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I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Men Quotes , Want Quotes

Instead of making Christianity a vehicle of truth, you make truth only a horse for Christianity.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Christian Quotes , Horse Quotes

Tere na hone se kuchh bhi nahi badla,. Bus kal jaha Dil hota tha, Aaj waha dard hota hai..!!

10 years ago

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Once writing has become your major vice and greatest pleasure only death can stop it. Financial security then is a great help as it keeps you from worrying.

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Tags : Ernest Hemingway Quotes , Writing Quotes , Worry Quotes

In the house of God there is never ending festival; the angel choir makes eternal holiday; the presence of God's face gives joy that never fails.

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Tags : Saint Augustine Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Holiday Quotes

You probably couldn't have found much daylight between the NRA and the Disney company. They probably would've had had identical demographics for the people who really loved those companies.

6 years ago

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Tags : Abigail Disney Quotes , People Quotes , Daylight Quotes

Aaj ek ladki ke sath movie dekhne gaya ... Pepsi leke aaya to galti se doosri ladki ke paas baith gaya ;) :p

10 years ago

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Gulab Ko V Kamal Bana Dete,
Unki 1 Nazar Se Gazal Bana Dete,
Kambakht Is Dil Pe Marta Koi Nahi,
Warna Unke Shehar Mein Hi Taaj Mahal Bana Dete.

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My pacifism is an instinctive feeling, a feeling that possesses me because the murder of men is disgusting. My attitude is not derived from any intellectual theory but is based on my deepest antipathy to every kind of cruelty and hatred.

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Spiritual Quotes

I had an occasional flash of understanding, but then got selfishly wrapped up again in my own problems and pleasures.

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Tags : Anne Frank Quotes , Understanding Quotes , Problem Quotes

Many years ago I found out something about hamburgers that really grossed me out. You may not know this, so I hope I don’t make you sick, but it turns out hamburgers are actually made out of dead cows. I am not making this up. Needless to say, as soon as I discovered that, I gave up meat entirely.

6 years ago

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Tags : Al Yankovic Quotes , Years Quotes , Sick Quotes

The one charm about the past is that it is the past. But women never know when the curtain has fallen.

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Tags : Oscar Wilde Quotes , Past Quotes , Charm Quotes

दामाद:आपकी बेटी ने जीवन कांटो भरा नरक सा कर दिया है

ससुर इमोशनली होकर:तुम्हारे पास जिस कपड़े का पीस है मेरे पास उसका पूरा थान है थान

10 years ago

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Taqdeer ne jese chaha vese dhal gye hum Bahut sambhal k chale fir bhi fisal gye hum Kisi ne viswas toda toh kabhi kisi ne dil, Aur logon ko lagta hain ki badal gaye hum

10 years ago

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You haven't changed. You may say: 'I'm full of love, I'm full of truth, I'm full of knowledge, I'm full of wisdom.' I say: 'That's all nonsense. Do you behave? Are you free of fear? Are you free of ambition, greed, envy and the desire to achieve success in every field? If not, you are just playing a game. You are not serious.'

5 years ago

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Truth Quotes , Fear Quotes

There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , New York Quotes , Humor Quotes

The majority of mankind is lazyminded, incurious, absorbed in vanities, and tepid in emotion, and is therefore incapable of either much doubt or much faith.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Vanity Quotes , Doubt Quotes

Tumse Dur Jane Ka Irada
Na Tha, Sath Rehne Ka Bhi
Vaada Na Tha, Tum Yaad Na
Karoge Yeh Jante The Hum,
Par Itni Zaldi Bhool
Jaoge Andaza Na Tha?

10 years ago

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The wise are instructed by reason, average minds by experience, the stupid by necessity and the brute by instinct.

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Tags : Marcus Tullius Cicero Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Wise Quotes

Beshak wo nhi milta hr roz,
Fir bhi unse milne ko dil beqrar kyun hai,
Unki YAAD toh ab sone bhi nhi deti,
Jane hme unse itna PYAAR kyun hai...

10 years ago

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