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  • Jeeto Ek Dibbe Mein Apne Bachche Ki Potty Lekar Test Karwaane Jaati Hai.
    Doctor: Behan Ji, Yo Potty Nahin Halwa Hai.
    Jeeto, Hairaani Se Aur Lagbhag Rote Hue: Doctor Ji, Muje Ek Phone Call Karni Hai, Badi Urgent and Important Hai... Please Doctor Saab...
    Doctor: Kar Lijiye Behanji, Koi Baat Nahi, Lekin Hua Kya???
    Jeeto: Unko Batana Hai Ki Vo Galat Dibba Office Le Gaye Hain.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • No one wants their life thrown into chaos. That is why a lot of people keep that threat under control, and are somehow capable of sustaining a house or a structure that is already rotten. They are the engineers of the superseded
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Paulo Coelho Quotes , Love Quotes , People Quotes
  • Santo : Mein Hamesha Tumhare Letter Pe Lagi Ticket Ko Kiss Karti Hu.
    Mujhe Pata Hai Tumne Use Apne Hontho Se Lagakar Chipkaya Hoga.

    Santa: Oh Pagal Kahi Ki, Mein Unhe Gum Se Chipkata Hu.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Bewafa Dosto K Liye:
    Itni Berukhi Na Dikhao Ay Dost,
    1 Din Hum B Berukhi Dikhyenge,
    Tum Paidal Ja Rahe Hoge Or
    Hum Janaze Me Jayenge..
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Aasma ke tare aksar puchate hai mujhse,
    kya tumhe aaj bhi intezar hai uske lot aane ka,
    aur ye dil muskura ke kehta hai,
    mujhe to ab tak yakin hi nahi hai uske chale jane ka..!!
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Break Up SMS
  • Mor Morni ko kiss krne lga.
    Morni use rok k idhr udhr dekhne lgi,
    Mor: Kya hua Janu?
    Morni-Dekh rhi hu aas pass Discovry wale to nhi h
    Sale MMS bna lete hain.
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi
    nazar bas che, Haso nahi to
    chalse Dil ma rakho to bas
    che, SMS karo k na karo tamari marji, Tame aa SMS
    vancho a j bas che
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Girlfriend romantic mood me:- aaj mere ghar koi nahi hai aa jao?
    santa:- Tu mere ghar aja pgli, mere ghar sb log hai tera man laga rahega
  • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes