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  • Arz kiya hai.,
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    class main master ji sharab liye
    baithe hai...
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    gaur farmiega
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    class main master ji sharab liye
    baithe hai..
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    or bache itne harami saale
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    glass liye baithe hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pinku joke......
    (pinku doctor ke pass gya)
    Pinku: doctor muze rat me ajib ajib sapne aate hai, mere sapne me bandar footboll khelte hai....!
    Doctor: ye davai lo sapne aane band ho jayenge.!
    Pinku : likn mai davai khal khaunga..
    Doctor: q
    Pinku: aaj unka fainal hai.......!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Aaj ki Girlz-
    Bluetooth jaise
    hoti hai..
    Agar tum pass
    ho to tumse
    connected rehti hai..
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    Or Agar tum
    door jaoge to vo
    naya Device
    dhundti hai..:D
    Agree boys ????
    Pritam Patel Betma
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • भीड़ हमेशा उस रास्ते पर चलती है जो रास्ता आसान लगता है, लेकिन इसका मतलब यह नहीं की भीड़ हमेशा सही रास्ते पर चलती है| अपने रास्ते खुद चुनिए क्योंकि आपको आपसे बेहतर और कोई नहीं जानता
    :eye::eye::eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Motivational Status For Whatsapp , Motivational Quotes
  • Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa.
    Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb
    Nurse : Married?
    Patient : No, car accident
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek bar karo na plz
    Kisi ko pata nahi chalega
    Plz karo naaa
    Muje acha lage ga
    Ek bar hamari dosti ki khatr
    Kar do na plz
    Ek pyara sa SMS..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ae chand unko mera paigam kehna
    khusi ka din or hasi ki dham kehna
    jab wo dekhe bahar aa k to unko meri taraf se
    Mubarak ho Ramzaan Kehna …
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Eid Mubarak SMS
  • Tea had come as a deliverer to a land that called for deliverance; a land of beef and ale, of heavy eating and abundant drunkenness; of gray skies and harsh winds; of strong-nerved, stout-purposed, slow-thinking men and women. Above all, a land of sheltered homes and warm firesides - firesides that were waiting - waiting for the bubbling kettle and the fragrant breath of tea.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Agnes Repplier Quotes , Strong Quotes , Home Quotes
  • Ishq Ki Alag Hi Khumari Hai, Ye Ek
    Aisi Bimaari Hai, Jisme Fanna Dunia
    Sari Hai, Ishq Ka Kalma Padte Padte,
    Humne Bhi Raat Guzari Hai, Pal
    Pal Beete Mere Sadiyon Se, Jab Jab
    Guzre Hum Mehboob Ki Galiyon Se!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS