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  • Patthar Jaisa Kisi Ka Dil
    Na Ho, Bikhre Huye Sapne
    Kisi Ke Taqdir Me Na Ho,
    Koi Kisi Ko Dil Se Chahe
    To Wo Usika Ho, Warna Umar
    Bhar Ka Intezaar Kisi
    Ke Bhi Naseeb Me Na Ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ek Baar Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath Jaa Raha Tha,

    Raste Mein Usse Ek Dost Mila

    Jisse Police Ne Pakda Hua Tha.

    Santa Ne Usse Puchha: Kya Hua?

    Dost: Mene Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala

    Santa Kuch Sochte Huye: Saza Kya Mili Hai?

    Dost: 6 Hafte

    Santa: Bass Yaar, 6 Hafte

    Santa Ne Aav Dekha Na Taav Fatafatt

    Police Ki Gun Lee Or Apni Biwi Ko Maar Dala
    :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    Dost Rote Hue: Abe Sale,

    Yeh Tune Kya Kiya?

    Puri Baat To Sunta,

    6 Hafte Baad Muje Phaansi Ha.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Raat ko meri aankh se ek aansoonikal
    aaya..
    Maine poocha tu bahar kyon
    aaya..
    usne bataya koi en aankhon meinhai itna
    samaya...
    ki main chahakar bhi en aankhonmein apni jagah nahi bana
    paaya...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Tere pyar ka sila har haal me denge,
    Khuda bhi maange ye dil to taal denge,
    Agar dil ne kaha tum bewafa ho,
    To is dil ko bhi seene se nikaal denge…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sad Shayari SMS
  • a girl asked pappu:-
    girl- wo kya chiz hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai, aur mere paas 2 hai?
    pappu- legg (pair)
    .
    girl- wo kya chiz tumhare pait ke andar hai, aur mere salwar ke andar nahi hai?
    pappu- rupaaye
    .
    girl- wo kya hai jo aadmi din me lene ke bajay raat me bed par lete hai?
    pappu- neend
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    girl- wo kya hai jise ladkiya pahli baar karwate wakt pain ki vajah se roti hai?
    pappu- kaan me chhed.
    .
    moral:- aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhe...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Who ever comes to shroud me, do not harm Nor question much That subtle wreath of hair, which crowns my arm; The mystery, the sign you must not touch, For 'tis my outward soul, Viceroy to that, which then to heaven being gone, Will leave this to control, And keep these limbs, her provinces, from dissolution.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : John Donne Quotes , Hair Quotes , Heaven Quotes
  • ✔ Baith-kar mehbooba ki
    baaho me aisa josh aaya.. .
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    Wah!
    Wah!
    Wah!!
    Wah!!
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    Baith-kar mehbooba ki baaho
    me aisa josh aaya...
    Phirrrrr...?
    Phir kya.!
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    Biwi ne dekh liya aur ICU me
    hosh aaya...
    Ha Ha Ha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Haq Meri Mohabbat ka Ada Q Nhi Krty,
    Tm Dard To Dety Ho Dawa Q Nhi Krty,
    Q Behtay Ho Khamosh Si Rah Me Meray Agay,
    Na Ro Mery Mrny Ki Dua Q Nhi Krty,
    Tm Drd To Detay Ho Dawa Q Nhi Krty,
    Phoolon Ki Tarah Jsm He Pathr Ki Tarah Dil,
    Mery Haseen Sajan Wafa Q Nhi Krty,
    Aankhon Ki Adalt Se Bari Kr To Dia He,
    Afsos Meri Jan Reha Q Ni Krty,
    Tm Drd To Dety Ho Dawa Q Ni Krty,
    Haq Meri Mhbt Ka Ada Q Nhi Krty
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • 10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
    1. save time.
    2. can sleep well.
    3. Don”t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
    4. Don”t hav to worry abt how u look..
    5. Can eat in any restaurant..
    6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
    7. Can talk with all gals..
    8. U won”t hear “aaw.. U r dull today.
    9. Can go anywhere with any one..
    10. Don”t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • નારી ના 9 અવતાર

    :point_down::point_down::point_down::point_down:


    ૧. સવારે કામકાજ માં વ્યસ્ત (:information_desk_person_tone1:‍♀- અષ્ટભુજા :raised_back_of_hand_tone1:)

    ૨. છોકરાઓ ને ભણાવે (:woman_tone2:‍:school: - સરસ્વતી)

    ૩. ઘરખર્ચ ના પૈસામાંથી બચત (:moneybag:- મહાલક્ષ્મી)

    ૪. પરિવાર માટે રસોઈ બનાવે (:shallow_pan_of_food::spaghetti:- અન્નપૂર્ણા)

    ૫. પરિવાર ની તકલીફ માં દ્રઢતાથી ઉભી રહે (:woman_tone1:‍:mortar_board:- પાર્વતી)

    ૬. પતિ ભીનો રૂમાલ પલંગ પર નાખે - (દુર્ગા ????)

    ૭. પતિ એ લાવેલ વસ્તુ ખરાબ નીકળે તો- (કાલી :rage:)

    ૮. પતિ ભૂલથી એના પિયર વિશે કાઈ કઈ દે - (મહિસાસુર મર્દીની :imp:)

    ૯. પતિ જો બીજી સ્ત્રીના વખાણ કરે તો - (રણચંડી :japanese_ogre::cloud_tornado:)

    :rofl::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::rofl:
    ખુશ નસીબ છે "પરણેલા" લોકો જેને દરરોજ માતાજી ના નવ નવ સ્વરુપ ના દર્શનનો લાભ મળે છે.


    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::rofl::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::rofl:
    • 7 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS
  • Hum Aapki Har Cheez Se Pyar Kar Lenge,
    Aapki Har Baato Par Aitbaar Kar Lenge,
    Bas Ek Baar Keh Dijiye Aap Humare Ho,
    Hum Zindgi Bhar Aapka Intezaar Kar Lenge.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Khirki
    Chand
    Kitab Aur Main,,
    Muddat Se Ek Baab Aur Main,,
    Shab Bhar Khelain Aapas Mein,,
    2 Aankhain Ek Khawab Aur Main,,
    Mouj Aur Kashti Sahil Per,,
    Dariya Mein Gardaab Aur Main,,
    Sham
    Udaasi
    Khamoshi,,
    Kuch Kankar Talaab Aur Main,,
    Har Shab Pakre Jate Hain,,
    teri yaad,
    Kitab Aur Main…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS