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रात को सोने से पहले एकमच्छर मार दिया करे,

ताकिबाकी के मच्छर उसकेजनाजे पर चले जाएँ,

औरआप मजे से सो जाएँ।

कसम से बचपन सेintelligent हूँ

पर कभी घमंड नहीं किया:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Asking for financial advice from a financial planner is like asking a barber if you need a hair cut.

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The fly that touches honey cannot use it's wings; so too the soul that clings to spiritual sweetness ruins it's freedom and hinders contemplation.

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It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

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Circumstances which we have resented, situations which we have found desperately difficult, have all been the means in the hands of God of driving the nails into the self-life which so easily complains.

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None but a woman can teach the science of herself.

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The Bible is no mere book, but a Living Creature, with a power that conquers all that oppose it.

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The True Person governs by emptying the heart of desire and filling the belly with food, weakening ambitions and strengthening bones.

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All teaching and all intellectual learning come about from already existing knowledge.

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We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.

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Battering the gates of heaven with the storms of prayer.

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Tags : Alfred Lord Tennyson Quotes , Prayer Quotes , Heaven Quotes

Dur Rehne Walo Ne Aisa Sila Diya!
Apni Yaado Se Hamko Rula Diya!
Itna Bhi Matlabi Na Ho Yaar Kisika!
Ki Jab Chaha Yaad Kiya Jab Chaha Bhula Diya!

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Apki Ankho Me Ansuo Ki Jagah Na Ho.
Mere Pass apko Bhulane Ki Vajah Na Ho.
Agar Bhul Jaun Kisi Tarah Se apko.
To Khuda Kare Meri Zindgi Me Agli Subah Na ho

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Aa teri umar me likh doon chand sitaron se,
Tera janamdin me manaun phoolon se baharon se,
Har ek khoobsurti duniya se mein le aaoon,
Sajaoon me ye mehfil chand sitaron se..

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The true source of rights is duty.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Rights Quotes , Source Quotes

In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya,
Na Kero Humari Dosti Ko Azmaya Na Karo,
Tumhari Ek Hasi Meri Dil Ki Dhadkan Hai
Unhe Yu Na Ansuo Mein Gavaya Karo.

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That tower of strength Which stood four-square to all the winds that blew.

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Some things the legislator must find ready to his hand in a state, others he must provide. And therefore we can only say: May our state be constituted in such a manner as to be blessed with the goods of which fortune disposes (for we acknowledge her power): whereas virtue and goodness in the state are not a matter of chance but the result of knowledge and purpose. A city can be virtuous only when the citizens who have a share in the government are virtuous, and in our state all the citizens share in the government.

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Blessed Quotes , Government Quotes

Step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where noone notices the contrast of white on white.

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Socha Tha Jab Milenge Raah Chalte Kabhi,
Dil Ki Baaten Juban Par Na Aane Denge,
Hamne Lab Khole Bhi Nahi Aur,
Wo Sab Jaan Gaye,
Khaamoshiyon Ko Samazne Ki Wo Adaa Unme Aaj Bhi Hai?

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