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  • I was here, and I loaded a shotgun on Independence Day, but I didn't kill anybody. I didn't drone any children. I didn't steal any children's future. I didn't sell this country into debt. I didn't do any of the crimes that the man two blocks over at the White House is responsible for.
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Adam Kokesh Quotes , Country Quotes , Children Quotes
  • Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...Oh God, She SmokesPhir wine ki bottle dekhi...Oh God, She Drinks too...Phir ladke ko dekhaThank God, ye sab es ladke kaa H
    • 10 years ago



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  • The speed at which a business success is recognized, furthermore, is not that important as long as the company's intrinsic value is increasing at a satisfactory rate. In fact, delayed recognition can be an advantage: It may give us the chance to buy more of a good thing at a bargain price.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Business Quotes , Long Quotes
  • Zhutha apnapan to har koi jatata hai
    wo apna hi kya jo har pal satata hai
    ykin na karna har kisi par kyoki karib hai
    kitna koi ye wakt btata hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya...
    Bewafai krna unka dastur ho gya...
    Kasur unka nahi mera tha...
    Humne chaha hi itna ki unko sayd gurur ho gaya....
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Ajeeb shaks tha.
    kaisa mizaj rakhta tha.
    sath reh kar bhi,
    ikhtalaf rakhta tha.
    mein kyon na daad daun us ke fun ki,
    mery har sawal ka pehley hi jawab
    rakhta tha.
    wo to roshniyon ka basi tha magar,
    meri andhier nagri ka bada khayal
    rakhta tha.
    muhabat to thi usy kisi aur se shayad,
    hum se tu youn hi hasi mazak rakhta tha.

    By :
    Nitish
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • 1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi
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    1 ladka bike pe jatta hai . .
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    Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai
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    Pehchana kya ???
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    Ladki :”Nahi toh . .
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    Ladka :”Kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya
    tha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mileKabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mileAur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kareUsko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kiya
    Wife :kon thi ye?Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo!
    Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Flirt SMS