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No one outside ourselves can rule us inwardly. When we know this, we become free.

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Freedom Quotes

Nonviolence being the mightiest force in the world and also the most elusive in its working, demands the greatest exercise of faith.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Exercise Quotes , World Quotes

The world is wonderful and beautiful and good beyond one's wildest imagination. Never, never, never could one conceive what love is, beforehand, never. Life can be great-quite god-like. It can be so. God be thanked I have proved it.

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Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Love Quotes , Life Quotes

One of the names of Buddha is TATHAGATA - one who lives in suchness, one who has become free from all the distractions of the mind. And the miracle is that the mind consists only of distraction, so once you are free of all distractions there is no mind left. In the present there is no mind. In the present there is only consciousness, awareness, watchfulness.

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Tags : Rajneesh Quotes , Names Quotes , Miracle Quotes

HEART, n. Figuratively, this useful organ is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments . . . . It is now known that sentiments and emotions reside in the stomach, being evolved from food by chemical action of the gastric fluid.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Heart Quotes , Action Quotes

Tumhare haath ki kaash mai wo lakeer ban jaun,kaash mai tumhara muqaddar ban jaun,mai tumhe itana chahun ke tum bhul jao har rishta,sirf mai hi tumhare har rishte ki tasveer ban jaun,tum aankhen band karo to aaun mai hi nazar,is tarah mai tumhare har khawab ki taaber ban jaun...! NEET

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Sab kuch milta hai bas ek “khudai” ke siwa,
zindagi bahut pasand aayi ek “ruswai” ke siwa,
meri chahat ka ehsas bhi na kar sako ge tum,
us ki har ada pasand hai ke “bewafai” ke siwa.

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Common sense is genius dressed in its working clothes.

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Funny Quotes

A third variety of drama ... begins as tragedy with scraps of fun in it ... and ends in comedy without mirth in it, the place of mirth being taken by a more or less bitter and critical irony.

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Fun Quotes , Drama Quotes

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Kindness Quotes , Reality Quotes

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He is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy whereas the man of no virtue or ability is his own worst enemy and is afraid of solitude.

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Single Quotes , Men Quotes

Aadmi Hi Aadmi Ka Sacha Dost Hota Hai..
Aadmi-"Mujhe 1 Lady Suit Dikha Do..
Dukandar-"Biwi Ke Liye Chahiye, Ya Koi Achha WaLa Dikhau..;p ;)"

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A vast deal of ingenuity is wasted every year in evoking the undesirable, in the careful construction of objects which burden life. Frankenstein was a large rather than an isolated example.

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Tags : Agnes Repplier Quotes , Years Quotes , Example Quotes

Mohabbat ki duniya me dukh ke siwa kuch nehi mila,
Koi toh waja hoga jeene ke liye,
Pyar toh chod gayi bewafai karke,
Kya batau, uparwala v chod gayi bedardi se.

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A liberal education is at the heart of a civil society, and at the heart of a liberal education is the act of teaching.

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Tags : A. Bartlett Giamatti Quotes , Education Quotes , Hippie Quotes

Pal Bhar Mein Hansa, Pal Bhar Mein Rula Dete Hain.
Wo Naam Mera Likh-Likh Ke Mita Dete Hain
Wo Apne Hokar Bhi Pesh Aate Hain Ajanabi Ki Tarah
Jaane Kis Baat Ki Mujhko Saza Dete Hain Wo.

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For Scotland has a double dose of the poison called heredity; the sense of blood in the aristocrat, the sense of doom in the Calvinist.

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Blood Quotes , Scotland Quotes

Call Summary Analysis:
Boy2Girl = 01:15:01
Girl2Girl = 00:29:59
Boy2Mom = 00:10:30
Boy2Dad = 00:02:36
Boy2Boy = 00:00:59
Girl2Boy = 00:00:05 (Udhr se call karo)

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I was the first one in the gym, and the last one to leave.

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Tags : Muhammad Ali Quotes , Lasts Quotes , Firsts Quotes