टीचर: जर तुझा बेस्ट फ्रेंड आणि तुझी गर्लफ्रेंड
एका बोटीत आहेत आणि ती बोट जर बुडत आहे
तर तू कोणाला वाचवशील ??
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हुशार मुलगा : एकालाही नाही , बुडूदे दोघांना
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टीचर : का रे ???
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हुशार मुलगा : ते दोघे सोबत त्या एका बोटीत
करत काय होते ???
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Ab Ke Baar Eid Per Mehndi Lagao To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Jo Milne Jaao Apni Saheliyon Se To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Eid To Sab K Liye Khushi Le Kar Aaye Gi,
Tum Jab Tanha Baitho Gi To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Chand Raat Doosron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Masroof Ho Gi,
Kabhi Tumein Fursat Mile To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Eid Ki Chooriyan Jab Le Kar Aao Gi,
Na Ho Koi Pehnane K Liye To
Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Tere Haseen Hathon Pe Rachi
Mehndi Ko,
Koi Thukra De To Mujhe Yaad
Karna
Jala k Ek chirgh Eid per apni
chukat Per Rakh jana,
Bujh Gaya Agar Hawa Se To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Khol K Reshmi Baalon Ko Eid K Roz Jab Baitho Gi Sab k Beech,
Sanware Ga Nahi Koi Baal Tab Mujhe Yaad Karna,
Likhna Naam Mehndi se Apne
Hathon Per Mera,
Jab Mitay Ga Nahi tab Mujhe Yaad Karna,
jiski yaad me saare jahan ko bhul gaye
suna hai aaj kal vo humara naam tak bhul gaye
kasam khai thi jisne sath nibhane ki yaaro
aaj wo humari lash par aana bhul gaye
Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli:
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,
Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?@Hushain2
Zara Thero Chale Jaana
Mujhe Kuch Tumse Kehna Hai..
Jayada Waqt Nahi Lungi
Zara Si Baat Karna Hai..
Na Dukh Apne Sunane Hain
Na Koi Fariyaad Karna Hai..
Na Ye Maloom Karna Hai
Ki
Ab Halaat Kaise Hain..
Tumhare Humsafar Thay Jo
Tumhare Saath Rehte Hain..
Na Ye Maloom Karna Hai
Tere Din Raat Kaise Hain..
Mujhe Bas Itna Kehna Hai
Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho..
Kasam Se
Bahut Hi Yaad Aate Ho..!
When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".
Father monks, why do you fast! Why do you expect reward in heaven for that?...No, saintly monk, you try being virtuous in the world, do good to society, without shutting yourself up in a monastery at other people's expense, and without expecting a reward up aloft for it--you'll find that a bit harder.
Aaye Na Agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari..
Hum Nahi Karenge Dunia Se Shikayaat Tumhari..
Bewafa Ho Tum Ye Na Kahenge Kisi Se..
Keh Denge Ki Kami Thi Wafa Me Hamari..!
I have damaged my intellect trying to imagine why a man should want to invent a repeating clock, and how another man could be found to lust after it and buy it. The man who can guess these riddles is far on the way to guess why the human race was invented - which is another riddle which tires me.