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  • Tv Reporter Ne Zakhmi Admi Se Pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA To Kya Vo Zor Se Phata?“.... ..

    Zakhmi Admi - Nahin Haramzade, WohRengta Huamere Paas Aaya Aur Sharma Ke Bola,“Paaji.....Boom !! :smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Facebook SMS
  • Ganapati – Lord of all Gods
    Alampata – Infinite Lord
    Nideeshwaram – Bestower of Treasures & Riches
    Eshanputra – Son of Lord Shiva
    Siddhidata – Giver of Success
    Harida – Golden colored
    Avighna – Remover of all difciculties & obstacles
    May Lord Ganesha
    shower his finest blessings on you
    Today and always
    Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ganesh Chaturthi SMS
  • There are good men and bad men of all nationalities, creeds and colors; and if this world of ours is ever to become what we hope some day it may become, it must be by the general recognition that the man's heart and soul, the man's worth and actions, determine his standing.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Theodore Roosevelt Quotes , Heart Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Today,Santa Was Lying On Beach,
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    Amrican: R U Relaxing?
    Santa:No I M Gopal Singh,
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    Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
    Santa: No I M Gopal Singh
    .
    Another Amrican: R U Relaxing?
    Santa: No (Shouting) I M Gopal
    Singh And
    Left Tht Place In Anger.
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    Then Santa Asks One American Lying Nearby,
    R U Relaxing?
    American: Yes.
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    Santa Slaps Him&Says,
    "Haramkhor Sab Tujhe Dhund
    Rahey Hai Aur Tu Yaha Pada Hai!:D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Kya panchio ki bhi shadi hoti hai.
    Kya dant kathaye such hoti hai.Kya such mai aliense hote hai.Kya taro per bhi log rahte hai.Kya dusri duniya bhi hoti hai.Kya humare 7 janm hote hai.Kya god humhe dekh rahe honge.Kya humne lagaye hue ped humhe dekhte honge humhe pahchante honge.
    Kya hawa bhi humse baat karne ki koshish karti hai.kya hum star se bane hai kya duniya yek din khatam ho jayengi.Insan apni soch se age badta hai zindgi bahot choti hai use khul ke jio Zindgi mile na dobara.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Angels East, Angels West,
    Bless Da Person Who Reads This Sms.
    May Guide Her 2 Rest and When
    He Wakes 2moro May Perform @ His Best!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Constable:- Sir,
    Humne Sharab Se Bhara Hua Ek Truck Pakad Liya Hai.

    Humka Peeni Hai-3

    Peeni Hai,

    Chulbul Pandey:- (SALLU BHAI) Kamal Karte Ho Usse Kya Hoga,
    Ek Truck Sode Ka Aur Ek Namkeen Ka Bhi Pakdo Salo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jara bahar aao
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    aa gye?
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    Fir upar asman ki taraf dekho
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    Dekha?
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    Chand dekho



    dekha?



    Ab so jao subah suraj dikhaenge.

    "GOOD NIGHT"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Good Night SMS
  • Dil se likhi baat dil ko chu jati hai,
    aksar aankhen hi baat keh jati hai,
    kuch log pyar k me badal dete hai,
    kuch logo ki pyar se duniya badal jati hai
    ...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • Farz tha jo mera nibha diya maine,
    usne jo manga vo sab diya maine,
    Wo sunke gairon ki baten bewafa ho gaya,
    samajh k khwab usko akhir bhula diya maine
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Zindagi ko tanha veerano me rahne do,

    ye wafa ki batein khayalon me rahne do,

    haqiqat me aazmane se tut jate hain dil,

    ye ishq mohabbat kitabo me rhne do.
    Sweet
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS