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    इच्छा पूरी होती है तो लोभ बढ़ता है...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • टीचर: जर तुझा बेस्ट फ्रेंड आणि तुझी गर्लफ्रेंड
    एका बोटीत आहेत आणि ती बोट जर बुडत आहे
    तर तू कोणाला वाचवशील ??
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    हुशार मुलगा : एकालाही नाही , बुडूदे दोघांना
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    टीचर : का रे ???
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    हुशार मुलगा : ते दोघे सोबत त्या एका बोटीत
    करत काय होते ???
    • 9 years ago



    Tags :
  • Ab Ke Baar Eid Per Mehndi Lagao To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Jo Milne Jaao Apni Saheliyon Se To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Eid To Sab K Liye Khushi Le Kar Aaye Gi,
    Tum Jab Tanha Baitho Gi To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Chand Raat Doosron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Masroof Ho Gi,
    Kabhi Tumein Fursat Mile To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Eid Ki Chooriyan Jab Le Kar Aao Gi,
    Na Ho Koi Pehnane K Liye To
    Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Tere Haseen Hathon Pe Rachi
    Mehndi Ko,
    Koi Thukra De To Mujhe Yaad
    Karna
    Jala k Ek chirgh Eid per apni
    chukat Per Rakh jana,
    Bujh Gaya Agar Hawa Se To Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Khol K Reshmi Baalon Ko Eid K Roz Jab Baitho Gi Sab k Beech,
    Sanware Ga Nahi Koi Baal Tab Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    Likhna Naam Mehndi se Apne
    Hathon Per Mera,
    Jab Mitay Ga Nahi tab Mujhe Yaad Karna,
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • jiski yaad me saare jahan ko bhul gaye
    suna hai aaj kal vo humara naam tak bhul gaye
    kasam khai thi jisne sath nibhane ki yaaro
    aaj wo humari lash par aana bhul gaye
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • कॉलेज की लडकिया जितना Attitude बताती हे
    उससे ज्यादा खूबसूरत लडकिया तो हमारे खेत मे गेहूँ काटने आती है।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • dil se kro dua hr pl muskrane ki,
    hr baat me hnsne aur kuch kr jane ki.
    hr haal me ktegi jivan ki dgr
    bss sahi nishana ho apni mjil pane ki
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli:
    Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,
    Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
    Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?@Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • आज का ज्ञान.
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    . पुराने ज़माने मे जिन्हे 'आशिक' कहा जाता था।
    आज - कल उन्हे ' गधा ' कहा जाता है।
    ज्ञान समाप्त..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zara Thero Chale Jaana
    Mujhe Kuch Tumse Kehna Hai..
    Jayada Waqt Nahi Lungi
    Zara Si Baat Karna Hai..
    Na Dukh Apne Sunane Hain
    Na Koi Fariyaad Karna Hai..
    Na Ye Maloom Karna Hai
    Ki
    Ab Halaat Kaise Hain..
    Tumhare Humsafar Thay Jo
    Tumhare Saath Rehte Hain..
    Na Ye Maloom Karna Hai
    Tere Din Raat Kaise Hain..
    Mujhe Bas Itna Kehna Hai
    Mujhe Tum Yaad Aate Ho..
    Kasam Se
    Bahut Hi Yaad Aate Ho..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
    when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
    when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
    and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
    then you are in deep trouble my friend... you are in what they call, "love".
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Father monks, why do you fast! Why do you expect reward in heaven for that?...No, saintly monk, you try being virtuous in the world, do good to society, without shutting yourself up in a monastery at other people's expense, and without expecting a reward up aloft for it--you'll find that a bit harder.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Father Quotes , People Quotes
  • Aaye Na Agar Tumhe Yaad Hamari..
    Hum Nahi Karenge Dunia Se Shikayaat Tumhari..
    Bewafa Ho Tum Ye Na Kahenge Kisi Se..
    Keh Denge Ki Kami Thi Wafa Me Hamari..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Gandhi ke 3 banderthe 1 mar gya dusra videsh gya hua h

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    Teesra msg











    Nhi padh rha hai yaar

    tum hamesha khud ko bandar kyu samjhte ho
    • 9 years ago



    Tags :
  • Job Tum Bimar Hote ho

    Gf Kehti hai -"You ok?"

    Mom -"TAKE THIS THIS & THIS ALSO THIS"

    Friends - "AIDS k mareez door reh, apni bimariapne paas rakh kAmIne :D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • I have damaged my intellect trying to imagine why a man should want to invent a repeating clock, and how another man could be found to lust after it and buy it. The man who can guess these riddles is far on the way to guess why the human race was invented - which is another riddle which tires me.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Men Quotes , Race Quotes
  • Rabba Dukh Na Dena Mere Dosto Ko,
    Chahe Mujhe Sukho Ka Pahad De De,
    Ghoome Mere Dost Nayi Cycle Par,
    Bhale Mujhe Purani Bmw Car De De
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Friendship SMS