Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Door Isharo Se Kabhi Baat Nahi Hoti,
Chand Aansu Bahane Se Barsat Nahi Hoti,
Ye zindagi Koi Khawab Nahi Haqiqat Hai,
Aankhen Band Kar lene Se Raat Nahi Hoti.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

No ear can hear nor tongue can tell the tortures of the inward hell!

5 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Inward Quotes , Ears Quotes

Talking nonsense is the sole privilege mankind possesses over the other organisms. It's by talking nonsense that one gets to the truth! I talk nonsense, therefore I'm human

5 years ago

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Tags : Fyodor Dostoevsky Quotes , Talking Quotes , Privilege Quotes

Nonte: Oye, Tu To Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Waala Tha, Kya Hua? Fonte: Yaar Kal Jaaonga, Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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We easily become trapped in the 'someday' mentality. Someday I'll have all the money I need to enjoy life. Someday I'll be able to spent more time with my family. Someday I'll have time to relax and do what i love doing.

6 years ago

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Tags : Nick Vujicic Quotes , Enjoy Life Quotes , Relax Quotes

Ek baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the!
Ship dubi nahi firbi sab mar gaye !

Kaise ?

Bich samunder me ship bigad gy thi,
Sale dhakka dene utar gaye...

10 years ago

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So if you are evaluating others (or yourself!) in the investment field, think out some standards - apply them - interpret them.

5 years ago

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Tags : Warren Buffett Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Fields Quotes

As children, we have a tenuous idea of love; we often try to quantify it with how much we feel seen and heard.

6 years ago

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Tags : Adora Svitak Quotes , Children Quotes , Ideas Quotes

I think the world should be represented on television and for the longest its been limited. Ethnic stories specifically need variety in content period.

6 years ago

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Tags : Aeriel Miranda Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Needs Quotes

Na jane wo kaun itna haseen hoga..
Aapke haath me jiska naseeb hoga..
Koi aapko chahe ye koi badi baat nahi..
Jisko aap chaho wo khushnaseeb hoga..

10 years ago

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A man should first direct himself in the way he should go. Only then should he instruct others.

5 years ago

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Teacher Quotes , Buddhist Quotes

Dil ke sare armaan le jate hai humse humari pehchan le jaje hai bepanah na chahna kisiko kyo ke jaan kehne wale he jismi jaan le jate hai

10 years ago

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Washington is a town where there's all kinds of allegations. You've heard much of the allegations. And if people have got solid information, please come forward with it. And that would be people inside the information who are the so-called anonymous sources, or people outside the information - outside the administration.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , People Quotes , Would Be Quotes

Kamina Panti
Bhikari - 1 Rupaye De Do..
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Lady - Sharam Nahi Aati Itne Smart
Khubsurat Handsome Nojawaan
Hoke Bheek Mangte Ho..
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Bhikari - Achha Darling,
Phir 1 Chumma Hi De Do.

10 years ago

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Maangu Bus Use Wo Ibaadat Mil Jaye,
Uske Khazana Se Thodi Si Mohabbat
Mil Jaye..
Ya To Sath Mil Jaye Mujhe Umra Bhar
Ka, Ya Uske Dar Pe Marne Ki Ijazat Mil Jaye...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

I think that lawyers are terrible at admitting that they're wrong. And not just admitting it - also realizing it.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Dershowitz Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Admitting Quotes

We, the People, recognize that we have responsibilities as well as rights; that our destinies are bound together; that a freedom which only asks what's in it for me, a freedom without a commitment to others, a freedom without love or charity or duty or patriotism, is unworthy of our founding ideals, and those who died in their defense.

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Commitment Quotes

When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.

5 years ago

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Tags : Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Dark Quotes

Zindagi Ne Kai Sawalat Badal Daale,
Waqt Ne Humare Halat Badal Daale,
Hum To Aaj Bhi Wahi Hain Jo Kal The,
Bas Humare Liye Logo Ne Apne Jajbat Badal Dale.

10 years ago

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If I do not know reality, the unknown, how can I search for it? Surely it must come but I cannot go after it. If I go after it I am going after something which is the known, projected by me; by my own mind.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Reality Quotes , Mind Quotes