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  • पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो?
    पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा.
    पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे.
    पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri,
    Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
    Hain..
    To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam
    Bataao..?
    .
    Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana
    Sultana Aur Shabana...!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • hum se koi gila ho jaaye toh sorry Aapko yaad na kar paye toh sorry waise dil se Aapko bhulenge nahi par hamari dhadkan hi ruk jaye toh sorry..

    !!...Bharat...!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Is Dil Ka Ik Arman Hai Ik
    Chand Me Hmari Jaan Hai,
    Jise Dur Se Dekhna To Mumkin
    Hai Par Milna Kahan Aasan
    Hai, Kyon Ki Hum To Ik Zameen
    Hain Arr Vo Ik Aasman Hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Saying SMS
  • Mahak e dosti ishq se kam nahi hoti,
    Ye duniya ishq pe khatm nahi hoti.
    Agar saath ho ek sachcha dost to
    Ye zindagi zannat se kam nahi hoti...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Well has it been said that man is the only animal that naturally looks upwards; every other animal naturally looks down. That looking upward and going upward and seeking perfection are what is called salvation; and the sooner a man begins to go higher, the sooner he raises himself towards this idea of truth as salvation.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Swami Vivekananda Quotes , Men Quotes , Animal Quotes
  • Professor : Gaali ki paribhasha batao.."
    Student: "atyadhik krodh aane pershaaririk roop se hinsaa na karte huye, maukhik roop se ki gayi hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye chune huye shabdon ka samooh jiskeuchchaaranke pashchaat mann ko aseem shaanti ka anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali kehte hai..!!'
    Professor: Aapke CHARAN kahan hain prabhu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi kise ka nahi hota
    sab ka thora thora likha hota haisath
    to kyo banya jaye kise ko jeene kivaja
    Jeena to hota hai saab ko akele hi
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Zindagi unke bina adhuri hai.....

    na jane q unke aur mere bichye duri hai....

    sochta hu kabhi naraz rahu
    par kya karu....

    Uski 1 muskan hi meri kamzori hai.....
    by inta....
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS