Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."
Hum Nay Kab Tum Say Milnay Ka Irada Chaha
Door Reh Kar Tumhe Or Bhi Ziada Chaha
Bohot Shidaat Say Aayi Yaad Tumhari
Jab Jab Tumhay Bholnay Ka Irada Chaha……!!
Sardar park me baita tha
Frnd:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Frnd:kise?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha hai...
Log khte he "OM" bolne se Man ko Shanti milti hai,
.
"SAI" bolne se Man ko Shakti milti hai
.
"RAM" bolne se Papon se Mukti milti hai,
.
Lekin hum kahte he "JAY BHIM" bolne se insan ko insan ki pahchan milti hai, sher ki takat milti he.!
Dil Ke Darpan Me Khilta Hai Chehra Tumhara
Tum Bin Zinda Rehna Mushkil Hai Hamara
Dur Hone Ka Shikwa Baar Baar Karenge
Zndgi Bhar Tujhe Chahenge Tera Intezar Karenge..!
Socha kisi apne se baat kare,apne kisi khas ko yaad kare,kiya jo faisla JANMASHTMI ki subhkamna dene ka,dil ne kaha kyo na aapse suruaat kare.. Happy Janmashtami.
Kal Raat Chand Bola..
Tumhare Dost Tumhe Msg
Nahi Bhejte,
Tum Bhi Mat Bheja Karo..
.
Maine Gusse Se Kaha..
Oye..
Tameez Se Baat Kar,
Koi Koi Dost
.
Gareeb Bhi Hota Hai..!