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Get ready; if the Democrats take the House, your taxes are going up.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , House Quotes , Democrat Quotes

We spend less time with each other now than we did during the presidency. When you're president, you're usually out and back in the same day - at least I was. I just came from a trip to the Middle East last week, where I was gone for five nights, and when I left, Laura [Bush] was out of town.

5 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Night Quotes , President Quotes

Enthusiasm - a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward applications of experience.

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Tags : Ambrose Bierce Quotes , Reality Quotes , Connections Quotes

We resent being faced with facts we'd prefer to ignore as much as being wrongly accused of doing something we haven't.

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Tags : Aidan Chambers Quotes , Facts Quotes , Accused Quotes

Ishq ne hame benaam kar diya,
har khushi se hame anjaan kar
diya,
hamne to kabhi nahi chaha ke
hame bhi mohabbat ho,
Lekin aap ki ek nazar ne hame nilaam kar diya…b.m

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

No religion taught man to kill fellowmen because he held different opinions or was of another religion.

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , Men Quotes , Religion Quotes

Yaadon Ke Sath Jeene Mai Kya Maja Hai,
Khyalo Mai Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya,
Har Lamha Tanha Saa Hai,
Hamsafar Hi Sath Na Ho To Safar Ka Kya Maza Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Miss You SMS

We did have three go to the YMCA.

5 years ago

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Tags : Abe Lemons Quotes , Basketball Quotes , College Quotes

Those who can be made to believe absurdities can be made to commit atrocities.

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Tags : Voltaire Quotes , Believe Quotes , Atrocities Quotes

I've got an adjective that just fits you.

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Tags : F. Scott Fitzgerald Quotes , Adjectives Quotes

Not everyone's life is what they make it. Some people's life is what other people make it.

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Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , People Quotes

There is no such thing as a free variable.

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Tags : Alan Perlis Quotes

We are a people. A people do not throw their geniuses away. If they do, it is our duty as witnesses for the future to collect them again for the sake of our children. If necessary, bone by bone.

5 years ago

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Tags : Alice Walker Quotes , Children Quotes , People Quotes

Kisi Ka Hone Ke Baad Kyu
Tadap Milti Hai.. Koi
Bataaye Ye Bechaani Kaha
Se Aati Hai.. Kaha Se Aate
Hain Itne Sare Dukh Aur Gam..
Aur, Kyu Har Kisi Me Surat
Usi Ki Nazar Aati Hai..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Hamare nata qurbaniyon ki keemat jante nahin

Agar wo jante bhi hain to pahchnta nahin

Desh ke sipahi larhte laarhte mar jate hain
Par hamre neta unka dil se samaan karte nahin

10 years ago

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Tags : Desh Bhakti SMS

One day, it was suddenly revealed to me that everything is pure spirit.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ramakrishna Quotes , One Day Quotes , Spirit Quotes

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U…
But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .
Th?S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .
“GOLMAAL
RETURN”

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Master-kal school kyon nahi aye.?
Boy-girlfriend se milne gaya tha.
Master-kis liye.
Boy-yes sir.
Master-maine puchha kis liye.?
Boy-liye sir bahut liye.

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Jokes

Khwaish Aisi Karo Ki Aasman Tak Ja Sako,
Dua Aisi Karo Ki Khuda Ko Pa Sako,
Yu To Jeene Ke Liye Pal Bahut Kam Hai,
Jiyo Aise Ki Har Pal Mein Zindagi Pa Sako.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

Aaj Kismat Ne Fir Puchha
Tera Dil Udas Kyo Hai.?
Teri Ankho Me Pyaas Kyo He.?
Jinke Paas Tere Liye Waqt Nhi
Wo Tere Liye Khaas Kyo He.?

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS