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Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good enough to raise with.

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Tags : Al Alvarez Quotes , Gambling Quotes , Games Quotes

Nafraton ki inteha kuchh iss tarah dekhi humne...
Wo khuwab mein bhi hum se munh mod k baithe thay...........

9 years ago

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Tags : Bewafa SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Dil ki batein aakhon se kahi jati hai,
Bol dhadkan se sune jate hai
Aap toh nadan hai jo saaf sun-na chahte hai
Ishq ke jazbat toh sirf mehsoos kiye jate hai

9 years ago

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Indian Tv Serials Are The Only Place..

Where You Will Find A Mother Younger
Than Daughter And A
Father Fitter Than Son..

9 years ago

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Jab Koi Khayal Dil Se Takrata Hai
Dil Na Chah Ker Bhi Khamosh Ho
Jata Hai
Koi Sab Kuch Keh Ker Dosti Jatata
Hai,
To Koi Kuch Na Keh K Dosti Nibhata
Hai…

9 years ago

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The hatchet must fall on the block; the oak must be cleft to the centre. The weight of the world is on my shoulders. Here is the pen and the paper; on the letters in the wire basket I sign my name, I, I, and again I.

5 years ago

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Tags : Virginia Woolf Quotes , Block Quotes , Fall Quotes

Everything I do is about setting up for the next. I think that my confidence and belief in myself as well as the music and trusting my judgment of my songs really grew the most.

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Tags : Adrian Marcel Quotes , Song Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Mohabat Kisi Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi
Jis K Sath Raha Jaye…
Mohabat To Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Hai
Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaye..

9 years ago

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I think that the FDA has not been able to catch some of these things as quickly as I expect them to catch and so we’re going to be doing a complete review of FDA operations. At bare minimum, we should be able to count on our government keeping our kids safe when they eat peanut butter. That’s what Sasha eats for lunch. Probably three times a week...

5 years ago

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Tags : Barack Obama Quotes , Kids Quotes , Thinking Quotes

A Christian home! What a power it is to the child when he is far away in the cold, tempting world, and voices of sin are filling his ears, and his feet stand on slippery places.

5 years ago

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Tags : Abbott Eliot Kittredge Quotes , Christian Quotes , Children Quotes

In dealing with the arrogant asserter of doubt, it is not the right method to tell him to stop doubting. It is rather the right method to tell him to go on doubting, to doubt a little more, to doubt every day newer and wilder things in the universe, until at last, by some strange enlightenment, he may begin to doubt himself.

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Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Doubt Quotes , Enlightenment Quotes

Oh what fools we mortals are.

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Fool Quotes

Once I even took the train to Utrecht, forty miles from Amsterdam, with my yellow star, this star which I still have. Why did I go? I just wanted to visit some friends. I was a little bit crazy, a little bit insane.

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Tags : Abraham Pais Quotes , Stars Quotes , Crazy Quotes

Covetousness is the greatest misfortune. One who does not know what is enough will never have enough.

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Doe Quotes , Enough Quotes

Good moral character is not something that we can achieve on our own. We need a culture that supports the conditions under which self-love and friendship flourish.

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Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Character Quotes , Self Quotes

Hush, my darling! Hush, hush, Catherine! I'll stay. If he shot me so, I'd expire with a blessing on my lips.

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Tags : Emily Bronte Quotes , Blessing Quotes , Lips Quotes

You throw the sand against the wind and the wind blows it back again.

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Tags : William Blake Quotes , Blow Quotes , Wind Quotes

Kavi Ka Beta School Me..:p

Teacher:"what Is Noun.. ??

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Student:"Arz Karta Hoon,

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Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King,

Wah Wah..

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Kutta Bhi Hota Hai Apni Gali Mein King..

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Noun Is A Name Of Any Person,

place Or Thing..:p :D :O :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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Aapki Yaade Hume Rulati
H, Aapki Baaten Yad Aa Aa
Ke Hume Satati H, Kya Aap
Bhi Hai Utne Hi Udas Hmare
Bina, Jitna Aapse Juda Hone
Ki Tanhai Hme Tadphati He.

9 years ago

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We live not in order to eat, but in order not to know what we feel like eating.

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Tags : Anton Chekhov Quotes , Order Quotes , Eating Quotes