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  • If a man called Christmas Day a mere hypocritical excuse for drunkenness and gluttony, that would be false, but it would have a fact hidden in it somewhere. But when Bernard Shaw says the Christmas Day is only a conspiracy kept up by poulterers and wine merchants from strictly business motives, then he says something which is not so much false as startling and arrestingly foolish. He might as well say that the two sexes were invented by jewellers who wanted to sell wedding rings.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Gilbert K. Chesterton Quotes , Christmas Quotes , Sex Quotes
  • I had rather believe all the Fables in the Legend, and the Talmud, and the Alcoran, then that this universall Frame, is without a Minde. And therefore, God never wrought Miracle, to convince Atheisme, because his Ordinary Works Convince it. It is true, that a little Philosophy inclineth Mans Minde to Atheisme; But depth in Philosophy, bringeth Mens Mindes about to Religion.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Francis Bacon Quotes , Philosophy Quotes , Believe Quotes
  • Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua
    umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge,
    Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi,
    hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaanto Ka Dard Phool Ki Daali Hi Samjhe..
    Phoolo Ka Dard Baag Ka Maali Hi Samjhe..
    Ye Kaisi Reet Banaai Hai Kudrat Ne..
    Deepak Ka Dil Jale
    Aur
    Log Diwaali Samjhe..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ek Khargosh roz Lohaar
    ki Dukan par jata or
    kehta.. "GAJAR"hai ??
    Lohaar inkar kar deta..
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    Ek din Lohaar ko bahut
    gussa aaya or us ne khargosh K daant torr
    diye..
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    Aur kaha K ab tu "GAJAR"
    kha K dikhaPhir .
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    .
    .
    .
    . Phir kya ??
    .
    .
    Agley din khargosh Aaya
    or bola GAJAR KA
    HALWA HAI..???
    • 10 years ago



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  • God has given us two gifts;
    One is choice & another is chance.
    Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Friendship Day SMS
  • Q. 36. बैडमिंटन कौनसे देश का राष्ट्रीय खेल है।



    Ans. मलेशिया

    By : Meena Mishra
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : General Knowledge SMS
  • Mr. Santa Interview Dene Gaye..
    Boss-Ur Birthday.
    Santa-22 April Sir.
    Boss-Kaun Sa Saal.
    Santa-Ulloo Ke Patthe,Kya Kon Sa Saal, Har Saal
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Zindgi Mili
    "Zara Si Thi"
    Kuch Is Me Kami
    "Zara Si Thi"
    Woh Roz Hota Gaya Paas Mere.!
    Lekin Phir Bhi Dori
    "Zara Si Thi"
    Chand Jaagte Jaagte So Bhi Gaya!
    Raat Abhi Beeti
    "Zara Si Thi"
    Mohabat Baant Di Us Ne Zamane Mein Lekin.!
    Jo Mere Hisse Mein Aai
    Wo MuhabBAt
    "ZARA Si Thi"...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
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    Dil jorna
    Koi hum se skhe
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Picture SMS
  • 1 Train Me Katrina Without
    Ticket Travel Kr Rhi Thi.
    Usne Sari Pehni Thi. T.T.
    Ne Usse 100 Rs Liye.
    Aiswarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi
    Usse 75 Liye. Karina Ne Skirt PehniThi
    Usse 50 Liye.
    Par Mallika Se Kuch Nai Liya.
    Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? Qki
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    . Uske Pas Ticket Tha.
    Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.:..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar
    Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila
    Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum
    Kaun Ho?
    Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun
    Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun
    Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey To
    Main Hi Bhagwan Hun”
    Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha,
    To Sabit Karke Dikha”
    Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le
    Gaya.
    Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko
    Dekh Kar Bartender Bola
    Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa
    Gaye.”
    Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se
    Bola “Dekhaa?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes