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  • What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle?
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    Guess Karo
    Ez Hai
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    Nahi Pata
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    It’s Yamahahahaha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Happy Diwali, I Know Its Too
    Early, But I Have Hundreds
    Of Boys And Pretty Girls To
    Wish, So I Decided To Finish
    Off Uncles & Aunties First!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Diwali SMS
  • Chintu ne bled se grlfrnd ka naam apne haath parlikha
    Aur
    5 min baad jor jor se rone laga,
    Uska dost: Q ro rha ho?
    Chintu:Abey,purani wali ka likh dia..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • 1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do
    Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do
    Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to
    Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do


    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • For this, is a special time when family
    And friends get together, for fun.
    Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
    In this festive season of JANMASHTMI and always..
    Happy JANMASHTMI..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Janmashtami SMS
  • Har khusi ke pahalu hatho se chhot gaye,

    Ab to khud ke saaye bhi rooth gaye...

    Halat hai aisi zindgi mein humari ki,

    Pyaar rahon mein hum bilkul toot gaye...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Romantic SMS
  • girl:plllzzz mere boyfriend ko andar bulla ligiye.
    dr:daro mat mai acha admi hu..
    girl:nahi dr. apki nurce bahar akeli hai aur mera boy friend bahut kamina hai......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: ladkiya kab badi hoti hai.?
    Banta:Jab o bra pehene lagti hai tab.
    Santa: or ladke.?
    Banta:jab o bra utarne lagte hai tab..;-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • LADKI ne
    Ghar choda
    Sasural mila.
    Bhai choda,
    Dever mila.
    Bahan chodi,
    Nanad mili.
    Maa-baap chode,
    Sas-Ssur mile.
    KYA Choda JO PATI mila:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Full 2 Fun
    Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
    Sirf 1 Ko...

    Wah... Wah...

    Dil Denge Kisi 1 Ko...
    Sirf 1 Ko...



    Lekin Jab Tak Koi 1 Na Mile.
    LINE Marte Rahenge Har Ek Ko
    • 10 years ago



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  • Every limited mind demands a certain freedom of expression, and the man who cannot express himself satisfactorily without the stimulation derived from the spirited mode of two centuries ago should certainly be permitted to follow without undue restraint a practice so harmless, so free from essential error, and so sanctioned by precedent, as that of employing in his poetical compositions the smooth and inoffensive allowable rhyme.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : H. P. Lovecraft Quotes , Men Quotes , Errors Quotes