Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

I freely acknowledge myself the servant of the people, according to the bond of service - the United States Constitution; and that, as such, I am responsible to them.

6 years ago

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Tags : Abraham Lincoln Quotes , War Quotes , People Quotes

It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. We have lost it, or we have never had it; and, because we do not know how to judge anything, we have been led here and pushed there, beaten up, driven, politically, religiously and socially. We don't know, but it is difficult to say we don't know.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jiddu Krishnamurti Quotes , Sick Quotes , Judging Quotes

Doctor ab toh mein samose khate hue diet pepsi peeti hun, fir bhi mein moti hun. Main kya karun? :P :-D

~ Girls

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny SMS , New Whatsapp Status

I pray my companion, if he wishes for bread, to ask me for bread, and if he wishes for sassafras or arsenic, to ask me for them, and not to hold out his plate, as if I knew already.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Wish Quotes , Bread Quotes

ey Khuda
:
Saari Khusiyan
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Saari Izzat
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Saari Mohabbat
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Saari Chahat
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De De Usko
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Dil Me Hai Jiske
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<=Dard-E-Disco=>

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Love SMS

The Vedas are as indefinable as God and Hinduism.

5 years ago

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Tags : Mahatma Gandhi Quotes , God Quotes , Vedas Quotes

What is history? An echo of the past in the future; a reflex from the future on the past.

5 years ago

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Tags : Victor Hugo Quotes , Wisdom Quotes , Past Quotes

The Turkish Government began and ruthlessly carried out the infamous massacre and deportation of Armenians in Asia Minor. The clearance of the race from Asia Minor was about as complete as such an act, on a scale so great, could well be.

5 years ago

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Tags : Winston Churchill Quotes , Race Quotes , Government Quotes

I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of any thing than of a book! -- When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library.

5 years ago

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Tags : Jane Austen Quotes , Book Quotes , Reading Quotes

Santa dialled a phone number.
A computerizd female voice said,
"Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai".
Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai,
Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!

10 years ago

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Tags : Santa Banta Jokes

Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book?
Student: 2 Books
Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books?
Student: 4 Books
Teacher: 61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books??
Student: LIBRARY

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny SMS

Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

10 years ago

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Tags : Funny Shayari SMS

Kaanto Me Rehkar Bhi Hum Zndgi Ji Lete Hain
Har Zakhm Apne Honto Se Si Lete Hain
Jis Haath Ko Keh Diya Dost Ka Haath
Us Haath Se Hum Zehar Bhi Pi Lete Hain..!

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Dil Me Hasrato Ko Daba Ke Jeete,
Apne Gam Ko Duniya Se Chupa Ke Jeete Hai,
Kya Lutega Zamana Khusiyo Ko Meri,
Hum Khud Ko Un Par Luta Kar Jeete Hai.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Arzoo nahi door se dekhne ki,
Paas bhi aana nahi chahte,
Tamana nahi tumhe pane ki magar khona bhi nahi chahte.
By-ALONE BOY RAYMON

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

ना Copy है ना Paste है Status हमारा Best है . पसंद ना आए तो बोल दे …वरना तेरे लिए Next है
:grinning::grimacing::grin:

10 years ago

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Tags : Whatsapp Attitude Status , New Whatsapp Status , Funny WhatsApp Status , Whatsapp Status

Yaadon Ke Is Bhawar Me Ek Pal Mera Ho..
Phoolon Ki Is Chaman Me Ek Gul Mera Ho..
Khuda Kare Aap Aur Hum Mil Jaaye..
Aur
Jab Mile To Ye Pal Kabi Alvida Na Ho..

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

When the palace is magnificent, the fields are filled with weeds, and the granaries are empty.

5 years ago

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Weed Quotes , Taoism Quotes

It is in the home that we form our attitudes, our deeply held beliefs. It is in the home that hope is fostered or destroyed. Our homes are to be more than sanctuaries; they should also be places where God’s Spirit can dwell, where the storm stops at the door, where love reigns and peace dwells

5 years ago

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Tags : Thomas S. Monson Quotes , Attitude Quotes , Home Quotes

Give me odorous at sunrise a garden of beautiful flowers where I can walk undisturbed.

5 years ago

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Tags : Walt Whitman Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Flower Quotes