Girl : Bhaiya
Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs
Dalwane Hai..
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Mobile Shop Wala:"
Memory Card Hai Kya ??
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Girl :"Memory Card To Nahi Hai,
Rasan Card Ya Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???
एक बुढ़िया सिनेमा हाल में कोल्ड-ड्रिंक की बोतल लेके बैठी थी। कभी 15 मिनट में मुँह को लगाती, तो कभी 20 मिनट में।
यह देखकर पास बैठे सरदार को गुस्सा आ गया। उसने बुढ़िया से बोतल छीनी और पूरी एक घूट में पीकर बोला: ऐसे पीते हैं।
बुढ़िया: पर बेटा मैं तो पान थूक रही थी....;)
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two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA
DENA..!
Beneath these fruit-
tree boughs that shed
Their snow-white
blossoms on my head,
With brightest sunshine
round me spread
Of springs unclouded
weather,
In this sequestered
nook how sweet
To sit upon my orchard-
seat!
And birds and flowers
Come from your wandering way, weary travelers. Come to the gospel of Jesus Christ. Come to that heavenly haven called home. Here you will discover the truth. Here you will learn the reality of the Godhead, the comfort of the plan of salvation, the sanctity of the marriage covenant, the power of personal prayer. Come home.
During the Battle of Britain the question "fighter or fighter-bomber?" had been decided once and for all: The fighter can only be used as a bomb carrier with lasting effect when sufficient air superiority has been won.