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  • Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani-
    Hu Me Doctor Jaha,
    Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
    Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
    Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Shayari SMS
  • Guzri Hai KaL Hum Pe Wo Raat Ajib Si,
    Karti Rahi Wo Hum Se Chahat Ajeeb Si,
    Ab Sari Zindgi Tanha Hi Jeena Hoga.
    Bichdte Waqt Wo Kar Gyi Hai Baat Ajib Si.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Too much of a self-centered attitude creates mistrust and suspicion in others, which can in turn lead to fear. But if you have more of an open mind, and you cultivate a sense of concern for others' well-being, then, no matter what others' attitudes are, you can keep your inner peace.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Attitude Quotes , Self Quotes
  • Ek Aadmi K Daant Me Keeda Lag
    Gya,
    Wo Doctor K Paas Gya to Doctor
    Bola- 4 Din Subah-Shaam
    Doodh- Biscuit Lo & 5ve Din
    Sirf
    Doodh Lo,
    Keeda Jaroor Nikal Jayega. .
    .
    Usne 4 Din Doodh-Biscuit
    Liye
    Aur
    5ve Din Sirf Doodh Piya, Keeda Bahar Nikla Or
    Bola-
    Aaj Biscuit Nahi H Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Through centuries of struggle, Jews across the world have been witnesses not only against the crimes of men, but for faith in God and God alone. Theirs is a story of defiance and oppression, and patience in tribulation reaching back to the exodus and their exile. That story continued in the founding of the state of Israel. That story continues in the defense of the state of Israel.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Struggle Quotes , Men Quotes
  • Santo Badi Pareshan Thi Jo Aata Tha Bache Usse Itrake Kehte The,

    Hum Minister Ke Bache H. To Santo Ne Unhe Samjhaya Aisa Mat Kaha Karo.

    Buri Baat H.

    Dusre Din Minister Ka Ek Dost Ghar Aaya: Bacho Se Laad Karte,

    Hue Unhone Pucha Kya Tum Minister Shahb Ke Bete Ho.?

    Ek Jhat Se Bola: Ji Hum To Yahi Samjate H Lekin Kal Hi Maa Ne Mana Kar Diya,

    Ki Hum Minister Sahab Ke Bache Nahi H,
    :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes
  • Kisi Se Aisa Rishta Ban Jaata Hai..
    Ki

    Har Cheez Se Pehle Uska Khayaal Aata Hai..

    Na Jaane Kya Kehte Hain Is Rishte Ko..

    Jo Dil Ki Dharkan Aur Jeene Ki Wajah Ban Jaata Hai...!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • What a funny watch!’ she remarked. ‘It tells the day of the month, and doesn’t tell what o’clock it is!’ ‘Why should it?’ muttered the Hatter. ‘Does YOUR watch tell you what year it is?’ ‘Of course not,’ Alice replied very readily: ‘but that’s because it stays the same year for such a long time together.’ ‘Which is just the case with MINE,’ said the Hatter.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Years Quotes , Long Quotes
  • BhaKt- BabaJi Mai Har Baat BhooL Jata Hu Or GaaLi BaK Deta Hu..

    Baba- Kab Se Hai yE ProbLem?

    BhaKt- Kaun Si ProbLem Be Kutte. :D :P
    • 10 years ago



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