Patthar Jaisa Kisi Ka Dil
Na Ho, Bikhre Huye Sapne
Kisi Ke Taqdir Me Na Ho,
Koi Kisi Ko Dil Se Chahe
To Wo Usika Ho, Warna Umar
Bhar Ka Intezaar Kisi
Ke Bhi Naseeb Me Na Ho.
War has been waged against us by stealth and deceit and murder. This nation is peaceful, but fierce when stirred to anger. This conflict was begun on the timing and terms of others. It will end in a way, and at an hour, of our choosing.
God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.
Raat ko meri aankh se ek aansoonikal
aaya..
Maine poocha tu bahar kyon
aaya..
usne bataya koi en aankhon meinhai itna
samaya...
ki main chahakar bhi en aankhonmein apni jagah nahi bana
paaya...
a girl asked pappu:-
girl- wo kya chiz hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai, aur mere paas 2 hai?
pappu- legg (pair)
.
girl- wo kya chiz tumhare pait ke andar hai, aur mere salwar ke andar nahi hai?
pappu- rupaaye
.
girl- wo kya hai jo aadmi din me lene ke bajay raat me bed par lete hai?
pappu- neend
.
girl- wo kya hai jise ladkiya pahli baar karwate wakt pain ki vajah se roti hai?
pappu- kaan me chhed.
.
moral:- aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhe...
Who ever comes to shroud me, do not harm Nor question much That subtle wreath of hair, which crowns my arm; The mystery, the sign you must not touch, For 'tis my outward soul, Viceroy to that, which then to heaven being gone, Will leave this to control, And keep these limbs, her provinces, from dissolution.
Haq Meri Mohabbat ka Ada Q Nhi Krty,
Tm Dard To Dety Ho Dawa Q Nhi Krty,
Q Behtay Ho Khamosh Si Rah Me Meray Agay,
Na Ro Mery Mrny Ki Dua Q Nhi Krty,
Tm Drd To Detay Ho Dawa Q Nhi Krty,
Phoolon Ki Tarah Jsm He Pathr Ki Tarah Dil,
Mery Haseen Sajan Wafa Q Nhi Krty,
Aankhon Ki Adalt Se Bari Kr To Dia He,
Afsos Meri Jan Reha Q Ni Krty,
Tm Drd To Dety Ho Dawa Q Ni Krty,
Haq Meri Mhbt Ka Ada Q Nhi Krty
10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don”t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don”t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won”t hear “aaw.. U r dull today.
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don”t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.
Hum Aapki Har Cheez Se Pyar Kar Lenge,
Aapki Har Baato Par Aitbaar Kar Lenge,
Bas Ek Baar Keh Dijiye Aap Humare Ho,
Hum Zindgi Bhar Aapka Intezaar Kar Lenge.
Do you know what our suicide rate would be if we didn't have television? Do you know how much happiness I've brought to people who couldn't get out of the house but could watch Love Boat?