Daily SMS Maza : Free Special Whatsapp Funny Jokes SMS

Eh Kudiyan Bahut Shetan Ne
Pal Ch Kadh Laindiyan Jaan Ne
Pehlan Dindiyan Ne Sohni Smile Di Luk
Phir Pucho Tan Kehndiyan Ne
I M Already Booked

10 years ago

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Tags : Punjabi SMS

Two things seemed pretty apparent to me. One was that in order to be a pilot a man had to learn more than any one man ought to learn; and the other was that he must learn it all over again in a different way every 24 hours.

6 years ago

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Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Men Quotes , Order Quotes

You don’t need to get anyone else to agree with your truth. You just need to live it.

6 years ago

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Tags : Alan Cohen Quotes , Needs Quotes

Art is the path of the creator to his work.

5 years ago

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Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Art Quotes , Work Quotes

Lines by a guy when his girl break up with him:
"I am "MAD" for her but why i am not "MADE" for her....
Have A Nice Day...

10 years ago

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Tags : Break Up SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Yaade Hoti Hai Satane Ke Liye,

Koi Roothata Phir Manane Ke Liye,

Rishte Banana Koi Muskil To Nahi,

Bas Jan Tak Chali
Jati Hai Use Nibhane Ke Liye.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Romantic SMS

The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

5 years ago

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Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Inspirational Quotes , Relax Quotes

An evil deed, like fresh milk, does not go bad suddenly. Smouldering, like fire covered by ashes, the evil deed follows the fool.

5 years ago

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Tags : Gautama Buddha Quotes , Buddhist Quotes , Fire Quotes

Oh Bewafa Mera Dil Todkar Mujhe Chhodkar,
Jahan Bhi Tum Jaoge Tumhe Na Khushi Milegi.
Tere Bhi Honth Tarsenge Muskurane Ke Liye,
Tu Zinda Rahega Magar Tujhe Zindagi Nahi Milegi.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes SMS

life is short
S sweet
H honesty
O obedient
R respected
T talented

10 years ago

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Tags : Life Saying SMS , New Whatsapp Status

Tao in the world is like a river flowing home to the sea.

5 years ago

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Tags : Laozi Quotes , Home Quotes , Sea Quotes

Silence is the perfect herald of joy.

5 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Perfect Quotes , Silence Quotes

Life is so unpredictable.!
one moment U think all your dreams r coming true
&
D very next second U find that U were actually Dreaming......l ollz

10 years ago

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Tags : Nice Sayings SMS

Men don't understand how their mannerisms can get on women's nerves so that you feel you just have to snap.

5 years ago

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Tags : Agatha Christie Quotes , Men Quotes , Nerves Quotes

Aaj Din Bohot Khaas Hai,
Behna K Liye Kuch Mere Paas Hai,
Uske Sukun Ki Khaatir O Behnaa.
Tera Bhaiya Hamesha Tere Aas-Paas Hai!
Happy Raksha Bandhan.

10 years ago

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Tags : Raksha Bandhan SMS

Sonchtein Hai Ke Tumhein Kya Dein.
Tumhari Mohabbat Ka Jawab Kya Dein...

Suna Hai Ke Sabse Achha Toufaa Gulab Hai..
Lekin Jo khud Gulab Hai Unhein Gulab Kya dein...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Quotes - SMS

Kitni Hasrat Thi Hume Unhe Dil Mein Basane Ki,
Aaj Soch Ke Hi Aankho Se Paani Aa Jaate Hain,
Log Milte Hain Aur Milkar Bichhad Jaate Hain,
Hum Yaha Akele The Aur Akele Hi Reh Jaate Hain.

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

Dosti Dil Hai Dimag Nahin,
Dosti Soch Hain Aawaj Nahi,
Koi Ankhon Se Nahi Dekh Sakta Dosti Ke Jajbo Ko,
Kyunki Dosti Ehsaas Hai Andaz Nahin

10 years ago

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Tags : Dosti SMS

Meri zindgi hai roshan andhero si,
meri zindgi me soch samajhkar aiyega,
banzar zamino pe phul nahi khilte,
poudha mohobbat ka soch kar lagaiyga...

10 years ago

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Tags : Love Shayari SMS

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.

5 years ago

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Tags : George Bernard Shaw Quotes , Sports Quotes , Men Quotes