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  • Girl : Bhaiya
    Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs
    Dalwane Hai..
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    Mobile Shop Wala:"
    Memory Card Hai Kya ??
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    Girl :"Memory Card To Nahi Hai,
    Rasan Card Ya Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Itni Lambi Umar Naa
    Maang Mere Liye
    'AY-JAANA'... ...!
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    Kahin Aisa Naa Ho Ki....!!
    Ki Tu Bhi Chhod De oR
    Maut Bhi Naa Aaye......!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • एक बुढ़िया सिनेमा हाल में कोल्ड-ड्रिंक की बोतल लेके बैठी थी। कभी 15 मिनट में मुँह को लगाती, तो कभी 20 मिनट में।
    यह देखकर पास बैठे सरदार को गुस्सा आ गया। उसने बुढ़िया से बोतल छीनी और पूरी एक घूट में पीकर बोला: ऐसे पीते हैं।
    बुढ़िया: पर बेटा मैं तो पान थूक रही थी....;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • two girls are traveling in a train
    Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
    Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
    Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
    Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
    Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
    Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.
    UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola:
    JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA
    DENA..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Shaan Se Hum Tere Dilme Rahenge..
    Teri Mohabbat Pe Jaan Nisaar Karenge..
    Dekh Ke Jalegi Hume Dunia Sari..
    Is Kadar Bepanah Tujhe Pyar Karenge..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Beneath these fruit-
    tree boughs that shed
    Their snow-white
    blossoms on my head,
    With brightest sunshine
    round me spread
    Of springs unclouded
    weather,
    In this sequestered
    nook how sweet
    To sit upon my orchard-
    seat!
    And birds and flowers
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Shayari SMS
  • Come from your wandering way, weary travelers. Come to the gospel of Jesus Christ. Come to that heavenly haven called home. Here you will discover the truth. Here you will learn the reality of the Godhead, the comfort of the plan of salvation, the sanctity of the marriage covenant, the power of personal prayer. Come home.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Thomas S. Monson Quotes , Jesus Quotes , Prayer Quotes
  • Zakhm Chupane Ke Liye Bahana Chahiye,
    Dard Sunane Ke Liye Zamana Chahiye,
    Har Shaks Kareeb Aake Chala Jata Hai,
    Ek Wo Hi Nhi Aate Jinko Aana Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Tanhai mere dil me samati chali gyi
    kismat b apna khel dikhati chali gyi
    Mahki hui fiza Me dekha jo pyar Ko
    Bas yaad unki aai aur rulati chali gyi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Broken Heart SMS
  • आओ झुक कर सलाम करें उनको;
    जिनके हिस्से में यह मुकाम आता है;
    खुशनसीब होता है वो खून;
    जो देश के काम आता है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Love SMS