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    पति : पीते पीते Overflow होने लग गया

    था जो अब बांटने भी लगी..!.
    :smile::smile::smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Wo Pyar Ka Saboot Dikhaya Karta Tha..
    Meri Zndgi Sirf Tum Ho Ye Bataya Karta Tha..
    Wo Itni Mohabbat Karne Waala Badal Gaya..
    Jo Har Baat Par Meri Kasam Khaya Karta Tha..!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Navra:Mi tujhyasaathi saat samudra paar jaau shakto.
    Bayako:Te mala maahit aahe ho.
    Aadhi sanga teethech rahal ki jewayala ghari yaal?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marathi SMS
  • Sukun Apne Dil Ka Maine Kho Diya, Khud Ko Tanhayi Ke Samundar Mein Duba Diya, Jo Thi Mere Kabhi Muskurane Ki Wajah, Aaj Uski Kami Ne Meri Palkon Ko Bheega Diya.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa SMS
  • Doston Ki Dosti Hamain
    Raas Bahut Aai, Zindagi
    Hamari Khuli Kitaab Najar
    Aai, Sb Padh Liye Sabak
    Us Kitaab Mai Se,
    Zindagi Mai Mout Ki,
    Aadhuri Pyaas Najar Aai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
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    Samjha Na Koi Dil Ki Baat Ko,
    Dard Duniya Ne Bina Soche Hi De Diya,
    Jo Sah Gaye Har Dard Ko Hum Chupke Se,
    To Humko Hi Patthar-Dil Kah Diya…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bewafa Shayari SMS
  • Holding this book in your hand, sinking back in your soft armchair, you will say to yourself: perhaps it will amuse me. And after you have read this story of great misfortunes, you will no doubt dine well, blaming the author for your own insensitivity, accusing him of wild exaggeration and flights of fancy. But rest assured: this tragedy is not a fiction. All is true.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Honore De Balzac Quotes , Book Quotes , Hands Quotes
  • Jab Se "I-Pill" Market mein aayi hai:
    C@nd@m ki sale 70% tak gir gyi hai,
    Abortion 90% tak gir gye hain,
    Aur Ladkiyan 100% tak gir gyi hain....
    Enjoy The Girawat..!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Be what you would seem to be - or, if you'd like it put more simply - never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Lewis Carroll Quotes , Imagination Quotes , Identity Quotes
  • Koun Kahta Hai Mohabbat Ke Liye,
    Yaar Ka Paas Hona Lazmi Hota Hai,
    Ehsas-E-Mohabbat Bhi Kamal Hoti Hai,
    Kash Duniya Ko Ye Baat Main Samjha Pata..!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Quotes - SMS
  • Ek Fauji Jab Ladai Mein Apne Karname Ki,

    Deeng Haak Chukka To Uska Dost Bola.

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    Ek Baat Samjh Mein Nahi Aayi.

    Ki Tumhare Hote Hue Puri Bataliyan

    Ko Ladai Mein Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Thi.
    :sunflower::sunflower::sunflower::hibiscus::hibiscus::sunflower::sunflower::sunflower:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Santa Banta Jokes