Exam SMS

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay? Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

8 years ago

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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

8 years ago

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FIRE ko AAG kehte he COBRA ko NAAG kahte he GARDEN ko BAAG kahte he Aur "EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare, Use DIMAG kahte Hai..

8 years ago

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Remember happy moment of life. just like the way u remember movie, song. forget all sad moment of life, just like the way u forget answer after exam.

8 years ago

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Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!

8 years ago

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya

8 years ago

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

8 years ago

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A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p

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Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya hain, Hum to yuhi chal dete hao bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.

8 years ago

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Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga, Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja.. Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi, EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!! Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

8 years ago

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Samunder Bhar Syllabus Hain, Nadi Bhar Padh Pate Hain, Balti Bhar Yaad Reheta Hain, Mug Bhar Likh Pate Hain, Chullu Bhar Number Aate Hain, Aur Usimein Doob Kar Mar Jaate Hain

8 years ago

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Education related songs: SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala ... MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro ECONOMICS-Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,paise pe kyu tu marti hai EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche FAIL- Jag suna suna lage

8 years ago

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EXAM TIME SONG

"THE HUMMA SONG"

Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
phir Ud Gye Nind Re
AAAeeeee,... Humma
Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re...
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye...
m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki
Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye...
bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat...
Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat....
question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:......
Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom:
Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu...
kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:‍♀
Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1:
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA....
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:

7 years ago

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Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He

8 years ago

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After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

8 years ago

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According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

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BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.

8 years ago

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Bhgwan ka diya sab kuch h.. Books h . Notes h . Time h . Mauka h . or hausla to itna h ki jb chahu padh sakta hu.. bs 1 hi bat ki kami h.. . . . . . . Mood;-)

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The Funniest Situation In Student Life When We Have No Idea What To Write In The Exam Paper N The Supervisor Comes And Says, "Please Cover Your Answer Sheet"

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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

8 years ago

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