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  • दुनिया के दो ऐसे प्राणी बताओ जिन्हें ठण्ड नहीं लगती....
    1. पेंगुइन:penguin:
    और दूसरा
    2. शादी में आई औरते :dancer:...
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Marne K Baad Hamare Nasib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho, Ye Fiza Ye Hawa Ho Na Ho Are Yar.. Jinda H Tab Tak To Sms Bejo Kya Pata Hamari Kabar Me Network Ho Na Ho Kucch To Kro?
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Extra Kameena ßacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai:P
  • 7 years ago



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  • A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U, Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”
  • 7 years ago



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  • प्यार में डूबे

    दोस्त के पास जा के बैठने से

    बेहतर है की...

    किसी भी रीजनल भाषा की टीवी चैनल देख लो !!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • फिर शुरू हो गया है शादियों का मौसम,

    फिर से न जाने कितने लड़को की "मोहब्बत" गैरों के पलंग में होगी..
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Phone Ke Riste Bade Ajeeb Hote Hai, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hai, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi, Muft Ke Msg Padne Ke Kitne Soqin Hote Hai..
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • SMS SONG A Ji O Ji Lo Ji Padho Ji Main Hu Mobile Mauji Karta Hu sMs To Tum Bhi Karoji 1 2 Ka 4 4 2 Ka 1 My Friend Is "KANJUS"... My Friend Is "KANJUS"sss Waris ali*
  • 7 years ago



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  • Pappu Jab 12 Saal Ka Tha To Unke Ghar Ek Newly Wedded Couple Rent Par Rehane Aaya, Pati Fauj Mein Tha Aur Patni Bohat Hi hot Thi, Kuch Din Baad Husband Border Par Chala Gaya Aur Patni Akeli Reh Gayi, Pappu Sochne Laga: “Kash Iski Mill Jaye To Mazza Aa Jaye….” Ek Din Pappu Ki Mummy Ne Kaha: “Beta Packing Karlo Hum Sab Mamaji Ke Ghar Rehane Ja Rahe Hai” Pappu Ke Tharki Dimag Ne Kaam Kiya Aur Bola: “Nahi Mummy Mujhe Nahi Jana Wahan Mera Dil Nahi Lagta”
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pappu Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske
    Ghar Gaya Or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi
    Kya.. ??
    Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa
    Gayi..
    .
    Pappu:"Lo Batao,
    Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Teacher - ye kis ke signature h..? "@@@@" Boy - meri mummy ke...! Teacher - kya name h tumhari mummy ka..? Boy- jalebi bai "@@@@"
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Girl-hum 45 Bhai Behen Hain..
    Boy-kya..!!
    Tumhare Ghar Popultion
    Check Karne Wale Nahi Aaye The?
    Boy-aaye The,
    Hum Padh Rahe The,
    Wo Coaching Smajh Kar Chale Gye.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Pagal Panti Joke
    Old Lady To Doctor:" Mujhe Gas Ki Problem
    hai Par Achhi Baat Ye Hai Ki Meri Gas Me Na
    Bad Bu Aati Hai Na Awaaz..
    .
    Aap K Clinic Me Bhi 20 Baar Gas Chhod Chuki
    hu Par Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chala..
    .
    .
    .:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Doctor: "Ye Dawa Lijiye Aur 1 Weekbaad
    aayiye"
    (1 Week Baad)
    Old Lady:" Aap Ne Mujhe Kya Dawa De Di?
    Meri Gas Me Ab Bhi Aawaz Nahi Aarahi Par
    bahut Zehrili Badbu Aa Rahi Hai.
    Doctor:" Good.. Aapki Naak Theek Ho Gayi
    hai..
    Ab Hum Aap K KAAN Ka Ilaaz Krenge
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • अगर मरने के बाद भी जीना चाहते हो तो एक काम ज़रूर कर जाना,
    या तो पढ़ने लायक कुछ लिख जाना या लिखने लायक कुछ कर जाना..!!:smile::smile::smile:
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Sajdoo Mein Guzaar Du Apni Saari Zindagi.....

    Ek Baar Wo Keh De Ki Mujhe Duao Se Maang Lo...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • न कहा करो हर बार की हम छोड़ देंगे तुमको, न हम इतने आम हैं, न ये तेरे बस की बात है…!!
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • GF KHANA KHATE HUE- YE TMHRA KUTTA MJHE BAHUT DERR S GHOOR Q RAHA H.. . . . . BF- TUM JLDI S KHA LO WO APNI PLATE PECHAAN GYA H.. :D
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़
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    .
    Whatsapp और Fb के कारण
    .
    सोने में 25% गिरावट।
    पहले लोग 8 घंटे सोते थे ।
    अब लोग 5 घंटे सोते हे:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Honahar Beta V/S Nalayak Beta.. Papa: Aage Kya Karna Hai Honahar Beta: "Bas 10th Me 97% Aa Jaye To 2 Sal Ki Tutions Den IIT, Fir 1 Sal Ki Aur Mehnat & IIN, 20 Lakh Kafi Hoga Shuruva K Liye" . . . Nalayak Beta: "Bas Is Bar 10th Hojaye To Roadies Se Bike Jeet K Launga, Fir Splitsvilla Se Apki Bahu, Emotional Atyachar Se Uska Character Certificate Achi Nikli To Thik, Nahi To Kahani Repeat"!!!
  • 7 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS