Marne K Baad Hamare Nasib
Me Jannat Ho Na Ho, Ye Fiza
Ye Hawa Ho Na Ho Are Yar..
Jinda H Tab Tak To Sms Bejo
Kya Pata Hamari Kabar Me
Network Ho Na Ho Kucch To Kro?
Extra Kameena ßacha!
Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na?
Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta?
Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai:P
SMS SONG
A Ji
O Ji
Lo Ji
Padho Ji
Main Hu
Mobile Mauji
Karta Hu sMs To Tum Bhi Karoji
1 2 Ka 4
4 2 Ka 1
My Friend Is
"KANJUS"...
My Friend Is
"KANJUS"sss
Waris ali*
Pappu Jab 12 Saal Ka Tha To Unke Ghar Ek Newly Wedded Couple Rent Par Rehane Aaya,
Pati Fauj Mein Tha Aur Patni Bohat Hi hot Thi, Kuch Din Baad Husband Border Par Chala Gaya Aur Patni Akeli Reh Gayi,
Pappu Sochne Laga: “Kash Iski Mill Jaye To Mazza Aa Jaye….”
Ek Din Pappu Ki Mummy Ne Kaha: “Beta Packing Karlo Hum Sab Mamaji Ke Ghar Rehane Ja Rahe Hai”
Pappu Ke Tharki Dimag Ne Kaam Kiya Aur Bola: “Nahi Mummy Mujhe Nahi Jana Wahan Mera Dil Nahi Lagta”
Pappu Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske Ghar Gaya Or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi Kya.. ?? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.. . Pappu:"Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Pagal Panti Joke Old Lady To Doctor:" Mujhe Gas Ki Problem hai Par Achhi Baat Ye Hai Ki Meri Gas Me Na Bad Bu Aati Hai Na Awaaz.. . Aap K Clinic Me Bhi 20 Baar Gas Chhod Chuki hu Par Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chala.. . . .:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed: Doctor: "Ye Dawa Lijiye Aur 1 Weekbaad aayiye" (1 Week Baad) Old Lady:" Aap Ne Mujhe Kya Dawa De Di? Meri Gas Me Ab Bhi Aawaz Nahi Aarahi Par bahut Zehrili Badbu Aa Rahi Hai. Doctor:" Good.. Aapki Naak Theek Ho Gayi hai.. Ab Hum Aap K KAAN Ka Ilaaz Krenge
Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar
baitha,uske baad-- 2nd machchar-
Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st
machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf
plot kharida hai
Honahar Beta V/S Nalayak Beta..
Papa: Aage Kya Karna Hai
Honahar Beta: "Bas 10th Me 97% Aa Jaye To 2 Sal Ki Tutions Den IIT,
Fir 1 Sal Ki Aur Mehnat & IIN,
20 Lakh Kafi Hoga Shuruva K Liye"
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Nalayak Beta: "Bas Is Bar 10th Hojaye To Roadies Se Bike Jeet K Launga,
Fir Splitsvilla Se Apki Bahu,
Emotional Atyachar Se Uska Character Certificate
Achi Nikli To Thik,
Nahi To Kahani Repeat"!!!