Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin
Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost
Khone Bhi Nahin Denge,
Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo
Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche
Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.
Wo ishq To Karti Hai Par Janun Nahi Karti,
Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khun Nahi Karti,
is Kadar Kanjus Hai Meri Chahne Wali,
Miss Call To Karti Hai Par Call Nahi Karti.
Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se,
Main Torch Jalata Hu,
Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai,
Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
Satsang me baba Ramdev bole:
aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapde pehanti
hain k sab nazar aata hai..
Unki kameez nazar aati hai,
Unki taange nazar aati hain,
Unka jism nazar aata hai,
Khula ang-pardarshan hota hai...
Peeche se Santa ki awaz aayi, "
"Baba ji aap parvachan do..mood mat banao
raat ko need nahi aayegi=D=))
भिखारिन: बाबूजी 1 रुपया
दे दो.!
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3 दिन से भूखी हूं.!!
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बाबूजी : 3 दिन से भूखी है तो
1 रुपये से क्या करोगी??
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भिखारिन: Weight check करूंगी कि
कितना कम हुआ है।
DABANG SMS: Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya to tumhare mobile me hum itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye or earphone kaha lagaye.
Khan
Manager : Mujhe Ye Jankar Kushi Hui Ki Tum Race Mein Jeet Gaye Ho.
Office Ke Waqt Bhi Itni Hi Hoshiyari Dikhaya Karo To Jaurur Hi Ek Din Safal Ho Jaoge,
Clerk: Office Ke Samay Hi Jeeta Tha Sir.
English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples.
Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past).
we are in love (present).
we will run away tomorrow.(future