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  • Tumhaari Yaad Dil Se Jaane Nahin Denge, Tumhaare Jaisa Dost Khone Bhi Nahin Denge, Roz Sharafat Se Sms Kiya Karo Warna, Ek Kaan Ke Neeche Denge Or Rone Bhi Nahin Denge.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Wo ishq To Karti Hai Par Janun Nahi Karti, Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khun Nahi Karti, is Kadar Kanjus Hai Meri Chahne Wali, Miss Call To Karti Hai Par Call Nahi Karti.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kya Aapko Ladkiya Pasand Hai.? Kya Ladkiyo Ki Baate Sunna Chahte Hai.? Humesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Ho.? To GoL Gappe Ka TheLa Lagao.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye, DiL Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye, DiL Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye, Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye, Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja. Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Hum Bhool Jane Wale Dosto Ko Bohat Buri Saza Dete Hai, Waah.... Waah.... Hum Bhool Jane Wale Dosto Ko Bohat Buri Saza Dete Hai, Jute Nahi Maarte Bas Moje Sungha Dete Hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • लडकीयाँ 300 की सेँडल खरीद के पूरे घर मे कहती हैँ शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ” लडके 1000 की दारु पीकर आते,चुपचाप सो जाते हैं “सादा जीवन,उच्च विचार”
  • 8 years ago



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  • Satsang me baba Ramdev bole: aaj ki auratein itne jaleel kapde pehanti hain k sab nazar aata hai.. Unki kameez nazar aati hai, Unki taange nazar aati hain, Unka jism nazar aata hai, Khula ang-pardarshan hota hai... Peeche se Santa ki awaz aayi, " "Baba ji aap parvachan do..mood mat banao raat ko need nahi aayegi=D=))
  • 8 years ago



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  • भिखारिन: बाबूजी 1 रुपया दे दो.! . . 3 दिन से भूखी हूं.!! . . . . बाबूजी : 3 दिन से भूखी है तो 1 रुपये से क्या करोगी?? . . . . . . भिखारिन: Weight check करूंगी कि कितना कम हुआ है।
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dil k dard ko pinewale kya jane. Prem ki boli ko zalim zamana kya jane. Hoti hai mehnat sms banane me, yeh padhkar DELETE karnewale kya jane.
  • 8 years ago



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  • DABANG SMS: Agr tumne hume sms nhi kiya to tumhare mobile me hum itne chhed karenge ki confujiya jaoge ki charger kaha lagaye or earphone kaha lagaye. Khan
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Billlllll
  • 8 years ago



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  • डाली डाली सबने नजर डाली, किसी ने अच्छी डाली तो किसी ने बुरी डाली, पर मैने डाली नजर जिस डाली पर उस डाली को माली ने काट डाली ।
  • 8 years ago



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  • 5 saal ke bacche ne pyar ki paribhasha likhi: Pyar chaddi mein huyi su-su jaisa hota hai, jo dusro ko nahi dikhta par khudko feel hota hai. What...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Manager : Mujhe Ye Jankar Kushi Hui Ki Tum Race Mein Jeet Gaye Ho. Office Ke Waqt Bhi Itni Hi Hoshiyari Dikhaya Karo To Jaurur Hi Ek Din Safal Ho Jaoge, Clerk: Office Ke Samay Hi Jeeta Tha Sir.
  • 8 years ago



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  • English teacher: Tell me 3 sentences in diffrnt tense with examples. Boy: I saw your daughter yesterday (past). we are in love (present). we will run away tomorrow.(future
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai, Yaado Ki Zanjir Nazar Aati Hai, Padhe Bhi To Kya Padhe, Har Page Pe GirlFriend Ki Tasvir Nazar Aati Hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kripya Dhyaan De, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dhyaan Dene Ke Liye Shukriya. Ab Aap Apna Kaam Kre, Hum KaL Phir Dhyaan Lagayenge.
  • 8 years ago



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