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Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur RAS PURI apni jagah.

8 years ago

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What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!

8 years ago

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??

8 years ago

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मैं चीज़ :walking: Original, तू जाली Note :dollar: है… तेरी Body से ज़्यादा, मेरी :sunglasses: DP Hot है… :grin: :grin:

7 years ago

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ये होती है इमेज !!!

पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

:beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

5 years ago

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Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!

8 years ago

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Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर Heart

8 years ago

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1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi . . Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya Usne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba

8 years ago

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लडकियाँ 300 की सेँडल खरीद के पूरे घर मे कहती फिरतीं हैँ। शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ ।। लडके 1000 की दारु पीकर आते हैं और चुपचाप सो जाते हैं।। “सादा जीवन,उच्च विचार”

8 years ago

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Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai

8 years ago

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Top class flirting line ....... Girl: I dont lyk, the way u keep staring at me! . . . . . Boy: And I love the way u notice me doing that!

8 years ago

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"Khauf " Kya Hota Hai Insaan :bust_in_silhouette: Se Pucho Jo Apna Mobile :iphone: Bina Lock Kiye Ghar :house: Par Bhool Jata Hai!

7 years ago

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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR . . . Main Ladki ko date kar raha tha, aur tabhi mera dost uske samne aakar bola:- . . . . . . . . " kal wali Zyada achi thi "

8 years ago

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Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha. Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi. Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi. Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the. Dost - Apne sir asse hai Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.?? Dost - haan Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara. Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.

8 years ago

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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
:curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
:raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
ખાતા નહીં,

હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

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7 years ago

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श्याम का सर फट गया…!!!
डॉक्टर: – ये कैसे हुआ…???
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श्याम: – मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था, एक आदमी ने
मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर” :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

7 years ago

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Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...

8 years ago

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औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
जरा…,

औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????

7 years ago

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टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।

8 years ago

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Student-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".

8 years ago

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