Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA
GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai: "SHARM
NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain
but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi " ..
1st Friend :- Dekh maine naya mobile
Liya
2nd Friend :- Waah ! chal party de ;
main
tujhe
gift dunga.
Shaam ko wo hotel gaye
(after dinner)
2nd Friend :- Tune Hotel me khane ka
intezaam
kaise kiya ?
1st Friend :- kal jo naya Mobile liya
tha
usko
Bech ke ; Teri khushi se badhkar
thode hi
kuchh
hai
2nd Friend :- Saale ! Mujhe pata
tha ; tu
aisa hi
karega ; Maine tera becha hua mobile
uss
dukan
se le liya tha Le teri gift
Zindagi mein dost nahi
Dosto mein zindagi hai
"Kismat HI Kharab HAI
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha..
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Mujrewali:" Saheb,
Humne Aapko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume
Khush Kar Do..
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Santa:" Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta
Hu...
Ps"
"Ladki Gallary Se Nahi Salary Se Pat ti Hai .
Patni aur Kashmir me
kya samaanta hai...?
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Waise to dono hi
samasya he...
par...
Padosi dekhe to
gussa aata he.. "
Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke
ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai,
Budhiya bomb hai.
Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo
to mein jawani me thi!!!
Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi..
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Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi..
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Par hum jo hila rahe the wo tha pankha aur jo nai aayi wo thi bijli...!.
Haath jorta hu tumhare aage sudhar jao :P
British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye?
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Socho
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Socho socho.
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Thoda or
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Kyu ki 1948 m Rajnikant paida hua tha.
Mind it...
By - ANIL
Boy: I love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
Girl: To phir chaand tod ke lao
Boy: Agar chaand tod ke le aaya toh EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge
Close your eyes and think about yourself,
Your face
Your style
Your nature
Your smile
Your looks
Now open your eyes
Free me HORROR movie dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo.
A Perfect Girl:
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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai,
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai,
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
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Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati Hai.
I hate you
when you smile at me
coz you make me crazy.
I hate you
when you talk to me
coz you make me run out of words.
I hate you
when I see you
coz you make me love.. !