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  • Boy jab fail ho jaye to.... mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE " . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai: "SHARM NAHI AATI " . Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet lete hain . . . " Abe Tu Bhi " ..
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  • 1 Train Me Katrina Without Ticket Travel Kr Rhi Thi. Usne Sari Pehni Thi. T.T. Ne Usse 100 Rs Liye. Aiswarya Ne Jeans Pehni Thi Usse 75 Liye. Karina Ne Skirt PehniThi Usse 50 Liye. Par Mallika Se Kuch Nai Liya. Why? ? ? ? ? ? ? Qki . . . . . . . . Uske Pas Ticket Tha. Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.:..
  • 7 years ago



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  • 1st Friend :- Dekh maine naya mobile Liya 2nd Friend :- Waah ! chal party de ; main tujhe gift dunga. Shaam ko wo hotel gaye (after dinner) 2nd Friend :- Tune Hotel me khane ka intezaam kaise kiya ? 1st Friend :- kal jo naya Mobile liya tha usko Bech ke ; Teri khushi se badhkar thode hi kuchh hai 2nd Friend :- Saale ! Mujhe pata tha ; tu aisa hi karega ; Maine tera becha hua mobile uss dukan se le liya tha Le teri gift Zindagi mein dost nahi Dosto mein zindagi hai
  • 7 years ago



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  • Girl: I Love you ? ? Boy: (Starts Running)......! . . . Girl: Why are u Running? . . . Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? Boy: Long Drive Par..!! Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..? Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
  • 7 years ago



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  • "Kismat HI Kharab HAI Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.. . . . Mujrewali:" Saheb, Humne Aapko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.. . . . . . . . . . . . Santa:" Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu... Ps" "Ladki Gallary Se Nahi Salary Se Pat ti Hai . Patni aur Kashmir me kya samaanta hai...? . . . . . . . Waise to dono hi samasya he... par... Padosi dekhe to gussa aata he.. "
  • 7 years ago



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  • Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Dear Meri Wali, Jaha Kahi b Ho.. Aaj Vrat mat karna.. Meri umar se jyada jaruri teri sehat hai. ... Yours.. Woh..:) Happy Karvachoth !!
  • 7 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek terrorist ne ek budhiya ke ghar me bomb rakh diya. Log chillaye – Budhiya bomb hai, Budhiya bomb hai. Budhiya sarmakar boli : Dhatt teri, wo to mein jawani me thi!!!
  • 7 years ago



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  • Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi.. . Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi.. . . . . . . . . . Par hum jo hila rahe the wo tha pankha aur jo nai aayi wo thi bijli...!. Haath jorta hu tumhare aage sudhar jao :P
  • 7 years ago



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  • British India KO 1947 m kyu chod k chale gye? . . . . . Socho . . . . . . . Socho socho. . .. . Thoda or . . . Kyu ki 1948 m Rajnikant paida hua tha. Mind it... By - ANIL
  • 7 years ago



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  • Boy: I love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Girl: To phir chaand tod ke lao Boy: Agar chaand tod ke le aaya toh EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge
  • 7 years ago



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  • Aapka style Aapki smile Aapki aankhen Aapki baatein Aapka bolna Aapka chalna Aapka muskurana Aapka sharmana Aapka aandaz Uff ALLAH. . . Koi 1 to theek kar lo?
  • 7 years ago



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  • Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ? Kalia : Sarkar 1 Gabbar : Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? . kalia : RAJNIKANT. Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai...
  • 7 years ago



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  • A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati Hai.
  • 7 years ago



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  • xtreme Kamina Baccha.. . . . . Son:"Papa aapki Luv Marriage hui thi na.. ?? . . Dad:"Haa par tumhe kaise pata.. ?? ... . . Son:"Q k Aapki shadi aur meriD.O.B me sirf 6 mahine ka farq h.
  • 7 years ago



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  • Super Joke Read Must.. GirlfriendCalled to Her Boyfriend At Mid- nite . Girl:"Hello Dear.. . Boy:"Haan ji (aa gayi maa ki ankhpakaane) . Girl:"kya kar rahe ho.. ?? . Boy:"kuch nahin (pakode tal rahahoon ) . Girl:"bataao na.. ?? . Boy:"kuch nahin dear ( aadhi raatko kya karte hain..) . Girl:"neend nahin aa rahi thi, sochachalo call kar loon.. . Boy:"achha kiya (kamini kal Officeke late karwaa ke rahegi ) . Girl:"hello koi gaana sunao naa..bore ho rahi hoon.. .
  • 7 years ago



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  • I hate you when you smile at me coz you make me crazy. I hate you when you talk to me coz you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you coz you make me love.. !
  • 7 years ago



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