Salam…h r u??
I want to give u a good news…
I m going To England on study visa…
Misu 4ever…
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 1 Day.
Surprised?
After 1 Day Is 1st April,
A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day!
UDGE : Why did u kill ur husband ?
LADY : He called me from office ,
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.
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took me to bed , removed my clothes ,
laid me on the bed , spread my legs and said...
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"APRIL FOOL"
Koi aapse baat kare...
Aapki tarif kare...
Aapko smart kahe to...
Use zor se ek THAPPAD marna..
Uski himmat kaise huee aapko March me APRIL FOOL bnane ki...
Agar Apse Koi Kahe K Aap
"GOOD LOOKING"Ho
"SMART"Ho
Or
"GENIOUS"Ho
To Rakh K Thapper Daina Us Ko....?
Or Kehna.....!
MARCH K MAHINE MAI APRAIL FOOL BANATA HAI.....
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai kiduniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banatehai,
lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai..
Happy april fools day.
Aap Jaisa Koi Meri Zindagi Mein
Aaye To Baat Banjaye Aap Jaisa Cute
Meri Zindgi Mein Aaye To Baat
Banjaye Aap Jaisa Cute Meri Zindagi
Mein Aaye To Baat Banjaye Aap Jaisa
Bewakoof Meri Juthi Baaton Per
Yakeen Kare To "April Fool" Banjaye.
Aisa hai pyar humara,
main kishti tu kinara,
mai dhanush tu teer,
mai matar tu paneer,
mai barish tu badal,
mai rajmah tu chawal,
mai hot tu cool,
main April tu Fool…ha ha ha!!
Judge : Tum ne Apney Husband ko Qatal Q kia?
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Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya
Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
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"April Fool"