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Kyu Dare, ki Zindagi Me Kya Hoga,

Har Waqt Kyu Soche Ki Bas

Bura Hoga,

Badhte Rahe Bas Manzilo Ki Aur Hum,

Kuchh Na Bhi Mila To Kya.,

Tazurba to Hoga

8 years ago

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Ek Survey Se MaLum Huwa Hai Ki...
Agar Patni Karwa Chauth Vrat Ki Bajay...
Maun Vrat Rakhe
To Pati Ki Umar Aur Lambi Ho Sakati Hai.

8 years ago

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Ye stars! which are the poetry of heaven!

3 years ago

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Tags : Lord Byron Quotes , Stars Quotes , Inspiration Quotes

Mere Sehn-E-Hunar Main
Roshni Karte Khaylon Ki Tilawat Se
Mere Sher-O-Sukhan Main
Hurf-O-Manay Ki Hikayat Se
Ussey Bhi Aashna Karde
Mohabbat Moajzza Karde
Faseel-E-Dil Pe Likhi Dard Ki Pinhan Ibarat Se
Mohabbat Ko Badan Ki Akhri Sanson Ki Had Tak
Nibha Deni Ki Aadat Se
Ussey Bhi Aashna Karde;
Mohabbat Moajzza Karde

8 years ago

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People label themselves with all sorts of adjectives. I can only pronounce myself as 'nauseatingly miserable beyond repair'.

4 years ago

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Tags : Franz Kafka Quotes , People Quotes , Adjectives Quotes

Krishan ka naam lo sahara milega.
Yeh jeevan na tumko dubara milega.
Happy Janmashtami to you.

8 years ago

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Tags : Janmashtami SMS , New Whatsapp Status

The historical sense compels a man to write not merely with his own generation in his bones, but with a feeling that the whole of literature from Homer and within it the whole of the literature of his own country has a simultaneous existence and composes a simultaneous order.

3 years ago

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Tags : T. S. Eliot Quotes , Country Quotes , Writing Quotes

Arz kiya h

Ujjale apni yado ke hamare sath rahne do,

na jane kis gali me zindgi ki sham ho jaye.

8 years ago

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I think most people, when they take a look at the candidates and the positions of the candidates, realize that protecting this country and keeping this economy going are the two most important issues. And you can't protect the country if you retreat from overseas, and you can't keep the economy growing if you raise taxes. And that's exactly what the Democrats in the House would like to do.

3 years ago

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Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Country Quotes , Thinking Quotes

Kash Ye Sapna Bhi PoorA Ho
Jaaye, Hum Bhi Kise Ke Sapno
Me Aa Jaaye, Ho Humara Bhi
Zikar Kise Ke Labo Pe, Hum
Bhi Unke Dil Me Bas Jaaye.!

8 years ago

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The art of using troops is this: ......When ten to the enemy's one, surround him; ......When five times his strength, attack him; ......If double his strength, divide him; ......If equally matched you may engage him; ......If weaker numerically, be capable of withdrawing; ......And if in all respects unequal, be capable of eluding him, ..........for a small force is but booty for one more powerful.

3 years ago

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Tags : Sun Tzu Quotes , Art Quotes , Powerful Quotes

The concept of marriage must have been thought up by an unimaginative pig.

3 years ago

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Tags : Albert Einstein Quotes , Marriage Quotes , Wedding Quotes

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage, Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...

8 years ago

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Many of the earth's habitats, animals, plants, insects and even micro-organisms that we know to be rare may not be known at all by future generations. We have the capability and the responsibility to act; we must do so before it is too late.

3 years ago

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Nature Quotes , Responsibility Quotes

Mana K Aaj Dur Ho Aap Humse
Par Duriyo Se Kabhi Dil Nhi Tuta Krte
Vishwas Ki Mitti Me Ugte H Jo Podhe
Wo Waqt Ki Aandhiyo Se Nhi Tuta Krte
K.k.

8 years ago

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Now the good gods forbid That our renowned Rome, whose gratitude Towards her deserved children is enrolled In Jove's own book, like an unnatural dam Should now eat up her own!

4 years ago

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Tags : William Shakespeare Quotes , Gratitude Quotes , Children Quotes

We were ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are set free by the foolishness of God .

3 years ago

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Tags : Saint Augustine Quotes , Serpent Quotes

Because of the great differences in our ways of thinking, it is inevitable that we have different religions and faiths. Each has its own beauty. And it is much better that we live together on the basis of mutual respect and mutual admiration.

3 years ago

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Tags : Dalai Lama Quotes , Thinking Quotes , Differences Quotes

Aaj uski yaad ne fir rula diya
Wo beeta hua kal yaad dila diya
Hum to aaj bhi uski yaad me jee rahe hai
Par usne mere jite ji mujhe mara bata diya.

8 years ago

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Surkh Ankho Se Jab Vo Dekhte Hain
Hum Ghabra Kar Aankhe Jhuka Lete Hain
Kaun Milaye Un Aankho Se Aankhe
Suna Hai Vo Aankho Se Apna Bana Lete Hain…

8 years ago

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