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  • रात को सोने से पहले एकमच्छर मार दिया करे, ताकिबाकी के मच्छर उसकेजनाजे पर चले जाएँ, औरआप मजे से सो जाएँ। कसम से बचपन सेintelligent हूँ पर कभी घमंड नहीं किया
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi Shaadi Kyon Karta Hai ????? Takee Wo Marne Ke Bad Agar Swarg Jaye Tho Acha Feel Kare Aur Agar Nark Jaye Tho homely Feel Kare...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police raat ko sardar se: tera naam kya hai sardar: sher singh police: aur tere baap ka sardar: samsher singh police: fir yaha kyun khada hai sardar: ji, aage gali me kutta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta dairy likh raha tha "aaj meri behan ko baccha hone wala hai pata nahi ladka hoga ya ladki, isliye mujhe ye bhi pata nahi ki me . . . . mama banunga ya mami"
    • 10 years ago



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  • मैं जब भी मित्रो को ऑनलाइन देखता
    हूं,
    दिल में बहुत सकून होता है,
    की मैं अकेला ही फुर्सत में नहीं बैठा हूँ,
    काम धंधा इनके पास भी नहीं है..:grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Over Me Kitne Ball :soccer:Feke Jate Hai?


    Kya Apne Kaha 6?


    Galat Jawab,

    1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Feka Jate He!
    Be Smart Like Me:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Hasrat Zuban Pe Aane Lagi
    Tune Dekha Aur Zindagi Muskurane Lagi
    Ye Ishq Ki Inteha Thi Ya Deewangi Meri
    Har Soorat Me Soorat Teri Nazar Aane Lagi:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Pita Santa:Phir tune kya kiya? Banta:Maine kaha..saalon Ek ek kar K ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya..Saalone Ek Ek kar K dobara Pita
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa:- Beti badi hokar kya karogi? : : Beti:- Shaadi. : : : Papa:- Galat baat hai, abhi se kisi ka bura nahi sochte...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st

    Ek Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe
    I Love U Ka Msg Bheja,
    .
    Bhindi Ne Usko Phone Kar Ke Bura Bhala
    Kaha Aur
    Boli,,
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    Shut Up,, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    Smart
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    Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Uss Ne Phir
    Itni
    Sabziyan Patayin
    Ki Aaj Aap Dekh Skte Ho,
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    Aalu-ghobi,
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    Aalu- Bengan,
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    Aalu-gajar,
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    Aalu-palak,
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    Aalu-matar,
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA Ne Ladki Dekh Ke Arz
    Kiya
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    Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak Hai.
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    Wah Wah
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    Tere Smile Me Kya Chamak
    Hai ????
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    Ladki Boli
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    Bhaiya Yahi To Baat Hy
    Mere Toothpste Me NAMAK
    Hai.... :p :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamari Dosti Ki Umar Humse Zyada Hogi Tmhari Har Awaz Hamare Lye Wada Hogi Tum B Sun Lo Kaan Khol K Jisne Dosti Pehle Tori Uski pitai B Sab Se Zyada Hogi ;) K.
    • 10 years ago



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  • After ishq wala love what next do u expect from bollywood… . . . . . . chai wali tea…Dood wala milk… Barish wali rain Dard wala Pain kutta wala dog… :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bool kar ham jayenge kahan ek pal zameen par rh paynge kaha apse hi muskuraaht hai zindgi me bina aapke khus reh payenge kha...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:- Cow Hamari Mata he (School k bahar 1cow road pe ghum rahi thi) Student:- Sir Sir Bahar Aapki Mummy Awara "saando" k sath Ghoom Rahi he..........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tujh Bin Zindagi Ka Tasawar Hi Nahi Hai, Tere Sang Ho Zindagi Aisa Bhi Koi Scene Nahi Hai, Iss Duniya Mein, Tum He Sab Se Haseen Ho Mein Aur Kahon Jhot Kitna, Ke Tum Ko Yakeen Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai, Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai, India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai, Jahan bhi deewar milti hai, Log wahin moot jate hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Tumne Apne Biwi Ko Talaak Kyu Diya Banta: Saali Characterless Thi Shaadi Mujhse Ki Aur Bachcha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar: "i m going " iska kya matlab hai? Teacher: main ja raha hoon sardar: tera te payo v nai ja sakda pehle matlab das
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . Santa:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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