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  • Machchar Ne Mujhe Kata Ye Uska Junon Tha,
    Maine Jor Se Khujaya Ye Mera Sukun Tha Chah Kar Bhi Main Use Maar Na Saka Kyu Ke Uski Ragon Me Mera Khun Tha.

    By-Waris Ali:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • andheri rat thii... vo mere sath thiiii. mai uske uupar thaaa.. vo mere niche thiii... bura mat socho yaro vo meri cycle thiiiiii........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . .Beta, Wife Aaisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Ho, . . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai.... shahist
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl; what do you like in me? Boy; those two balls having black dots in center. Girl; you rascal are you with me for that? Boy; yes, i liki your eyes. By nemichand joshi sointra
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jinke paas hai... woh haath me leke hilate hai, jinke paas nahi hai... woh ungli dalke k kam chalate hai BOLO KYA? Dirty Mind …… It is ….. TOOTH BRUSH.
    • 9 years ago



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  • आँखों से बरसात होती हैं जब आपकी याद साथ होती है, जब भी busy रहे मेरा cell तो समझ लेना आपकी होने वाली भाभी से मेरी बात होती हैं-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Class me Mast Ladki Ghusi Sare Ldke Uske Raste me Khade ho Gye Pr Uska Jwab Sunkar sb Mar Gye . . . . . . . Bhaisab Raasta Dena Jhaadu Lagani Ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • कोई फ़ोन का पासवर्ड शराफ़त से, ना बताए तो 10-15 ग़लत पासवर्ड, स्पीड में टेप के उसका मुँह देखो, अच्छा लगता है..
    • 9 years ago



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  • कल तक सब बहूत खुश थे
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    फिर Monday आ गया
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari kiBarish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,..Khushiyo ke samundar mein.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Taxi Driver- Petrol Khatm Ho Gaya Hai.
    Gadi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti..

    Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, Reverse Lelo, Vapas Ghar Chalenge:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta- Papa chalo nani ke yaha chalte hai. Papa- abhi last week to gaye the. Beta- to kya hua fir chalte hai. Papa- (samjhate huye) Ek Jagah Bar bar jane se respect kam ho jati hai. Kuch Din Baad.... Papa- 4-5 Din Se School Kyo Nahi Gaye? Beta- Aapne hi to kaha tha ki ek jagah bar bar jane se respect kam ho jati hai. :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • PRINCIPAL:Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs. fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI:Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- (In A Party) Excuse Me..
    Mere Hath Men Plate Hy,
    To Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se
    Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho..?
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    Boy- (Khush Hote Hoye) Han Bolo Kya Hatana He..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
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    Girl- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazren..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pahle Bahon Me Utaao, . . Feer Kiss Kro, . . Ab Bed Par Le Jaao, . . Feer Usko Sidha Letao, . . Ab Kapde Utaro, . . Taange Uper Kro, . . Dekha Kitna Muskil Hai, . . . . . . Chote Bache Ko Pemper Pahnana.
    • 9 years ago



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  • सब पूछ रहे है पुरुष दिवस कब है ??

    अरे भाई आ रहा है अपना भी त्यौहार…..

    “1 मई को मजदूर दिवस” !!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum Itrate Bahut Ho, Dil Ko Lubhate Bahut Ho, Dil Karta Hai Tumhe Aaj Dinner Par Bulau, Lekin Dar Lagata Hai Yah Sochkar Ki Tum Khate Bahut Ho. by-Sonu Arya
    • 9 years ago



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  • SHADI ek aisa Din Hai . . .Jab Ladka STAGE, Par Apni dulhan K sath Baithe huey.. . . . Doosri Khoobsurat LADKION Ko Dekhta Hai AurSochta Hai . . . . .. . . Ye Sab Saali aaj Se Pehle Kahan Mar Gai thi...
    • 9 years ago



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  • HOPE Is A Rope That Swings Us
    through Out LIFE
    Always Believe That Today Is
    better Than Yesterday &
    tomorrow Will Be Much Better
    than Today...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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