Jokes SMS

Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai Is Ka Naam Kya Hai Waiter: Yeh Ali Shahb Hain Girl: Yeh Mjhe Aik Ghantay Se Pareshan Kar Rahey Hain Waiter: Magar Wo To Apki Taraf Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahay? Girl: Yahi To Pareshani Hai Moral: Dunia Shareefon Ko Jeenay Nahi Deti djrahul

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Agar Tum Use Na Pa Sako Jisse Tum Pyar Karte Ho, . . . . To . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sharam Karo,,.... Laao Ab Number Mujhe Do,,...Main Try Karta Hu.....

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Pakistan Ke Ek Area Mein Bulding Construction Mein Kuch Log Kam Kar Rahe Thhe Achanak Vahan Ek Kam Karta Hua Pathan Hawa Mein 2 Feet Uchla Aur 2 Kalabajiya Khayi Aur ZameenPe Aa Gira Sab Logo Ne Ye Sab Dekha Aur Hairan Ho Gaye Supervisor Bola: “Pathan, Ye Kartab Dobara Karke Dikhao, Hum Tumhe 1000 Rs Dega” Pathan Gusse Se: “Tu Mujhe 1 Lakh Rs Bhi De Tab Bhi Main Apne Lund Pe Hathoda Na Maru“

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गर्लफ्रेंड : ये सनी लिओन कौन है ? संता : ये सनी देओल का स्त्री रूप है, इसके भी ढाई-ढाई किलो के हैं. जिनको देखने के बाद आदमी उठता नहीं, आदमी का उठ जाता है ।

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Golu library ja kar pucta he suicide karne ke tarike ki book he librarian usse ghurke puchhta hai . . . . . - . wapis karne kon ayega

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Har gali har diwaar pe tera naam hai.... Har gali har diwaar pe tera naam hai.... Upar likha hai WANTED aur niche paanch rupaye ka inaam hai.

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Ek tu teri aawaz yaad aayegi, Teri kahi huwi har baat yaad aayegi, Din dhal jayega raat yaad aayegi, Har lamha pahli mulakat yaad aayegi.

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Sabne Kaha Friendship Ek Dard Hai,
Humne Kaha Dard Kabool Hai,
Subne Kaha Is Dard Ke Saath Jee Na Paogay,
Humne Kaha Teri Friendship Ki Saath Marna Kabool Hai.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Yun To Mohbbat Ki Hqiqat Se Hm Achi Trh Waqif The Dosto.. Par Na Jaane Q Unko Dekha To,, Zra Sa Shauk Hua Zindgi Barbad Karne Ka..! Rahul......

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Meri Khushiyon Ko Mitaane ParTuli Hai Duniya Dekh Kar Mera Aashiyan JaaneKyon Jali Hai Duniya Mere Hontho Par Tabssum KyaSajne Lage Fir Purane Dushmano Ki Tarah MujhseMili Hai Duniya.

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Shahar Ka Ladka Gaon Ki Ladki Patata Hai .. . . . Ladka : Tmko Whatsapp Chalana Aata Hai ?? . . . Ladki : Nhi Par Tum Chalana Me Pich Beth Jaungi .

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पत्नी अपने पति से: आप वकील हो ना, तो बताओ कि उम्र क़ैद से बड़ी कोई सज़ा होती है क्या?
पति: हाँ, होती है ना, मैं इतने सालों से भुगत तो रहा हूँ।:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Me : Spent whole day with my GF . Friend : साले तूने कब गर्लफ्रेंड बनाई . Me: साले दादाजी के साथ ,गाँव जो गया था

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Chaand adhura hain sitaaron ke bina,Gulshan adhura hai baharon ke bina,Samundar adhura hai kinaron ke bina,Jeena adhura h tum jese yaaron k bina...

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मेरी आज की बेहतरीन सोच

जिंदगी तो सन्डे को ही मिलती हैं"
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बाकी दिनों में तो काम मिलता हैं" :hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:

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Gf-I Love You

Boy-Tell Me Any Diffrend Style
GF-TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KA MOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA?

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aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha "is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon. wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon. 1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan gaya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni padi, 3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari. 4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay. app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain. MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA K.k.

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Santa: Kaam Ke Liye Bai Rakh Leta Hu.
Wife: Nahi Chahiye.
Santa: Kyu.?
Wife: Tumhari Aadat Ko Main Janti Hu,
Main Bhi To Bai Bankar Hi Aayi Thi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Aaj Kal K Relationships
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China Mobile Ki Battery
chal Jati Hai......:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Tab Vo Bedard Mere Dard Ko Samajh Payegi
Is Aashiq Ki Chahat Ko Fir Pana VoChahegi
Par Afsos Use Gale Se Main Laga Na Pauga
Kyuki Jannat Se Vapas Main Laut Na Pauga…
By - :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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