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Ek Baar Jackie Chan Ki Biwi Mar Gayi.
Pappu Ko Pata Nahi Chala Ki Wo Usse Kya Kahe???
Phir Bahut Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola,".
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Hota Hai Yaar Chinese Thi Aur Kitne Din Chalti???:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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MUNNA BHAI :- A Circuit yaar mere ko woh sister ( nurse ) se pyaar ho gaya hai. Love letter kaise likhun ? Circuit :- Simple BHAI aap likh dalo I love you sister . I am your munna BHAI...

8 years ago

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1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?

8 years ago

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Aap ki yaad main saalo gujar gaye, wah,wah Lekin aap nahi aayi to Hum gujar gaye wah,wah:-)

8 years ago

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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein Khud D.J. Bana
Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashtari) Utri
Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola,
Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye, Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Part 2 Raj Aur Uski Nayi Nayi Bani Girlfriend Restrauent Mein Gaye Aur Khane Ki Table Pe Beth Gaye. Sathi Wali Table Par Ek Shadi Shuda Couple Betha Tha, Uski Wife Ne Murge Ki Taang Utha Ke Pati Ki Plate Mein Rakh Di. Ye Dekh Kar Apna Raj Bina Soche Samjhe Girlfriend Ko Bola. Raj: “Kaash Meri Bhi Shadi Hui Hoti To Meri Biwi Bhi Mujhe Taange Utha Utha Ke Deti“

8 years ago

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Boy :give A Condom?
SalesGirl: Can I Touch Ur Penis 4 Size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give Him “M“ Size,
wait..Give “L‘
wait..Give ‘XL‘
oh Shit
Give Me A Tissue-paper.

8 years ago

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B.A = Beautiful Angel
B.E = Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc = Beautiful Structure
L.L.B = Lovely Lips And Body
M.B.A = Married But Available:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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TV serial shayeri 1 kutta roz 1ladki ko milne jata hai 1 kutta roz 1ladki ko milne jata hai ab tum sabhi batao "ye ristha kya kehlata hai"?

8 years ago

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Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho, Jismei Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: I Love U Bhai.. grin.png

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Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai.. . . . . . Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai To Bhi Pyar Deti Hai. . . . Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha Dua Hoti Hai. . . . . Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf “Maa” Hoti Hai.. Hit LiKE If U Love Ur Mom,,,,

8 years ago

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Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji... . . He :- hiiiiii.... . she:- How are you? . He:- I m fine,thank you. :) . She :- Maine puchha,how are you? . He:- I replied na.. M fine. :) . She :- ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka problem bahut hai upar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne... Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab tum kaun ho? . . He :- Didi,bas apna chhota bhai samjho. .

8 years ago

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If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U… But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . . Th?S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . . “GOLMAAL RETURN”

8 years ago

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Pappu college ki ladki se bola :"I love you Ab tum mujhe bolo . . . Girl :"Mei abhi ja k sir ko bolti hu . . . . . Pappu :"Pagli sir ko mat bol . . . Unki shaadi ho gai hai Hahahaha thoko like......

8 years ago

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इससे ज्यादा खुशी हो ही नहीं सकती, उस वक्त, जब,मॉ,बोलती हैं किसी लड़की से, = = बेटी कभी हमारे घर भी आया करो,

8 years ago

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Wife- Sunoji Ladka Bahut Paise Udane
laga H,
jaha Bhi Chhupati Hu Dhoondh Leta Hai.
Dad- Nalayak Ki Book Me Rakh
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exam Tak Nhi Milega...........:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Aaj Kismat Ne Fir Puchha Tera Dil Udas Kyo Hai.? Teri Ankho Me Pyaas Kyo He.? Jinke Paas Tere Liye Waqt Nhi Wo Tere Liye Khaas Kyo He.?

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Wo Meri Sabse Achchi Dost H Aapke Bare Me Puch Rahi Thi Maine Use Aapka Pata De Diya H Aati Hi Hogi Uska Naa H Muskurahat Dekho Shayad Aa Gayi.
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Aap Ka Eantjar Karne Ki Ab Jarurt Nhi Ap Se Dur Jane Ki Ab Jarurt Nhi Ap To Rehti Ho Mere Dil Me Apko Dil Se Nikalne Ki Ab Jarurt Nhi
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apko Dekha Meri Abse Badi Galti Thi
apko Dekh Kar Dil Me Absna Meri Apno Se Due Jane Ki Baja Thi

aap Na The Mere Pas Yahi Meri Zindgi Ki Sabse Badi Galti Nhi Thi :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

8 years ago

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Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya.. Aapki Smile Ne Saara Jahan Hila Diya.. Koma Say Jagey Mareez Ko Permanent Sula Diya..!!

8 years ago

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