Jokes SMS

Marne ke 3 tarike..! 1.Roj sigrate piyo,30 saal me mar jaoge, 2.Roj daru piyo,15 saal me mar jaoge, 3.Kisi se sacha pyar karlo jite ji mar jaoge...

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Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aya,
Majnu Ne 2 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya,
Majnu Marne Wala Hai Laila Ke Pyar Main,
Aur Laila Bethi Hai Sms Free Hone Ke Intazar Main………:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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कर दिया उस ने block मुझे Attitude दिखा के ! और अब हाल पूछती है मेरा Fake iD बना के ... :-P

9 years ago

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Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti.. Santa- KOI BAAT NAHI, reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenge

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Ladka-Ladki ek restaurent me date par they.... Ladke ke father ne unhe dekh liya... Father ne ladke ko phone kiya - Kaha pe hai bey tu ? Ladka- collage me hu papa, Aaj mera paper hai.... Father- zara dhyan se beta, Iss paper ka result aaya to jaan se,

9 years ago

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Teacher : Chand Par Pehla Kadam Kisne Rakha ? . Pappu : Neil Armstrong . . Pappu : Doosra Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Hoga. Langdi Khelne Thodi Gaya Tha Woh.

9 years ago

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Mobile Company Ke Kisi Brilliant Salesman
ko Loose Motion Ho Jaye.
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Toh Wo Doctor Ko Kaise Batayega? . . .
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Doctor Saab Subah Se Unlimited
outgoing Chal Rahi Hai,
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Ander Se Nayi 2 Ringtone Sunai Deti Hai,
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pet Me Balance Khatam Ho Gya Hai,
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Thoda B Recharge Karta Hu To
5 Min Me Discharge Ho Jata Hai,
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meharbani Karke Ye Scheme
band Kar Doh:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl:Don’t FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U, Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her”

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Aaj Jo Hm Hai Tumse Hi Hai, Ye Aman Ye Shanti Jo Hai Tumse Hai. Agar Mar Bhi Gaye E Veer Saputo, To Ye Jami, Ye Kabra Or Ye Kafan Bi Tumse Hai.

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1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h, WRITER- 6 months DOCTOR- 2 months LAWYER- 1 month Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

9 years ago

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School Me Ek Pathan Ka Bacha, Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha. Sir Ne Pucha, Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: Garib Hu Sir, Revolver Kaha Se Laun..?

9 years ago

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Papa laaye motor car.. Papa laaye motor car.. . Uske niche pahiye chaar.. . Chaabi se wo chalti hai.. Po po po po karti hai.. . Aage jaaye piche aaye.. Daaye baaye wo mud jaaye.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Moral: kuch b daal do log padhte zarur hai wo b poori tone main...

9 years ago

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Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh.., socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . . yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI . KAAT KHANA sathiya . agle janam mohe PILLA hi kijo . main KUTIYA tere aangan ki . ye KUTTA kya kahlata h . Ek hajaro m meri KUTIYA h . AFSAR KUTIYA . D.O.G . Is KUKUR ko kya naam du. . Bde kutte lgte h . Kutta aur kutiya hum . Dance KUKURIYA dance . Pavitra Piliya . Kutiya vadhu . Bhauq ke aaja . . . . KUTTA WAHI, KUTIYA NAYI..:)

9 years ago

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Par Aitbaar KarLena Bharosa Ho To Hado Ko Paar KarLena Khona-pana To Nasib Ka Khel Hai Dil Jise Apna Le Usise Pyar KarLena.!

9 years ago

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Aye Chand Dua Hai Tujhse Na Chamka Itni Chandni, Teri Chandni Mujhe Bada Satati Hai, Tere Jaisa Tha Mera Mehboob Ka Chehra, Tujhe Dekh Wo Mujhe Yaad Aati Hai!

9 years ago

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मैगी तो निपट गई . अब प्लीज फेयर एन्ड लवली ... की जांच हो जाए..... बचपन से 6 हफ्ते गिन गिन... कर बूढे हो गये .. पर रंग मे निखार नहीं आया !!

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Do U Know The Advantage Of
Love Marriage...??
Nahi Na
Chal Mai Btata Hu...
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Suhag Raat Wale Din,
Sharmane Mein
Time Waste Nahi Hota...!! ;):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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WIFE:dancer::Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Ki Meri Shadi
Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota
Pati:walking::Nahi,MaiNe Kabhi Kisi Ka Bura
Nahi Socha
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

9 years ago

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3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile 1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye, Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe, Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . 3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe... . Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-Baari Bajayaa.. . jo samjha wo lyk karein bakki log pogo par chota bhem dekho...

9 years ago

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Neend Tut Gyi Par Khawab Wahi Hai, . . Door Rahte Hai Par Pyaar Wahi Hai, . . Jante Hai Aapse Mil Nahi Skte, . . Mager in Aankho Me Aapke Liye intzaar Wahi Hai. !!:::~ Jai Shree Krishna ~:::!!

9 years ago

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