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  • Kya Aapko Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladko/ladkiyon Ko Line Maarni Hai
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    “DONATE YOUR EYES”
    Ek Aache Message Ko Kaise-kaise Batana Pad Raha Hai.. Kalyug Hai Bhai ... ;) :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • लेकिन अब भी तू हमारी गली से गुजर जाए तो लोग कहते हे..!! . . . . . भाई का मॉल जा रहा हे....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere Dil Ke Karib Hai, Teri Dosti Hi Mera Accha Naseeb Hai, Haare Hai Hum ab Tak apni Zindagi Mein, Tera Hona Hi is Zindagi ki Jeet Ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • BF: i want 2 kiss u GF:no!! pregnant ho jaungi . . . . . . BF: kiss se pregnant !! GF: Kyunki mai jab ek baar shuru hoti hoon... phir mai khud ki bhi nhi sunti.....Lolzzz
    • 9 years ago



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  • Son - Papa Kya Aap Kabhi Egypt Gaye Ho?
    Papa - Nahi. Par Kyu?
    Son - To Fir Aap Itni Khofnaak Mummy Kaha Se Laye:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila. Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho?” Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun, Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun.” Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun” Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha” Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya. Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.” Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola: “Dekhaa?“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Wah Wah Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Fir? Fir Kya? Ruk Gayi Hawa Or Gir Gye Aap Common Sense Yaar :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर:- 1औरत 1घंटे मे 50 रोटी बनाती है
    तो 3 औरते 1 घंटे मे कितनी रोटी बनायेगी?
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    बच्चा:- एक भी नही, क्योंकि तीनो मिलकर
    सिर्फ चुगली करेंगी!
    ~टीचर बेहोश~
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nobody Wants You,
    Nobody Makes You Happy,
    Nobody Loves You,
    Nobody Misses You,
    Nobody Wants Good Things For You,
    Nobody Cares About You,
    Don’t Cry!
    My Name Is NOBODY… :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Imran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop: Ek Lipstick Dena. Dukanda: Kon Sa Colour? Imran: Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu English Exam Me
    Fail Ho Gaya Translation Ki Wajah
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    1.Me Ek Aam Admi Hu
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    -I Am A Mango Man
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    2.Mujhe English Ati He
    -English Comes To Me
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    3.Me Haripur Hazara Se Hu
    -I Belong To Green Pur Thousanda
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    4.Sadak Par Goliyan Chal Rahi He
    -Tablets Are Walking On The
    road...:)°.
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    Hahaha Ab Pta Chla Sala Papu Pas Kyu Ni Hota..?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raatan Nu Nind Na Aave,
    Dine Chain Na Aava,
    Jad Main Rab To Pucheya Rabba
    ki Ehi Pyar Hai?
    Rab Ne Muskara Ke Keha,” Nahi
    beta, Light De Bina Sab Da Ehi
    haal Hai…!!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • अभी सूरज :sunny:नहीं डूबा जरा सी शाम
    होने दो,
    मैं खुद लौट जाऊंगा मुझे नाकाम तो
    होने दो,
    मुझे बदनाम करने का बहाना ढूंढ़ता है
    जमाना,
    मैं खुद हो जाऊंगा बदनाम पहले मेरा
    नाम तो होने दो..:smile::sunny::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Buda Santa Ko Roz Kaju-Badam Khane Ko Deta Tha. Santa: Aap Mujhe Roz Kaju-Badam Kyu Khilate Ho.? Buda: Beta Dant To Hai Nahi Chuskar Fekna Thik Nahi Lagta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक आदमी अपनी बीवी को दफना के घर जा रहा था कि अचानक बिजली चमकी बादल गरजे जोर की तूफानी बारिश शुरू हुई ! माहौल अफरातफरी वाला हो गया दुखी आदमी आसमान की तरफ देखते हुए बोला लगता हैं पहुँच गयी !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo STUDENTS paas ho gaye unko CONGRATULATIONS ... . . . . & . Jo STUDENTS fail ho gaye unko DOUBLE CONGRATULATIONS .. . . . Qki unki CLASS MAI NAYI LADKIYA HONGI....:p :O :D :D NOTE : FAIL HONE ME KOI NUKSAN NI HOTA HAI
    • 9 years ago



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  • Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect. Djsumit by mukesh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ter! Awaz $unne Ko Tara$ta Ha! D!l, D!n Raat Juda! Ma!n T@dapta Ha! D!l, N@jaane Kab N@zar Ke $amne Aajaye Tu, !$ Umeed Par Har Wa Waqt Dhatkata Ha! D!l.
    • 9 years ago



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