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  • बचपन में रविवार का सीर्फ एक हि,
    मतलब होता था...
    "बाल कटवाने वाला दिन"
    :smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 10 years ago



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  • BF in a romantic mood- Aaj mausam kitna suhana hai .... Thandi hawa bhi hai:..... Badal bhi hai aasman me ... Barish bi hone wali hai....Tumhe kya lagta hai? . . . . . . . . . . GF - Mujhe to lagta hai ki Aaj mera game hai....!! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • गोकुल में जो करे निवास, गोपियों संग जो रचाये रास, देवकी यशोदा जिनकी मईया, ऐसे हमारे कृष्ण कनहैया। कृष्णा जन्माष्टमी की शुभ कामनायें!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू परीक्षा देकर आया ही था और उसे घर वालों से गालियां मिलने लगी क्योंकि... . . . . . . . . एयरटेल 4G वाली लड़की ने उसका रिजल्ट घर में बता दिया था।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- mere mobile no per etop karwa do. Boy- mere paas paisa nhi girl-dont worry. I have a machine in which u can insert ur card. And take moeny. Boy-I have card. Open ur machine.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy. Musharraf: Mubarak huvay. Bush: But ik masla hy. Musharraf: o ki. Bush: piu da pta nhe. Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathron Ke Shahar Mein Aaina Talash Na KarTu Kisi Ki Bewafai Ka Ehsas Na KarDushmano Ki Aankhon Mein Ek Kask To MilegiTu Doston Ki Aankhon Mein Wafa Talash Na Kar.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch bewakuf sms ki 1 line padte hain Kuch bewakuf 2 line padte hain Kuch bewakuf adha sms padte hain Aapne to BEWAKUFI ki had kardi Abtak padh raheho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi Dulhe ho.. Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final mein out ho gya, Final dekhne aaya hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waise dekha jaaye to aajkal log mahengai aur bhrashtachar se utne dukhi nahi hain, Jitne dukhi facebook mein apne dosto dvaara anchahe Tag karne se hain...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa-dunia Mein Sab Se Dukhi
    aadmi
    koun Hai ?
    Banta- Panipuri Wala !
    Santa- Kaise?
    Banta-kyuki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya
    married “BHAIYA” Hi Bulati Hai.
    thoko Like:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Dhadkan He Ruk Gyi....
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    .jb Light Gyi Or Kaam Wali Bai Boli....
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    .wot D Hell Is Dis
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    .u Dnt Hv Invortor...:p:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dedicated To Al Girls Who Are Crazy For Zero Figure And
    Boys Who Want Them As GF... "Pyar Karna H To Dil Se Kro, Haddiyon Pe To Kutte
    marte H...":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Girls returning from movie, 1st: Mera purse chori ho gaya. 2nd Girl: tu to bra mein rakhti thi. 1st: Mujhe kya pata tha SAALA chori kar raha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Today,Lalu-Aaj kuch naya kre Rabri-ka? Lalu-Aaj hum tohre kaan ma kiss krunga! Rabri-Na baba na,behri ho gai to? Lalu-Dhatt pagli kabhi gungi hui ka.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहले बालकनी में आने की राह देखते थे :-o अब ऑन लाइन आने की :-P :-D रिश्ता वही~~~सोच नयी :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pesent 2 Doctor On Phone-Mere Bachhe Ko,

    Current Lga He Me Kya Karu?
    Doc-pehle Aap Bhagwan Ko Shukriya Krein
    Ki Apke Waha Bijli Aa Rhi He:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Hindi Serial Waley Bhi Na, Serial To Kitna Lamba Khich Te Hai Aur Name "Diya Aur Bati" Rakh Dete Hai... Is Se Accha To "Akhand Jyot" Rakhde Te Jo Kabhi Khatam Hi Naa Ho..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arj kiya hai. Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah Gaur kijiyega Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, . Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5. Baaton Ke Sher Bano:- Chahe Tum Ek Number Ke Darpoke Ho, Lekin Jab Usse Baat Karo To Aise Karo Jaise Tum Is Duniya Ke Sabsebade Dabbang Aadmi Ho.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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