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  • Girl Apny Boyfriend Se Main Maa Banny Wali hon! BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: . . . . Abey . . . . . . . Sun to ley Tere Baap Ney Mujhe Propose kia hai, Mai teri Maa Banne Wali Hun :D :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • DIL mere to diwana hai pagal hai maine mana hai. pal pal aahen bharta hai, kehne se darta hai, dil mere tu diwana iai. khamosiyon ki juba koi na samje yahn sehra me gul khilte ji ke v milte nahi jane hai kiski khata anjan ye hai pata.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar Raju, Farhaan aur Rancho ek scooty pe baith ke kahi jaa rahe the.. . . . . . Suddenely Rancho udd gaya...:p kyu.. ???/ . . . . . . . . . Kuki behti hawa sa tha wo... Udti patang saa tha wo...:p :D . . . . . Ab ye post padhna band karo aur Kaha gaya use dhundo..:p :O:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy to Girl : tum nahati nahi ho kya ? Girl : mai to roz nahati hoon, but tumne aisa kyun pucha ? Boy : kabhi dekha nahi na isliye pucha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi Padosi-Kyu Mar Rahi Ho Patni-Inko Call Kiya To 1 Ladki Boli Aap Jise Samprk Krna Chahte Ho, Wo Abhi Vyast He By - $@Ga₹
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum ko kuch kehna chana, lekin tum ne pucha hi nhi, tum ko kuch batana chaha lekin tum ne kuch suna hi nhi, tum ko nazre utha kar dekha lekin tum ne dekha hi nhi tum meri zindagi me aya lekin tum ko pata hi nhi,tum ko kuch dena chaha lekin tum ne kuch mangahi nhi tum
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hey..! I lik U. Meri GF Bnogi..? . . . Grl: Hmm..! Giv Me Ur Nmbr, Jb Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Paisa Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai.. ?? . . . . Pappu:"abe Mere Pass girlfriend Hai Aur Uske baap Ke Paas 2 Petrol Pump Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dost ruthe to sab ruthe fir ruthe to jag chute fir ruthe to dil tute fir bhi ruthe to ? ? uthaa chappal mar sale ko jab tak chappal na tute
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladke aur ek ladki ki saadi hui... .. Aap yaakin na hi karenge ki dusare hi din.. ... Unka Bachha hua..... .. .. .. .. .. .. KHANA khrab ho gaya... Fridge me jo na hi rakha tha na....:-P:-D.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maine Jannat Ke Bell Bajaye, Awaz Aye Kya Chaiye, Maine Kha Kamiyabi, Khusi, Lambi Umar, Awaz Aye Kiske Liye, Maine Kaha Sms Pahdne Wale Ke Liye..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khule me tatti karne k fayede aur nuksan... Khule me tatti ki badboo nai aati. Gaand me paseena nai hota. Sirf ek lote me tatti sambhaw paniki bachat. Nuksaan Khuli gaand me saanp k ghsne ka dar. Lota gir gya to gaand ko zameen pe ghiso chilne ka khatra. Aapke saamne koi bhi gaand khol k tatti kar sakta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher- Bachcho UMMEED Ki Had Kyaa Hoti Hai...?? Student-Jab Koi 90 Saal Ki Budhiya Mobile Ki Shop Par Jakar Ye Kahe- "Bhaiya LIFETIME SIM DE DO...!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • कोई मूवी चैनल्स वालोँ को बोलो कि हमें साउथ कि फिल्में रटा गई है. अब तो ये भी पता है कि विलेन के पीछे खड़ी छठी scorpio का नंबर क्या है
    • 9 years ago



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  • The most embrassing moment for a boy... . . . . . . . Jab wo apni mom ko apne frndz ki pic dikha raha ho aur jaise hi uski "Gf" ki pic aaye touski mom kahe : . . . . . . . . "Ye chudail si kaun hai...???":D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Padosan :Maine apne bete ko internet pe gandi gandi cheeze dekhte dekha. Maa : Mera beta to sharif hai ,sirf google kholke baitha rehta hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 dost jungle me rat ko tent me so rahe the. Tabhi 1 dost ki neend khuli to usne dusare dost ko jagakar pucha. 1st frd- yaar,tujhe asman me kya dikh raha hai. 2nd - bahut sare taare. 1st- isse tujhe kya lagata hai 2nd- ki asman khubsurat hai. 1st- abe newton ki aulad tent chori ho gaya hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladke Ne Brand New Jaguar Car Le Li Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Uske Paas Gaya, . . Ladki : Wow...!! New Car.! Aur Wo Bhi PUMA Ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi Tak Ladka Icu Me Admit Hai Aur Becchara Sadme Se Bahar Nahi Aa Raha Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladki independence day ke liye. . Indian flag lene gayi.. .. . . Flag dekhkar ladki ne kuch kaha.. Jise sunkar dukaanwala behosh ho gaya. . . . . . . Gusse what did ladki say. . ?? . . . . Issme aur colour dikhaao. . . ! lolzz @LOVE. SP
    • 9 years ago



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