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WHEN I CAN THE MOON I CAN YOU WHEN.. I CAN THE STAET I CAN YOU WHEN... I CAN THE SEALS I CAN YOU.... YOU ARE ALWAYS BLOCKING MY VAEW.....

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Boy:- Main 18 Saal ka hoon or tum.. ?? . . . . Girl:- Main bhi 18 Saal ki hoon.. ?? . . . . Boy:- To Phir chal na Sharmana kya . . Girl:- kaha ?? . . . . . . . . Boy:- VOTE Dene . "SOCH BADLO DESH BADLEGA"..

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ladkiyaan bhaav nahii deti, pitaji paise nahi dete, log naukri nahi dete, paan wala udhaari nahi deta.. soch raha hu dharne par baith jau.

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Premi apne premika ki Zulfon me aisa khoya Ke . Behosh ho gaya. . Jab hosh aya to romantic hokr pucha.. . . Jaan! . . KASSAM SE Nahati kyon nhi ho!!!

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Shahjahan tha bewkoof jo banaya itna mahnga "taj" Ager rakhta utne paise bank me "aaj" To itna aata "byaz" Ki roz aati ek nayi mumtaz...

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GOLU- Mai kabi bhi shadi nai karunga. . . Aur... . . Aur . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Apne baccho ko bhi yahi salah Dunga

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Akbar-humare ammi abba hmse itni mohabbt krte the k hume sulane k liye sari rat jagte the or hm fir b nhi sote birbal- tbhi ap iklaute rhe gye huzoor....

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Cute answer when a girl asked her ex-boyfriend: Girl: Do u still love me? Boy: Pyar ka to pata nahi, lekin mere dost aaj bhi mujhe teri kasam dete hain..!!

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Teacher: “Mein Tumhari Jaan Nikaal Dungi” Ishe English Mein Batao......... Haryanvi Student: Tohn English Nye Chhor Manney Hath Tho Laa K Dekh..

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A Lady Comes To A Fruit Wala Lady: “Hey Fruit Wale Bhaiya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala Shocked: “O Meri Maa Ye Potatoes Fever Kya Hota Hai?” Lady: “O Maaye Gaad, You Dan’t Know Potatoes Fever.” Fruitwala: “Bhen Ji Chahiye Kya Aapko?” Lady: “You Literacy Pupil, Potatoes Fever Matlab ‘Aaloo Bukhara‘.“

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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun, Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun, Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!!!

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Good Morning I Mean Good Evening Sorry Good 9i8 mmm... I think Time is nt imp... I just wana say... "I Miss You Very Much"....

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Ek Kali African ladki ko God ne Pankh de diye to wo kushi se boli-Wow! God kya aab main Pari ban gayi hun? God-Nahi re Pagali tu ab Chamgadar ban gayi h.

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दिल्ली के छात्र - साहब बिजली नहीं आती इसलिये पढ़ाई नहीं हो पा रही है.. केजरीवाल - मैं कुछ इंतज़ाम करता हूँ.. छात्र - बिजली का..? केजरीवाल - नहीं डिग्री का..

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Aawaz me mithas Hai.. Soorat b khas Hai.. Smile b lajawab Hai. Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!

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1 Bikhari: Are dkho, kisi ne meri cycle chura li Aur apni bike yaha chhod gaya. 2 Bikhari: Tu to sach mein lut gaya, ye to petrol se chalti hai!

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Sonu in Hotel- Mai Yaha Nahi Rahunga, Mere Paise Wapas Karo Itna Chhota Room, Mujhe Janwar Samja Hai Kya? Waiter- Mere Baap Room Me Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

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GOLU:Muje Sanskrit Sikha do Pandit:Q G: Devtao ki Bhasha H Swrg Me Zrurt Padegi P:Agr Narak Gya To G:Gaaliyo ka diploma Delhi_Belly se kr liya hy

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Aaj Mere Phon Aur Sim Card Ki Shadi Ki Salgira Hai, Abhi Inbox Mein Choti Si Party Rakhi Hai, Toh Aap Sms Bhej Ke Party Me Shamil Ho Jao Njoy De Party...

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Santa samundar me dahi daal raha tha. : Banta- kya kar raha hai? : Santa- Lassi bana raha hun. : Banta- isliye log hum pe joke marte hai : Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega....

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