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  • Dard bhara thought hai gaur farmaiyegaa... . . . . Ladki ki hasi... .. aur kutte ki khaamoshi par kabhi bharosa nai karna
    • 10 years ago



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  • When Ishant sharma was born doctor said ..... . . . .. . . . . .. badhai ho .. apke yaha baal paida huve he .. sath me ek baccha bhi laga hua he ;p :o
    • 10 years ago



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  • AURAT KE DIL MEIN, Sirf Uske LOVER ya PATI Ke Liye Jagah Hoti Hai.... But AADMI Ka DIL Itna BADA Hota Hai Ki, Usmein- DOST Ki LOVER BIWI Ki SAHELI SAHELI KI SAHELI SAAMNE WALI BAAJU WALI UPAR WALI NEECHE WALI SAALI BHAI Ki SAALI BEHAN Ki NANAD Or Thodi Bahut BIWI Ke Liye Bhi Jagah Hoti Hai..... SACH MEIN, AADMI KA DIL BAHUT BADA HOTA HAI..... Meri toh aankhe bhar aayi So Respect all MEN... :P :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:" Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai..?? Student:" Samajhdar . . Teacher:" Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:" BOYFRIEND..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Tumhe Pyaar Karna Nahin Aata. Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachche Internet Se Download Kiye Hain.? Wife: Nahin Ye To Padosi Ke Pendrive Se Liye Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकीयां 300 की एक सेंडल खरीद के आएगी और “पूरे घर मे कहती हैं शापिंग करके आ रहीहूं” . और लडके 2००० की दारु पीकर आते है फिरभी, . “चुप चाप सो जाते है “साधा जीवन उच्च विचार
    • 10 years ago



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  • Light Ki Gair Maujudgi Me Ghalib Farmaate hai: Yu Hi Andhere Me Apna Khada Kar k Soye Hue The Ghalib, Koi haramkhor Mombatti Samaj k Machis Laga Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man with 8 children is traveling by train. . . . . A lady asked : "Are they your children ?" . . . . Man: "No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of mycustomers."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Warning - pogo Ladkiya aur bache dur rahe - 1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gai, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Utha Li, Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ky Utha Li, Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Chezen Q Uthate Ho?? Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aisy Uthati Hain,D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Sher arz he.. . Gaur chahunga.. . . Maut aur Mohabbat to bas naam sehi badnaam hai . . warna . . Takleef to padhai hi sabse zyada deti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi, Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day. Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara. Par Kyu? Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi :
    • 10 years ago



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  • "VEER" Jaha se msg karunga, 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga. "WANTED" Ek Baar Jo Maine SMS Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Mai Apne BALANCE Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...! "DABANGG" Hum tumhare mobile me itne SMS karenge Ki confuse ho jaoge ki Konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare. "READY" Bara mahino me bara tarike se Tujhko msg karuga "BODY GUARD" Mujpe ek ehsan karna Muje mere hi sms forward mat krna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad.iss baar paas ho ya fail, bike zarur dilaunga. son.kon si bike? dad.paas huye to pulsur college jane k liye fail huye to Rajdoot doodh bechne k liye
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain K.
    • 10 years ago



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  • kehti hai woh, har ek khoobsurat chehre ko dekhta hai tu… kehti hai woh, har ek ladki ko kyu dekhta hai tu… kya kahun tumse?? bas har ek chehre me nazar aati hai tu….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni Husband se pata hai, pass wale Gupta ji ki Ladki ko, Maths me 99 marks mile hai. Husband-Wah lekin 1 number kaha gaya. Patni-Wo aapka beta laya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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