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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name? Patient: Santa. Nurse: Birthdate? Patient : 01 Feb Nurse : Married? Patient : No, car accident

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Salo baad n jane kya sama hoga Hm dosto me N jane kon kaha hoga Fir milege kisiki davat me Tb kisi k hath me PINTU to kisike hath me CHINTU hoga.

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Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? . . . Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai... Teacher shocked Student rocked!!

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Har jagah 1 tufan sa aya h. Har1 k zuba pe "Lakhan" ka naam chaya h Jab b sms tone bajti h Sab bolte h yelo phir_______ KING of "PULGAON" ka pyarasa sms aya h.

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wife :Ghar nahi aa sakti.. Car ka stearing, gear, break, sab chori ho gaya hai..” . . After 1hour, SHe calls back:Aa rahi hu, Galti se pichli seat pe baith gayi thi..

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Teacher - Isko Hindi Mein Translate Karo . Hey Frnds, Look a Beautiful Girl Is Standing There... . . . . . . . Student - Wo Dekho Saalo, Tumhari Bhabhi Khadi Hai ;);) =:D Student rocxxx.... Teacher shockx

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1 admi ko Gadhay ne laat mari, us admi ko Ghussa Aya wo utha, Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola: Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna .€Ravi j@

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Teacher:- semistar sistem ke fayade batao? Student:-sir, fayade to pata nahi par baijjati sal me do bar jarur ho jati hai....!!

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आज का ज्ञान : अगर आपकी मैग्नेटिक पर्सनैलिटी के बावजूद लड़की आपकी तरफ आकर्षित नहीं हो रही है... इसका मतलब लड़की में आयरन की कमी है. !!

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Aj Bari Dair Tak Mujhe wo Dekhta Raha Mohsin Na Janu Kyun Laga K Wo Mujhe Chor Jahy Ga

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Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya, . Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola: . Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun, Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai. Murghon ki Union ka President hun” . Murghi: Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun, . Lekin!! Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho

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1Glass pani lo usme Neem ki Patti dalo, 2 ghnte K liye rkhdo, Fir 10 min Garam karke Peelo.... . . . . . jab Kanjusi K Keede Mar Jaye Fir SMS kr dena.

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Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera . . . . Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera . . . Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi . . . . Bhej dena "RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..

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Ek ladka apni gf ko kafi der se call kar raha tha.... Par us ki gf call pick nahi kar rahi thi... . . . Ladke ne sms kia.. . . . B: itni call ki thi mene agar itni hi call me karina kapoor ko karta to wo bhi pick kar letiii .... . . . G: me karina kapoor nahi hu. . . .. B: to kya tu [ sunny leone h].... . . . G: huh.. . . . B: yes jali.. Hahahahahah...

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Ek ladki apni kutiya se puchhti hai.. Tumhare itne sare bachhe kyu hote hain? Kutiya: Behan kapde utar kar. road pe ghumo, pata chal jayega..!!

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Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo “DON’T” Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna “STOP” . . 2nd day Beti: MOM usne kiss or hug dono ek sath Kiya, to Me ne b ek sath kaha- “DON’T STOP”

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ase forward this touching msg from a Mother to her Lost Sons. It could help her reunite with her Children ... . . . . . . . . . . " Beta Ramesh, Beta Suresh agar Pitaji ki patlun ek bilaang chhoti ho gayi ho to ghar aa jao...Pitaji yunhi ghoom rahe hain..

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Golu in firebrigad Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h G-pani dalo L-dala,aag nai bujhi G-fir hum akar kya karenge hum bi to pani hi dalenge

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Girl: Fish Tank Ko Dekh K Boli Machliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti He? . . Boy: Sprite Pite Hue Kyunki Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!

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Girl (Boy Ko Jealous Feel Karane K Liye): Dekho Woh Ladka Meri Taraf Dekh Ke Muskura Raha Hai… . . . Boy:Yeh To Kuch Bhi Nahi, . . . Jab Maine Pehli Baar Teri Shakal Dekhi Thi, To 3 Din Tak Apni Hansi, Rok Nahi Paya Tha Main

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