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Best Sms Of 1947 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tab Mobile Tha Kya? Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo! Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai

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पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो? पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा. पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे. पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है.

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Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho, . Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho To UsSe Puchho . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . “Kya Khaayegi Moti.. ?? . Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Zaroor Bach Jayenge...:

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Gam Ko Bech Kar Khusi Khareed Lenge.. Khwaab Bech Kar Zndgi Khareed Lenge.. Hoga Imtihaan To Dunia Dekhegi.. Khud Ko Bech Kar Aapki Dosti Khareed Lenge..! By - www.FreshSMS.in

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Lady teacher: "mujhe baccho ki shakal se pata chal jata hai ki unke dimag me kya chal raha hai.. . . . . . . . . . pappu : "Kamaal hai madm g, phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi nhi kar rahi.

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BAPU hamesha itni BHEEDH apne sath leke Q chlte the? . Qki unka kehna tha . "SANGTHAN me SHAKTI h. . . .Aur . . . Akele me FAT-TI hy,,"

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Har Sapne Ko Apni
Sanson Mein Rakho,
Har Manzil Ko Apni
Bahon Mein Rakho,
Har Jeet Aapki He Hai,
Bas Apne Lakshya Ko Apni
Nigahon Mein Rakho….

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Ek ladke ko ek ladki se pyar tha. . . Wo ladka ladki ke bap se milne gaya aur bola ladk : me apki beti se pyar karta hu aur shadi karna chahta hu baap : teri aukat dekh meri beti ke toilet paper bhi nai kharhd sakta ladka : acha uncle itna haghti hai to fir rehnedo hahahaha

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Sabse kul? app ho sabse smart? App ho sabse sweet? app ho sabse mast? App ho jada khus hona neni,ye msg mujhe mili,maine to srif forward kiya

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नए-नए डॉक्टर ने अपने जीवन का पहला ऑपरेशन किया। ऑपरेशन के थोड़ी देर बाद ही मरीज मर गया । . डॉक्टर ने दीवार पर टंगी भगवान की तस्वीर की ओर हाथ जोड़कर सिर झुकाते हुए पूरी श्रध्दा से कहा :– . . . . . हे प्रभु, मेरी ओर से यह पहली भेंट स्वीकार कीजिए.

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Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le Ja Raha Tha. Ek Police Wala Haste Hue Bola Beta, Apne Bhai Ko Kahaan Le Jaa Rahe Ho?? . . . . Bachha: Police Me Bharti Karwaane.

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HUSBAND : Raja Dasharath Ki 3 Raniya Thi. WIFE : To? HUSBAND : Main 2 ShadiyaAur Kar Sakta Hu. WIFE : Soch Lo, Draupadi Ke 5 Pati The..

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Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache. Ye kya hai Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga...

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Girl to frnd-yar mujhe teri help chaiye girl1-mai to khud busy hun g2-mummy ne ghar jaldi bulaya hai.. g3-tune meri help ki thi?.,. boy to frnd-abe 1panga ho ho gaya boy1-kitne bande bulaun b2-chal kutt denge sale ko.. b3-kiski majal jo bhai se pange le..dekh lenge sale ko... agree boyz hit like...

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Biwi Ke Mahine Bhar Ke Kharche Se Tang Aakar Pati :- Mahine Bhar Me 1 Kilo Lipstic Kaha Jati Hai? Biwi :- Jhoot Mat Bolo 750 Gm To Tum Hi Chat Lete Ho.

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Ladka- nishe mein facebook khula Eek Ladki msg kiya- helo, Ladka bola- bye, Ladki bola- funny karte ho, hasi nehi uthi Ladka- tujhe pucha kiya, Ladka ka name tha Atif Raja Ladki- 2m toh atif aslam hona sahiye Ladki- atif aslam ban raha hu.. Ladki gusse me ro dia:-D:-D:-D

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Drinkers Movies Banate Toh- 1) Soda Akbar 2) Rab Ne Pila Di Thodi 3) Rum De Basanti 4) Hum Tight Ho Chuke Sanam 5) Beer Zaara 6) Bewde Zameen Par.

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Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha... Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyyu Nahi Karte ?” Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“

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“ 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”

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Ek ladka school der se jata hai . . . . . . Principal :"Late kyo hue ??? . . . . . Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the . . . . . Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the . . . . . . . Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir . . . . . par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na.

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