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ere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. SAMSUNG Hospital k MOTOROLA Ward me hai. Dr.NOKIA Ka khna hai ki Sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki MOBILE ICU Me hai.

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Wife: Honey doctor has advised me to take a one month vacation at some serene place like Switzerland or Greece!! Where shall we go?? . . . . . . . . . Husband: To another doctor!!

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Neend aati h to khawab aate h. Khwab me 1 ladki aati h, Ladki k peeche uska baap aata h. Phir na neend aati h na khwab aata h.

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"OTFBHFEONGFOA" uper Diye Huye Words Main Se O, B, F Delete Kar Den. Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift. Just for you..

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Sunny Loene arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting... Bhikhari: "Behanji 1 rupiya dedo..." Sunny Loene gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: "Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?" Sunny Loene: "Pehli bar kisine behan kaha hai..."

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Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“

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3 kaale dost ek sath ja rahe the... Raste me ek pari milti hai, Pari:" ek-ek wish batao mainpoori karugi.." 1st:" Mujhe gora aur khubsurat kardo.." Pari ne kar diya.. 2nd:" mujhe bhi aisa kar do.." Pari ne kar diya.. . . . . 3rd zor zor se hasne laga or phir bola... . . "Inko wapas pehle jaisa kardo... Moral:" Har ek Friend kamina hota hai. PA1

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Boy:i love you girl:ponk na boy:i will die 4u girl:ponk na boy:i cant live with out you girl:ponk na boy:i will send you easy load girl:really boy:ponk na

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Bv: Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the! Husband: Ab waqt badal gaya hy Bv: Phir b -JAANI- koi sher kehdo! Husband: lo sunO Jane jigar janeman 90 kilo tera wazan Tu jo gir jaye mujh par Mar jaonga me sanam:-)

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Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…? BHAi Pakka ? Bhejna hy na k “Sending Fail ” kar doon..

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Ek Udta Hua Murgi Anda Diya, Doston Anda Ka Kya Hua ? , , , Socho Socho . . . . Mujhe Pta Hai Aap Jawab De Nahi Paoge, Dosto Anda Ka Kuch Nahi Hua Kyun Ki Murgi Underwear Pehni Thi,

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Mere pyare Sharaabi dosto, Videsh se Kaala Dhan waapas aaya to Beer 8 Rs Vodka 20 Rs Whisky 35 Rs Soda 1.25 Rs me mil sakte hai . Ab to support karo ANNA ko!

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Boy- agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabat h, aur bs yehi meri chahta h to tum kya kahogi....? Girls- main tum se kahoongi isi baat ko tum agar.... ....khana khila ke kahate, ....zara mobile me blance dalwa k kahate... ....mujhe sopping karwa ke kahate to accha ho taaaa.....:-) ....aesi hoti h girls, agree boys....to thoko na..like..

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Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They. Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!

9 years ago

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Bf & Gf sath market se ja rahe the. 1 ladki ne hello kiya. Gf:kaun thi yeh? Bf:Tum plz mera dimag kharab mat karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho.

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Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Qun Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.

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Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15saal se kha raha hoon Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHIRAHI. KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA, AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LEGAYA.. REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA? BABAJI KA THULLU

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Girls Collage me Strike ho gayi, . . . . . Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai... Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the.. . . . . . Girls Naare lagate huye.. "HAMARI MAANGE" . . . . Piche se Awaaz Aayi, "SINDUR SE BHARO" "SINDUR SE BHARO....

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Akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof hotay hain…. Is par pathano nay hartaal ki… Phir akhbar main aya kay 50% pathan bewakof nhe hotay… To is par mamla thanda hogaya… Geo pathan

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Kash Humari Bhi Parwah Kisi Ne Ki Hoti, To Ye Duniya Humse Ruswa Na Hoti, Agar Aata Aap Jaisa Muskurana Humein, To Humse Bhi Kisi Ne Mohbbat Ki Hoti… (ganesh)

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