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I hate you when you smile at me coz you make me crazy. I hate you when you talk to me coz you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you coz you make me love.. !

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Agar manzil ko pana hai to hosla sath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hay to aetbar sath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana hay to DAANT saaf rakhna

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Teacher : student what u want to do in future. Rahul:I want to become pilot Mubin:I want to become Police Deepika:I want to be a mother... Or puppu:I will help deepika

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Chuhe Ne Kiya Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Diya Usne Red Rose, Sherni Ne Kaha Ja Pehle Apni Surat Aine Me Dekh, Chuha Bola Surat Pe Mat Ja Pagli Confidence To Dekh.

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Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

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Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour: Sorry 2nd Hour: Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo. 4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour: Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte haitere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan..

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Banta bola- Bhagwan tu muje 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga. Thodi dur pe usko 50 ka note mila. Banta- Prabhu itna sa b bharosa nhi. PEHLE HI KAAT LIYA. Khan

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Girl-Mera Dil mobile hai or Ap Us k SIM. Boy-Main bahot Khush hu Girl-Zyada khush Mat Ho. Boy-Kyu..? Girl-Q Ki mobile dual sim ka hai..

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16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, 1 Ke Peeche 22 Log.... 26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, 1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai.... 36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh.... 45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai.... {PK SHARMA}

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Maha fadu joke :-P:-P :-D:-D . . Santa in Lift.. . . Girl : mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, . or . SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) . . 2nd girl ayi : Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .. :) . . achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda . Or . SANTA ko dekhne Lagi... :@ . . SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 RupeyKilo..... :) Santa Madhosh m/ ladkia Behosh.

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Prfsor: zindgi bhr Ghalib ki ye aarzo rhi k us ki mehbooba k haseen zulfon se sharab k katray tapken or wo un qatron ko apne halaq me utar len Boy: sir agr us k baalon me jouwen hoti to Ghalib wo b halaq me utar lete prfsor: Ghalib ko ye arzoo apni mehboba se thi apki mehboba se nahi

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SUGGESTION frm NARAD :- If ur lover sends you romantic msgs then be vry hppy Bt think who z sending those msgs to ur lover? My job is over! Nrayan Nrayan.. :-)

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Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Air-hostess!

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Modern Majnu– Mein tumhare ishq me barbaad ho gai, lut gayi, meri duniya rushwa ho gayi… Modern Laila– To karmjali, mein kaun sa bank managar ban gaya

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Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se . Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.

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Jruri Nhi Ki Pyar Ki Manjil Mil Jay. Jise Humne Caha Vo Hame Mil Jay. Agar Na Mile Vo To Na Kehna Use Bevfa. Bas Dua Karna Ki, Humse Bhi Pyara Koi Use Mil Jay. by- BHAVIK PARMAR

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Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? Baba: Pati ko laye ho? Lady: Nahi. Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye Lady: kyun? Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!! By-Mr.Dilip

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He: Hi, How are you? She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai Dinner Ke Liye Hotel Taj Me He: Baby Aap Kuch Bhool Rahi Ho She: Kya? He: Apni Aukaat :D

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पुलिस इंस्पेक्टर (चोर से )– तुम एक ही दूकान में तीन बार चोरी करने क्यों गए ?
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चोर– सर, चोरी तो मैंने पहली बार में ही अपनी पत्नी लिए एक ड्रेस चुराकर कर ली थी… बाकी दो बार तो मुझे सिर्फ उसे बदलने के लिए जाना पड़ा … !
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"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4 . . . Bande Hain Hum Sanskari Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur. . . Irade Hain Kanyadaani Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne Aaj Chale Hain Hum

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