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  • Teacher- Bachcho UMMEED Ki Had Kyaa Hoti Hai...?? Student-Jab Koi 90 Saal Ki Budhiya Mobile Ki Shop Par Jakar Ye Kahe- "Bhaiya LIFETIME SIM DE DO...!"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Rafta rafta har police wale ko shayar kar diya Mahafil e sher o sukhan may bhej kar sarakar ne Ek qaidi subah ko phansi laga kar mar gaya Rat bhar gazalen sunain us ko thanedar ne
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Pathan Ne New Shop Kholi Shop Ki Opening Hote Hi Logo Ne Mar Mar Kar Bhga DyaQ ? Shop Kafan Ki Kholi Or Bord Likhwaya K 1 Kafan Lene Par Bache Ka Kafan FREE
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar De Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena.. Police Samjhegi, Sui-Side Ka Case Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
    हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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    पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
    बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Are o friendwa.. tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath mien liyeek ghantae se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan daidiyo our ekad msgwa bhijwaido Tohara Dost.. Advert.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladka Ladki se puchta hai:" Bacche kaese hote hain.. ?? . . . . Ladki:" Chup.. . Ladka:" Batao Na plz :p . . . . , Ladki:" Nahi pata! ab dobara mat poochna.. . Ladka:" Arey bewaqoof itna bhinahi pata.. . . . Bacche Shararti hote hai ...:p :O:D . . Moral: "Kuch ladkiyan hamesha ladko ko galat hi samjhti hain.." :p
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Dear facebook. Whenever I add a Girl, You Always Ask Me Do you Knw her? I Just Want To Ask . . . . . . . . . . . . . Behan Lgti Hay Wo Teri...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ansu tere nikle to ankhen meri ho, dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho, khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho, sadak par tu pite aur galti meri ho.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • teen ghade the 1 : t.v dekh raha tha 2: khana kha raha tha 3: . ,,,,,,, ........ ...... ....... ........ ........ .. ........ ....... ....... sms padh rahahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friendship Day Specail Joke - Santa Bhaagta Hua Ghar Aaya Aur Hanfte Hue Apni Biwi Se Bola Santa: “Ghar Ka Saara Keemati Samaan Chhupa Do, Mere Kuch Dost Party Karne Aa Rahe Hain” Preeto Ne Hairani Se Puchha: “Kyun Aapke Dost Chura Lenge Kya?” Santa: “Nahi Pehchaan Lenge“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai Jab Badal Ho Aur Barish Na Ho, . Jab Zindagi Ho Aur Pyaar Na Ho, . Jab Aankhe Ho Aur Khawab Na Ho, . Jab Koi Apna Ho Aur Pass Na Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Titanic ki 125th anniversary hai So sab pyar karne walo se request hai ke Titanic ki yaad ko taza karte hue Apne Mobile ko 2 minutes tak pani mein rakh dein
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gabbar=Kitne Admi the? Sambha=Sarkar 2. Gabbar=Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he?? Smb=2 1 ke Baad ata he. Gab=aur 2 k pehle?? Smb= 2 k pehle 1 atahe. Gabbr=To bich me kaun ata he? Samb=Bichme koi nahi ata. Gab=To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate? Smb=2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he Gab=2 1se Kitna bada he? Samba=goli marni h to mar de gabbar, tune sirf namak khilaya hai, chavanprash nahi.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ranjha Ne Bend Bajai Or Heer Dor Ke Aai Majnu Ne Bansuri Bajai Or LaiLa Bhag K Aai Or Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajai Or Woh zalim BHAI Ko Le Aai,,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..? Boy: Long Drive Par..!! Girl: Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..? Boy: Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag rahe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar bhagwan Ram rath ki jagah Nano car me baithkar Rawan se yudh karte, toh Rawan kya bolta........... CHALAO NA NANO SE BAN RE, JAAN LELO NA JAAN R
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj kal k relationships se zyada . . . . . . . . . China Mobile ki battery chal jati hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक बच्चे ने दूसरे बच्चे से पूछा - क्या तुम चीनी भाषा पढ सकते हो ? दूसरे बच्चे ने कहा - हां , अगर वह हिंदी तथा अंग्रेजी में लिखी हो तो....
    • 9 years ago



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