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Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher:Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student:Hands Free Mam.

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Kehte hai agar dil se ankhe bund karo to life mein jis ko pyaar kiya uski tasveer dikhti hai....... . . . . . To maine bhi try kiya.. . . . . . . . Sala slide show start ho gaya :-P :-D :-D

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2 lover Apple kha rahe the. Ankho me ankhe daal ke.! Ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho Ladka: Thoda thoda kha BHUKHD 150/- RS kilo hai

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Salo baad n jane kya sama hoga Hm dosto me N jane kon kaha hoga Fir milege kisiki davat me Tb kisi k hath me PINTU to kisike hath me CHINTU hoga.

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Advocate :- talak karane ke liye Rs- 3000. Husband :- Pagal ho kya? PAndit ji ne Rs -101.mei hi shadi karvai thi. Advocate :- Dekh liya sasta ka nateeja.

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Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki "main nahate samay kaya karun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe? Ram dev ne kaha - "Bathroom ka darwaja".

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Rosy Aunty:" Beta Mummy Ghar Pe Hai kya ??:O . . . . . . Bachha Pappu Sprite Pite Huye:" Apko Papa ke sath romance karna hai.. ?? Aa jao Papa Ghar Pe Hai... :p :O :D Aunty shocksss boys rocks..:p

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Ek chote bacche ne apani pregnant mummy se pucha : Isme kya hai? Mummy : Issme pyara sa Baby hai. Baccha : Itna pyara tha to khaya kyu ussko

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Do- char din onion ki taarif kya kar li.... . . . . . . . petrol ka to ego hi hurt ho gaya yaar He.na

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Shaadi Ke Baad Pati-Patni Mein, Jhagda Hota Hai To Patni Kehti Hai. Patni:Main Ne Tumhe Bina Dekhe Hi Shaadi Ker Li, Pati:Aur Meri Himmat Toh Dekho, Mene Tumhe Dekh Ke Bhi Shaadi Karli.

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Usey pane ki koi aas nahi hai audience : lagta, hai gaheri chot khayi hai.... Ki Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vjah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nhi hai audience : wah wah... Use pane ki koi aas nahi hai Vajah yeh bhi hai, woh dikhne mai kuch khas nahi hai aur gold medalist hoti to shayad chal jata, kambakht woh ek bhi subject mai pas nahi hai......

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Pappu Ek Din Apne Dost Golu Ko Dukhi Hote Hue Bata Raha Tha Ek Pura Din Jute Aur Moje Pehno To Pair Gore Ho Jate Hain Par Sala Janam Se Chaddi Pehni Hai Lekin Ustad, Fir Kala Ka Kala

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Dil Pe Jab Se Sharab Ka Pehra Lag Gaya, Gam Ka Andar Aane Ka Raasta Band Ho Gaya Zubaan Ne Jab Se Sharab Ko Chhu Liya, Uska Naam Hamesha Ke Liye Bhool Gaya.

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Hame to apnone loota Gairo kaha dam tha.. . Are Hame to apnone loota Gairo kaha dam tha.. . . . Niche kuch nahi hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuch khas nhi yaar! . . . . . . . Ab upar chale jayiye. . . . . Bye!

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Wife: Har Haftay Tum Fishing Ke Liye Jatay Ho Naa.? Husband:Haan,Haan To.? Wife: Haramzade Aaj Woh Machhli Aayi Thi, Keh Rahi Thi Ki Woh Maa Banne Wali Hai.

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Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"

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Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him & replies, “I am kuttaa..!!!” “PAGAL KUTTA…!!”Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!” The dog bites him

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2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rhe the. Tabi SHER ne lift mangi. To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola-"soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo k sath ghum rha h.

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1 Hasina Par Nigahe Tehri Thi Uski Ankhe Jheel Se Bhi Gehri Thi Thak Gya Me Apne Pyar Ka Izhar Karte-Krte To Pata Chala Yaar Wo To Behri Thi

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1 ladka dusre ladke se. . . tune meri GF Ko propose kyo kiya...?.?. . . ladke ne mast jawab diya . . . . . . . jab tak ladki kuwari hai. . . . . na tumhari hai na humari hai. . . . . Bus sarkari hai. . . By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

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