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अर्थशास्त्र की क्लास में छात्र– “सर हमें अर्थशास्त्र क्यों पढ़ना चाहिए ?” अध्यापक – “यह हमें लोगों की जिंदगियाँ बचाने में सहायता करता है.” छात्र ने हैरानी से पूछा – “वो कैसे सर ?” अध्यापक – “क्योंकि अर्थशास्त्र तुम जैसे बेवकूफों को मेडिकल कॉलेज में प्रवेश से दूर रखता है !!!”

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?4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein... . . . . . . . . . . . .Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo... . . . . . . . . . . . Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...

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.Santa Ek Baar Park Mein Beth Ker Gaana Ga Raha Tha“ Aaj Mein Upar Aasma Niche . . ”Uske Paas Ek Aadmi Betha Tha UsAadmi Ne Santa Ka Gaana Sun Kar Santa Ko Bahut Maara . .Kyon ??? , , ,Kyon Ki Aasma Us Aadmi Ki Beti Ka Naam Tha.:xD *JuSt FrOm SkR*

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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha K parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, Aaj 2 le aati.

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7 Sachchai Duniya Ki... 1) Aapki Aankhe Aapke Jism Ka Wo Hissa Hai Jinhe Aap Sabun Se Nhi Dho Sakte.! 2)Aap Apne Baal Nhi Gin Sakte.! 3)Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Nhi Chhu Sakti.! 4) Sirf Bewkuf Log Point No.3 Try Karenge.! 5) Aap Muskura Rahe Ho Qki Aapki Zeebh Aapke Sare Danto Ko Chhu Sakti Hai.! 6) Aap Has Rahe Ho Qki Aap Bewkuf Ban Chuke Ho.!

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Gandhi Ji Ki Ek Rishtedar Aurat Ke Bete Par Qatal Ka Ilzam Laga. Aurat Ne Gandhi Ji Se Request Ki Ke Mere Begunah Bete Ko Bacha Lo. Gandhi Ji Ne Muqadma Lada Aur Ladke Ko Bacha Liya Aurat Badi Khush Hui, Par Usne Ek Sawal Kiya. Aurat: Aaj To Aap Hain Jo Bacha Liya, Kal Jab Aap Nahi Honge To Hum Bekasoor Logo Ko Kon Bachayega? Gandhi Ji Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Khubsoorat Jawab Diya “Note Pe Lagi Meri Photo.

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Tum kya jano us waqt mere DiL pe kya guzri thi............ ... . . DOSTO- . Jb us ne kaha k ........... . . . . tum mujse 2 saal chote ho, Didi bola kro

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Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya

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Dil u Kisi pe aata nahi Pyar U Hi Kisi se Kiya Jata nahi Pyar Kiya to Dard To Hoga hi Q ki . YE Dard Moov Se b Jata nahi.

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Bus Stop Par Larka Larki Se Bola: Sendil To Boht Achi Pehni Hai. Larki: Utar Kar Dikhaoon Kiya ? Larka: Lo... Is Se Zyada Achi To Qameez Pehni Hai.

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Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua. Teacher: Ok beth jao. Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye

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पति: “आलू के परांठो में आलू तो नजर नहीं
आ रहे हैं”
पत्नी: “चुपचाप खा लो!! कश्मीरी पुलाव
में क्या कश्मीर नजर आता है???”

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Koan ho Aap ? Q SMS krte rehte ho ? Kisne diya apko mera number ? Ab SMS nhi krna, . . . . Ok . . Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai? . Nhi na! . To SmS Kro na! _ GulshanSms

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Dedicated To Girls... "Hamesha Maa Baap Ladkiyo Ko Ye hi Samjhate Hain Ki - Beta Yeh Tumhara Ghar Nhi, . . . Tumhara Asli Ghar Tumhara Sasuraal Hai , Tum to yahan mehman ho.... . . . . . . . mehmano se koi itna kaam karwata hai kya ? jaago ladkiyo jaago

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Mouse To Elephant "2 Din K Liye Teri pant Dena Elephant "HA.HA.HA..! Pehnega Kya?" Mouse : "Nahi. Beti Ki Shadi Hai, Mandap Lagvana Hai..

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Girl: Agar Mujh Se Shaadi Karni Hai To Tumhe, Har Hafte Mummy Ko 10kg Aata Aur Papa Ki Car Mein 20 Litre Petrol Dalwaana Hoga. Boy: Achha Behan Chalta Hoon Ami-abu Ko Salaam Kehna.

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Boy : What is 143 . Girl : i love you Boy : no . Girl : i miss you Boy : no . Girl : i need you Boy : no . Girl : i kill you Boy : no . Girl : phir kya hai ? . . . . Boy : one hundred & forty three pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar......!! Hahahahaha.......!!

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Height of Confidence : . Son : school nai jaunga ! . Mom - kyu ? . Son : job karunga. . Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !! . Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga . Always be confident

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Arz kiya hai ... ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... . ab to fakhr se uncha hai apna bhi collar.... .... . . . . . kyuki #Pyaz ne beat kiya hai american dollar$

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Best Sms Of 1947 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Tab Mobile Tha Kya? Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo! Bas Sms Parhne Ki Jaldi Lagi Hoti Hai

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