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  • Santa:-god mere ghar se U.S.A.tak sadak banwa do. God:-ye bahut muskil kaam h,koi dusra kam bolo, Santa:-mujhe aisi ladki se milwa do jo sirf mujhe hi chahe. God:-sadak kab banwa du....
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do students raat me padhai kar rahe the, 1st Student:-Yaar Time Kitna Ho Gya?? 2nd Student Ne Ek Patthar Uthaya Or Saamne Girls Hostel Me Fek Diya. . . . . . Waha Se Ek Ladki Aai Or Boli "Kamino Ab To Soo Jaao Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Apne Paas Bulaya Aur Kaha. Akbar: “Humein Batao Ki Aadmi Aur Aurat Ki Soch Mein Kya Farak Hai?” Birbal Ne Do Minute Socha Aur Jawaab Diya: “Jahanpana Bas Itna Hi Farak Hai Ki Aurat Ek Hi Aadmi Se Bohat Saari Ummeed Rakhti Hai, Aur Aadmi Bohat Saari Auraton Se Ek Hi Ummeed Rakhta Hai.” :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka :- Medical Store Par Jaakar Bola, 1 C*ndom De Do... Main Apni Gf Ke Ghar Dinner Pe Jaa Raha Hoon... Phir Bola 2 Aur De Do, Us Ki Sister Bhi Bomb Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi Hot Hai... Dinner Pe Jaise Hi Gf Ka Baap Dining Table Par Aaya, Ladka Sir Jhuka Ke Baith Gaya... Ladki Boli :- Mujhe Nahi Pataa Tha Tum Itna Sharmate Ho... Ladka Bola :- Mujhe Bhi Aaj Tak Nahi Pata Tha Ki Tere Baap Ka Medical Store Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kehte hai agar dil se ankhe bund karo to life mein jis ko pyaar kiya uski tasveer dikhti hai....... . . . . . To maine bhi try kiya.. . . . . . . . Sala slide show start ho gaya :-P :-D :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Salman-ek baar jo comment kar di phir main apne aapki v nhi sunta. Lalu-burbakh ,jawan hai garam khun hai. Jab budhha hoga to pata chalega. Ki comment kya hota hai. Jab ladke kahenge 'ye budhhe'.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aik Aurat Naqab Mein Ja Rahi Thi, Pas Khara Aik Larka Us Ko Dekh K Gana Ganey Laga "Rafta Rafta Meri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Wo Samney Mere Khari Hai" Aurat Naqab Utha Kar Boli: "Rafta Rafta Teri Ankh Jis Se Lari Hai Manahoos Wo Teri Amma Se Bhi Bari Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक बार पप्पू की गर्लफ्रेंड ने उसे फ़ोन किया और उससे बोली, " हेल्लो जानू, मैं कल तुमसे मिलने नहीं आ सकती।" पप्पू: पर क्यों? गर्लफ्रेंड: बस कुछ ज़रूरी काम है। पप्पू: ओह! चलो कोई बात नहीं तो फिर मैं तुम्हारा गिफ्ट किसी और को दे देता हूं। गर्लफ्रेंड: जानू मेरा मतलब था, मैं कल नहीं आ सकती इसीलिए क्या हम आज मिल सकते हैं?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband ghar se chala gaya.. Husband: Rat ko phone pay, “Khanay mein kia hai?” Wife: Zeher. Husband: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
    • 9 years ago



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  • Why Boys are not used in Kurkure ads...? Imagine a Guy saying Tedha hai, Par Mera hai....!! Dirty mind
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher:- Apney Father Ka Naam Btaao English Mein ?? Student: B’Ful Red Underwear......... Teacher: What Nonsense Hindi Mein Btao ?? Student: Sundar Laal chaddaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Doctor Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai. Doctor: “Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi.” Friend: “Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na?” Doctor: “Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe.“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher-Papu ek story sunao with moral . . Papu-Maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . Phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha . . . Moral- Jaisi karni wsi bharni.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Makkhi Mar Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3 male aur 2 female. Wife: Kaise malum? Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interviewer- What is d diffrnce btwn Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa:- Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai Aur mobile ka Anguthe se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aap Aur Aapke Life Partner, Yadi Sukhi Aur Savasth Rehna Chahte Ho Toh - Istemal Karo "Kohinoor" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Basmati Rice... Achccha Khaoge Tabhi Achccha Soch Paoge...!!!
    • 9 years ago



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