non veg joke.
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to bahut h mere pas,
par post kruga to ye bina dimaag wali ladkiya page unlike kr degi
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koi inko jara samjha do k joke veg ho ya non veg,
sirf entertainment k liye post kiya jata h :D :D :D
Prof.- pahli hindi silent film kaunsi h?
Sardar-agar film silent thi,
to aapko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi h?
Prof. Socked
&
1st time sardar ne baazi mar di...
Arz Kiya Hai.
Ladki Cheej Hi Aisi Hoti Hai.
Ladki Cheej Hi Aisi Hoti Hai.
Kuchh Bolo To Muh Phula Leti Hai.
Aur
Kuchh Karo To Pet Phula Leti Hai..
Samajhdar Thoko Like
Gunehgaar kaun..??
PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak, PATNI sapna dekh
ke chillayi??
bhago mera PATI aa gaya?
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya....By Ranjit
Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.
Arz Kia Hai.
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya.
Gor Farmaiyega.
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya. .
Wah Wah..
Itna Romantic Sms Padke
Ek Or Gadha Tayar Ho Gya.
Sipahi : Sir Kal Jail Mai Ramlila Hui Thi.
Jailer :To Ismai Ghabrane Ki Kya Baat Hai?
Sipahi: Baat Ye Hai Ki SANJEEVNI BUTI Lene Gaye
Hanuman Ji Abhi Tak Wapas Nhi Aye Hai.
Boy: I love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
Girl: To phir chaand tod ke lao
Boy: Agar chaand tod ke le aaya toh EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge
Ek faqir tha..
bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur use kuch na mila..
Wo phir church gaya...
Phir mandir aur phir gurudware.
Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya..
Aakhir 1 beer bar k bahar aa kar baith gaya..
Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete..
Uska katora noto se bhar gaya...
Fakir bola...
"Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho...!!
Sweetest kiss : Sar par
Loveliest kiss : Galo par
Romantic kiss : Hontho par
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The hottest kiss : Bike k Silencer par Try karo.
"DARR KE AAGE JEET HAI !"
full Tufani joke : ...3 dost diwali ke baad......1st : mere papa 10000 ke patake laye hum ne 3 ghante tak patake bjaye.....2nd : mere papa 15000 ke patake laye humne 4 ghnte tak patake bajaye....3rd: mere papa ghar pe nhi the isliye mera bhai 5000 ka ek pataka laya hum dono ne subah tak bari bari use bajaya.....jo samajh gya like jarur kare
Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ?
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Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
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Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do
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Boy :"Oo teri
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi
hai star plus dekh ke...