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  • Kaminey Friendsss 1st Friend: Chup Raho Dekho Ghar Se Phone Hai . 2nd Friend: Arre Jara Beer Ke Bottle To Sarka Idhar 3rd Friend: Tune Jo Cigrate Di Wo Khatam Ho Gayi Dusri De 4th Friend: (In Female Voice) Januuu Yaha Aao Na Plz Aaaaooo Naaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do u know? what is friendship? ? ? khud ko jor se thappad lagao. Dard mujhe hoga. Yakeen nahi hota??:-> Toh Try-kar lo.......
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kaise hai ye duniya ham samjh nahi paaye. Bhikare hue sapne ham jod nahi paaye, sayad honge ham hi itne Bure, Jo kisi ke dil mai ham utar nahi paaye…
    • 9 years ago



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  • A boy started using Facebook since 10th May 2008 and has 263 friends..!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. His little sister started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517 friends :P This is the difference between a boy and a girl..!! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Two Gays got into a heated argument. Whilst arguing, 1 of them shouted: Kiss My Ass! The other replied: This is not the time 2 b romantic.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Research ke mutabik ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai Aapko pata hai kaise.. ?? . . . Nahi pata . . Main bata deta hoon aapko . . Kyun ki . . . . . . 100 mein se 10 Ladkiyan naturally khoobsurat hoti hai . . Aur baki . . Apni Mehnat se…:p :O :D :D Style machine
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tchr-AKBAR Koun Tha Studt-Pata Nhi T-Padhai Pe Dhyn De To Pata Chale S-Sir, AMIT Koun H T-Pata Nhi S-Apni Beti Pe Dhyan Do To Pata Chale
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक आदमी ने अपने पूरे परिवार सहित मकान का बीमा कराया। अचानक एक दिन उसका मकान आग लगने से ध्वस्त हो गया. बीमा कंपनी का ऑफिसर जायजा लेने के लिए आया और उसने आदमी से कहा,"चिंता मत करो हमारी कंपनी की पॉलि अच्छी है, हम आपको ऐसा ही नया मकान बनवा कर देंगे। आदमी बोला,"अगर आपकी कंपनी की यह तो मेरी बीवी का ब कर दीजिए।"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhojpuri ishq- Taj mahal kaun chiz ba, hum ehu se badi imarat banwaib, Mumtaz to mar ke dafan bhail rahe, tohke sasuri hum zinda dafnaib.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya".. . Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8.. fir kendi 4+4=8 . . . . . . ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padheygi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक Plane तूफान में फँस गया, पायलट ने
    कहा:- किसी को बचने की दुआ आती
    है क्या…???

    एक बाबा खुश होकर
    बोला:- हाँ….. मूझे आती है…!!!
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    पायलट:- ठीक है बाबा, आप दुआ
    कीजिये, एक पैरासूट कम है…..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    LOL :joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hmare Dosto Ke DiL Me Mohbbat Itni He Hmare Liye Ki, Wo Msg Bhi Krte He Toh, Doctor Ki Tarah.! 1msg Subah.! 1msg Sham.! Baki Sara Din Aaram!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: ‘Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge’ Ladka: ‘Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek chhota sa par bahut khatarnaak sentence jo na jaane kitne Ladko ki jindagi barbaad kar deta hai.. : : : : : : : "Yaar, vo tujhe dekh rahi thi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi ko us k uljhay baal,barri hoi shave,tootay jootay aur puranay Libas ki wajah se Pagal na samjho… . HO sakta hy wo .”POLICE OFFICER” ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu shirt utar ke balcony me khada ta.. . 1 admi:"wah Pappu ji kya Mast chest hai... . . . . . . . Pappu:"are ye kuch bhi nai, . . . teri bhabi ki dekhenga to hil jaaega...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies: . . "Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi" . "Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" . . "Titanic" "Nauka Dele Dhoka" . "Anaconda" "Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa" . . "Three Idiots" "Teen Burbak" . And The Best 1"Ghajini" "Takla Ke Badla"
    • 9 years ago



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