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  • प्रेमी-प्रेमिका ने ये तय किया की अब बात मोबाइल से न कर के कबूतर से करेंगे. एक दिन प्रेमी ने बिना खत के कबूतर उड़ा दिया. प्रेमी:ये क्या है? प्रेमीका:मिस कॉल था
    • 10 years ago



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  • “ Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangneki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. ”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa- bete tumhe kaisi wife chahiye.....? .. ..beta- bilkul chand jaisi, jo raat me aaye aur din me chale jaae....! .. .. .. ..papa- bete use CHAND na hi, RAND kahate hai......:-*:-P:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl:Dadi ma Aap K zamane me 10-10 bachche Q hote the? Dadi:Beti hamare time bijli Nhi thi, To Raat ko kon aya or kon gaya, Malum nahi padta tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek buddha apne bete ke sath hospital gaya doctor ne kaha niche wali do goliyan nikalni padhenyi buddha bola nikal do beta bola papa je aap kya kar rahe ho. Buddha beta Jab pistol hi kam nahi karti to goliyan kis kam ki
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der Se.. Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. doctor ne marez se kaha.main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha. doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki dawai dun ga.jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1) Pehli Baat: Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna “PAN Card” Aur “Aadhar Card” mein dikhta hai, Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna “facebook” aur “whatsapp” pe dikhta hai. 2) Dusri Baat: Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna uski “Biwi” usko samajhti hai, Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, Jitna uski “Maa” usko samjhti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: “Mein Tumhari Jaan Nikaal Dungi” Ishe English Mein Batao......... Haryanvi Student: Tohn English Nye Chhor Manney Hath Tho Laa K Dekh..
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडका अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड की याद में उदास बैठे पानी मे पत्थर मार रहा था..... एक मेढक निकल कर बोला पानी मे आ तेरी उदासी उतारू साले अपनी वाली के चक्कर मे मेरी वाली का सिर फोड दिया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • -Ek Sarkari Dafttar K Board Pe Likha Hua Tha, KRIPAYA SHOR NA KAREIN". Kisi Ne Uske Niche Likh Diya "VARNA HUM JAAG JAYENGE". Govt. Office Zindabaad".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grahak(Doodh Wale Se)-Tumhari Gaaye Kitna Doodh Deti Hai Doodh Wala-5Kilo Grahak-Is Me Se Kitna Bech Lete Ho Doodh Wala-Yahi Koi 12 Kilo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife husband se : kiya hua itni dheemi avaj me kiyu bat ker rahe ho phone per? Husband : bahen se bat ker raha hu iss liye! Wife: bahen se bat ker rahe ho to dheemi avaj me kiyu? . . . . . . . . . . . Husband : pagli meri bahen se nhi teri bahen se ker raha hu....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar Bola Insaan Se Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se, Jang Chhid Jayegi, Dushmani Badh Jayegi, Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H, Par Humari Ragon Me Bi To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Kuch Sapne Adhure Reh Jaate Hai, Tab Dil Ke Dard Aanso Ban Ke Beh Jaate Hain, Jo Kehta Hai Hum Sirf Aap Ke Hain, Pata Nhi Kaise Alvida Keh Jaate Hain..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. Student : Mujhe..???!!! Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai.. .Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student : 20 Sir : Kaise..? Student : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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