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  • Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai.. . . Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai To . Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ................................... . . Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To Aise Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi. . . . Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ka rista do anjano ko jod deta hai. Har kadm par zindagi ko naya mod deta hai. Wo sath deta hai tab. Jab apna saya bhi sath choddeta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte
    • 10 years ago



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  • SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do".. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl - Agar Main Bike Ke Niche A Jaun To 2 Din Ke Liye College Ana Band. Agar Car Ke Niche A Jaun To 2 Hafte Ke Liye College Ana Band. Agar Bus Ke Niche A Jaun To 1 Mahine Ke Liye College Ana Band. Boy - Agar Tum Mere Niche Aa Jao To 9 Mahine Ke Liye College Ana Band.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Punjabi Boy 1 Larki Ko ProposeKarta Hai… Boy: I Love U.. Girl Replied:Thapar Marungi… Then Boy Replies Aggay Se Mukka Bhi Khao Gee Phir.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaaj to Maa ne V saaf bol diya.... . . . Beta WIFE aisi lana... Jo facebook na use karti hon, . . . Ghar mein aur kuch kaam bhi hote hain.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachr- "main teri jaan nikal dungi" iski english kya hogi..?? . . . . Santa- English ki aisi tesi, Tu saali haath laga k to dikha.. !! Jiyo santa
    • 10 years ago



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  • बड़े-बुज़ुर्ग कहते थे कि जले पर टूथपेस्ट लगा लो, कम्बख्तों ने टूथपेस्ट में भी नमक डाल दिया।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar....
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING" . . . SIR- mai ja raha hu. . . . BOY- sir bataiye na . . . SIR- Mai ja raha hu . . . . BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega Answr bata k ja. :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..??? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jindagi badalti hai . . Classroom se Office . . Books se Files . . Jeans se Formal . . Pocket money se Salary . . Girlfriend se Wife . . Lekin . Saale dost kbhi nai badlte . . Kamine k Kamine rehte hai.. Hit like for ur such kamine Friends..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: 2 Gay Ladke Ek Khubsurat Larki Ko Dekh Kar Kya Bole??? . . . . : Yaar Agar Ladki Aisi Hai To Uska Bhai Kaisa Hoga ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • --£-- (( o o )) ( ! ) ("~") . . . . . . bandar ki tara kya dek rahe ho. SMS hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. Its full of love thats good and true, So please keep it always close to u......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Muje apk honto pr ? Bs 1 bar ? PLZ Bs 1 bar ? Bohat dil chah raha he ? Bs 1 bar ? ? ? ? ? 1 Piyari c hansi dekhni he.:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha.... Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... Murgi:- Really?? Murga:- Yes.. Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun... . . .Bataun... . . . Chal anda de...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "PITAJI,KOI AAYA HAI" . "KAUN ?" . "KOI MOONCHHWALA HAI" . "KEH DO... . . . NHI CHAHIYE ! !" :-)
    • 10 years ago



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