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Meri Galtiyo Ko Wo Maaf Kar Deti Hai.. . . . . . Bahut Gusse Me Hoti Hai ToBhi Pyar Deti Hai. . . . Hotho Pe Uske Hmesha DuaHoti Hai. . . . . . Aisi Sirf Aur Sirf “Maa” Hoti Hai..♥

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Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai…

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Aankho Me Noor Hai, Chehre Pe Suroor Hai, Koi Maange Mera Number To De Dena. . Qki . Meri Shaadi Abhi Bahut DoooooR Hai.

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Agar Kisi Ko Facebook Par Setting Karni Hai To... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Facebook Profile Ke Right Corner Par Setting Ka Option Ha Wahan Se Kar Le. yaha kya dhoondh rahe ho.

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Perfect message: Agr life mein kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye..! ¤ ¤ ¤ To 2 mins. apni aankhen band karke..!! ¤ ¤ ¤ Socho ke... ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ ¤ Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye..!!!.. :D

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एक शादीशुदा आदमी का अपनी सेक्रेटरी के साथ अफेयर था. एक दिन वो लोग डेट पर गए और एक साथ काफी समय बिताया जिसमें रात के 8 बज गए. घर वापस जाते समय आदमी ने अपने जूते और कपड़े धूल और घास में रगड़ दिए. घर पहुंचने पर पत्नी ने पूछा ‘इतनी देर क्यों हो गई, कहां थे आप?’ आदमी: मैं तुमसे झूठ नहीं बोल सकता हूं. मेरा एक अफेयर है और मैं अभी एक डेट से ही वापस आ रहा हूं. पत्नी ने उसकी तरफ देखा और चिल्लाई: झूठे, क्रिकेट खेल के आ रहे हो ना.

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Bivi-Kabi to pass mara aao kabi to najra mujsa melao pati-ara tu kya apple ha jo tara pas aya bivi-ni ma apple ni madhumakhi hu:-D

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Hum khud pe gharur nahi kerte, Kisi ko dosti krne pe majbor nahin kerte, Magar jise ek bar dil mein basa lein, Use marte dum tak dil se door nahin kerte....... ₪$.$₪ love

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Wife:Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi! Husband:Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker Ke, Khush Karne Ki Koshish Mat kar

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Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara Banta-ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously Santa-seriously Banta-fir Thik Hai,muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi ...

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“ 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”

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True lines..!! . . . Ladkiya hmesha us se pyaar karti hain, jo unhe chhor deta hai, . . . . . Aur use chhor deti hai, jo unse pyaar karta hai.

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IN SINGING STUDENT LIFE------ School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay jag soona lage. SKT

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Best Message From Forest Deparment- . . . . . . . . 'Pedo Se B Utna Pyar Karo, Jitna Pedo K Piche Karte H

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Do pahadon k bich me kuan he gehera kua b he bada andhera andhera, andar jata hei roj roj ek bada sa sap jise dekh k kehete hen itna badahe re bap, sap ja ker andar chod deta hei zeher daro mat isse ye mila jata hei ku ch mohino baad pahad se jharna behena suru hota hei aur kua mese amrit sa insaan aata hei . B4i

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GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse? BOY- Shahjahan jaisa. GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

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Bharti Mehangai:- Aajse 25sal Baad:- Chawal-2rs/Daane. Genhu-1rs/Daane. Oil-6rs/Boond. "Koi 3 Item Lene Par Desi Ghee Free Mea Sunghaya Jayaga

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Shaadi me photografer banne ka kuch aur hi maza hai Ladkiya kahti hai -Meri lo na. -Meri akeli ki lo Ye meri frnd hai, Hum dono ki sath me lo -Khade khade lo (PHOTO)

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Boy to grl"i luv u" girl"tameez se baat kijiye." boy-"bismillah-e-rahim noor-e-jannat, mohtarama-e-khas, kya aap hmare bachho ki ammi banogi.??

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1970:Dulha dahej mein Radio mangta tha. 1980:Me TV. 1990:Bike. 2000:Car. 2013: . . . . Bas bina boyfriend wali Dulhan de do.

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