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1 bachcha maths teacher ko phone lagata hai. Teacher`s Wife : Wo 2 din pahle mar gaye. next day bachcha fir call karta hai. wife : maine kaha na wo mar gaye. bachcha agale din fir call karta hai. wife : kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h, bar-bar call kyu kar rahe ho. child : sun ke achcha lagata hai.

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Every girls is Smart, intelligent, Sweet Talented Excellent Romantic S**y. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.

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Awosome Birbal.. .. ..Akbar- hamare ammi abba humse intni mohabat karte the, ki hame sulane k liye sari-2 raat jaga karte the, aur hum phir bhi na sote the....! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ....BIRBAL- tabhi to aap iklote rah gaye huzoor.......:-P:-D:-*.

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Sir - samundar me nibu ka ped ho to nibu kaise todenge student- chidiya banke .... Sir - aadmi ko chidiya tera bap banayega ..... Student- samundar me ped teri ma lagayegi ................ {kedari lacky}

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Tu chand mange mey chand de dun, Tu raat mange mey raat de dun, Dil mange mein dil de dun, Tu jaan mangey,. . . . . . .bas yaarrrrrrrrrr . . Bheek mangney ki bhi koi limit hoti hai..;p

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GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he... :)

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Jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. gor farmaiye.. jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. wah wah. saap or bhi kamina tha wo salla earphone lgaye betha tha..

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I realized it today I will love you forever Even if you love me never I love you I really know, Because it’s so hard to let go…(GMS)

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Ladkiyo ki 1 Smile Ladko ko Confuse kardeti He Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k "HAS K DEKH RAHI THI" Ya "DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI..!!!

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Interviewer- What is d diffrnce btwn Land Line & Mobile? KiLLer answer by Santa:- Land Line ka Number hum ungli se Dial Karte hai Aur mobile ka Anguthe se.

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Rosy Aunty:" Beta Mummy Ghar Pe Hai kya ??:O . . . . . . Bachha Pappu Sprite Pite Huye:" Apko Papa ke sath romance karna hai.. ?? Aa jao Papa Ghar Pe Hai... :p :O :D Aunty shocksss boys rocks..:p

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Dil ka dard dil tordne wala kya jane , pyar ke riwazo ko zamana kya jane, hoti hai kitni takhalif ladkhi patane me , ye ghar baitha ladki ka papa kya jane...........:-P

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Sardar Was Arrested 4 A Road Accident Judge : How Did Accident Occur Sardar :I Donot Know Sir I Was Sleeping.

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If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD".

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Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta...? . . . . . Awesome answer by Pappu, . . . . . . Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet... PA1

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1 Ldka Or Uski GF Garden Me Baithe The… GF:Jaanu, Koi Aisi Baat Kro Ki Dil Ki Dhadkan Tej Ho Jaye. BF:Bhag Tera Baap Aaya – Bhag Tera Baap Aaya.

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A boy started using Facebook since 10th May 2008 and has 263 friends..!! .. .. .. .. .. .. .. His little sister started using FB since 19 Nov 2011 and has 1,517 friends :P This is the difference between a boy and a girl..!! :D

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Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai, Tumhara paigam aye na aye, Par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai…

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Pyar me koi dill tod deta he dosti me koi bharosa tod deta he jindgi jina to koi gulab se shikhe jo khud tutkar do dillo ko jod deta he(prince of heart)

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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal paint lagaye to ghar rangeen dikhta he. Are pagal 100/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo, sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!

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