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1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!

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Ap sochte honge hm phone pe bat nhi krte, or sms zyda krte h Q? qki HUM CENTER FRESH khte h CENTER FRESH Jubn pr lagm lagti h Hath pe nhi

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Wife on call:"hey baby, what r you doing.....?? . Husband:"office - me bahut kaam hai bus nipta ke aata hu...and u sweet heart....?? . . . . . wife:"mai club me tere piche khadihu...

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RESULT AA GAYA . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye 3 Words, Hanstay Khailtay Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya Ujarr Saktay Hain..:p :O :D Students Hit Like..:p

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1 Hand on pen other on phone 1 Ear on Lecture Other on Gossip 1 Eye on Board Other on Lover Kaun Bolta hai Student Life is Easy ? Actually studentsa are very busy

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Lady to riksha- bhaiya andar tak jayega kya riksha-ha ha kyu nhi aap hi ke liye to khada kiya h. lady- ok to piche se ghuma ke le lo

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Paapu: Agr Main Is Saal Bhi Fail Ho Gya To Main Aatmthya Kar Lunga, Santa: Khbrdar! Aisa Kiya To, Main Tujhe Jaan Se Mar Dunga...!

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Girl- Where is my birthday gift? Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho? Girl - (khusi se)- wow! Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.

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एक तरफ तो इतने IIT खोल दिए दूसरी तरफ सिगरेट महंगे कर दिए .... घोर कलयुग आ गया है , अब क्या इंजीनियर बादाम खा कर पढाई करेंगे?

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Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,, har baat par muskuraana seekh liya,, Bas ye do line bolkar,, sunder ladkiyon ko patana seekh liya,, ;o)

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Oh att da shikari aa jihnu Aaj phir tere yaad aye aa oh Hitler in Love aa baby tere chadti jawani vekh k Touchwood Touchwood karda va Jaan to bina Mirza phr kehda marda va Babbu Maan jive att aa ohde kehda katt aa babbu maan de fan Like maro my fb page Ankit seedpur

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CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!:)

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Air and students have the same mentality. HOW..? . . . . . . . . . . Both turn the book pages without reading..!!

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Ladke sab se jyada confuse kb hote hai? . . . ... . . . . . . . . . Jab ladkiya puchti hai ki mai kesi lag rahi hu ;

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Do lafjo ki he dilki kahani. tuhara budhapa meri jawani.

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Log Pata Nhi Kaise... PrOpose kr Dete Hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai...:-D :-P

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Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy. Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtm hogya hai:;-)

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Bohut ho chuki mohabbat mein meri ruswai, ya Khuda main wafa kar ke bhi bewafa kehlaya, Dard kitne hain bata nahi sakta, Zakhm kitne hain dikha nahi sakta, Aankhon se samajh sako to samajh lo, Aansoo gire hain kitne ginwa nahi sakta.

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Tchr-Beta Tumhari Umr Kya Hai? . . . Bachcha-Ji, Ghar Me 14, School Me 12, Train me 7, . . Aur . . . FACEBOOK Pe 18 saal....

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जाड़े की धूप, टमाटर का सूप,
मूंगफली के दाने, छुट्टी के बहाने,
तबीयत नरम, पकौड़े गरम,
ठंडी हवा, मुँह से धुँआ,
फटे हुए गाल, सर्दी से बेहाल,
तन पर पड़े, ऊनी कपड़े,
दुबले भी लगते, मोटे तगड़े,
किटकिटाते दांत, ठिठुरते ये हाथ,
जलता अलाव, हाथों का सिकाव,
गुदगुदा बिछौना, रजाई में सोना,
सुबह का होना, सपनो में खोना,
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स्वागत है सर्दियों का आना….!!!
आपको सर्दी की शुभकामनांए…!!!

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