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  • Ek Shaadi mein ek Sardar cycle ki break haath mein lekar naach raha tha... Ek ne pucha-Ye kya kar rahe ho Sardar Ji ? SARDAR- Oye! Break dance:-)
  • 8 years ago



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  • Doctor To Injured Patient Jab Car Ek Lady Chala Rahi Thi To Tumhe Road Se Duur Chalna Chayi Tha. . . Patient: Abey Kon Sa Road? Me To Park Me Leta Huaa Tha.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ekk Ladki Ko Ladke Wale Dekh Kar Jaten Hai, then Ladki Ki Maa Ladki Se Puchti Hai. . . Maa: “ Beti, Ladka Pasand Aya..........?” Beti:“ Ladka To Theek Hai, Par Thoda Chota Hai. ” . . . . Maa:“Beti , TV 14 Inch Ka Ho Ya 29 Inch Ka, Remote To 7 Inch Ka Hi Hota Hai. jo smjh gya thoko like
  • 8 years ago



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  • BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kinna karda C pyar taiNu tu puchya Naa iK vaaR vi . . BharO attitude Dikhande rHe Andro kardi pyar C . Assi ve naa keH sake Bin tere ve naa reh sake . Seedpur vich ee Bethya Ankit Tere Jawab laiye Haan kardi nhi te bhut kuttu 4 saal kharab karte tu join me on fb search ankit seedpur
  • 8 years ago



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  • chandni raat thi. main chht pr leta tha. or bo mere paas thi. sarmili,chhbili,nayi nabeli. mene usse pakda. ek ek kar ke uski saari parto ko khola. main khada tha. wo natmastk thi. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yaaro bh koi or nahi meri pustak thi. . salo.hamesha galat mt socha karo.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pappu ka exam chal raha tha . mam bahut sakhat thi nakal marne ka koi mouka nahi de rahi thi.. . . Pappu ne ek parchi mam ko di to mam pura exam kursi par baithi rahi.. . . Sabne khub nakal mari . . bachone pucha:" tune aisa kya likha tha parchi me . . . pappu ne likha tha:" aapki salwar piche se fati hai. K.k
  • 8 years ago



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  • CLASSIC INSULT...: .. Girl:Main Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlor se ai hun (: . . . Boy : ..Araaaaaa aaaay !! Ajj Bhi Band Tha Kia.??
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib animal ke bare me padhenge.. *Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend" *Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. *Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA. *Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. *Is animal ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Aaj khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai, Wah wah. Aaj Khane me Roti, Sabji Aur Daal hai. ACP - Oh My God Daya, Is Khooni Ki Biwi To MAAL hai...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Chaha na mujhe bas tum dekhti rhi. Meri zindgi se bas tum khelti rhi. Na utri kAbi tum meri zindgi ki jheel me.. Bas kinare pe baithe tum patthar fekti rhi.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Kamini Ladkiya Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge.. . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan.. apni behen ke saath hi chala jaa...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dhirubhai from heaven: "Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance". Mukesh:"Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:"
  • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher: bachcho tum sabsa jyada kisse nafrat karte ho? KG Boy: Rajaram Mohan Roy Teacher: Oh GOD! Unhi se kyo? KG Boy: unhone BAL VIVAH khatm karwaya tha.
  • 8 years ago



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  • HINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN #FIRST_MEET Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai.. agree?.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Police:Hume aapke ghar ki talashi leni hogi, sunne me aaya hai ki apke ghar me bomb hai Santa: Khabar to pakki he par abhi wo maike gai hui hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • एक पहलवान, जो 6 feet लम्बा और strong था, bus में जा रहा था . . . Conductor - भाईसाहब Ticket पहलवान - हम Ticket नहीं लिया करते Conductor घबरा गया, पर कुछ कर न सका, पर वो ये बात दिल पे ले गया और Gym join कर लिया . . . Daily वो पहलवान से पूछता और पहलवान बोलता हम ticket नहीं लेते ऐसे 6 months निकल गये . . . अब conductor भी पहलवान की तरह तगड़ा हो गया . . . अगले दिन conductor - भाई ticket लेले पहलवान - हम ticket नही लेते Conductor - छाती दिखाते हुए "क्यूँ नही लेता बे ?" पहलवान - पास बनवा रखा है, इसलिए नही लेता
  • 8 years ago



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  • दो महिलाएं कुछ समय बाद मिलीं तो एक ने पूछा - बहन, आपने अपने बेटे का अंगुली चूसना कैसे छुडा़या? दूसरी महिला बोली - कुछ खास नहीं, मैंने उसकी नेकर ढीली सिल दी हैं !!
  • 8 years ago



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