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  • Wife:ager main gum ho jaoun to tum kaya karo gey? Husbend:akhbar main ishtiyar doun ga wife:kaya likhwao gey? Husbend:jino labi odi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai:))
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola: I love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo.. Girl: Mai Abhi Ja Ke Sir Ko Bolti Hu.. Santa: Pagli Sir Ko Mat Bol, Unki Shaadi Ho Gai hai.. >>Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rich man: Aj mere pas 14 car, 18 bike, 4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai, TUMHARE pas kya hai? POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai, Jiska Girlfrnd teri beti Hai;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kehte Hai Agar Dil Se Akhein Band Karo To Life Mai Jisko Pyaar Karte Ho, Uski Tasveer Dikhti Hai. . . . . . . To Maine Bhi Try Kiya. Saala Slide Show Start Ho Gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khud Ko Kar Kanjus Etna Ki Har sMs Bhejne Se PehLe Service Center WaLa CaLL Kar Ke Khud Puchhe, Bhai Pakka Bhejna Hai Na Ya Sending FaiL Kar De.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bill Gates Said- I m Not Topper, But Today All University Toppers r My Employees . . . ..Bas Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Krne Se Rok Deti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hasti thi ,hansati thi, balo ko lahrati thi, kuchh sochkr muskurati thi, dekhkr sharmati thi. Aaj pta chla sali pagal thi or hme bhi pagal bnati thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boyfriend While Kissing His Girlfriend.. Boy- Thinks U Baby.. 4 Give Me Ur Chewing Gum.. Girl- This Is Not Chewing Gum My Love, I’m Suffering From Cough!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti. . . . Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun . . . . . Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kute Kamine Ullu K Patthe Nalaik Bewaqoof Bandar Bhalu Gadhe Badmash Lofar Lafange or Dhokebaz Ye sAb Log MiL Kr B HumAri DosTi Nhi Tor Sakte :-> Sagarr Se7en575
    • 9 years ago



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  • अमीर आदमी- मेरे पास गाड़ी है, बंगला है, नौकर है, फार्महाउस है तेरे पास क्या है? गरीब आदमी – मेरे पास एक बेटा है जिसकी गर्ल-फ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai? Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai Teacher: Kya matlab? Golu: Ji wo CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • ड्राइवर- मैंने कार की हेडलाइट ऑन करके बताया था कि पहले मुझे निकलने दो। संता- हमने भी तो वाइपर चला कर बताया था कि ना काके ना..
    • 9 years ago



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  • हनी सिहं: जाटो के लड़कों को मेरे गाने पसंद है। पत्रकार: काके, ये जाट है, दारू पिने के बाद खबरो पर भी नाच लेते है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mother To Son: Tipu Sultan Kaun Hai..? Son: Pata Nahi.. Mother: Padhai Pe Dhyan Do.. Son To Mother: Chinky Aunty Kaun Hai..? Mother: Nahi Pata.. Son: Papa Pe Dhyan Do..!
    • 9 years ago



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