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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill … . . . Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill . . . Aur . . . Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To . . "Daru Ka Bill" . . . Moral: Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bil grin.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uske Chhor Jaane Ke Baad Main Marne Hi WaaLa Tha.. Ki Achanak Yaad Aaya Uski Friend Ne Bhi Apna Number Diya Tha, "Jaan Me Jaan Aa Gyi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Nishanebaaj Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Karne Ka Aadi Tha, Jab Uske Shadi Ki Baat Chali To Wo Dosto Se Bola, Kyu Na Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Kiye Jaye. Kisi Ameer Ki Iklauti Ladki Se Shadi Ki Jaye. Taaki Aaurat Ke Sath-Sath Jamin-Jayedaad Bhi Mile. Shadi Ek Baad Dosto Ne Pucha : Kaho, Yaar Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Hue Ya Nahi.? Nishane Baaj : Iss Baar To 2 Shikar Ho Gaye. Dulhan Sunder H, Dhani Baap Ki Eklauti Beti H Aur Garbwati Bhi H .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur chaukanna ho, jarurat parne par jisse hum daat bhi saake… Yadi tumhare andar yeh saare guun shamil hai to tumhe yeh naukri mil sakti hai. Umeedwaar : Saheb yeh saare gun meri biwi mein hai,usse bulau?
    • 10 years ago



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  • जब टेस्ट मैच में ट्वेंटी ट्वेंटी का मजा आने लगे तो समझ जाओ वीरेंद्र सहवाग खेल रहैं है... और जब वन डे में भी टेस्ट जैसे खेल हो रहा हो तो समझ जाओ टीम में सहवाग नहीं है... Miss U Veeru.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bhakat Subah Mandir Gaya Bhagwan Ke Darshan Karne, Aur Cycle Wahi Bhul Aaya. Yaad Aane Par Dodta Hua Gaya, Uski Cycle Wahi Salamat Thi. Iss Par Kush Hokar Weh Dobara Bhagwan Ke Samne Hath Jodne Gaya. Lekin Jab Wapas Aaya To Cycle Gayab Thi. Jai Ho Ghante Wale Bhagwan Ki Mil Gaya Baba Ji Ka Thulu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha. Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye baitha tha..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ki medical report galti se exchange ho gayi..... . Dr. - You are Pregnant!!!!! . . . . . . . . Ladki - OMG!!!! Ab toh Carrot aur Banana par bhi Bharosa nahi Raha! jo samjh gya , thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Rahon K Yar Ho Tum, Mohbat Ki Fizaa K Baahar Ho Tum, Meri Dubti Naav ki Patvar Ho Tum, Bus Itna Bata 2, Kish Pagl Ke Khane Se Farar Ho Tum..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kesy Mumkin Tha Ksi or Dawa Se elaaj..? ” ” Ishq Ka DARD Tha “AMMI” ki chappal se he aaraam aaya. <(",) ((> Oee Ammi Araam se. Aashiq hun.. < /
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kia Hai: Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Wah Wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Bhai Wah Wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Zara si tawajja plz Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Kya irshaad farmaya hai, Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi Pathar Se Na Maro Diwane Ko, Nuclear Power Ka Zamana Hai, Bomb Se Uda Do Sale Ko.. Bas 1 Last Taj Mehel Kya Cheez Hai, Is Se Achi Imarat Banaunga, Mumtaz To Mar K Dafan Hui Thi Tujhe To Mai Zinda Dafnaunga... Bas Iske Bad Khatam!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi? “Old Song” DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi “REmix SOng” DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक गरीब परिवार के लड़का अपनी माँ को अपने रात वाले सपने के बारे में बताता है लड़का: माँ , कल मेने सपना देखा की मेरा एक पैर जमीं पे और दूसरा आसमान पे था माँ: गलत बात बेटा , ऐसे उलटे- सीधे सपने मत देखा कर तेरे पास एक ही चड्डी हेै वरना वो भी फट जाएगी.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ensaan ne no entry me gadi chalai. Police ne use pakada aur poocha etna bada bord dikhta nahi jisme no entry likha hua hai. Tab us ensaan ne kaha. Achcha ye uska bord hai mujhe to laga no entry film ka bord hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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