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  • पडोसी के घर से प्याज भुनने की खुश्बू आ रही है... . . . . . . . . . . क्या इनकम टैक्स वालों को इन्फॉर्म किया जाये...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Medical science proved ki Kapre tight pehnney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hai. But Larkiyon ke kapre jitne tight ho, Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hai!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hain Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hain Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hain
    • 9 years ago



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  • गिरा दे जितना पानी है तेरे पास ऐ बादल, ये प्यास किसी की लेने से बुझेगी तेरे बरसने से नहीं..!! ? ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • DiL Chahta Hai Ki Is Dunia Me Jo Sabse Khubsurat Hai, - - - Use Jaan Se Maar Du, - - - Par Kya Karu.? ? ? ? Khud-Khushi Karna Paap Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya aap Close Up karte hain? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hain? Kya aap Penalty Bharte hain? “MOBILE” k bill se darte hain? To aap SMS kyun nahi karte hain? K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Angrej"Ko Machhar Kaat Raha Tha; Usne"Light Band kar di; Tabhi"Room Me Jugnu Aya; Angrej-Oh No ? India"Ka Machhar Sala Torch Lekar Dhond Raha h;
    • 9 years ago



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  • DOCTOR- APNAR JOMOJ BACHHA HOYECE. ROGI- HOBEI TO JONMER AGE ASHQU 2, PAGLU 2, CHALLANGE 2, DABANG 2 FILM DEKHECHI. DOCTOR- VAGGIS APNI KHOKA 420 DEKHEN NI.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? . Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun.. . Wife :- Haan yaad hai... . Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga.. . Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe achche se yaad hai.. . . Husband:- Main uski baju wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga..... :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Dedo Kisi Ek Ko, Woh Bhi Kisi Nek Ko. Yeh Koi Mandir Ka Parsad Nahi, Jo Baant They Rahe Her Ek Ko. Dil Denge Kissi Ik Ko Woh Bhee Kissi Nek Ko… Jab Tak Girl Freind Nahi Pat Jaati, Propose Kerenge Her Ek Ko. Khan.
    • 9 years ago



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  • kalluu‬ को एक साईड "Dove" लगाया गया और दूसरी साईड मम्मी ने "थप्पड़" लगा दिया!!! यकीन मानिए "थप्पड़" वाली साईड ज्यादा "चमक" रही थी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा, गैरों में कहाँ दम था. मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी, जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.
    • 9 years ago



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  • New style of proposing Boy: can I take a photo. Girl: why? Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their mom looked in Her younger age.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Modern Love..!! . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
    • 9 years ago



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