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Physical Ka Teacher: Kudrat Shair Ki Kamiyo Ko Kaise Pura Karti H. Agar Ek Aankh Jati H To Dusri Aankh Se Jyada Dikhayi Dene Lagta H. Aur Ek Kaan Se Sunayi Dena Band Kar De To Dusre Se Sunayi Jyada Deta H. Iss Par Techer Ne Bacho Se Udharan Manga. To Ek Ladka Khada Ho Kar Bola: Jaise Ki Taang Choti Ho Jaye To To Dusri Lambi Ho Jati H.

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Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Wah Wah! Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja. =)) :-D

10 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Ne Khatarnak Sher Kharida. Usse Sher Kharidne Ki Wajah Puchi Gayi To Wo Udas Sawar Mein Bola- Pichle Hafte Meri Biwi Marr Gayi H. Uske Bina Ghar Mein Sab Suna-Suna Lagta H.

10 years ago

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Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?

10 years ago

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Funy poetery o mino waikhi jandi si main unou waikhi janda si wah wah o mino waikhi jandi si main ounno waikhi janda si QK Na ono papar aanda si na minou papar aanda si Taaliyan

10 years ago

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:point_right:जो लडकियाँ :princess:मुझे 14 फरवरी:watch:
को Purpose:information_desk_person: मारने वाली हे,
वो मुझे :point_up_2:आज ही मार दे :thumbsup:
मैं :grinning:नही चाहता मेरी:grinning: वजह से :point_right:
किसी:princess: को Wait :watch:करना पडे.

9 years ago

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Funy poetery bus nazron sey daikh liya hota ager tamana thi daraney ki hum to youn hi mar jatey kaya zarouret thi muskuraney ki

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College ki galiyon main ajeeb khel hota hai... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai... Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai

10 years ago

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Wife: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai ? Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoong

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Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi? “Old Song” DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi “REmix SOng” DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin

10 years ago

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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hainHushain2

10 years ago

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Classic Insult: Once A Boy Uploaded A Photo Holding A Dog On Facebook.. Girl Commented: "Which One Is U?" Boy Replied: "The One Holding You..:d Moral: Girlzz Dumb Hi Rehengi :D

10 years ago

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RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali hai Un ki YAD me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia......

10 years ago

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Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-P

10 years ago

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Wife:ager main gum ho jaoun to tum kaya karo gey? Husbend:akhbar main ishtiyar doun ga wife:kaya likhwao gey? Husbend:jino labi odi

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Ek time tha Jab log apne gharo ke saamne Likhte the… SWAGATAM Fir likhne lage… WELCOME Aur ab likhte hai.. KUTTO SE SAAVDHAN KYA ZAMANA AA GAYA

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Ek Baat DiL Se Batana Is Kalyug Me Aakar Tum Jaise Paapiyo Ne Aisa Koun Sa Achha Kaam Kiya Jo Tumhe Mujh Jaisa Masum Aur Pyara Dost MiLa.?

10 years ago

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Ladki-ab ke baras sawan me. Aanch lagegy ki tan me. . . . Ladka-mere naina saavan bhado. Phir v mera man pyasa. Ladki-rajesh khanna rahoge to aisa hi hoga. Imran hashmi bano. @take care.

10 years ago

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Funy poetery hazaron bachiyan aisi her bachi per dum nikley Laikin jis bachi pey dum nikley uski behn us sey b bum nikley

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