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  • Tumhare Paas 5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hain Mujhe SMS Na Karne Ki 1. Time Nahi 2. Free SMS Nahi 3. Balance Nahi 4. Network Nahi 5. Ya Phir Soye Sher Ko Jagane Ki Himmat Nahi. Chuhe!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ay Sard Sard Raat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye, Karni Hy Dil Ki Baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Uljhi Hui Firaq Ki Raaton K Darmeyan, Tanha Hy Meri Zat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Bachpan Ki Zid Nahi Jawani Ki Bat Hy, Ay Merey lovly Maan baap Mujhe “Bivi”Chahiye. Chehry Sy Berukhi Ka Naqab Utar Do, Ab Maan Jao Bat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahiye. Dekhi Hy Main Ne Dulhan Mujhe braat Chahiye kr di he akhri baat Mujhe “Bivi” Chahye..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • तुलसीदास बहुत ज्ञानी थे, वे *आधार कार्ड* के बारे में पहले ही बता गए थे……..
    “कलियुग केवल नाम *अधारा।*
    सुमिर सुमिर नर उतरहिं पारा।
    अर्थात,
    कलियुग में *आधार कार्ड* से ही आपकी पहचान होगी। और समुंद्र से पार जाने के लिए पासपोर्ट भी तभी बनेगा जब आपके पास *आधार कार्ड* होगा।:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • arz hai.. Uski Ek aankh Itni Khubsoorat Thi. Uski Ek aankh Itni Khubsoorat Thi Ki Uski Doosri aankh Bhi Usi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi.. Waris ali ansasi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher-Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi? Sardar-because It Takes Care Of 1 L*nd & 2 Goti. So It Called "Langoti"..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Have a refresher. Dudhwala continuously ringing door-bell. Lady from inside: Bhaiya kitna dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha to Paperwala hai Jo chup chap neeche se daal deta haai;;)
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS