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Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye, Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur , Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge, Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?

9 years ago

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अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज कर ली है... नन्दन :- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर आना है... :P :D :)

9 years ago

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Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy-papa. Mummy-papa. Nahi-Wife. Nahi-Girlfriend Bilkul Bhi Nahi Sirf Aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni CHAPPAL.

9 years ago

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Tcher:Shadi Kya Hai? Stdent:Kunwaro k Liye "Alpenlibe" Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye: Aur Shadisuda k Liye "Cloromint" Dubara Mat Puchna.

9 years ago

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Teri khamoshi aurudasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,.... Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne batayake aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai

9 years ago

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Master Jee Bole Bachho Se Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo.. Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe.. Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!

9 years ago

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Husband- hypnotis karna kya hota hai. Wife- Kisi ko apne control me kar k apni marzi k kaam karwana. Husband- Chal joothi use to SHADI kehte hai..

9 years ago

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Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko kaha tute hui dil 6e pyar krogi k dil tutne tak pyar krogi ladki boli tute hui chapal 6e mar khaoge ki chapal tutne tak mar khaoge

9 years ago

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Height of Insult :D Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte hai.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake :p :O :D

9 years ago

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People Who Set Questions For CAT Paper Will Have To Pass RAT Paper From This Year Onwards.. . RAT PAPER: (RAJANIKANT APTITUDE TEST)

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What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".

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Ek Ladki Dua Mang Rahi Thi, Uski Maa Ne Pucha= Tum Ne Dua Me Kya Manga.? Ladki: Wahi Manga Jo Har Ladki Ki Khuwaish Hai. Maa: Kya.? Ladki: Khuman

9 years ago

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Arz kiya hai!!! . . Seema ki koi seema nhi hai wah wah ! Arz kiya hai Seema ki koi seema nhi hai boys this is advice from me girls se bacch ke rahna bcoz hamara koi bima nhi hai .....

9 years ago

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Beta : Papa ek baat bolun Papa : Bol ? Beta: FACEBOOK pr mere 15 fake id hai.. Papa :Hamramkhor tou muhje q bta ra hai ?? Beta :Aap jis Riya ko 10 din se Chai pe bula rhe ho vo me hi hu

9 years ago

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When Sunny Leone came to Comedy Nights with Kapil. A guy from the Audience says: Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: Guru, Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota, Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, Har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!

9 years ago

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बेटा : पापा आप शराब मत पिया करो पापा : पीने दे बेटा, साथ और क्या ले कर जाना है बेटा : इसी तरह पीते रहे तो छोड़कर भी क्या जाओगे ।

9 years ago

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Ak ladke ne ak ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to us ladki ne us ladke ko thappad mar diya tb ladke ne kha aapne thappad kyo mara me to BJP ka prachar kr rha tha to ladki ne jabab diya aap naraj kyo ho rhe h me v to COGRESS ka prachar kr rhi hu

9 years ago

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Jab Sacchi Lagan Ho, Josh Ho, Junun Ho, Himat Ho, Kartavya Palan Jazba Ho, Dhiraj Ho, Kadi Mehnat Ho, To Aap Bhi, Ji Ha Aap Bhi, BHAINS Paal Sakte Ho.

9 years ago

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Facebook और # WhatsApp में गर्ल का स्टेटस ।
"My Dady Is My Hero",
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जेसे हमारे पापा तो # गब्बर_Singh और # जयकांत_शिकरे Hai.

9 years ago

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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee! Wife: Akeli ayee hogi? Husband: Tum ko kese pata? Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!Hushain2

9 years ago

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