Funny SMS

Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha . . Police: Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai, Shrabi: Majburi Thi Sahab Police: Kya Mazburi Thi Saale . . . Shrabi: Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gya Tha, Isliye Puri Bottle Pini Padi.

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Ek Jahaj Doob Gaya Or 2 Aadmi Ek Jahaj Ke Hisse Ko Lekar, Do Din Use Pakad Ke Tairate Rahe. Unme Se Ek Aadmi Apne Zindagi Se Puri Tarah Nirash Ho Gaya. Or Usne Bhagwan Se Kaha Dekho Bhagwan Ji Mein Bahut Bura Insaan Hu Sharab Bhi Peeta Hu Or Maine Ladki Ko Dokha Bhi Diya Hai. Agar Aaj Tum Mujhe Bacha Loge To Mein Tumhe Vachan Deta Hu Ki. Baat Katthe Hue Dusra Sathi Bola Koi Waada Mat Karna Kinara Dikh Gaya H Mujhe.

8 years ago

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Aansun tera gire to Aankhen meri ho Dil tera dhadke to Dhadkan meri no Bhagwan kare humari Dosti itni Gahre ho ki Naukri tum karo Aur SALARI Meri ho...!!!

8 years ago

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Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl. Boy: I love you. Girl: Stupid I am older than you. Boy: I am mad in your love. Girl: Get lost. Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao!

8 years ago

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लड़किया -बचपन में पापा की परी, शादी के बाद घर की रानी लड़के- पहले माँ -बाप से पीटते थे, शादी के बाद बीवी से

8 years ago

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મકાન માં ન હોય નરીયા,

ચપ્પલ માં ન હોય તરીયા,

ફેરવે આખા ગામ ના ગરીયા,

તોય મારો બેટો કહે આપણે તો મોજ એ દરિયા.
:grinning::grin::joy::smile::smiley:

8 years ago

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Dost Dost Se: Kya Tumhare Pita Ji Bahut Ameer Hai, Jo Tumhe Roj Naye Naye Kapde Dete Hai. Pehan Kar Ghumne Ke Liye. Dost: Nahi Yaar, Darasal Mere Pitaji Dhobi Hai.

8 years ago

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Jo Ladke Facebook Pe, Girl Friend Banane Me, Asafal Ho Jate Hai . . Wo . . . Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai...

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aaj mosan mein ajib se baat hai bekabo se humare khayalat hai ji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti haiki chori karna paap hai

8 years ago

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Ultimate Insult- Teacher To Student: Jo Doosre Ko Apni Baat Na Samjha Sake Wo Gadha Hota Hai? Student: Sir, Kya MatKab Me Samjha Nahi.!

8 years ago

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Chhod Diye Wo Dhande Jin K Anjam The Gande Pure 30 din Nek Kamo Me Bitaunga Ab SAWAN K Bad Hi beer ko hath lagaunga /).) Hat jao / / MANDIR jane do.

8 years ago

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Ladki Golgappe Kha Rahe Thi....30-35 Kha Liye Honge
phir Usne BF Se Poocha Aur 10 Kha Lu?
Boyfriend Ne Ghhlla Ke Bola Le Naagin......kha Le...
ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Ek Chatta Mara Naagin Kisko Bola Be...
Boyfriend-Are Yaar Maarti Kyo Ho Mene Bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha Le

8 years ago

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Hi.. What happened.. My dear friends Why no sms.. No balance.. Ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: |||||||||||||||| scrach with blade

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Ek Nishanebaaj Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Karne Ka Aadi Tha, Jab Uske Shadi Ki Baat Chali To Wo Dosto Se Bola, Kyu Na Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Kiye Jaye. Kisi Ameer Ki Iklauti Ladki Se Shadi Ki Jaye. Taaki Aaurat Ke Sath-Sath Jamin-Jayedaad Bhi Mile. Shadi Ek Baad Dosto Ne Pucha : Kaho, Yaar Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Hue Ya Nahi.? Nishane Baaj : Iss Baar To 2 Shikar Ho Gaye. Dulhan Sunder H, Dhani Baap Ki Eklauti Beti H Aur Garbwati Bhi H .

8 years ago

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Ek baar 2 Mouse Bike Par Ja Rahe The . Sher Ka baccha Mila. Usne kaha Muje B Bike Par Le Chalo. . . Chuho Ne Kuch Socha Fir Bola "Dekh Le ,Baad Me Teri Mummy Bolegi, Tu Gundo Ke Saath Ghumta hai "

8 years ago

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Ek baar Santa dukan ja ke dukandar se kaha:" jara machhis dena... . . . . . . . Dukandar ne lighter utha ke diya.. . . Santa gussey mein dukandar ko ek jor ka thapad lagaya aur bola:' Pagal saaley, lighter se koyi kaan khujata hain..

8 years ago

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Dil ne Socha khat Likhu Mili na Shayri PyarWali Socha Phul Bheju Mili nA Dali Gulab wali Isliye Sms Bheja hai Taki Tute na Dosti Pyar Wali Swee2

8 years ago

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Macchali jal ki rani h, * no no smthing ne * girl frnd dil ki rani h, Paisa uska pani h . Hath lgao chillayegi, Paisa nikalo pat jayegi

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वेलेन्टाईन :couple_with_heart: डे आने वाला हे किसी के पास एक्सट्रा गर्लफ्रेन्ड :couple: हो तो मुझे दे सकते हो.

8 years ago

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डॉक्टर की गलती और वकील की गलती में क्या फर्क होता है?
डॉक्टर की गलती ज़मीन के चार फूट नीचे गाड़ देती हैं
और
वकील की गलती चार फूट ऊपर टांग देती हैं.
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