Teacher: Tum Late Kion Aye Ho? Student: Ammi Abbu Lar Rahy Thay Eslie Teacher:Wo Lar Rahay Thay Tu Tum Kion Late Aye Student: Mera Ek Joota Ammi Ke Pas Tha Owr Ek Abbu Ke Pas :joy::smile::smiley::grinning::blush:
Film Me Kaam Karoge.?
Roll Sirf Itna Hi Hai,
Ki Ek Ladki Aap Ko Ek Kamre Me Le Jaigi
Aur
Aapko
Goli Maar Degi
Film Ka Naam Hai:
"Band Kamre Me Kutte Ki Maut."
Ek Baar Kuch Ladkiya Raah Chalte Haste Hue Ladko Ko,
Dekhkar Sochne Lagi Ki Ye Ladke Kya Baate Karte Honge,
Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Kaha- Wahi Jo Ladkiya Karti Hai,
Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Hath Mooh Par Rakh Kar Kaha,
Ha, Ladke Itni Gandi-Gandi Baate Karte Honge.
Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the
train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..
True Love Song.
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.
.
Bazigar O Bazigar,
Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar,
.
Oooo.
.
Tune Dil Mera Toda,
Maine Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.
आज कल के माँ बाप सुबह-सुबह स्कूल बस में बच्चों को बिठा के
ऐसे
बाय बाय करते हैं जैसे पढ़ने नहीं सीमा पर लडने भेज रहें हो....
और
एक हम थे जो रोज़ लात खा के स्कूल जाते थे...!!
Aansun tera gire to Aankhen meri ho
Dil tera dhadke to Dhadkan meri no
Bhagwan kare humari Dosti itni Gahre ho ki Naukri tum karo Aur SALARI Meri ho...!!!
Why do Indian men make such lousy lovers?
Because they get all the love they want from their mothers and by the time they attain puberty they become emotionally impotent!
Purani Soch: Karo ya Maro.
Nai Soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo!
Ekdam Nai Soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat!
Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?