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  • Usne Mehndi Laga Rakhi Thi, Hum Ne Uski DoLi Utha Rakhi Thi, Hume Pata Tha Wo Bewfa Niklegi, Isi Liye To Hum Ne Uski Chhoti Behan Bhi Pata Rakhi Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज रास्ते में मारियो मिला। हां, वही गेम वाला। मैंने पूछा, "ओये पहचाना मुझे?" बोला नहीं, कौन हो तुम? मन तो किया दो लगा दूं, साले मेरा सारा बचपन निकल गया तुझे बचाते बचाते और पूछता है कौन हो तुम!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pehli bar kon banega crore pati mei..... 10 crore ka swal (without options) . . Ques :- wo 2 log kon hain, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jo nokia mobile ON karne par haath milate hain.......??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Machchar Maarne Ka Ek Naya Style.. Pahle Ek Machchar Pakdo Phir Use Zameen Par Leta Do aur Use GudGudi Karo.. Jaise Hi Wo Hasne Ke Liye Mukh Khole Saale Ke Mukh Mein All Out Daal Do..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi.. Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao ! Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat! Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !:-P:-d
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ye mere Dosto..... Aaj mai itna khus hu ki, . . . puchho mat Qki kisi ne aaj mere mobile par kisi ne internet pack ka recharge krwa diya. thank god nhi to aaj mai meri GF se chatting kaise karta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega? Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega? E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rajnikant ki shaadi mein. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Aag ne uske 7 phere liye the :-D:-P ..B-boy gank..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kitna Bebus Hai Insaan Qismat Ke Aage, Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Hakikat Ke Aage, Jish Ne KaBi Jukna Nahi Sikha Duniya Me, Wo Bhi Juk Jata Hai Begum Ke Aage.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Best memory of skul lyf Notes copy krte samay- ye kya likha h bey.. Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi design bana de .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek time tha Jab log apne gharo ke saamne Likhte the… SWAGATAM Fir likhne lage… WELCOME Aur ab likhte hai.. KUTTO SE SAAVDHAN KYA ZAMANA AA GAYA
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mat Puchh sMs Ki Inteha Kaha Tak Hai, Tu Karle Kanjusi Teri Takat Jaha Tak Hai, sMs Ki Umid Nahi Hai Tujh Se Aey Dost, Hume To Dekhna Hai Tu Kanjus Kaha Tak Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U . Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye..:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab Rogi Ke Ghar Walo Ko Doctor Ne Btaya, Ki Ye Ab Jyada Dair Ke Mehman Nahi H To. Uske Pass Gaye Or Bole Ye Dawai To Pee Lo. Mareej: Nahi Ab Inse Kuch Nahi Hoga. Inhe Peekar Kya Karunga. Nahi Ye To Pls Pee Lo Warna Ye Sari Kharab Chali Jayegi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Science ke professor ne tray mein rakhe, maindak ki aur ishara karte hue pucha :- . santa batao ye nar h ya mada ? . Santa maindak ka mooh kholne laga. . professor ne kaha- iske mooh mein kya dekhna chahate h aap?? . . . banta ne piche se kaha sir ye lipistic dekh raha h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aisi Koi Chiz Batao Jisko Bajane Se Andar Se Bacche Nikalte Hai..? . . . Socho Nhi Malum . . Mai Batata Hu...? . . School Ki Ghanti . . Soch Badalo Desh Badlega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Allama iqbal ney parindey sey poucha: kaya tumhain asman sey girney ka nahi hai dur parindey ney kaha:yar iqbal teri maherbani ena na sochiya kar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna Chahti Thi Main Us Se Kuch Puchna Chahta Tha Dono Ise Uljan Mein Bethe Rahe Aur Exam Over Ho Gaya
    • 9 years ago



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