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  • Dedicated to all Males who are married - "कह दो समुंदर से मुझे, जरुरत नही उन लहरों की... बस एक बीवी ही काफी है, ज़िन्दगी में तूफ़ान लाने के लिए...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife is a Memory Card; Husband is an ATM Card; Parents are PAN Card; Girlfriend is a Debit Card; Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card; Child is an Identity Card; But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
    • 9 years ago



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  • ladki ( fish tank me dekhakr.) : ye machhliya itni sunder kyu hoti he ?. ladka ( sprite pite hue ): kyo ki wo kapde nai pahenti...! . .sidhi bat no bakwas.. Boy : tumhari sandle kitni achhi he ! Girl : utaru kya ? Boy : chal hat pagli esse achhi to teri jeans he...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tulsidas G kehte h... Pyar kbhi na krna pardesi se, rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar krna hamesa padosi se, Roz blcony se drshan to ho jayenge....lucky
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar aap kisi ko tahe dil se pyaar karte ho..... . . . To . . . To . . . To . . . . Ye aapka problem hai..... :-P Meko kya Bhugto
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kelewala: Kele, Le. Lo kele! Madam: Arey bhaiya, kele to pilpile hai. Kadak aur lambe do! Kelewala: Arey madam, kabhi to khane ke liye liyaa karo!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
    • 9 years ago



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  • डाली डाली सबने नजर डाली, किसी ने अच्छी डाली तो किसी ने बुरी डाली, पर मैने डाली नजर जिस डाली पर उस डाली को माली ने काट डाली ।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funy poetery girl says:Na daikh hasino ko azab ho ga aik din tou b kisi hasina ka baap hoga boy says:khuda kare tairi zuban sachi ho mujey papa kahney wali tairi hi bachi ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sanam Ki Yaad Me Jaam Hath Me Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . Bread Par Lagaya Aur Fattafat Khaa Liya. Dukh Apni Jagah, Aur Bhookh Apni Jagah.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aankho Se Barsat Hoti Hai Jab Aapki Yaad Sath Hoti Hai, Jab Bhi Busy Rahe Mera Number To Samajh Lena, Aapki Hone WaLi Bhabhi Se Meri Baat Hoti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Anhoni Ko Honi Karde, Honi Ko Anhoni, Ek Jagah Jab Khade Ho Teeno Gajni, Dhoni Aur Rajni…. Miind It
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tum haste raho. or haste raho. or haste raho. or haste raho, muskarate raho, sada khilkhilate raho. khush raho. mera kya hain. log tumhe hi. paagal kahenge ha ha ha Bs....
    • 9 years ago



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  • मोदी जी दोस्ती का हाथ बढ़ा रहे है पर नवाज़ शरीफ टस से मस ना हो रहे। कह रहे है कि जब तक सनी देओल हमारा हैण्डपम्प नहीं लौटाता, कोई बातचीत नहीं होगी।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student :- Teacher main baap kaise banunga..??? Teacher :- Ek pari aasman se aayegi or tumhari wife ko baby de degi....:-) Student :- Toh mujhe leni kis ki hai, Wife ki ya Pari ki...??????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dushman haste rahenge, Parwah na kro, Pyar kia hai to izhaar kro, Sandal aur chappal ki maar se na dro, Ashiq ho to ashiqi kro, Chup chup k apni lela se milo, Agar dekh le uska baap, Darr kr bhago keu ki baap hi krta hai paap aur ho jata hai ashiqe ka top, So top pe na aana ashqi fir bhi nibhana... Love forever ...
    • 9 years ago



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  • New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer qaid, aap mat darain KANJOOS k liye ek lakh ka inam hai ha ha ha ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • After Breakup Boyfriend: Dil Mein Ek Jajbaat Hai Dabau Kaise?, Ruswa Na Ho Jaao Chupau Kaise?, Tanha Chod Gayi Ho Mujhe Jab Se, Kasam Se Kitna Khush Hoon Bataun Kaise?
    • 9 years ago



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