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  • जाने क्यूँ अपने ‪‎हुस्न‬ पर इतना गुरूर है उसे.. लगता है उसका ‪ आधार‬ कार्ड अब तक नहीं बना है|
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
    • 9 years ago



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  • ग्राहक जागरुकता के चाहे कितने भी अभियान चलाए जाएं पर कोई माई का लाल रेलवे स्टेशन पर पानी की बोतल MRP पर नहीं खरीद सकता
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyaar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha, Par Kuch Khaas Nahi Hua.. Tajmahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha.. Par afsos Ke.. Loan Pass Nahi Hua..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek fuuny prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ENDING tha. Izhar~E~Mohabbat kiya tha ladke ne SMS se. Aur wo SMS ladki ki shaadi tak PENDING tha. Bolo- B.S.N.L KI JAI HO.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa : Yaha Mere Samne Khade Hokar Mujhe Btao Ki Tumhare Kitne Number Aaye H. Pappu : Khada Nahi Hua Jata Maa, Maa : Kyu Nahi Hua Jata. Pappu : Maa Abhi Pitaji Ko Number Btaye The.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Jo Har 1 Friend Apne Best Friend Se Sab Se Zyada Baar Kehta Hai.. . . . . . "Apni Gf Ko Bol Ke Meri B Setting Karwa De Apni Kisi Friend Se.." Hahahahahha Agree ? Thoko Like !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala .... Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya... 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . . Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin . Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Banta: Mera Dhanda Bigad Raha H Meri Nurse Ki Wajah Se Santa: Acha Wo Kaise? Banta: Maine Apne Kahi Marijo Ko Kehte Suna Tha Ki Unki Aadhi Bimari To Nurse Ki Muskurahat Se Thik Ho Jati H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Me: Papa pulsar le lu? Dad: SHARMA JI KE BETE KO DEKHA? KABHI DEMAND NAHI KARTA. Me: Bhaag ke shadi karli usne.. Demand karna sikhaya hi nhi..:-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meri Hassi Ka Hisaab Kaun Karega? Meri Galti Ko Maaf Kaun Karega? Ae-Khuda, Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna; Warna Meri Shaadi Pe "Lungi Dance" Kaun Karega!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: Aj Ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath bike per jaty dekh liya Boy: Shit yar phir kya hua? Girl: Rikshay ke paisay wapis le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर: जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे ? शिष्य: कुछ भी कह दो साले को! कौनसा सुनाई देता है!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’
    • 9 years ago



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  • when your phone battery is on 1% ... and you are running for charger ... it is like ... tujhe kuch nahi hoga bhai. mei tujhe kuch nahi hone doonga. bas tu aankhein mat band karna.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir . . . . rickshaw Kar lenge!!!
    • 9 years ago



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