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  • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.I tna qatil kaise sharma lete ho. Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho. Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ? Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rab kare aap ko sab miley Himmat Izzat Rupaiya Bungalow Style Smile Personality Popularity Car Pyar . . Ab bhi button daba rahe ho LAALCHI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक हाथ में लिपस्टिक
    – दूसरे में मोबाइल
    – एक कान कुकर की सीटी पर
    – दूसरा वाट्सएप की नोटिफिकेशन पर
    – एक आँख टीवी पर
    – दूसरी पति की हरकतों पर
    कौन कहता है नारी जीवन आसान है..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Teacher- Chotte Hamesha kha kro ki mujhe sab pta hai smjhe .. Santa- Ji teacher Samjh Gya. (Santa apne ghr phonchta hai) Santa: Papa mujhe sab pta hai.. Papa: Le 50 lrs lekin chup rhio kisiko mat btana.. Santa: Mummy mujhe sab pta hai... Mummy: Beta le 100 rs lekin chup rehna papa ko mat btana plz santa: Ramu kaka mujhe sab pta chl gyaa haii Ramu kaka: aa Beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa ab :D Jisko Samjh aaya like kro vrnaa jinko ni pogo zindabad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa court mein judge se: Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui, meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he! Judge: to tum kya chahte ho? Santa: Badla.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl check up k liye gai Dr ki niyat khrab hogi Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? Dr:Checkup k liye, Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ? Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye Dr Starts fucking Girl:kya kar rahe ho ? Dr:Aids checkup Girl: check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • EK baar ek machaarr bhauttt bhayaaank toofan m fas gyaaaaa toofaan se bachne k liye vo ek ped ko kskrr pakad letaa hai..... jb toofaan ruk jaata hai,,,,to vo macharrrr apna pasinaa poochtee hue boltA hai kiii Uffffff.......... AGAR AAJ M NHI HOTAA TO YE PED UDD HI JAATA....
    • 10 years ago



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  • GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 3 Rupay may 500 sMs …
    • 10 years ago



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  • भूकंप की वजह से एडमिन को भारी नुकसान... . . . . . . . चाय पीते वक़्त आधा बिस्कुट चाय में गिरा। एडमिन सदमे में
    • 10 years ago



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  • Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet..? Answer "W" Bcoz All Worries Start With "W" Who, Why, What When, Which, Whom, Where War, Wine, Whisky, Women And Finally Above All.. "WIFE"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Thanx To Smart Phones!!! Jis Ne Aaj Ki Attitude Waali Generation ko.. Sir Jhuka ke Baithna aur Chalna Seekha diya..!! >=)=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • He- ♪♪ Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi? ♪♪ She- ja na be Tharki. Paka Mat :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Santa dukan ja ke dukandar se kaha:" jara machhis dena... . . . . . . . Dukandar ne lighter utha ke diya.. . . Santa gussey mein dukandar ko ek jor ka thapad lagaya aur bola:' Pagal saaley, lighter se koyi kaan khujata hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Ne Add Dekha Purana Mobile Do Aur Naya Mobile Lo. . . . . . . . . . Wo Us Address per Gaya Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi. Us Ne Wahan 2 Ladkon Se Us Add K Bare Mein Pucha. . . . . . Unhone Gun Nikal K Kaha Ye Add Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha . . . . . Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya Mobile Le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hotel Me Dinner Karte Wife Ne Leg Piece Utha K Pati ko Diya. Bagal se ek Buzurg Bole Waqt ki baat hai Warna Hamari Begum bhi Hume Tangey Utha Utha K Deti thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har gali diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Gaur farmaiye- Har gali diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Uppar -Wanted- aur niche -Chavanni- inam rakha hai.
    • 10 years ago



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