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Umeedon Ki Manzil Toot Gayi; Aankho Se Ashqo Ki Dhara Beh Gayi; Arre Tumhari Bhi Kya Ijjat Reh Gayi; Jab Class Main Ladki Bhaiya Keh Gayi!

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Pati - Tum hamesha mera - mera karti ho, Mera beta Mera ghar Meri car Tumhe hamara kehna chahiye.. Ab Almari me kya dhoond rahi ho..? . . . . . . . Wife - Hamara petticoat... :P :O

8 years ago

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Father: Tune Servant Ke Ghar Khana Khaya,Ab Tu Bhi SC Ho Gaya...! Kid: Papa Wo Hamare Yahan Roz Khana Khaata Hai,Wo Bhi To Brahmin Ho Gaya Hoga...!!

8 years ago

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Santa knocks the door . Banta:"kaun hai ?? . Santa:"mai hoon . Banta:"mai kaun ?? . . . . . Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...

8 years ago

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Teacher : English me counting sunao Student : One, Two, Three, Four Teacher: Aage? Student : Get on the dance floor Gets kicked out :-P

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bahut khoob—— arz hai- ye dil mera parinde sa, jise main qaid rakhta hun, us dam hi haran hota jo sarhad paar karta hun. abhi tak maan mujhe bistar se aise hi jagati hai, goya main abhi tak doodh peeta ek bachcha hun.

8 years ago

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Why we drink water? . . . . Bcoz we cannot eat water. . Taaaaalliyaaan

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Life Main Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna.. . . . . . . . . Ki . . . . . . . . . . Cream Biscuit Main Cream Hoti Hai Lekin.. . . . . . . . . . Tiger Biscuit Main Tiger Nahi Hota ...

8 years ago

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BRUCE LEE"S Favourites: Vegetable:MU-LEE, Breakfast:ID-LEE, Festival:DIWA-LEE, Actress:SONA-LEE,Music:QAWA-LEE, Film:COO- LEE, Animal:BILL-LEE.Timepass: KHUJ-LEE

8 years ago

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne ke baad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tmhe dekhne ke baad, Dunia chod denge tumhe pane ke baad, Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne baad

8 years ago

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Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!Hushain2

8 years ago

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Funy poetery o mino waikhi jandi si main unou waikhi janda si wah wah o mino waikhi jandi si main ounno waikhi janda si QK Na ono papar aanda si na minou papar aanda si Taaliyan

8 years ago

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Jisne Bhi Ye Kha Hai Ki, Pyar Ka Dard Exam Ke Dard Se Kam Hai. . . . . . . Usse Nobel Price Milna Chaiye.

8 years ago

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Funy Question Ager Shadi Ki Rat Apka Bed Toot Jaye To Subha Ghar Walon Ko Kya Waja Batao Gay? Reply Me. Apne Doston Ko Send Karo Barey Mazedar Jawab Aein Gay

8 years ago

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

8 years ago

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ज्यादातर पत्नियाँ अपने पति की बहनों को प्यार से नहीं देखती, जबकि सारे पति अपनी पत्नी की बहनों को प्यार से ही देखते हैं... पुरूष वाकई महान होते हैं.... बस कभी अपनी महानता का ढिंढोरा नहीं पीटते...!!!

8 years ago

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Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Aati Hai, Yaado Ki Zanjir Nazar Aati Hai, Padhe Bhi To Kya Padhe, Har Page Pe GirlFriend Ki Tasvir Nazar Aati Hai.

8 years ago

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Hosle Saare Aazma Baithe, Hum Zamaane ka Gham Utha Baithe, Jish Ki Chaahat Me Umr Bhar Tadpe, Ussi ki Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.

8 years ago

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GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 3 Rupay may 500 sMs …

8 years ago

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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se mazbut karne ka, Babool se fresh karne ka, Agar fir b safed na ho. To bindaas HARPIC use karne ka.

8 years ago

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