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  • Girl frnd 2 his Boy frnd : Jaanu tum to kehte the ki mere liye Tajmahal banaoge. Boy frnd : Taj Mahal kya cheez hai mai tere liye usse bhi bada mahal banvaunga , Mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha mein tujhe zinda dafnayunga....:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Allama iqbal ney parindey sey poucha: kaya tumhain asman sey girney ka nahi hai dur parindey ney kaha:yar iqbal teri maherbani ena na sochiya kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir . . . . rickshaw Kar lenge!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehte Hai Agar Dil Se Akhein Band Karo To Life Mai Jisko Pyaar Karte Ho, Uski Tasveer Dikhti Hai. . . . . . . To Maine Bhi Try Kiya. Saala Slide Show Start Ho Gaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Himmat ho to Is SMS ko apni girlfriend ko bhej do, JADU TERI NAZAR, KHUSHBU TERABADAN, TU HAAN KAR YANA KAR, TU HAI MERI BAHEN..
    • 10 years ago



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  • DiL Chahta Hai Ki Is Dunia Me Jo Sabse Khubsurat Hai, - - - Use Jaan Se Maar Du, - - - Par Kya Karu.? ? ? ? Khud-Khushi Karna Paap Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhagwan Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya, Pyas Dekhi To Pani Banaya, Tumko Neend Aayi To Bister Banaya, Aur Bina Dost Ke Dekha To Muje Fasaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • WO KYA HAY JISAY AGAR KUCH NA KARO TO KHAMOSH REHTA HAY PAR JESE HI MARNA SHURU KARO TO BOLNE LAGTA HAY? . . . . . . . . . . . . . SIMPLE, DHOLAK…!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se, Main Torch Jalata Hu, Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja. Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai, Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1bar 1ladki sunsan gali me akeli ja rahi thi. 1 Ladka samne aya dono bilkul pas aa gaye ladka side ho gaya ladki chali gayi Moral:Sab tere tarah kamine nehi hote
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta . . . . . Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ? . . . . . . Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise.. xD
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne 1 Haseen Ko Dekh Ke Arz Kiya, Teri Smile Me Kiya Chamak Hai, Ladki Muskura Ke Bole.. Bhaiya... Mere TOOTHPASTE Me Namak Hai.! From.Dev
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Funny Advice" Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • औरतें भी अजीब होती हैं..:smirk:

    देवदास का शाहरुख़ इन्हें रोमांटिक' लगता है,

    और
    अपना पति शराब पिए, तो 'बेवड़ा' लगता है।"

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक घमंडी कहती है की, मत देख मेरे सपने मुझे पाने की तेरी औकात नहीं. मैंने भी कह दिया.. आना हो तो आजा मेरे सपनो में, हकीकत में आने की तेरी औकात नहीं.!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss u Yaar I Miss u Yaar.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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