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  • Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa. Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage.. 21 vi Sadi Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti H, Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage..
    • 9 years ago



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  • dil torne walon ko saza kyun nhe milti. har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua kyun nhe milti. Log kehte hein eshq to ek beemari ha. to phr Medical Store se iski Dawa kyun nhe milti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bata De Chahu Me Ya Naa. . . . . Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De, Aaau Main Yaa Naaa. . . . Apna Tu Phone Number Bta De, Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaa.. . Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka Ke, Khau Me Yaa Na. . Itna Bta De Mujhko Kab Milne Aau Tujhko. . Ab Hota Nhi Intizaaar Tu Hu Ye Mujhko Bata De . . . . . Koi Dusri Patau Main Yaa Naaaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • The best prank call ever hello, dominos..?? . . . . . . . yes sir how may i help you... . . . . . . bhai pizza hut ka no. Do....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain. Girl:Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.! Boy:Bilkul nahi. Girl:To phir rehne do, kya fayda..! Budhdhu
    • 9 years ago



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  • DON Ka Intazar 11 Colleges Ki Larkiyan Kr Rhi Hain Par,,,? DON Ka College Jana Mushkil He Nahi Na Mumkin Hai, Q K ? ? ? ? ? DON Matric Fail Hai… Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rule of boys: “Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata, suraj ki kirno ko chupaya nahi jata, kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni, dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata.. I m right ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni ne pati ko Surprise krne k lie kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki . . . Or boli,, Hllo darling... Pati: baad mein call kro jaan abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai Perfume Earring Suits Flowers Chocolates...!! . . Aur ladke.. . . Ye le LADKI ka number.. Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu : Sir meri Patni mere saath baahar jaana chaahti hai.. chhutti chahiye.. Boss : chhutti nahin milegi . . . . . . . . Pappu : Thank you so much Sir ji.. mai jaanta tha , musibat ke waqt aap hi kaam aayenge...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Humko yun Pagal banana chod do. Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do. Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar. ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khuda Bohot Mehrban He Ki Usne Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rakhi Vrna Hm Ap Jse Dost Ki Qeemat Kese Ada Krte Qki Chawanni/ Athhani Ab Kaha Chlti He. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil banta he Dosto se… Dost bante he Pyar se… Pyar banta he Pariwar se… Pariwar banta he Ghar se.. … Ghar banta he.. . . . . . … AMBUJA CEMENT SE!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai, Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega! Wah... Wah.. Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega! Hum C.I.D Se Hai, Koy Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega!!!
    • 9 years ago



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