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Kabhi Khamosh Honge To Majbur Na Samjhna, Kabhi Chup Rahenge To Gurur Na Samjhna, Aur Kabhi Msg Karna Bhool Gye, To Hume Apni Tarah Kanjus Na Samjana.

9 years ago

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Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi, Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi. Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil, 50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki. Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam, 30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm. Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh. Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh. Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi, Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.

9 years ago

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Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam.

9 years ago

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Kehte Hai 1 Ladki Ne Padhai Kar Li To Ghar Ke 4 Logo Ko Shikshit Banati Hai, Par Us Ladki Ke Padhte Time College Me 40 Ladke Fail Ho Jate Hai, Uska Kya.?

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Pucha mujhse chand sitaro ne, tuje bhula diya kya tere jigari yaro ne, maine kaha,bhul to nhi skte, bas lage honge kamine kisi ko patane me.

9 years ago

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Arz Kia Hai..... Duniya K bahut Se Gmo Me Hum Kho Gaye, (.,.(/Wah Wah _/ \_ Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro Abto UNLiMiTED Ho Gaye...

9 years ago

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!!! कल रात दिल्ली का मुझे ई-मेल आया है खुन्नस में दिल्ली, अरे हाँ खुन्नस में दिल्ली ने धोनी से धोखा खाया है ! !!! कल रात दिल्ली का मुझे ई -मेल आया है!!!

9 years ago

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लडकियों की पोस्ट को फेसबुक पर जितना सम्मान मिलता है, . . . . . . यदि उतना हि सम्मान उन्हे राह चलते वक्त दिया जाये तो देश की तश्वीर अलग होगी..!!

9 years ago

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Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Ballemil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya.

9 years ago

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सरदार सरदारनी रेलवे स्टेशन पर खड़े ट्रेन का इंतजार कर रहे थे… तभी एक गाड़ी आई जिस पर लिखा था “बॉम्बे मेल” सरदार भाग कर गाड़ी में चढ़ गया… बीवी से बोला – जब “बॉम्बे फीमेल” आये तो तू भी चढ़ जाना

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एक हैदराबादी परिवार में बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ घर आया. मां : काईकू रोरा ? बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल तेरेकू ?

9 years ago

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Rich man: Aj mere pas 14 car, 18 bike, 4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai, TUMHARE pas kya hai? POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai, Jiska Girlfrnd teri beti Hai;-)

9 years ago

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I casually made a survey asking people.. What is on 2nd Oct.. ONLY 93.7% replied "Dry Day". This is VERY disturbing... . . . . We have to start educating the remaining 6.3% immediately!

9 years ago

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Chala Ja Message Tu Banke Gulab Hogi Sachi Dosti To Ayega Jawab Na Aaya Jawab To Mat Hona Udaas Samjh Lena Bartan Saaf Kar Rahein Hain Janab.

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Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .

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:baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
:curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
:raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
ખાતા નહીં,

હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

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9 years ago

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Ek Aadmi Mar Gaya. Uski Budhi Maa Roti Hui Aye Mera Beta To Roj Ek Kilo Dudh Ke Sath Aadha Kilo Badam Khaya Karta Tha, Ab Aisa Kaun Karega, Sab Sunkar Bhid Mein Se Santa Bola Aap Chinta Na Kare Maa Ji Mein Kha Liya Karunga. Budhi Aur Jore Se Rone Mere Bete Ko Dus Lakh Ka Karja Bhi Chukana Tha. Uss Karje Ko Kon Chukayega. Uss Ladke Ne Sab Ko Kaha- Bhaiyo Aap Bhi Kuch To Kariye. Ya Sab Kuch Mein Hi Karta Rahunga.

9 years ago

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Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo, thoda hum chalenge, fir . . . . rickshaw Kar lenge!!!

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Mashuka: Lagta Hai Meri Aankh Me Kuch Gir Gaya. Mashuk: Ek Tinka Dikh to Raha Hai, Kyo Na Use Wahi Rahne Diya Jaye Main Dubunga To Sahara Dega.

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Arz Hai.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad.. Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji.. aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

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