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Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Wah Wah! Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!

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Ek Christian mahila charch gayi, jaha ki usne cross par latke isha mashi ki, charan raj lekar apne mathe par lagayi. . padri : aap apne pati ko bhi ye saman deti ho, . Mahila boli- Nahi ! lekin de sakti hu. Agar wo bhi yu hi cross par latka hua ho to.

9 years ago

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Jaa Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udaas Hai, Yaad Nahi Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai, Muje Bhool Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khaas Hai, Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upr Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai.

9 years ago

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हनी सिहं: जाटो के लड़कों को मेरे गाने पसंद है। पत्रकार: काके, ये जाट है, दारू पिने के बाद खबरो पर भी नाच लेते है।

9 years ago

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सच्चा दोस्त तो वही है जो आपके दिए हर काम को करने के लिए तुरंत तैयार हो जाए . . . . . . . . . और जब काम करने का वक्त आए तो उसका मोबाईल ऑफ हो जाए।

9 years ago

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Ek Nishanebaaj Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Karne Ka Aadi Tha, Jab Uske Shadi Ki Baat Chali To Wo Dosto Se Bola, Kyu Na Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Kiye Jaye. Kisi Ameer Ki Iklauti Ladki Se Shadi Ki Jaye. Taaki Aaurat Ke Sath-Sath Jamin-Jayedaad Bhi Mile. Shadi Ek Baad Dosto Ne Pucha : Kaho, Yaar Ek Teer Se Do Shikar Hue Ya Nahi.? Nishane Baaj : Iss Baar To 2 Shikar Ho Gaye. Dulhan Sunder H, Dhani Baap Ki Eklauti Beti H Aur Garbwati Bhi H .

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Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . ! . . Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi.. . . . Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant???? . . ... . . . girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati hu toh m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ... .. Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de . Milan

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Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height, health, good nature, kind heart, smart luk, style. Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"

9 years ago

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Fizaao Ke Badalne Ka Intzar Mat Kar, Andhiyo Ke Rukne Ka Intzar Mat Kar, Pakad Kisi Ko Aur Faraar Ho Jaa, Papa Ki Pasand Karne Tak Ka Intezar Mat Kar.

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Dil cheer k bhi deikho gy to Dard dhoond na pao gy “Faraz” Q k Dard Meray Dil mein nahi “ghutnay” mein hai..:-) (,”)> / )( haye 0ye! <”_

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Funy poetery faqet is liye hum ney mahfilon main jana chor diya k Kahin koi puoch na ley k parhai kaisi chal ri hai Ley dus mama tou kuri daini ay mino

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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum, Dub kar jis me maar jau vo River ho tum, phir bhi Mere jevan main forever ho tum… wah wah wah wah

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Ladki Se Police Ne Poocha: TumNe 50 Aadmi Q Maare...?? . Ladki: - Ji Main 60 Ki Speed Se Car Chala Rahi Thi, . Achanak Pata Laga Ke Break Kaam Nahi Kar Rahi Ab Mere Ek Taraf 2 Aadmi Ja Rahe The Or Ek Taraf Baraat Me Kise Maarti...?? . Police: - 2Aadmiyon Ko Maarti, TaaKi Nuksan Kam Hota . LADKI: Ji MeinE ne bhi ye hi KiyaTha, . . . . . . Per Ek Aadmi to niche aa gaya aur dusra Baraat Ki Taraf Bhaaga main kya krti ..

9 years ago

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~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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पप्पू की मां की तबियत खराब हो गई, वह अपनी मां को लेकर अस्पताल गया। डॉक्टर – इनके कुछ टेस्ट होंगे। पप्पू- हे भगवान, अब क्या होगा मेरी मां तो अनपढ़ है।

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Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene, Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai

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Ek aurat coma main chali gai . . . Pati murda samjh kr jalane chala .... Raste main arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya... 1 saal bad aurat sach main mar gai . . . Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolty ja rahe thy . Lekin . Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi KHAMBA BACHA ke. .. KHAMBA BACHA ke :-P :-D

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Ye Roz-Roz Ke Bahane Acche Nhi Lagte Chehre Se Ab Aap Bacche Nahi Lagte, Khuda Kare 2013 Me shadi ho Apki Qki Ab Aap Kuware Acche Nahi Lagte

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Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.

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Teri Galiyo Me Na Rakhenge Khadam Aj K Bad . Teri Galiyo Me Na Rakhenge Khadam Aj K Bad . Kyu K Bahut Kichad Hota Hai Itni Barsat K Bad :D

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