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Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA Hindu hai to BIPASHA christain hai to GENELIYA Bol,tera naam kya hai? Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza. Khan

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AASIQUI 3 EXCLUSIVE SONG.... Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar... :p

8 years ago

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जो लडकी school में कभी बात तक नही करती थी, वो आज FB पर message भेजती है,"looking good". बहन school मे अंधी थी क्या ....???

8 years ago

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Sir : What Is Your Name? Stud : Butter Red Govorment. Sir : What? Stud : Sir Up Bohot Stupid Ho, Mera Name Makhan Lal Sorkar.

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Rab Se Dua Karte Hai K Mere Dost Ko Khushiyo Ka Sansar Mile.. Aur Jo Hame SMS Nahi Karte . . . . Unhe Apni Girlfriend Se Sister Jaisa Pyar Mile...

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When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"

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Ek ladki match dekhne gayi, lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha, ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola I LOVE MY INDIA

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ladki- apne boy friend se tum mujpar ek shayari karo. ladka- tere kali kali zulpho se tu karati andhera ab hoja takali aur karde sabera

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अब जनता जाग गयी है , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , और ब्रश करेगी, फ्रेश होएगी, नाश्ता करेगी

8 years ago

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Teacher : How Old are You ? Student : Check the Register .. Teacher : Where are you from ? Student : Check in school Info.. Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ? Student : Ask My Heart Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ? Student : Ask your daughter!!

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EK TELUGU WALA THA UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI

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Wife: Mein Tumhari Jindagi Ki Kitab Hoon.. Husband: Yahi To Afsos Hai.. Calendar Hoti To Har Saal Change To Kar Leta.. Man Kaha Kitab Padhte Hain.. >>Waris ali

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English Ke Teacher Ne Student Se Pucha, Bacho Mein Station Nahi Pahuch Saka, Kyunki Meri Taxi Kharab Ho Gayi Thi- Iski English Bnao. Student: Sir Riksha Pakad Lete. Iski English Ku Banwa Rahe Ho.

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Sar Jhukta Hai Sharm Me, Sar Jhukta Hai Khane Me, Sar Jhukta Hai Likhne Me, Aur Sar Jhukta Hai Mere SmS Padhne Me, "TO PADHO SAR JHUKAKE"

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Call me a flirt, Call me a fake; That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, Call me a geek; Call me what you want, I m just unique!

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एक स्कूटर के आगे "Press" लिखा हुआ था। पूछा किस अखबार में काम करते हो? बोला "साहब धोबी हूँ, सोसाईटी में कपड़े प्रैस करता हूँ..

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Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha Door Se Dekha… To Patthhar Dikhta Tha Paas Jake Dekha To Sachmuch Patthhar Hi Tha

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Arz Kiya Hai Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu . . Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu . . . . Maine Toh Nayi Patta Li Tujhe Kya Milla ? Baba Ji Ka Thullu......

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सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की
प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down:
एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की
थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed:
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फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो
गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:

8 years ago

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जिस भी कपल (couple ) को हंसते, मुस्कुराते बाते करते देखता हूँ ,
मन में बस एक ही ख्याल आता है.
या तो
बीबी ‘नई’ है…
या
बीबी नहीं' है...!!!

8 years ago

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