Machchar Maarne Ka Ek Naya
Style.. Pahle Ek Machchar Pakdo
Phir Use Zameen Par Leta Do aur
Use GudGudi Karo.. Jaise Hi Wo
Hasne Ke Liye Mukh Khole Saale Ke
Mukh Mein All Out Daal Do..
4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo.
Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai.
Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge...
ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya...
4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati...
Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata?
Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi.
4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka..
@Love.Sp
Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega?
Boy: Pal Kyu?
Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki
badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
Me - Walking On Footpath
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Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do,
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Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . .
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Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana ..
To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye. :-P
Boyfriend Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo wapas De De , Muje Nayi girlfriend Mil Gayi Hai".
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Girlfriend Ne 30 Photos Bhej k Likha: "Inme se Dhoondh Lena ,
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Mujhe To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai.......
Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo.......
jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........
Aaj Ka Subh Vichar.
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Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice
Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos.
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Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena
Muh Me Lena..
Judge : Tumne Chori Kyu Ki Santa?
Santa : Nahi Hujur.
Judge: Phir Ghar Mein Ku Ghuse The?
Santa : Babli Ne Bulaya Tha Uski Maa Ne Dekh Liya To Chor-Chor Chilane Lagi.
When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a
RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati
hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai !!! Sagarr Se7en575
दारू और सिगरेट पिने वाला इंसान कभी मतलबी नही होता।
क्योंकि
जिसे
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अपने शरीर से ही मतलब नहीं..
वो भला किसी के बारे मे कैसे बुरा सोच सकता है।
Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe
1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya
Waiter: Do u hv any gf?
Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur
Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.