Indian Banks Description
IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5
Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur . .
1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi
Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, .
Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo
To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.Hushain2
Master: How Old is ur father?
Pappu: As old as I am.
Master: How is it possible?
Pappu: He became father only after I was born.
Teacher ne bachon se kaha
“jab ham student they to bohat laiq they”
Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha
“Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”
"LOVESTORY"
Uske kadam jaha jaha pade,.humne vo jagh hotho se chum li or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:
"kaku.
tumcha porga mati khate ji"
...Kishor Upase {P}
25 Saal Ho Gaye Pr..
.Abhi Tak 3 Cheeze Bilkul Nhi Badli !.
.Parle-G Biscuit Wala ladka abhi tak bada nahi...
...
Amul butter wali ladki abhi tak badi nahi hu hi
MDH masala wala Buddha ab tak mara ni..!
.
Kal dry day mubark!
Cadbury Me Keede,
Dudh Me Milawat,
Pani Me Virus,
Cold drink M kit-Nashak,
Saaf Bachi Hai, To Sirf Sharab.
Piyo Sir Utha K
Jio Ladkhada K.!
Munna bhai:
apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye
bakra hai ya bakri?
circuit:
simple bhai,
pathar mar kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra
aur
agar bhagi to bakri. ;)