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  • Indian Banks Description IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dusra Tajmahal Ban Jayega, Bharat Pakistan Ek Ho Jayega, Insaan Chand Par Rahne Lag Jayega, Par Aapke sMs Karne Ka Mahurat Kab Aayega.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pati - Tum hamesha mera - mera karti ho, Mera beta Mera ghar Meri car Tumhe hamara kehna chahiye.. Ab Almari me kya dhoond rahi ho..? . . . . . . . Wife - Hamara petticoat... :P :O
    • 8 years ago



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  • Bikhre Aanshu Ke Moti Piro Na Sake, Teri Yaad Hum Raat Bhar So Na Sake, Beh Na Jaaye FACE CREAM Saari, Ye Soch Kar Hum Zyada Ro Bhi Na Sake.
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 bacha darwazey ki bell bjaney ki koshish kar raha tha 1 buzurg ney daikha to bell bja di aur poucha beta aur kuch? Bacha:baba g hun Nassooo...
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 Juth Aapki Zindgi Ke 5 Min Kam Kar Deta Hai, Aur . . 1 Muskurahat Aapki Zindgi Ke 10 Min Badha Deti Hai, . Moral: Haste Haste Juth Bolo To Bhi 5 Min Ka Faayda Hai..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Woh bhi kya din the jab log hame dewano ki tarha kiss kiya karte the, Magar apni kismat hi buri thi un dinon hum 2 saal k huwa karte the.
    • 8 years ago



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  • RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali hai Un ki YAD me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr dia......
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001 Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • POWER_HOUSE SaNTa-KaaM K LiyE Bai RaKh Lete H. PreeTo-Nahi ChahiyE. SaNTa-Q? PreeTo-TuMhri Adat Ko Mai Janti Hu. Me Bhi To Bai BanKar Hi Aayi Thi.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Sooraj Se Acha Tara Koi Nahi; Jaisa Hai Rishta Hamara Doosra Koi Nahi; Chahe Sari Duniya Me Dhund Lo; Mere Jaisa Pyara Aur Tere Jaisa Awara Koi Nahi...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.Hushain2
    • 8 years ago



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  • मोदी जी ने दोस्ती का हाथ बढ़ाया पर... नवाज़ शरीफ टस से मस ना हो रहे कह रहे है कि जब तक सनी देओल हैण्डपम्प नहीं लौटाता, कोई बातचीत नहीं होगी..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher ne bachon se kaha “jab ham student they to bohat laiq they” Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha “Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”
    • 8 years ago



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  • "LOVESTORY" Uske kadam jaha jaha pade,.humne vo jagh hotho se chum li or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli: "kaku. tumcha porga mati khate ji" ...Kishor Upase {P}
    • 8 years ago



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  • 25 Saal Ho Gaye Pr.. .Abhi Tak 3 Cheeze Bilkul Nhi Badli !. .Parle-G Biscuit Wala ladka abhi tak bada nahi... ... Amul butter wali ladki abhi tak badi nahi hu hi MDH masala wala Buddha ab tak mara ni..! .
    • 8 years ago



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  • पडोसी के घर से प्याज भुनने की खुश्बू आ रही है...क्या इनकम टैक्स वालों को इन्फॉर्म किया जाये...!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Kal dry day mubark! Cadbury Me Keede, Dudh Me Milawat, Pani Me Virus, Cold drink M kit-Nashak, Saaf Bachi Hai, To Sirf Sharab. Piyo Sir Utha K Jio Ladkhada K.!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri? circuit: simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri. ;)
    • 8 years ago



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