Suna hai
ladkiya chalak hoti hai
but
unhe pata nhi
ladke chalak ke baap hote hai.
Kaise?
Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai.
Ladke kharch karte hai.
Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai.
Its 4 all.
Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye
Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ?
Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya.
Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..!
Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ?
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.
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Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..
Boyfriend Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo wapas De De , Muje Nayi girlfriend Mil Gayi Hai".
,
,
,
,
,
Girlfriend Ne 30 Photos Bhej k Likha: "Inme se Dhoondh Lena ,
,
,
Mujhe To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"
Padosi:
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
Aadmi:
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar
rahi hai... !!
Machchar Maarne Ka Ek Naya
Style.. Pahle Ek Machchar Pakdo
Phir Use Zameen Par Leta Do aur
Use GudGudi Karo.. Jaise Hi Wo
Hasne Ke Liye Mukh Khole Saale Ke
Mukh Mein All Out Daal Do..
2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli,
20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad,
Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha:
Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.
Arz Kiya Hai......
Nahi Mera Naam Us Ke Sim Card Me,
Waah... Waah...
Nahi Mera Naam Us Ke Sim Card Me,
Aur Me Sapna Dekhta Hu Ki Ho Uska Naam Mere RationCard Me.
As Kids We ’ Re Not Taught
How To Deal With Success ;
We ’ Re Taught How To Deal
With Failure . If At First You
Don ’ T Succeed, Try, Try
Again . If At First You
Succeed, Then What ?
Bacche Ke Khilone Ki Dukan Par Ek Mahila Ne,
Kabhi Kharidi Hui Ek Bache Ki Gaadi Ki Aakhiri Kisat Aada Ki,
Managar: Raseed Dete Hue Bacha To Thik H Na.
Ha Bikul Maje Mein H Aur Kushi Ki Baat Yeh H Ki Kal Uski Shadi H.
पत्नी (पति से) – तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करतेहो?
पति (पत्नी से)- जितना शाहजहां मुमताज से करता था।
पत्नी – तो क्या तुम मेरे लिए ताजमहल भी बनवाओगे?
पति – बिलकुल! मैंने तो जगह भी देख रखी है। बस तुम्हारे मरने का इन्तजार कर रहा हूं !!!