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  • When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, . Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. . Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai !!! Sagarr Se7en575
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk? Bachcha: Bas Ek sanam chahie aashqi ke liye..!! Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yu bahana banana nahin acha Humko yu tadpaana nahin acha Nikla na karo sar-e-bazar be-naqaab Begairat hain log zamana nahin acha…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar Aadhi Raat Ko Aapka Dil Kare Aur Biwi Ka Mood Na Ho To Biwi Ko Tang Na Kare . . Khud Uthkar Apne Hath Se . . . Pani Pee Lein !! Heart
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Advocat Ne Naya Office Khola. Thodi Dair Bad Ek Aadmi Aaya. Doctor Ne Apne Aap Ko Busy Show Karne K Liye, Telephone Ka Receiver Uthaya Aur Appointment Dene Ke Andaz Me Bolne Laga. Fir Phone Rakhne Ke Baad, Advocate Aadmi Se: Haa Boliye Kya Hua? . Aadmi: Bsnl Se Aaya Hoon, Baat Khatam Ho Gyai Ho To Telephone Activate Kar Du.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai, Rona To Unki Aadat Thi, Hum Yu Hi DiL Se Laga Baithe, Wo Naak Poch Kar Chale Gye, Aur Hum Nya Rumaal Gawa Baithe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dilbar k hamne pyar se jo Ball daba diye. zara gour farmaiye. dilbar k hamne pyar se jo Ball daba diye. Bhen ki l@2di ne laat mar ke humare GOTE suja diye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jaa Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udaas Hai, Yaad Nahi Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai, Muje Bhool Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khaas Hai, Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upr Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo… Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo . . Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam Choome Gi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Mujhe shadi mein BMW mili hai, Banta: Par Tumhare pass to koi car nahi hai, Santa: Abe Ghadhe BMW ka matlab "Bahut Moti Wife".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Tumhe Kaise Pata Laga Ki Tum Mujhse Prem Karne Lage Ho? Banto: Jab Mere Samne Tumhe Koi Bhi, Pagal Kehta Tha To Mujhe Gussa Aata Tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dulha Kmre Me!n Aata Ha! Or Cha!r Sey Tkra K Zmeen Par G!r Gya, Dulhan Ghbraa K Aslam Bha! Araam Sey.... . . . . Moral :- Or Kro Cous!n Sey,,,,,,,,,, :”:”:”:”:”: SHAAD! :”:”:”:”:”:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interesting Fact About Tom & Jerry..??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pure Din Nange Ghumenge. . . . Par Nahate Waqt. Swiming Suit Pehn Ke Nahaege.
    • 9 years ago



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  • स्मृति ईरानी के मानव विकास संसाधन मंत्री के पद से हटने पर … “आज फिर एक बेटी के हाथ से किताब छीन कर सिलाई मशीन थमा दी गई है”
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??" . . . Awesome Answer By Students : . . . . . . "Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote Hain..!!."
    • 9 years ago



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  • Govt school kar bachhe kisi ko ghaseet kar school le ja rahe the, Ye dekh kar 1 Aadmi bola: Jane do Beta, Ye Khud School aa jayega Bachhe: Ye bachha nahi master ji hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dekho Mere sMs Ka Kamaal, Ganti Bajegi, Bander Nachega, Mobile Uthayega, sMs Padega, Muskurayega, Ab Banda, Hoshiyari Dikhayega, Aur Msg Forward Krega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • अगर एक आदमी शांत है तो कोई बात नहीं। . . अगर एक महिला शांत है तो समझिए कि तूफान आने वाला है..।।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usne Mehndi Laga Rakhi Thi, Hum Ne Uski DoLi Utha Rakhi Thi, Hume Pata Tha Wo Bewfa Niklegi, Isi Liye To Hum Ne Uski Chhoti Behan Bhi Pata Rakhi Thi.
    • 9 years ago



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