Funny SMS

Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:)

8 years ago

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Machchar Maarne Ka Ek Naya Style.. Pahle Ek Machchar Pakdo Phir Use Zameen Par Leta Do aur Use GudGudi Karo.. Jaise Hi Wo Hasne Ke Liye Mukh Khole Saale Ke Mukh Mein All Out Daal Do..

8 years ago

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4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai. 4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat. 4 kitabein toh padh li, ab 4 paise bhi kama lo. Akhir hamari bhi 4 logon me koi izzat hai. Ye baat 4 log sunenge to kya kahenge... ke 4 din ki aayi bahu ne ye kamal kiya... 4 din toh ghar mein tik ke baith jati... Tum se kya 4 kadam bhi nahi chala jata? Wo aai aur 4 bateein suna ke chali gayi. 4 bottle vodka kaam mera roz ka.. @Love.Sp

8 years ago

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Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!

8 years ago

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डाली ने डाली पर नज़र डाली; किसी ने इस पर डाली; किसी ने उस पर डाली; हमने जिसपर नज़र डाली; उसके बाप ने उसकी शादी कहीं और कर डाली!

8 years ago

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Me - Walking On Footpath . . Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do, . . Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . . . . Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana .. To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye. :-P

8 years ago

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WO KYA CHEEZ HAY JO AURAT KI BADI HOTI HAY AUR AADMI KI CHOTI? ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . . ZUBAAN (TONGUE)!;->

8 years ago

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Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS ? Sardar angrily said, I know - it means.... S - Sardaron ke M - Mazak udane ki S - Service. Right

8 years ago

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Boyfriend Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo wapas De De , Muje Nayi girlfriend Mil Gayi Hai". , , , , , Girlfriend Ne 30 Photos Bhej k Likha: "Inme se Dhoondh Lena , , , Mujhe To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi

8 years ago

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Jungle Badhao Desh Bachao. Pasina Bahao Paisa Kamao, Message Bhejo Friendship Badhao, Nahi To, Switch Off Karo Mobile Aur Battery Bachao.

8 years ago

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Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai....... Bekaar hai woh log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai....... Are miss karna hai to macharo ko karo....... jo apni jaan per khelkar bhi aapko kiss kiya karte hai.........

8 years ago

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Aaj Ka Subh Vichar. . . Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos. . Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena Muh Me Lena..

8 years ago

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Judge : Tumne Chori Kyu Ki Santa? Santa : Nahi Hujur. Judge: Phir Ghar Mein Ku Ghuse The? Santa : Babli Ne Bulaya Tha Uski Maa Ne Dekh Liya To Chor-Chor Chilane Lagi.

8 years ago

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Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

8 years ago

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5S Girl: WOW!!..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka hai. :-D

8 years ago

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When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, . Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. . Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai !!! Sagarr Se7en575

8 years ago

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Ek Pagal Tha. Bilkul Pagal Tha. Ekdam Pagal Tha. Pagalon Ka Pagal Tha. Lekin Ghabrao Nahi. . . . . Aapke Samne Wo Kuch Bhi Nahi Tha...!

8 years ago

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दारू और सिगरेट पिने वाला इंसान कभी मतलबी नही होता। क्योंकि जिसे ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; अपने शरीर से ही मतलब नहीं.. वो भला किसी के बारे मे कैसे बुरा सोच सकता है।

8 years ago

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Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya Waiter: Do u hv any gf? Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.

8 years ago

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Phool bina…..Khushboo bekaar Chand bina…..Chandni bekaar Pyar bina…..Zindagi bekaar Mere SMS bina….. Tumhara MOBILE bekaar

8 years ago

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