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HAr KhuShi sE KhobSurAt TEri ShAM kAr doon, ApNa BALAnCE or SiM TErE nAm kr don, Mil jAyE AgAr 1bAr Tu MujhE, ChuMiyAN Le Le k tera mou laal kerdun.. Swee2

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Physical Ka Teacher: Kudrat Shair Ki Kamiyo Ko Kaise Pura Karti H. Agar Ek Aankh Jati H To Dusri Aankh Se Jyada Dikhayi Dene Lagta H. Aur Ek Kaan Se Sunayi Dena Band Kar De To Dusre Se Sunayi Jyada Deta H. Iss Par Techer Ne Bacho Se Udharan Manga. To Ek Ladka Khada Ho Kar Bola: Jaise Ki Taang Choti Ho Jaye To To Dusri Lambi Ho Jati H.

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Man To Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khidki Se Kudh Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai. Manager : So .. Sir What Can I Do? Man : Abey Saale ! Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi.

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Ek Dost Ne Kaafi Dukhi Mann Se Kaha Mein To Apni Patni Se Pareshan Hu. Kyu Kya Baat H? Dusre Mitar Ne Pucha. Agar Wo Jyada Kapde Pehanti Hai To Mein Sochta Hu Iske Liye Paise Kaha Se Aayenge Aur Jab Kam Pehanti H To Office Jane Ki Iccha Nahi Hoti.

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Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H Par Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H.. By - DeB

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लड़के केजरी और राहुल के जोक्स बनाने, में लगे है, और उधर मौके का फायदा उठा लड़किया, सभी परीक्षाओ में टॉप किये जा रही है..

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Great Confusion: Jawahrlal Nehru said "LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY" Mahatma Gandhi said "ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY" Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki??.

10 years ago

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Ladkiyan ek dusre ko gift deti hai Perfume Earring Suits Flowers Chocolates...!! . . Aur ladke.. . . Ye le LADKI ka number.. Bas mera naam nahi aana chahiye..

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!!! कल रात दिल्ली का मुझे ई-मेल आया है खुन्नस में दिल्ली, अरे हाँ खुन्नस में दिल्ली ने धोनी से धोखा खाया है ! !!! कल रात दिल्ली का मुझे ई -मेल आया है!!!

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Best Reply Ever By a Girl When She Is Asked For a Kiss By Her Boyfriend . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Karlo :p Just do it :p

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Dosti kro college wali se, Iyshq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

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True Lines: Agr Aap Logo Ko Mujhse Koi Problem Hai . . . To Humesha Yaad Rakhiye, . . . Ki . . . Ye Aapka Problem Hai, Mera Nahi.

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Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo Aaj 2 Moze Aur Pehen Lo Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo. Kya Pta. Kal Thand Ho Na Ho!

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टीचर: जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे ? शिष्य: कुछ भी कह दो साले को! कौनसा सुनाई देता है!!

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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana

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Unse Bichdenge To Mar Jayenge.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kamal ka Vahem Tha.. . Saala Bukhar Tk Nhi Hua...

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Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..

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Mohan:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . mohan:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/

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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye. Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. Lik

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Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap, Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap, Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota…

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