I am bad in ENGLISH,
But i can tell you that... I love her.
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I am bad in GEOGRAPHY,
But i can tell you that... She lives in my heart.
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I am bad in HISTORY,
But i can remember, When i first saw her.
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I am bad in CHEMISTRY,
But i can tell, Whats the reaction, when she smiled.
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I am bad in PHYSICS,
But i can tell the intensity of speak of my eyes, When they see her.
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I am bad in every subject,
But i can tell all, I will pass all subjects, If the topic is "HER"...!!!
यशोमति Mom से, Talking नंदलाला, राधा Q Fair, I M Q काला, बोली Smiling मईया: Listen मेरे लाला, …. वो City की Item, तू Village का ग्वाला , Thats Why U काला… :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
A Husband And Wife Were Golfing When Suddenly The Wife Asked, "Honey, If I Died Would You Get Married Again?" The Husband Said, "No Sweetie." The Woman Said, "I'm Sure You Would." So The Man Said, "Okay, I Would" Then The Woman Asked, "Would You Let Her Sleep In Our Bed?" And The Man Replied, "Ya, I Guess So." Then The Wife Asked, "Would You Let Her Use My Golf Clubs?" And The Husband Replied, "No, She's Left Handed." :heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes::heart_eyes:
Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne
Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha-
Goli Maru
Ya G@@nd?
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Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh
Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Good Decision..!!!
Banana
Dresser
Grammar
Potato
Revive
Uneven
Voodoo
Are You Peeking Or Have You Already Given Up?
Give It Another Try….
OK… Here You Go… Hope You Didn’t Cheat.
This Is Cool.
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Answer:
In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at
the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be
the same word.
Did you figure it out?
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English na aane ka Nuksaan:
Boyfriend: Darling, are you free tonight?
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Girlfriend: Haramkhor! Free ke Bacche, Aaj se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?
Sawmartinant: If u have black eyes then ur name is "Babe"
Sawmartinan : If u have black eyes then ur name is "Babe" Sanyogita : Wo kaise? Sawmartinant : Yeh kaali kaali aankhein, "Tu Babe"
हर मोहल्ले :house_with_garden: में एक एसा हरामखोर :smiling_imp: जरूर होता है, जिसे पता होता है की कौनसी लड़की :person_with_blond_hair: कहाँ Set :couple: है .
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi ke ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota . ..
Sote hue ko jagayenge hum
Aap ki ninde churayenge hum
Har waqt sms kar ke satayenge hum
Aap ko aayega ghussa
Lekin…
Uss ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum...
Very beautiful
Zindgi mey 3 factories jarur lagao...
Brain mein Ice Factory
Zubaan mein Sugar Factory
Heart mein Love Factory
Life apney aap SATIS-FACTORY ho jayegi...��
Always Pray to GOD
BMW
BMW
BMW
Bless My Work.
Bring Me Wisdom.
Burn My Worries.
Let each of us Drive a BMW in life...��
�� GooD MorNinG ��
गर्लफ्रेंड : मैं अपना पर्स घर पर भूल आई, मुझे 1000 रुपये की जरूरत है। . . बॉयफ्रेंड : कर दी न छोटी बात, पगली यह ले... . . 10 रुपये। अभी रिक्शा करके घर जा और पर्स ले आ। गर्लफ्रेंड बेहोश :grinning::grinning:
Bapu lagan ma gaya
plate par tissue paper joine vicharyu ke aa pan kadach khavani vastu hase
Etle jevu khava gaya tya to badha bapuoa e raad padi
"e no khata, haav moru se......"
।। जय माताजी ।।
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