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  • Sote hue ko jagayenge hum Aap ki ninde churayenge hum Har waqt sms kar ke satayenge hum Aap ko aayega ghussa Lekin… Uss ghusse me hi yaad to aayege hum...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye. GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye. BF: Kya pucha??? GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai.. --- The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend Is: . . . . . . . . . . . "Khao Meri Kasam !! ---- MOdern DefinitiOn Of a " BOy Friend " . . . . . . . . . . . A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • ���� 1st time in HISTORY Sardar ne 1 Intelligent sawal puchha & teacher behosh. SARDAR ka Sawal = ⚫BLACK is a color , ⚪WHITE is a color but BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOR TV why..❓ ����
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jankar anjan banna acha lagta hai Mujhe unko aapne liye pareshan kar na acha lagta hai. Karte hai woh mujse pyar ka igrar Ek hi baat bar bar sunna acha lagta hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shikhar Dhawan reminded Virat Kohli that . . . . . . . . . Anushka Sharma loved a Pakistani in PK..and then he start firing.���� #IndvsPak ----
    • 9 years ago



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  • ભગો સાઇકલ લઇને અંધારી રાતે કબ્રસ્તાનમાં ઘુસી ગ્યો.
    બીજા દરવાજેથી નીકળીને ઉભા.. પરસેવો લુછતા લુછતા કયે

    મારો હાળો આ ક્યો રોડ હતો.. અટલા બધા બંપરીયા....!!! :joy::joy::joy:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • कुछ मेम्बर तो ऐसे है की जैसे सत्यनारायण की कथा सुनने आये हो... सिर्फ प्रशाद से मतलब है उनको... अरे भाई ग्रुप में हो तो अपनी मौजूदगी का कुछ तो प्रमाण दो...।
    • 9 years ago



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  • ग्रुप के सभी सदस्य से निवेदन है कम से कम एक पोस्ट तो रोज करे। ताकि हमें ये पता चले की आप का नेट चालू हे। और पोस्ट ना करने की दिशा मै ये समजा जायेगा की घोडा तो ले आये पर घास के पैसे नहीं........
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • हम नहीं जीत सके उनसे.. वो ऐसी शरत लगाने लगे.. प्यारी सी आँखो को... .... मेरी आँखो से लडाने लगे.. हम शायद जीत भी जाते.. पर पलके हमने तब झपकाईं.. जब उनकी पलकों से आँसु आने लगे
    • 9 years ago



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  • सोने में आई भारी गिरावट ~ . . . . . . पहले लोग 10 घण्टे सोते थे। अब whatsapp के कारण 4 घण्टे ही सोते हैं।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny SMS
  • Whatsapp ek masti hai Call se sasti hai Neend ko udati hai Khoon ko badati hai Dimag ko pakati hai Par kuch bhi ho ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक आदमी अपनी गर्भवती बीवी को हॉस्पीटल ले गया और नर्स से बोला; अगर लडका हो तो कहना कि टमाटर हुआ है और अगर लडकी हो तो कहना प्याज हुयी है..! . इत्तेफाक से लडका लडकी दोनों हो जाते हैं और नर्स कन्फ्यूजन में बाहर आयी और बोली . . सर बधाई हो.. "सलाद" हुआ है..!! :D :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • If Electricity Goes In America They Call The Power Station.. In Japan They Test The Fuse But In India They Check The Neighbours House.. . "Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Main khud apni shayari ko kiya accha kahon? Mujh ko teri tarif teri daad chahiye, Ehsas-E-mohabbat tumhare waste hai, Lekin junoon-E-ishq ko teri her sougaat chahiye! Logon ko saanson ki chahe ho zarurat Mujhe jeene k liye sirf Tera "SAATH" chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • આપડે તો :comet:ચાર ચાર :comet:#બંગડી વાળી:oncoming_automobile: ગાડી ના જોઇયે #વાલા આપડે સાત સાત જન્મો સુધી :two_men_holding_hands::walking:#ભાઈબંધો નો #સાથ જોઇયે..
    #દોસ્ત:two_men_holding_hands:... અજબ જાદુ:part_alternation_mark: છે તારા માં,,,
    તું પૂછે મને... " મજામાં:interrobang: ? "
    ને બધું #દુ:ખ ગાયબ થઇ જાય હવા માં...!!!
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status , New Whatsapp Status
  • Girls Marks in Computer:" 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: "44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mujhe Khamosh Rahon Mein Tera Saath Chahiye, Tanha Hai Mera Haath Tera Haath Chahiye… Hasrat-E-Zindagi Ko Teri Hi Sougaat Chahiye, Mujhe Jeene Ke Liye Tera Hi Saath Chahiye Happy Propose Day!!! Good Relations are just like “Water” No Colour , No Shape, No Smell, NO Taste. But Still Very Very “Important” For Life. Happy Propose Day 2015 TO LOVE SOME ONE IS NOTHING, TO BE LOVED BY SOMEONE IS SOMEONE, BUT TO BE LOVED BY THE ONE YOU LOVE IS EVERYTHING. Happy Propose Day !!
    • 9 years ago



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