Whatsapp Funny SMS

Yeh Baat Samajh Me Aayi Nahi, Aur Mummy Ne Samajhai Nahi. . Mai Kaise Mithi Baat Karu? Jab Mithi Chiz Koi Khai Nhi. . Ye Chand Kaise Maamu Hai? Jab Mumy Ka Wo Bhai Nahi. . Kyu Lambe Baal Hai Bhaalu Ke? Kyu Usne Treamming Karai Nahi. Kya Wo Bi Ganda Bachha Hai? Ya Jungle Me Koi Naai Nahi. . . Nana Ki Biwi Jab Nani Hai, Dada Ki Biwi Jab Dadi Hai. Papa Ki Biwi Kyon Papi Nahi? .

8 years ago

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श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!!
टीटू: – ये क्या है…???
श्याम: – लव लेटर है…।
टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…।
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श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

7 years ago

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लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook
पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए
और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow
करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है

7 years ago

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BOY- Sir Iska Kya Mtlb Hai “I M
GOING”
SIR- Mai Ja Raha Hu.
BOY- Sir Bataiye Na
SIR- Mai Ja Raha Hu
BOY-saale Aise Kaise Chala Jaega
Answr Bata K Ja

:joy::grinning::joy::grinning::joy:

7 years ago

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Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi, . . Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya. .. Banta: Muchh rakhni hai? . Santa: Haan Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar) Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai! . .@Rahul

8 years ago

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Dear Pakistan cricket fans . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

8 years ago

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1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha Girl :- Haan Bolo...... Boy:-I likeu do u like me Girl:- yes, no, yes, no.... Boy:- I Love You Very Much.. You are MyWorld. Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u Ladka Rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai... . Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai.. . Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga, . par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta.. . 1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai. Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha . Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti to tum use kyu pyar karta hai? tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi. . "Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya, Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi.. Ladke Ne Bola :- . "HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI MAGAR KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.

8 years ago

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Whatsapp ek masti hai Call se sasti hai Neend ko udati hai Khoon ko badati hai Dimag ko pakati hai Par kuch bhi ho ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai

8 years ago

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A person who truly loves you ... . . . . . . . will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is! Agree?

8 years ago

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हमसे जरा सोच समझ कर पंगा :muscle:???? लेना मेरे दोस्त क्योंकि,
समुन्द्र की लहर :ocean: और तेरे भाई की कहर :imp:
दोनों ही जानलेवा होती है…. :sunglasses:

7 years ago

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प्यार :couplekiss: किया तो डरना क्या ? :point_right: मगर एक 1⃣ बात ये भी तो है कि डर :cry: के आगे जीत है :sunglasses:

7 years ago

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#_अपना :relieved: तो_ कोई:sparkles:
fґї℮η∂ :man::woman::boy::boy: नही है:heart_eyes:
सब :yum: #साले:kissing_heart:
#_कलेजे:heart:_के टुकडे :revolving_hearts::two_hearts: है:sparkles:

7 years ago

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Good one To all my married friends and dear once.... This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure u treat ur wife well, take her to a movie, then to a 5 star �� dinner and generally keep her happy So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday) she gives u the control of the TV remote, so u can watch India Pakistan match peacefully ��

8 years ago

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þadнŋe-l¡kнŋe мe тo нυм ßacнþaŋ ѕe genoυѕт нe, ßυт ek d¡ŋ þr¡nc¡þal ki ßeт¡ Ko cннed d¡ya тo ѕale ŋe college ѕe н¡ ѕυѕþend kar d¡ya.,....

8 years ago

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Dekh Bhai - Chillana hai to India India Chillana Pak Pak to murgibhi karti hai

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लौट आता हूँ वापस घर की तरफ, हर रोज़ थका-हारा, आज तक समझ नहीं आया की जीने के लिए काम करता हूँ या काम करने के लिए जीता हूँ। बचपन में सबसे अधिक बार पूछा गया सवाल - “बङे हो कर क्या बनना है ?” जवाब अब मिला है, – “फिर से बच्चा बनना है.

8 years ago

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Ek-kiss ke baad kya hota hai? ! ! !socho, !!Sharmao mat! !Kya hota hai bola na? !!Its easy Ek-kiss (21) ke baad Baa-iss (22) hota hai,! !Padhai par dhyan do ROMANCE par nahi.

8 years ago

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Most Common Dialogues During Exam: 1. Saale kitna likhega.. ?? 2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha... 3. Maam I was asking for the eraser . 4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha:/ 5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha.. ?? 6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete . 7. Lag gyi bhai aaj 8. Paper kisne set kiya hai..?? 9. Paper kaisa tha.. ?? . 10. Sheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth...han abb dikhayi dee raha hai.. . And The Famous one 11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next time acche se padhayi karunga..

8 years ago

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Marriage is the cause of divorce.

8 years ago

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"Khauf " Kya Hota Hai Insaan :bust_in_silhouette: Se Pucho Jo Apna Mobile :iphone: Bina Lock Kiye Ghar :house: Par Bhool Jata Hai!

7 years ago

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