Old is gold
THERE ARE 3 KINDS OF MEN..
1. THE EUROPEANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their wife most.
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2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfrnd but they love their girlfrnd the most.
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3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfrnds but they love their mother the most..
Jai mata di.
Meanwhile ....
Aliya bhat ne Shikhar dhavan ki half
century k liye David dhavan ko badhayi di...��������������
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Meanwhile,
Alia bhatt called Salman Khan nd said,
"Yeh aapka bhai sohail Khan Pakistan me se kyu khela ?.."
श्याम का सर फट गया…!!! डॉक्टर: – ये कैसे हुआ…??? ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; श्याम: – मैं ईंट से पत्थर तोड़ रहा था, एक आदमी ने मुझसे कहा, “कभी खोपड़ी का इस्तेमाल भी कर लिया कर” :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
Boy Called Customer care
A girl picked up the phone
Girl: ........customer care mein aapka swaagat hai
Boy:thank u
Girl: mai aapki kya sahaayta kar sakti hu??
Boy :kya aap shaadi karna chahti hai mujhse??
Girl: jee aapne galat number laga diya hai
Boy :nai nai maine sahi number lagaya hai, aap shaadi karengi?
Girl: jee mai shaadi mein interested nai hu
Boy:arre madam sun toh lijiye ek baar
Girl: not interested
Boy :love marriage karengi toh honeymoon mein switzerland, arrange marriage karengi toh paris
Girl: jee mai aapse shaadi karna hee nai chahti toh aap offer kyu de rahe hai??
Boy :court marriage ka expense 10,000rs
Normal wedding ka expense 2,00,000rs
Muslim style wedding mein sirf 200rs
Girl: aapko samajh nai aata ki mujhe shaadi nai karni fir bhi aap samajte nai
Boy :ab pata chala madam aapko humara dard, jabki hume nai interest hota phir bhi aap naye naye offer ke naam per baar baar call karti rehti hai.
Customer care Girl shocked, Boy rocked
भाईसाब ???? दिल :broken_heart: तो तब टूटता है :confounded:, जब आप :sunglasses: किसी शादी :sparkles::couple_with_heart::sparkles: में जाओ और ढंग की लड़की :woman: ना दिखे.
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
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The Biggest Atom Bomb Used By Every Girlfriend
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"Khao Meri Kasam !!
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MOdern DefinitiOn Of a
" BOy Friend "
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A Person WhO Has TO Lyk All The Status N Photos OF Her GirlFrnd NO Matter HOw Bad They Are..!!
हम नहीं जीत सके उनसे..
वो ऐसी शरत लगाने लगे..
प्यारी सी आँखो को...
.... मेरी आँखो से लडाने लगे..
हम शायद जीत भी जाते..
पर पलके हमने तब झपकाईं..
जब उनकी पलकों से आँसु आने लगे
Good one
To all my married friends and dear once....
This valentine 14 feb 2015 (Saturday) make sure u treat ur wife well, take her to a movie, then to a 5 star �� dinner and generally keep her happy
So that on 15 Feb 2015 (Sunday)
she gives u the control of the TV remote, so u can watch India Pakistan match peacefully ������
#pagla :man_with_gua_pi_mao:? Bolta Hai Dekh Kai:eyes: #Dp :woman:? Teri :kissing_heart:#darling:couplekiss: Mai :scream: Baichain Ho Gya :heart_eyes:… Ek Hi #jhalak:heart_eyes:dekha:wink:aur Tera:point_right::woman:?sabse :heartbeat: Bda? #fan :heart_eyes: Ho Gya…
Bhai Suna Ki Kal Raat 4 Gundo Ne
Aapki Kanpati Pe Gun Rakh Ke Pucha-
Goli Maru
Ya G@@nd?
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Aaj Aap Ko Whatsapp Pr Online Dekh
Ke Khushi Ho Rahi Hai.
Good Decision..!!!
Ek Line Jo Ladkiyo or Ladko Ka Dil Raat Ko 2 Bajay Bhi Tod Sakti Hai
"The Number U Have Dialed is Busy on Another Call, Please Try Again Later Agree ??
डॉक्टर की गलती और वकील की गलती में क्या फर्क होता है? डॉक्टर की गलती ज़मीन के चार फूट नीचे गाड़ देती हैं और वकील की गलती चार फूट ऊपर टांग देती हैं. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: