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ये दिसम्बर :date: तो बातों :relieved: का मौसम था,
दुआ करो :kissing_closed_eyes: कि जनवरी :calendar: बाहों :couple: का मौसम हो :couple:.

Kalpesh

8 years ago

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:point_right:जो लडकियाँ :princess:मुझे 14 फरवरी:watch:
को Purpose:information_desk_person: मारने वाली हे,
वो मुझे :point_up_2:आज ही मार दे :thumbsup:
मैं :grinning:नही चाहता मेरी:grinning: वजह से :point_right:
किसी:princess: को Wait :watch:करना पडे.

Jitendra - Pune

7 years ago

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प्यार :couplekiss: किया तो डरना क्या ? :point_right: मगर एक 1⃣ बात ये भी तो है कि डर :cry: के आगे जीत है :sunglasses:

Uday - Indor

7 years ago

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Very beautiful Zindgi mey 3 factories jarur lagao... Brain mein Ice Factory Zubaan mein Sugar Factory Heart mein Love Factory Life apney aap SATIS-FACTORY ho jayegi...�� Always Pray to GOD BMW BMW BMW Bless My Work. Bring Me Wisdom. Burn My Worries. Let each of us Drive a BMW in life...�� GooD MorNinG ��

Admin

8 years ago

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वो #pagla :microphone:bola यूँ रोज रोज #DP बदलने से :ok_hand:कुछ नही :gun:होगा.. :ok_hand:अगर Itni ही ??#beautiful है तो, मुझे #पटाकर :ok_hand:दिखा.. But.. M Confused:ok_hand: Ki Vo Pagla #Challange कर… Rha H.ya :loud_sound:#Offer दे.. Rha Ha.:grin::grin:

Milap

7 years ago

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If Electricity Goes In America They Call The Power Station.. In Japan They Test The Fuse But In India They Check The Neighbours House.. . "Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"

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8 years ago

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Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha: Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai.. Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein? Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the.. Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye! Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’! Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!

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8 years ago

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Banta ne hazamat ki dukaan kholi, . . Ek din Santa shave karaane aaya. .. Banta: Muchh rakhni hai? . Santa: Haan Banta (Muchh Kaat Kar) Le rakh le jahaa rakhni hai! . .@Rahul

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8 years ago

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