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  • पति व्हिस्की का एक ग्लास बनाता है और पत्नी से कहता है: लो पिओ इसे पत्नी व्हिस्की चखती है, फिर कहती हैं: छी‍…. छी, कितनी कड़वी है। पति: और तू सोचती है कि मैं रोज अय्याशी करता हूँ।। ज़हर के घूंट पीता हूँ ज़हर के।।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
    looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
    The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
    The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
    The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
    "Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
    They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
    The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
    The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • The First Indian kiss by 20 stranger !!! One of most hilarious video I ever seen...!!!! Here is what happened when we asked 20 strangers to KISS in India. A short movie ! whatsapp funny video Indian Society
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ek Ladka ek Ladki se puchhta hai Bacche kaese hote hain ? . Ladki : Chup ! . Ladka : Bataona plzz. . Ladki : Nahi pata . Ab dubara mat puchhna. . . Ladka : Arey bewakoof itna bhi nahi pata. Bacche SHARARATI hote hain.:p:D moral : Ladkiyan humesha Ladko ko galat hi samajhti hain
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...? लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है... लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है.... .हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का... रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...!!!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • What is "WILL POWER" ?? . . It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30 Friend requests... . . . . . . . and still you click "Logout" and "Study" !!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
    15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
    .
    जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
    300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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    मोरल-
    एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
    बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Winter Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • गांव मे पत्नी पति को पीट
    रही थी पडोसी बोला : क्यों मार रही हो
    बेचारे को,
    पत्नी बोली : बेचारे नहीं हे ये….,
    इन्हें फ़ोन किया था तो एक लड़की
    बोली, जिस व्यक्ति से आप संपर्क करना चाहते
    हो वह अभी व्यस्त है…. :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi. Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka "TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes