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  • Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Guy- I Love u Gal : I m Married & I have a Husband, and I also have a Casual Boyfriend & have one Serious Extra Marital Affair Guy (after a longggggggg pause) "Dekhle agar main bhi adjust ho jau... =)) X_X
    • 9 years ago



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    जब भी किसी दूल्हे की बारात देखता हूं...
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    तो मुझे "जीसस
    काइस्ट्र" के अन्तिम वचन याद आते हैं...
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    "हे ईश्वर... इसे क्षमा करना...
    ये नही जानता... ये क्या करने जा रहा है..!!"
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Senior Student During Ragging Says: On Ur Marriage I Will Kiss Ur Wife . . . . . . . . Junior Students reply: Ok Fine Sir But I’m Going To Marry Ur Sister!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Is mirror ki kya keemat he?? SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 ! . . Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he.. kya isme koi khas baat he?? . . SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100 floor se niche girao, . ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega... . . . Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Dusre Din >>> Pati (phone par): Kaha Ho..? Patni: Ghar mein..! Pati: Acha agar Ghar mein ho, To mixi chalao..! Patni mixi chalati hai... gar gar gar gar... Pati: Acha theek hai..! <<< Teesre Din >>> Pati ghar pahuch jata hai..! Pati (Naukrani Se): Maalkin kaha hai..? Naukrani: Pata nahi sahab, bahut der se kahi gayi hai..! Lekin sahab... ek baat samajh nahi aayi, saath mein mixi kyu le gayi..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? . BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur RAS PURI apni jagah.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
    એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
    બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
    સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
    કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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    સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
    શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
    :flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Sardar Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS
  • Girl : Mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaaye . . . . Boy: Chal pagli.. Jo bhi ho main shaadi tumse hi karunga ….. Aunty ko kehna mujhe bhool jaaye…
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes