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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

    दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
    जरा…,

    औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
    है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

    दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

    औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
    हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

    दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
    हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without Touching You.. . Girl: You Cant . Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok . Boy Tightly Kissed Her . . Girl: Hey You Touched Me . . . . . . . Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
    • 9 years ago



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  • Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Acchi ladkiya and Dinosaur mein kya Similarity hai..??? . . . . Jyada mat socho . . . . . Dono hi ab is duniya se arbo saal pehle gayab ho chuke hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ex-girlfriend ki shaadi ka card mila. Thodi takleef to hui. Fir socha jayenge zaroor. Mohabbat apni jagah hai aur RAS PURI apni jagah.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'!
    • 9 years ago



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  • चूहों की गेंग
    तलवार लेकर
    भाग रही थी..

    शेर ने पूछा: क्या हुआ, तुम लोग
    इतने गुस्से से
    कैसे भाग रहे हो..?

    चुहा : हाथी कि बेटी को किसी
    ने प्रपोज किया है
    नाम हमारा आ रहा है................

    "लाशेँ बिछा देँगे.. लाशेँ"..
    :stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue::stuck_out_tongue:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey
    • 9 years ago



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  • चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
    और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
    पर संदेह नहीं करते........

    कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

    सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
    आनी चाहिये........
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi . . Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya Usne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
    • 9 years ago



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  • A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes
    • 9 years ago



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