સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:
Pappu: I love u
Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune??
Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha..
Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??
A Perfect Girl:
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Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
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Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, .
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
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Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
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Aur
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Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
श्याम खाली पेपर को बार-बार चूम रहा था…!!! टीटू: – ये क्या है…??? श्याम: – लव लेटर है…। टीटू: – मगर ये तो खाली है…। :: :: :: :: :: :: :: श्याम: – आजकल बोलचाल बंद है… :slight_smile: :slight_smile:
भिखारी (पिंकी से) : मैडम एक रुपए दे दो।
पिंकी : शर्म नहीं आती, इतने स्मार्ट, खूबसूरत, हैंडसम जवान लड़के हो और भीख मांगते हो?
भिखारी (खुश होकर) : ठीक है तो फिर एक झप्पी ही दे दो।
REAL LOVE:
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Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k
dupatte se pocha to wo boli:
"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
pocha to Maa boli:
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"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me..
Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc .
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Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar,
abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai
Im Using Windows 98....!!
Joke Of the Year... ;))
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or
pocha
mujhse pyar karogi..
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Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya
9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or
pucha
mujhe kiss karogi..
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Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya..
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Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki
dua
karne lagi..
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar
liya..
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Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi
krungi aur
kiss bhi karungi"
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Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola
Pappu:"
Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar
jaye
"Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi karunga..
Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.
Girfriend And Boyfriend On
Phone
Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni
Aati Hain
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Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ?
How Should Central Bank Fight
These Inflationary Trends With
Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm? .
Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!!
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Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main
bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le.
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hahaha Thoko LIKE
Ladies driving:D
Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na?
Patient:
Kaun sa road ?
Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))