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  • Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,���� Mango,���� Apple,�� Chiku���� amrud���� cherry���� Pineapple���� Strawberry�� Pear���� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
    • 10 years ago



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  • दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? पहला- लव लेटर है। दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Friend aur Best friend mai kya farq hai..??? . . . . . Friend kehta hai:" plz drive safe & Slow . . . Best friend kehta hai:" Bhaga bhootnike bhaga aage scooty pe item ja rahi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka kon.. ?? Dhoni No . . Salman No . . Tendulkar No . Phir kaun.. ?? . . Duniya ka sabse Lucky Ladka wo hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Jo apni GirlFrnd ka eklauta BoyFrnd ho.. . Agree ?? Thoko Like..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes
  • Ek ladke ne brand new JAGUAR car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . Ladki : wow...!! New car.! Aur wo bhi PUMA ki...!! . . . . . . . . Abhi tak ladka ICU me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa paa raha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ
    • 10 years ago



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  • चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर
    और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:..
    पर संदेह नहीं करते........

    कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,

    सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं ,
    आनी चाहिये........
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



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