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  • Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hey..! I like U. Meri GF Banogi..? . . . Girl: Hmm..! Give Me Ur Number, Jab Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज अमेरिका की लड़किया लड़ाकू विमान चला रही हैं और हमारे देश कि लड़किया अभी तक ये पूछने में व्यस्त है की ” मेले बाबू ने खाना खाया ”
    • 9 years ago



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  • is din se us bewafa ne mujhe chhoda he . DOST . . . . . Yaqeen karo . . . . . . Mobile ki bettry 3 - 4 din Aaram se chal jati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Log kuch din cigarette sharab pite hai Aur aadat ho jaati hai, . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ Hume dekho, . . . . . Hum Bachpan se padhai kar rahe hai, . . par Aaj tak padhai ki Aadat nahi hui, . Thats called SELF CONTROL
    • 9 years ago



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  • मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Never Abuse Girls.... . . . . . . . . . Ha agr gussa aa raha ho to . "AUNTYJI" bol do.... Kasam se gaali se jyada effect karega... Flirty K!llerr
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*
    • 9 years ago



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  • 9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like
    • 9 years ago



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  • पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ
    • 9 years ago



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  • जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
    # Entry:heart:
    होगी
    सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
    खाएगी
    पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
    मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
    • 9 years ago



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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए,

    पापा- वेटर एक बियर :beer: और एक आईसक्रीम लाओ :icecream:,

    बेटा – आईसक्रीम :icecream: क्यों पापा, आप भी बियर :beer: लीजिये ना,

    दे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:..पे..चप्पल :athletic_shoe:.
    • 9 years ago



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