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  • Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girfriend and boyfriend on phone: Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan? Girl Theek hun. Boy: Aaj kya khaya dinner mein? Girl: Tumhe bas yehi batein karni aati hain, kya khaya, kuan sa serial dekha, kaun sa song suna.... Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, ye batao ki how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the money markets? Girl: hmmmm.... daal chawal khaye hain, dahi aur salad bhi tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 18 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? 18 Yrs Old Girl: Get Lost! No! . . . . . 5 Yrs Old Boy: Will U Be My Girlfriend.. ?? . . 18 Yrs Old Girl: OMG! U R So Cute, (^_^) Yes, Yes, I Will.. . . . . Hey Bhagwan Ye Kaisi Leela Hai Tumhari..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त:
    आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.?
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    बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ?
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    जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो
    खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं
    आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Good 1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati,aur sham ko 5 Baje Utar Jati. . . . pucho kyu? . . MBA Karke Pagal ho Gayi Thi,Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajti thi..!!!��
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS: Mohabbat to kisi 1 se karungi Ho sake,to kisi nek se karungi. Lekin jab tak na milega,wo nek ladka "TRY"to har 1 ko karungi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega . . Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • बेटा---" माँ, आजकल प्यार का वायरस हर तरफ फैला है।
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    लगता है मुझे भी उस वायरस ने अटैक किया है। ".
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    माँ---" चिंता मत कर बेटा, मेरे पास चप्पल है
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    जो,एन्टीवायरस का काम करती है। :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::heart_eyes::smiley::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



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  • संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था,
    ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने
    उसे 15 रुपये दिये,
    ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage:
    संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है,
    आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:
    • 10 years ago



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  • शिक्षक – 15 फलों के नाम बताओ …
    छात्र – आम !
    शिक्षक – शाबाश !
    छात्र – अमरुद …
    शिक्षक – गुड !
    छात्र – सेब …
    शिक्षक – वैरी गुड ! तीन हो गए .. बाकी 12 और बताओ ?
    छात्र – 1 दर्ज़न केले !!
    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 10 years ago



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