Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Universally True :- The only 3 persons whom a woman listens carefully & follows Sincerely & does EXACTLY as he says is a.... TAILOR, PHOTOGRAPHER & BEAUTICIANS Baki to woh kisi k baap ki bhi nahi sunti. ��

9 years ago

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Ek Shaikh Apni Girl Friend Ke Sath Chips Kha Raha Tha Ke Achanak Ladki Ankhoon Main Ankhain Daal Kar Boli Tum Kya Feel Kar Rahe Ho, Shaikh "yahi Ke Tum Muj Se Zayada Chips Kha Rahi Ho"
:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed::blush:

9 years ago

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"PREM"" Garam Chay Ke Jaisa Hai Aur ""DIL"" Parle-G Biscut Ke Jaisa Hai""" ~~~>> Hadd Se Jyada Dubaoge To Toot Jayega.....

9 years ago

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Ek Ladki, . ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai . Aur . Ek Tasveer Dekhkar, . Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai: . Ladki : Iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !? . . . Maalik : Meri Maa . Tu Dimag Mat Laga, . Ghar Jaa, . Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai

9 years ago

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बॉयफ्रेंड :- एक ही कपड़े पहन के रोज घूमती हो ... :neutral_face::neutral_face::no_mouth: . . . .

.अजीब नहीं लगता ? :yum: . . . . .

गर्लफ्रेंड :- ये मेरी ऑफिस यूनिफार्म है साले . . . . बेरोजगार ....!!!!:joy::joy::joy::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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Boy: Janeman is dil mei aaja. Girl: Sandal nikalu kya? Boy: Pagli, ye mera dil hai, koi mandir nahi, aise hi aaja.

9 years ago

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Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"

9 years ago

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SCHOOL ME ADMISSION KE LIYE INTERVIEW TEACHER : BETA AAPKE PAPA KYA KARTE HAI.? . CUTE ANS BOY : JO MUMMY BOLTI HAI..!!

9 years ago

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WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.

9 years ago

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Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.

9 years ago

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

9 years ago

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Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .

9 years ago

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ये होती है इमेज !!!

पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

:beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

7 years ago

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Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��

9 years ago

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સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:

7 years ago

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

9 years ago

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Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!

9 years ago

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पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
हमेशा नींद ही आती
रहती हैं।

डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
ठीक हो जाओगे.

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9 years ago

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"लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"

9 years ago

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