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Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!

9 years ago

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Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर Heart

9 years ago

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2 guys were following two girls..... Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........ 1st guy;- what we do now.... 2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister..... Guys rocks girls shoks!!

9 years ago

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""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he

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Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!

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ज्यादा लगाव ना रख मुझसे , मेरे दुश्मन कहते है मेरी उम्र छोटी है , डर मौत का नहीं , तेरे अकेलेपन का है !!

9 years ago

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Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...

9 years ago

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A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...

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girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

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एक गधा घबराकर जंगल में भागे जा रहा था, भागे जा रहा था..

उसे देखकर एक चूहे ने पूछा – “क्या हुआ, कहाँ भागे जा रहा है भाई ??”

गधा – ‘अरे ! वहाँ शेर ने किसी आदमी की वारदात कर दी है, उसे पकड़ने जंगल में पुलिस आई है ।”

चूहा – “पर तू क्यों भाग रहा है, तू तो गधा है न”

गधा – “लगता है, तू नया है, ये भारत है बेटा…

पकड़े गये तो 10-20 साल तो अदालत में यहीं साबित करने में लग जायेंगे कि,

“मैं शेर नहीं, गधा हुँ…”
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Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.. Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98....!!

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

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kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...

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BOY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....

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Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

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A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!

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Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!

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Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
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Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar mai koi nhi hai, aajao.. . . . . . . . . . Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai Tera mann laga rahega .. Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b hota hai

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