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  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu: I love u Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune?? Pappu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. Kamini jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun??
    • 9 years ago



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  • After Exam: 1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, . . 2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, . . 3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai . . 4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, . . Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi yaar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is "WILL POWER" ?? . . It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30 Friend requests... . . . . . . . and still you click "Logout" and "Study" !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
    हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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    पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
    बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya similarity hai.?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Answer: "Both are Cool, Sweet Sab pasand karte hai aur most important similarity is,, . . Dimag wali jagah dhakkan hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

    दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
    जरा…,

    औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
    है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

    दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

    औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
    हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

    दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
    हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 9 years ago



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  • Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Boy and A Girl were playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 mein se aaya to I will Kiss you Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To… . . . . . Boy: Kabhi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aaya To dubara meri bari..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,���� Mango,���� Apple,�� Chiku���� amrud���� cherry���� Pineapple���� Strawberry�� Pear���� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • True love ki 8 nishaniya:" 1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte hai.. . . 2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai . . 3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai.. . . 4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz sunte hai.. . . 6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai.. . . 7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai unka hi khayal hai.. . . 8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5 missing hai so u r in love...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . . Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe pasand ho. par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat hai mujhe car dene ki? . . Iss par ladki ne solid jawab diya- . . Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat toh aeroplane dene ki hai... Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat hai Airport banane ki? .. How many Likes for this girl ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Samajhdar ladkiyo ki to kami nai hai duniya me.. Me- Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Girl: Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, abhi window 8 pe ghum raha hai Im Using Windows 98....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira . . Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira? . . Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k.. . Aam khud hath jorr kr bola! . . Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(��): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ������
    • 9 years ago



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