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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
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  • Dear God, Take away all the gifts you have given me, I want nothing for myself but please bless my parents with a Very Hot daughter-in-law.!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy : What is 143. . . Girl : i love you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i miss you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i need you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i kill you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : phir kya hai ?.... . . . . . . Boy : one hundred&forty three . pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
    • 9 years ago



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  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne- "Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne" . . . . . . . . Mene muskurate hue kaha- "Bhool to nahi sakte Bas lage honge Kamine kisi na kisi ko patane me.!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without Touching You.. . Girl: You Cant . Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok . Boy Tightly Kissed Her . . Girl: Hey You Touched Me . . . . . . . Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta: "mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain? Maa: "tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga, larkiyan to bus larkon ko fasane mein hi lagi rehti hain, jahan acha larka dekha shuru ho gayin, beta inse bach k rehna yeh bohat dhokebaaz hoti hain aur inka to khandan bhi... Beta: "aisa kuch nahi hai woh to daddy bata rahe the ki aap dono ki love marriage thi
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Gujju calls a Dentist to inquire about the cost for tooth extraction. Dentist : Rs 850 Sir. Gujju : Rs 850!!! Too much! Don’t you have anything cheaper? Dentist : That’s the normal charge, Sir. Gujju : What if you don’t use any anesthetic? Dentist : That’s unusual, Sir, but can be done and will cut the cost by Rs 400 . Gujju : Ok. And what if you deploy one of your trainee-dentists to do the extraction, without anesthetic? Dentist : Well, I cannot guarantee professionalism and it also would be painful. But the price could drop down to Rs 150. Gujju: Hmm. What if you make it like a training-session, like one of your students does the extraction, while the other students watch and learn? Dentist : It’ll be good for the students but quite traumatic. And I can pay you Rs 200 for it. Gujju : Now you’re talking! Ok, it’s a deal. Can I confirm an appointment for my mother-in-law for tomorrow then?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : Batao India me sabse jayda baarish kaha girti he. ??? Badi der sochne k baad Golu ne jawab diya: Zameen par.
    • 9 years ago



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  • जिस:point_up: दिन मेरी:raising_hand: #Girlfriend:wink::heart_eyes: की
    # Entry:heart:
    होगी
    सबसे # पहले मेरे हाथ:wave: से चार # थप्पड़
    खाएगी
    पगली:information_desk_person: इतनी # Late #Entry
    मारती:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: है.../':hearts::hearts::hearts::hearts:
    • 9 years ago



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  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When u stop communicating, u start losing ur valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody u care.... Atleast once daily ....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:Kaha se ho? Girl:Kolkata Boy:Arre waha meri didi rethi hai Girl:Wah!kaunsa area? Boy:Nai malum Girl:Name Boy:Mamta Banerjee *Blocked*
    • 9 years ago



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