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3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.

10 years ago

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Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do . . Pandit:" kyon?? . . Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai, swarg me kaam ayegi.. . . Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? . . student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.

10 years ago

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एक लड़की छाता ठीक करवाने गयी। दुकानदार: ऊपर का कपड़ा उतारना पड़ेगा और नीचे डण्डा डालना पड़ेगा। लड़की: जो मर्ज़ी करो बस पानी अंदर नहीं गिरना चाहिए। Happy monsoon

10 years ago

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9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like

10 years ago

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સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
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9 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

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What is "WILL POWER" ?? . . It is when you see 10 Notification, 20 Msgs and 30 Friend requests... . . . . . . . and still you click "Logout" and "Study" !!!

10 years ago

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""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he

10 years ago

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Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.

10 years ago

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Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P —– Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa: Bilkul marte the Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..?? —– A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: “Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My Own Problems!” :-)

10 years ago

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Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red:rose:, Sky Is Blue:mount_fuji:,
O My Darling! I Love You...:heart_eyes:

After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead:upside_down:,
I Have Flu:sleepy:,
don't Come Near Me,:grimacing:
Parayi Hatt Tuu,
:flushed::smiley::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi? Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna 

10 years ago

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