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  • Alia Bhatt so genius.. that... All scientists failed to answer this Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating ? Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dear Men, A woman who loves you truly will never ask you to buy her expensive gifts or take her to expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a promise to bring her a world of luxuries... She just wants your love, care and attention.. She wants you to spend a lot of quality time with her.. and appreciate her for all that she does for you out of love and affection.. Every woman is unique in her own way..
    • 9 years ago



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  • गांव मे पत्नी पति को पीट
    रही थी पडोसी बोला : क्यों मार रही हो
    बेचारे को,
    पत्नी बोली : बेचारे नहीं हे ये….,
    इन्हें फ़ोन किया था तो एक लड़की
    बोली, जिस व्यक्ति से आप संपर्क करना चाहते
    हो वह अभी व्यस्त है…. :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley:
    • 9 years ago



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  • A boy had a crush on his classmate. . . . One fine day he proposed her. . . . . . But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again. . . . . .... . .. And the boy remains silent for rest of the days. . . . . . . Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and ... . . . writes in it . . . . . . . " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me." . . . Four years passed, ... . . . . But..... . . . . the boy never approached the girl again. . . ... . ..... . MORAL: boys never open their books.����
    • 9 years ago



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  • When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays like a RANI, . Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai, . Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai. . Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
    ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
    डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
    ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 9 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her fore head is respect, . . kissing a girl on her cheek is care, . . kissing a girl on her eyesis care & love, . . kissing a girl on her lips is love, . . but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend ??? . . HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG .....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
    • 9 years ago



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