Yesterday at 8:17pm
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, Apne boyfrnd ke liye, Shayari likhi.....
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
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Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
True love ki 8 nishaniya:"
1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte
hai..
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2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
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3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
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4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz
sunte hai..
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6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai..
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7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai..
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8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye
ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai so u r in love...
Most Common Dialogues During Exam:
1. Saale kitna likhega..??
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2. Abe zor se bol na kuch sunai nai de raha...
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3. Madam I was asking for the eraser..
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4. Bata na fattu koi nai dekh raha
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5. Yaar ye chapter kab karvaya tha..??
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6. Yar ek din or mil jaata to padh lete..
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7. Lag gayi bhai aaj
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8. Paper kisne set kiya hai.??
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9. Paper kaisa tha..??
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10. Dheet ko thora right main rakhna aur khud thora khisak ke beth... han abb dikhayi dee raha hai..
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And The Famous one
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11. Bhagwaan bus is baar paas kardo.. Maa Kasam.. next tym acche se padhayi karunga....
GF on phone call with BF!
Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai.
BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke
us par daal do.
GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega?
BF - Try to karo.
After 15 mins , BF calls to GF.
BF - Tumne try kiya ??
GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band
ho gaya... lolzzzz
गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ…
नदी में कूद सकती हूँ…
लड़का:- लव यू जानू..
क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो…
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गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
Super Killer Joke
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Boy and girl are sitting..
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2 dogs kissed each
other
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Boy- jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main
bhii??????
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Girl- ok, par sambhal ke..,
kahi
kutta kaat na le.
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hahaha Thoko LIKE
WORK PRESSURE... ❄
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?”
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I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…
So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance..
Lastly......
Height Of Work Pressure:
An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
REAL LOVE:
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Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k
dupatte se pocha to wo boli:
"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
pocha to Maa boli:
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"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,