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  • Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without Touching You.. . Girl: You Cant . Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok . Boy Tightly Kissed Her . . Girl: Hey You Touched Me . . . . . . . Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
    • 10 years ago



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  • A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors.. A woman goes to find a husband. Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs. She continues to the second floor.. Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids.. she continues upward… Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.. ‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor.. Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework. She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor… Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature.. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor… There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.. (scroll and keep reading!) Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street.. The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men.. . . . . . . . The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap- beta hotel mai gaye. Papa- Waiter, 1 Ice-cream aur 1 beer lana . . . . Beta- Papa, Ice-cream kyu? Aap bhi beer piyo na
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Very Bad News For All Girls !! . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजकल मोटेरसायकील कंपनी इस प्रकार बाइक बना रही है । जिस पर पीछे बैठी लड़की, ,, ," " " " गर्ल फ्रेंड की जगह ऐसी लगती है, जैसे विक्रम के ऊपर बेताल लटका हो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni Aati Hain . . Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ? How Should Central Bank Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm? . Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!! . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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