Height of attempting unknown question in an exam...
Question: What is an Array..explain with example?
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Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
Eg.:
"ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
Sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hui
Hospital le gaye,
Doctor ne kaha,
2 Test honge,
Sardar : Jor jor se rone laga
Hey bhagwan ab kya Hoga ?
MERI MAA TOH
ANPAD HAI...������
After Exam:
1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par
95 to pakke hai,
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2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question
to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
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3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas
itna pata hai
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4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai
to pakka fail hu,
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Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko
maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi
yaar.
2 guys were following two girls.....
Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........
1st guy;- what we do now....
2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister.....
Guys rocks girls shoks!!
Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America??
Receptionist:1 sec sir..
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Santa disconnect n says,
'pee ke bethi hai kamini"