Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,�� Mango,�� Apple,�� Chiku�� amrud�� cherry�� Pineapple�� Strawberry�� Pear�� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

"जब लड़की कहे – “तुम बहुत अच्छे हो, तुम्हें तो कोई भी मिल जाएगी”, इसका मतलब है उसे कोई और मिल गया है।"

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS

गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Mujhe rulakar sona teri aadat ban gayi hai.... jis din meri aanken na khuli ....tujhe nind se nafrat ho jayege....

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes , New Whatsapp Status

A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes

आखिर कैसे भुला दे हम उन्हें....! मौत इंसानो को आती है यादो को नहीं.....

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

"#Chintu बस में खड़ा था ब्रेक लगी तो एक लड़की पर जा गिरा; लड़की: बत्तमीज़, क्या कर रहे हो? #Chintu: Engineering और आप?"

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS

Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Neil Armstrong landed on moon & found 2 men already there..... . . . . . . He asked: "Who are you ?? . . . . . . . . They replied : " Cameraman Praful k sath Deepak Chaurasia AAJ TAK.

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes