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  • Pappu to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ?? . . . Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.. . . Pappu ne aisa hi kiya.. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.. . . . . Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh karta hai ki Saale.. tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Aulad hai tu meri..
    • 8 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 8 years ago



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  • Boy teasing a girl~~ Boy~ Jhalak dikhla jaa,jhalak dikhla jaa . . . . . . . . . Girl~ (Chappal utaar ke) Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja . . . Boy Shocks... Girl First Time Rockz!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge
    • 8 years ago



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  • Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
    • 8 years ago



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  • Sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab hui Hospital le gaye, Doctor ne kaha, 2 Test honge, Sardar : Jor jor se rone laga Hey bhagwan ab kya Hoga ? MERI MAA TOH ANPAD HAI...������
    • 8 years ago



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  • Joke Of the Year... ;)) Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi.. . 13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar karogi.. . Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss karogi.. . . Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya.. . . Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki dua karne lagi.. . . 3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar liya.. . . Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi karungi" . . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola Pappu:" Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat kaam hargiz nahi karunga.. Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dear God, Take away all the gifts you have given me, I want nothing for myself but please bless my parents with a Very Hot daughter-in-law.!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • ये होती है इमेज !!!

    पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

    पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

    :beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Daru Special Jokes
  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 8 years ago



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  • Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....
    • 8 years ago



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  • गांव मे पत्नी पति को पीट
    रही थी पडोसी बोला : क्यों मार रही हो
    बेचारे को,
    पत्नी बोली : बेचारे नहीं हे ये….,
    इन्हें फ़ोन किया था तो एक लड़की
    बोली, जिस व्यक्ति से आप संपर्क करना चाहते
    हो वह अभी व्यस्त है…. :smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::smiley:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • 3 young Ladies proposed a MAN.. .. He had to choose one of them.. .. He tested by giving them Rs.5000 each 2 spend... . . . . . . 1st bought make up stuff& new dresses & said she wanted to look good for him.. .. 2nd got him few expensive shirts & ties and perfumes& said she wanted him to look good.. .. 3rd one invested the money, Got profit &returned him original amount, saying that she saved the rest for their future.. . . Finally MAN decided to marry . . . . . . . . The first women because.. . . . . . . . . She was looking damn beautiful .... . . ...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
    • 8 years ago



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  • BF Trolled . . Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): - "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." . . Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting- "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Sorry Dosto
    कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
    पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
    मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
    एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
    “पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 8 years ago



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