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  • Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki I am single . . . . aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi. I have a bf . . . mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki . . . . jab sare ladke single hai to ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
    • 9 years ago



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  • REAL LOVE: . Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k dupatte se pocha to wo boli: "Dupatta Ganda na karo, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se pocha to Maa boli: . "Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladies driving:D Doctor to injured patient : Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se dur chalna chahiye tha na? Patient: Kaun sa road ? Main to Garden mein leta hua tha...!=))
    • 9 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl: "I love u" . Boy: "I love u too" . Girl: kitna pyar karte ho? . Boy: Jitna tum karti ho. . . . . . . . Girl: Kamine... . Iska matlab tu bhi time pass kar raha hai.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pucha muzse chand sitaro ne- "Tuze bhula diya kya tere Jigri yaro ne" . . . . . . . . Mene muskurate hue kaha- "Bhool to nahi sakte Bas lage honge Kamine kisi na kisi ko patane me.!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 9 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
    • 9 years ago



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  • A GF is not one who says, . . . . "Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe bhul jao" . . . . . A true GF is one who says, . . . . . . . . "Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke baad ghar se utha lena..
    • 9 years ago



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  • BF Trolled . . Girlfriend : "Last night I had a dream of you." . . Boyfriend (got excited): - "Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke" . . Girlfriend replied : "We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone." . . Boyfriend (with luv): "I was searching for you, na? . . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting- "Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the"
    • 9 years ago



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  • A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Waqt Ke Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye; Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye; Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin Dosto Ke Saath; Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye; . . . . Thanks to Whatsapp and Facebook... Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dad - Badi hokar kya karogi? Daughter - Maa Banugi, Naukri Karungi, Padhai Karugi, Shaadi Karugi Dad - Tu kuch bhi kar beti .. par thoda Sequence ka Dhyaan rakhna 
    • 9 years ago



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