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  • लेडी 1:relieved:: तुम्हारी बहु कैसी है ?
    लेडी 2:unamused:: बहु तो बहुत बुरी है,
    रोज लेट उठती है,
    मेरा बेटा उसके लिए चाय
    बनाता है, घर का कोई भी
    काम नहीं करती..
    और जब देखो मेरे बेटे से
    बाहर खाना खाने के लिए
    कहेती रहेती है !!
    लेडी 1:relieved:: और दामाद ?
    लेडी 2:wink:: दामाद तो फरिश्ता है.
    रोज सुबह मेरी बेटी को चाय
    बना के पिलाता है,
    उसे घर का कोई भी काम
    करने नहीं देता और अक्सर
    बाहर खाना खाने ले जाता है..
    ऐसा दामाद सबको मिले !!..
    :smiley: रिश्ता वही सोच नई !!
    • 6 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS - Jokes SMS - Hindi Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
    उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

    उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

    ” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

    कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
    :grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Ek shadi me ek ladka 1 ladki ko bahut dhyan se dekh rha tha .... Girl : -- impress hokar -- kyo dekh rhe ho itni der de - . . . . Boy-- I was thinking agar aap meri mummy hoti to, . . . mai bhi kitna sundar hota
    • 8 years ago



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  • Height of attempting unknown question in an exam... Question: What is an Array..explain with example? . Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you. Eg.: "ARRAY e udhar kay kar raha hai !! idhar aa ��"
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi����
    • 8 years ago



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  • Wife: Can you help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do you think I am... a gardener ? Wife: Can you fix the door handle ? Husband: What do you think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options.... Either I should give him a burger or a kiss. Husband: I am sure you must have given him a burger. Wife: What do you think I am.......McDonald ?!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Me : Hey Any weekend Plans ? She : hanging out Wid Friends yaar Me : Bandariya Hai tu .? *blocked* *reported f.I.R*
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Wife : मेहमान आ रहे हैं और घर में दाल के सिवाय कुछ बना नहीं है.

    Husband : जब वे आएं तो Kitchen में एक बर्तन गिरा देना, और
    जब मैं पूछूं तो कहना कि कोरमा गिर गया !
    फिर दूसरा बर्तन गिराना और कहना बिरयानी भी गिर गई !!
    फिर मैं कहूंगा चलो दाल ही ले आओ..:v::sunglasses:

    मेहमानों के आने के बाद बर्तन गिरने की आवाज़ आई,

    Husband : क्या हुआ ??

    Wife : भंगड़ा पा ले कंजरा..
    दाल ही गिर गई !! :scream::see_no_evil:

    :joy::joy:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Jokes SMS
  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pappu to his mom:"Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ?? . . . Mom:"Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.. . . Pappu ne aisa hi kiya.. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.. . . . . Pappu : gusse se "Dil toh karta hai ki Saale.. tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Aulad hai tu meri..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 8 years ago



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  • "WANTED "... Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta... " DABBANG "... Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare... "READY"... Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge: i, me, and myself... "BODYGUARD"... Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna... "KICK"...... Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin ������ "Communication is the lifeline of any relationship. When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships.... So disturb everybody we care.... Atleast once daily...�� Madam ordered a pizza.. Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8? Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
    • 8 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
    • 8 years ago



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  • A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes
    • 8 years ago



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  • Machhar bola insan se Mat maaro hame jaan se Jang chhid jayegi Dusmani bad jayegi Mana ki aap me junoon hai Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi khoon hai...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge
    • 8 years ago



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  • Papa- Aage kya karna hai..?? Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!! . . Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu! Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate! Achi Nikli to Theek, Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D
    • 8 years ago



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