Joke Of the Year... ;))
Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
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13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch kar liya or
pocha
mujhse pyar karogi..
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Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor diya
9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or
pucha
mujhe kiss karogi..
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Ladki:" no, Usne bhi chhor diya..
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Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur chance ki
dua
karne lagi..
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3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne catch kar
liya..
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Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse pyar bhi
krungi aur
kiss bhi karungi"
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Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or bola
Pappu:"
Characterless girl, Isse accha to tu mar
jaye
"Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi karunga..
Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Se.
Pappu apne dost se baat kar raha tha.
Pappu - Ek bar main or mera sir lift se ja rahe the, lift me ek ladki bhi thi.
Achanak light chali gai aur dusare hi pal ek kiss ki awaj ayi or satak ke chate ki awaj ayi.
Light ayi to sir gal pe hat rakh ke khade the.
Dost - Apne sir asse hai
Pappu - Tujhe kya laga sir ne kiss kiya or ladki ne chata mara.??
Dost - haan
Pappu - Nahi re, maine hi kiss ki awaj nikali or sir ko chata mara.
Aisa mouka phir kahan milta.
3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff& new
dresses & said she wanted to
look good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts & ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.
Must read it
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full
form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches
(new) Boy Again.
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho
Gaya
Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
.
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke
Andar
Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar
Karogi .
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Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me
Dhoop
Me
Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada
Raha
. 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me
Ladke
Ki
Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya
Usne
Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi
Lekin
Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To
Ladka
Use
Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz
Mila Jis
Par
Likha Tha
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Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen
Set Ho
Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba
2 ladies 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair
se baate kr
rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam
(mango) gira
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Pehli Aurat
Ye Aam kese gira?
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Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
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Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
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Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten
sun sun kar.
Ultimate Truth Of School Life..
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If A Girl Loves A Boy, No One Knows Except
The Girl..
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And If A boy loves A Girl, Everyone Knows
Except The Girl..
Girfriend And Boyfriend On
Phone
Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ?
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Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni
Aati Hain
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Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ?
How Should Central Bank Fight
These Inflationary Trends With
Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
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Girl : Hmmmm? .
Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!!
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Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?" Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them." His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother." A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face, Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much." The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?" Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-)
Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-*
Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha....
maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
Girlfrend Romantic mood me - aaj ghar
mai koi
nhi hai,
aajao..
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Boy - tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar
sab log
hai Tera mann laga rahega
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Moral - Har ladka kamina nahi hota koi sharif b
hota hai
"WANTED "...
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...
" DABBANG "...
Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare...
"READY"...
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge:
i, me, and myself...
"BODYGUARD"...
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna...
"KICK"......
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin
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"Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody we care....
Atleast once daily...��
Madam ordered a pizza..
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?
Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������