Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.
The Best SMS Joke On Doctor
Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete…
Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D
Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge.
Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge.
Sharafat se contact me rehna,
warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or
rone bhi nhi denge !!
Kal toh hadh hi ho gayi…
Jab main khusi khusi me sadak par apne
kuch dosto ke sath pathake fodne laga to
abhi ek patake me batti chil kar chingari
lagayi hi thi ki samne se ek aunty dikhi
Main aur mere dost sab ek sath chillane lage
Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty pataka
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Aunty muskurayi aur boli…
Nahi re paglo, ab pahle jaisi baat kaha
Prosperous & Happy Diwali
Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi… Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi… Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi… Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha… Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa… Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa. Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya. Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha! Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha! Pass Se Dekha To ‘Bandar’ Nikla!!!!
Ladki: Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi
Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi
Ladka: Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga
Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga..
Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …