Funny Shayari SMS

Dekho kitna zalim hai ye zamana jo hume tumse milne se rokta hai, jabbhi koshish karte hai tumse milne ki yahi keheh kar tokta hai, ki mat jao us kutte ke pas wo to sabko dekh kar bhonkta hai.....

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Arz Kiya Hai.. Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua,Bura Mat Kaho Usey Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey Dusri Set Karo Aur Dafa Karo Usey

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A Chinese Couple Mr. Hoyo & Mrs. Hoyo Had White Twin Babies They Named: 1. Jo Hoyo 2. So Hoyo Next Year They Had One Black Baby They Name, “Yo Ke Hoyo”!

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Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Rum Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Paani Mein Brandy Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
Saala Paani Mein Hi Kuch Gadbad Hai…

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera

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Yaad Aane Lage Chacha Ghalib Ya Elahi! Ye Majra Kya Hai? Taakta Hoon Harek Ladki Ko Varna In Aankhon Ka Fayda Kya Hai Kapdo Ki Aabo Taab Dikhane Mein Reh Gya Kuch Khoobsurato Ko Lubhane Mein Reh Gya Murge Ki Taang Kha Gye Shadi Mein Saare Log Main Deston Se Hath Milane Mein Reh Gya…

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खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
वाह वाह
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था
:joy::grin::grimacing::laughing::laughing:

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Arz kia hai.... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Der na karo, Foran bhai bahan ban jaao...

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Yaad Rakh Kar Meri Dosti Ko Tumne Meri Zindagi Per Ehsaan Kar Diya Mere Mobile Mein Bhi Ye Aakhri Rupeeya Tha Le Voh Bhi Tere Naam Kar Diya

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Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai…

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Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain, Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega Wah… Wah… Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…

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Dil ke mehmaan ban jao, ankho ke armaan ban jao, . hontho ki muskan ban jao, . yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin, . pehle zara, . cartoon se, . insaan to ban jao.

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Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga, Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga, Agar tum haan kahe janeman to, peheliwali ko chod dunga. . .

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Jindagi Behaal Hai,
Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai,
Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai,
kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai,
yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri,
mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai…

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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!

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Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, wah wah.. zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, phir.. phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap. Ha..Ha..Ha

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Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...

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1Shayr ne Arz Kia "Mehfil me hmare jute kho gye to hm ghar kese jyenge" mene kaha "jnab Ap shayri to shuru kro itne aynge ki gin nhi pyenge

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Ik Sher Arz hai . Idhar Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai. . Udher Bhi Gum ho Gaya hai. . . Msg Delete kar Do Sher khatam ho Gaya hai.

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Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne Susu Kar Diya, Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?” Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”

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