Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila,
To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi,
Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko
Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi :)
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai..
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai..
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna..
Q Ke
Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...
Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
Yaad Aane Lage Chacha Ghalib
Ya Elahi! Ye Majra Kya Hai?
Taakta Hoon Harek Ladki Ko
Varna In Aankhon Ka Fayda Kya Hai
Kapdo Ki Aabo Taab Dikhane Mein Reh Gya
Kuch Khoobsurato Ko Lubhane Mein Reh Gya
Murge Ki Taang Kha Gye Shadi Mein Saare Log
Main Deston Se Hath Milane Mein Reh Gya…
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,
mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…
Sahil Ki Geeli Ret Per Do Lover Baithe The
Girlfriend Ne Ladke Ka Hath Pakad Ke Kaha Tum Bolte Kyu Nahi…
Wo Muskura Diya Aur Ret Per Likha,
Mere Moonh Mein Gutka Hai…
Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
Rishtay torr deti hai GF
insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF
Naa aanay dena dil ke kareeb kabhi
isko
kayu ke dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti har GF
.
.
.
GF bolay to
galat fehmi
jo abi apko hogi.
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..