PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai,
Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai,
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,
kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!
Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.
Terri Yaadon Mein,
Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai,
Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein,
Hamaare Sath Hain,
Dil Chahataa Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo,
Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)
Maine dil se kaha, dhoond laana khushi
Nasamajh laya gum, to yeh gum hi sahi,
Maine dil se kaha dhoond laana khushi
Bechaara kahan jaanta tha
Khalish hai yeh kya khala hai
Shehar bhar ki khushi se
Yeh dard mera bhala hai
Jashna yeh raaz na aaye
Mazaa toh bas g
Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati…
Kala Bulb
Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy – Batao?
Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl – Its Natural!
Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D
Javab Main Bhi
Saval Main Bhi
Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi
Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Rakib Main Bhi
Yaroo Main Bhi
Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi
Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai