Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam,
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Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram
Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram….
Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani-
Hu Me Doctor Jaha,
Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
Dil ke mehmaan ban jao,
ankho ke armaan ban jao,
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hontho ki muskan ban jao,
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yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin,
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pehle zara,
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cartoon se,
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insaan to ban jao.
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..
Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..
Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.
Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari
Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega
Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar
To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega.
Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum
mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum
khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe
hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe.
Dekho kitna zalim hai ye zamana jo hume tumse milne se rokta hai,
jabbhi koshish karte hai tumse milne ki yahi keheh kar tokta hai,
ki mat jao us kutte ke pas wo to sabko dekh kar bhonkta hai.....
Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum,
Jo hamesha bajti hi rahe wo tone hai hum,
Ab to pehchan gaye hoge k kaun hai hum...?
SMS ki duniya k DON hai hum..
Apni Haseen Ankho Me
Chupalo Mujko.
Mohabat Agr Krte Ho Tu Churalo Mujko.
Khone Ka Agr Khaof Hai Tou.
Dil Ki Har Dharkan Me Basalo mujko.
Dhoop Ho ya Saya Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalengy .
Yakin Na ho To Azmalo Mujko.
Tere Dukh Ko Seh Len Ge Hans Kr Hm.
Apne Badan
Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?
Boy : 30-40 Bar..
Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?
Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
Bhoot1-tu kese mara?
Bhoot2-Jyda thand se
Or Tu?
B1-patni pe shak tha,
pura ghar dhundha koi ni mila,
Sharm se sucide krli,
B2-Freez khol leta to dono bach jate.
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund
Lo Darji.. Aur
Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji! :P