Na Ishq Kar Mare Yaar yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai, na Karna In Par Aitbaar yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,, recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho aur Number Mera Lagati Hai …
Aaj Ni Chokri O Ne Ekj Problem,
Dhoti Vala Gamta Nathi,
Jeans Vala Sara Hota Nati,
NRI Malta Nathi,
Ane “Mara” Jeva Sidha Chokrao Prem Ma Padta Nathi..
Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
Khuda kare kisi ko mohabbat me judai na mile
Kabhi bhi kisi ko ishq mein bewafayi na mile
Aur jo meri es post ko padh kar b Like na kare
Usko thand mein kabhi rajayi naa mile… :P
Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati…
Kala Bulb
Tum haseen ho to hum bhi kuch kam nahi
Tum mehlo ki ho to hum bhi sadko ke nahi
Pyaar kar ke kehti ho ke shaadi shuda hoon
Kaan khol kar sun lo Kunware hum bhi nahi.