Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad,
Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad,
Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad,
Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.
Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani:
Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
Chup Rahoge To Baat Kon Karega,
Hum Na Honge To Yaad Kon Karega,
Maana Ke Hum itne Sweet To Nahi Jo Aapko Pal-Pal Yaad Aaye,
Par Hum Na Rahe To Aapko Pareshaan Kon Karega.
Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya,
Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta :-
Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya,
Santa:-
Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki,
Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital,
Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…
Haste dilo me gham bhi hai,
muskurati aankhe kabhi nam bhi hai,
dua karte hai aapki hansi kabhi na ruke,
kyunki apki muskurahat ke deewane hum bhi hai…