Funny Shayari SMS

Popat Betho Che Daal Par, . Aansu Pade Che Rumal Par, . Hu To Fida Chu Tari Chaal Par, . Pachi Kem Na Pade 2 Gaal Par.

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Arz H Swarg Sbko Chahiye Pr Marna Koi Nhi Chahta Wah wah Swarg Sbko Chahie Pr Marna Koi nhi Chahta TOP Sbko Krna H Pr Pdhna Koi Nhi Chahta

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Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . . . . Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to, Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.

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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

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Funny shayari BY THIEF.. Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto, . . . . Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...

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Aaj Ni Chokri O Ne Ekj Problem, Dhoti Vala Gamta Nathi, Jeans Vala Sara Hota Nati, NRI Malta Nathi, Ane “Mara” Jeva Sidha Chokrao Prem Ma Padta Nathi..

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Just Imagine Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…

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Khate Hain Kasam Hum, Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge, Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda, Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge, Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain, Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka, Jo Raaat Bhar, Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge…

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Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Gour farmaye..! Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!

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"Har roz koi khawab toot jata hai , har roz koi apna rooth jata hai, na jane kya hai meri kismt me , jise main yaad karu wahi mujhe bhool jata hai ..."

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Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..

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Dil denge kisi 1 ko, sirf 1 ko. Wah..Wah Dil denge kisi 1 ko, sirf ek ko lekin jab tak koi 1 na mile.. LINE marte rahenge har ek ko.

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Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho, Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho? Boy : 30-40 Bar.. Girl : Pagal Ho Kya? Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…

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Aashiqui Bhi Dosto Kya Classical Sangeet Thi Raag To Ohi Jaane Kya Tha, Jaane Kya Gaate Rahe Zindagi Bhar Ishq Ka Izhaar Karne Ke Liye Voh Bhi Haqlaate Rahe Aur Hum Bhi Haqlaate Rahe…

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The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!

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One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo, Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool, Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya? Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

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Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar, Kambakht wo kha gayi BIRYANI samajh kar, Khoon-e-dil v na chhoda us zalim ne.Wo v pi gayi NIMBU PANI samajh kar.

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

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Jindagi Behaal Hai,
Sur Hai Naa Taal Hai,
Msgbox Bhi Kangal Hai,
kya Aapki Sms Factory Me Hadtal Hai,
yaar Kuch To Bhejo Ye Meri,
mobile Ki Zindagi Ka Sawaal Hai…

8 years ago

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