Funny Shayari SMS

Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas lagti hai.

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Dil ke mehmaan ban jao, ankho ke armaan ban jao, . hontho ki muskan ban jao, . yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin, . pehle zara, . cartoon se, . insaan to ban jao.

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Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya, Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman, Banta :- Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya, Santa:- Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki, Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital, Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…

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Fida chhu eni chal par, ena bolva na taal par, bhale pade mara gal par, pan kahee dau chhoo aakha gam ne, NAZAR na nakho mara maal par......

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Aye Maut Tujhe Gale Lagana Chahta Hun. Kitni Wafa Hai Tujhme Aazmana Chahta Hun. Logon Ne Bahut Rulaya Hai Mujhe. Tere Sath Mile To Logo Ko Rulana Chahta Hun.

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Arj kiya hai. Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah Gaur kijiyega Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, . Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali..

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Arz Kiya hai - . . Dil hai sachha aur dimaag hai Kachha Wah wah wah. . Dil h sachha aur dimaagh hai Kacha . . Tere msgs nai aa rhe kya bat hai Bachha.

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Khwabo K Andar Zinda Mat Raho; Balke Apne Andar Khwabo Ko Zinda Rakho; Mohabbat Unse Nahi Hoti Jo Khoobsurat Ho; Khoobsurat To Wo Hota Hai Jinse Mohabbat Ho!!!

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Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa, Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…

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Mohabbat karli tumse bahut sochne k bad, Ab kisiko dekna nhi tumhe dekhne k bad, Dunia ch0d denge tmhe pane k bad, Khuda maff kre itna jhoot bolne bad.

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Terri Yaadon Mein, Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai, Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein, Hamaare Sath Hain, Dil Chahataa Hai Ki, Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo, Par Mummy Kahti Hain, Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…

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SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge Ek Call roz tum karo baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge.

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Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky, To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line.

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Bindas Muskurao Kya Gam Hai,
Zindgi Me Tension Kisko Kam Hai,
Yaad Karne Wale To Bahut Hai Aapko,
Dil Se ‘Tang’ Karne Wale To Sirf Hum Hai.

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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)

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Arj Kiya Hai…… Samma, Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai, Samma, Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai, Darling Jara Rumaal Dena, Meri Naak Bahut Bah Rahi Hai…

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Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai Wah wa devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha Wah wah Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?

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Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai, Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai, Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai, Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…

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Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali Mere So Jaane Ke Baad Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad…

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