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  • Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai, Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai. Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai, Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai…
  • 8 years ago



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  • CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai.... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai !!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Shayari of a Thwaif Mobile night plan ne to hume bhuka mar diya hai, Dosto Jis ghar mai chori ke liye jao koi na koi Aashiq jag reha hota hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning . Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati… Kala Bulb
  • 8 years ago



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  • Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho, Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho? Boy : 30-40 Bar.. Girl : Pagal Ho Kya? Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . . . . Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to, Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Arz he.. Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga... Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
  • 8 years ago



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  • o ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor.. . Wah Wah, . . Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Gour farmaye..! Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye, Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Tajmhl ko dekh k bola Shahjaha ka pota Tajmhl ko dekh k bola Sahjaha ka pota Aj hmara b bank blnce hota agr buddha ishq me pagl n hota
  • 8 years ago



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  • Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako. Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai, Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Wo Ho Jo JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho FEB: Ki Sham Ho MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho APR: Ki Hawa Ho MAY: Ki Subha Ho JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho JULY: Ki Barish Ho AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho NOV: Ki Bahar Ho AUR DECEMBER: Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.
  • 8 years ago



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