Funny Shayari SMS

Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne Susu Kar Diya, Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?” Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”

10 years ago

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:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
:maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

:currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

:currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

:currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

:currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
:laughing::laughing::laughing::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya, …Muqaddar Mein Raat Ko Neend Nahi To Kya Hum Bhi Muqaddar Ko Chuna Lagate Hain Aur Din Mein Hi So Jaate Hain

10 years ago

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hm jante the ki tum hmse sirf nfrat hi krth thi.. phir b aye dil tumse diwano ki tarh pyr krta tha... jb tm udsh hti thi na tab hame bhi kush acha nahi lagta tha... jb tume khush dekha tha na to hme kitna khush hote the a said ham tumhe bta nhi sakte the... tm nafrat krti thi phir bhi..a dil tme paglo ki tarh pyr krta tha... socho...agr tm pyr krti to hm kya karte...!!!

10 years ago

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Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar, Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par, Kiss Kar Diya, Ladki :- I Am Sorry , Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi, Bachha :- It Is Ok Baby, Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar, Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain…

10 years ago

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PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai, Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!

10 years ago

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SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge Ek Call roz tum karo baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge.

10 years ago

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Advice Shayri- Arz Karta Hu.. Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado Wah Wah Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khitch Khitch Dur Karo

10 years ago

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Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe.

10 years ago

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?… “Jago Student Jago”

10 years ago

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!

10 years ago

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Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!

10 years ago

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai Green green bag me hare hre tote wah.. Green green bag me hare hare tote Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai aap to muuh b nahi dhote

10 years ago

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Apni Haseen Ankho Me Chupalo Mujko. Mohabat Agr Krte Ho Tu Churalo Mujko. Khone Ka Agr Khaof Hai Tou. Dil Ki Har Dharkan Me Basalo mujko. Dhoop Ho ya Saya Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalengy . Yakin Na ho To Azmalo Mujko. Tere Dukh Ko Seh Len Ge Hans Kr Hm. Apne Badan

10 years ago

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Modern Funny Shayari - Arz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

10 years ago

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Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…

10 years ago

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Khate Hain Kasam Hum, Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge, Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda, Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge, Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain, Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka, Jo Raaat Bhar, Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge…

10 years ago

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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane

10 years ago

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

10 years ago

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