Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai,
Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai.
Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai,
Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai…
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu
Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi
Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…
Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota,
Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati…
Kala Bulb
Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?
Boy : 30-40 Bar..
Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?
Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Wo Ho Jo
JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB: Ki Sham Ho
MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho
APR: Ki Hawa Ho
MAY: Ki Subha Ho
JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho
JULY: Ki Barish Ho
AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho
SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho
OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho
NOV: Ki Bahar Ho
AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.