Funny Shayari SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k, Hamne tumhe tohfa dia apna samajh k, Tum us pr beth gye sofa samajh k...

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Bindas muskurao kya gam hai, Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai, Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko, Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.

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AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. Wah...wah... AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai

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Har dum yaad rakhenge tumhe STAR PLUS ki tarha, Har pal Bakhabar rakhenge AAJ TAK ki tarha, Har pal Entertain karenge B4U ki tarha, Par mujhe Ignore mat karna DOORDARSHAN ki tarha..

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Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati… Kala Bulb

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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?

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Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho? Boy – Batao? Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain? Girl – Its Natural! Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D

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Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

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Kabhi hausala bhi aazama lena chahiye, bure waqt me bhi muskura lena chahiye agar saatve din bhi na mite khujli to aathwe din naha lena chahiye

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

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Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai, Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai, Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho, Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…

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Kash Tuje Waqt K Sehra Mein Lage Muhabbat Ki Pyas..... Or Tu Tadap Ke Mange Muje Pani Ki Tarah...

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Advice Shayri- Arz Karta Hu.. Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado Wah Wah Tum Log Aapas Me Mat Lado Vicks Ki Goli Lo Khitch Khitch Dur Karo

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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, Kushbu tere sath laya, Phir mere dil me khayal aaya, Ke lagta hay ki, Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ‘NAHAYA

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ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai ek aashiq ka dard wahi samajh pata hai jo na na karte huye bhi use apni behan banata hai.

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Aarz kiya hai, Khuda bachaye tumhe in hasino se, nazino se, in mahzebino se, Par in hasino ko kaun bachaye tum jaise Kamino se!

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Arz Kiya Hai.. Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua,Bura Mat Kaho Usey Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey Dusri Set Karo Aur Dafa Karo Usey

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Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai Aur ek hum hai jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.

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Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.

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