Funny Shayari SMS

वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी;
हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि;
वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी!

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Hawaye kehti he dosti kr Fizaye kehti he pyar kar Bahare kehti he shadi kar Par ghar wale kehte hai BAKWAS BAND KAR or padai kar

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Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar Dil na lage kahin to, . Aa jaao . Mere Ghar . ki . SAFAAi kar do.

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Jiyo to aise jiyo ki duniya bhi bolengi wah wah """"""""" jiyo to aise jiyo ki duniya bhi bolengi wah wah""""""""" warna duniya bolengi yaha se jaa jaa...........

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Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi…
Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.
Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
Pass Se Dekha To ‘Bandar’ Nikla!!!!

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Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me…

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The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!

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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhna mana hai.

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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE, PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

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Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…

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dil do kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi nek ko ! par jab tak koi nek na mile, prapoj karo har ek ko !

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"USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi "USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi Fir MuZe LoGo Ne BaTaYa BeTa "ANARKALI DISCO CHALI"

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2 meel Dur Se AGar Ho JaYe LaDKi Ka DiDar - WAH-WAH- - 2 MeeL Dur Se AGar Ho jaYe LaDKi Ka DiDar - ToH LuNa BHi aiSe BHaGe jaiSe KarizMa ZMR

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1Shayr ne Arz Kia "Mehfil me hmare jute kho gye to hm ghar kese jyenge" mene kaha "jnab Ap shayri to shuru kro itne aynge ki gin nhi pyenge

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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…

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Ek Aadmi, Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:- Khud Khusi Paap Hai, Julum Hai, Gunah Hai, Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai, Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki , Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho

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SHAYARI BY SARDAR- jis ke dil me dard hai vo DILDAR hai jis ke dil me dard hai wo DILDAR hai, aur Jis ke sar me dard hai wo SARDAR hai.

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Javab Main Bhi Saval Main Bhi Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai Rakib Main Bhi Yaroo Main Bhi Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai

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gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj bhi

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