Funny Shayari SMS

Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

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Door se dekha toh ande ubal rahe the.. Wah wah Pass jakar dekha toh takle uchhal rahe the...

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Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao" Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao" Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter. Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..

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Chuhe Ne Kia Sherni Ko Propose, Gift Dia Red Rose Sherni Ne Kaha,Surat Aaine Me Dekh Chuha Bola,Surat Pe Mat Ja Darling CONFIDENCE Ko DEkh...

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pina chahun to zehar nhi hai, doobna chahun to lehar nhi hai, marna chaha jab uski yaad mein, to maut bhi hanskar boli ja abhi teri umar nhi hai.

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Arz he.. Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Gaur farmaaiga... Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge.. Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge

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How True.. When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad.. When Bhakti enters hunger, Hunger becomes Fast.. When Bhakti enters water, Water becomes Amrit.. When Bhakti enters a house, House becomes a Temple.. When Bhakti enters in work, Work becomes Karma.. When Bhakti enters travel, Travel becomes Pilgrimage..

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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

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Talab Ka Pani Sukh Jata Hai, Par Pani Sukhta Nahi Jheel Ka! Meri Janeman Yaad Rakhna Ki, Har Bimari Ke Dawa Hai ! Par Dawa Nahi Hai, GHAYAL Dil Ka!

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Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho, Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho, Taj Mahal Banaana To Bahut Costly Hai, Per Har Gali Mein Ek Mumtaz Banate Raho…

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Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Kya Frmaya? Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Or Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu

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Shaadi ke baad cigratee chhod dunga, shaddi ke baad sharab chhod dunga, subh tak naasha na utre to ye nahi kehna, shaadi ke baad tumhe chhod dunga.

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Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho? Boy – Batao? Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain? Girl – Its Natural! Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D

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Arz Kiya Hai.. Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua,Bura Mat Kaho Usey Wo Bewafa Hai To Kya Hua, Bura Mat Kaho Usey Dusri Set Karo Aur Dafa Karo Usey

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Bill Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…

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Judge – You are crossing the limits. Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge – How dare you call me saala? Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)

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Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge. Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge. Sharafat se contact me rehna, warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or rone bhi nhi denge !!

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1Shayr ne Arz Kia "Mehfil me hmare jute kho gye to hm ghar kese jyenge" mene kaha "jnab Ap shayri to shuru kro itne aynge ki gin nhi pyenge

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

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