Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
How True..
When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad..
When Bhakti enters hunger,
Hunger becomes Fast..
When Bhakti enters water,
Water becomes Amrit..
When Bhakti enters a house,
House becomes a Temple..
When Bhakti enters in work,
Work becomes Karma..
When Bhakti enters travel,
Travel becomes Pilgrimage..
Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy – Batao?
Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl – Its Natural!
Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D
Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
Aur
Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To
Daru Ka Bill
Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…
Judge – You are crossing the limits.
Lawyer – Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge – How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer – My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA...;-)
Hamari yaad na aaye aisa hone nhi denge.
Dost aap k jaisa khone nhi denge.
Sharafat se contact me rehna,
warna kaan k niche 2 marenge or
rone bhi nhi denge !!