Funny Shayari SMS

Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dwa Pilwalo..

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Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho….

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Jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro, wah wah jindagi me aage badne se yun na daro. . . . daya jaldi se us gaadi ka picha karo.

8 years ago

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Din Ki Ye Tapti Dhoop Us Par Ye Aapki Baatein Khoob Dil Se Muskurate Mere Mehboob Dekha Nahi Pehle Aapka Ye Sunhera Roop

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Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . . . . . . .Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.

8 years ago

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Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…

8 years ago

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"USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi "USs BeWaFa Ka PiCHa KiYa MaiNe GaLi GaLi Fir MuZe LoGo Ne BaTaYa BeTa "ANARKALI DISCO CHALI"

8 years ago

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Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai, Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai. Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai, Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte haiâ€¦

8 years ago

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Kandho ko Kitabo ke Bojh ne Jhukaya.. Daru Pina to Khud Dosto ne Sikhaya.. 90% Marks Aaye to Whisky, Warna Desi! Pi-Pi Kar Kaam Chalaya..

8 years ago

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Dil ke mehmaan ban jao, ankho ke armaan ban jao, . hontho ki muskan ban jao, . yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin, . pehle zara, . cartoon se, . insaan to ban jao.

8 years ago

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Sarkari Pj: Mantri: Ye Road Humne Banwaya Hai Ye Road Hai SabSe Juda Santa: Pagle Nazre Utha Kar Dekh Tu Na Jaane Aas Paas Hai Khuda

8 years ago

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खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
वाह वाह
फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था
:joy::grin::grimacing::laughing::laughing:

8 years ago

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Aansun tera gire to Aankhen meri ho Dil tera dhadke to Dhadkan meri no Bhagwan kare humari Dosti itni Gahre ho ki Naukri tum karo Aur SALARI Meri ho...!!!

8 years ago

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Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti, Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti, Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai, To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.

8 years ago

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BF 2 GF- Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya Kal Teri yaad vich main itna doob gaya main potty karne baitha si,te pant kholna bhul gaya.

8 years ago

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Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya Teri Khushbu Sath Laya Hawa Ka Jhoka Aaya Teri Khushbu Sath Laya Mai Samajh Gayi Ki Tu Aaj Phir Nhi Nahaya

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Arz kiya hai... Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aana Bund Hai? Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Outlook bund Hai!!!

8 years ago

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Taj Mahal Ki Deewaron Pe Aaj B Likha Hua Hai.. Taj Mahal Ki Deewaron Pe Aaj B Likha Hua Hai.. . Yahan Thookna Mana Hai

8 years ago

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Miss Karte Hai Aapko, Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai, Karne Ko To Phone, Bhi Kar Lete Par, Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki, Balance Kam Batati Hai…

8 years ago

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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE, PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

8 years ago

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