Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.
zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai
Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai
Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du
Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain
Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?
Boy : 30-40 Bar..
Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?
Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho?
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
Vaat Raakhi Dil Ma,Vaat kahi na Sakya,
Yaad Karya Tamne to Swaas Lai na Sakya,
Puchhyu Koiea Mane Ke Tame BHUT Joyu Che?
Janva Chhatay Tamaru Naam Lai Na Sakya.
Nazre mile to ushe izhar kehte hai,
neend na aaye to ushe pyar kehte hai,
smile de de to ushe ikrar kehte hai,
or jo in sab jhamelo na padhe ushe samajdar kehte hai.
Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar,
Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par,
Kiss Kar Diya,
Ladki :- I Am Sorry ,
Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi,
Bachha :- It Is Ok Baby,
Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar,
Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain…
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
Dil ke mehmaan ban jao,
ankho ke armaan ban jao,
.
hontho ki muskan ban jao,
.
yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin,
.
pehle zara,
.
cartoon se,
.
insaan to ban jao.