Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi,
Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya
Cause
First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai!
Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…
Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti.
Wo Ho Jo
JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB: Ki Sham Ho
MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho
APR: Ki Hawa Ho
MAY: Ki Subha Ho
JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho
JULY: Ki Barish Ho
AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho
SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho
OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho
NOV: Ki Bahar Ho
AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad!
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai
Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola
Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain
Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein Jaakar
Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain…