Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai
Chup Rahoge To Baat Kon Karega,
Hum Na Honge To Yaad Kon Karega,
Maana Ke Hum itne Sweet To Nahi Jo Aapko Pal-Pal Yaad Aaye,
Par Hum Na Rahe To Aapko Pareshaan Kon Karega.
Javab Main Bhi
Saval Main Bhi
Aaj Main Bhi Filhal Main Bhi
Zindagi Kis Kadar Rulati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Rakib Main Bhi
Yaroo Main Bhi
Tanhai Main Bhi Charo Main Bhi Zindagi
Din Main Tare Dikhati Hai
Jab Tu Yad Ati Hai
Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi,
Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi,
Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai,
Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi,
Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se,
Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai,
Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi,
Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se,
Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main,
Kamar Mein Haath Dale,
Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Arz he..
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Gaur farmaaiga...
Hum bhi dost tere lie TAJ MAHAL banaaenge..
Ek cup shubah .. or ek cup shaam ko pilaenge
Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
wah wah
.
wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
wah wah
.
isse pehle mai inhe kharidata yaar unhe bakri kha gayi.
wah wah.
Wo Ho Jo
JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho
FEB: Ki Sham Ho
MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho
APR: Ki Hawa Ho
MAY: Ki Subha Ho
JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho
JULY: Ki Barish Ho
AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho
SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho
OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho
NOV: Ki Bahar Ho
AUR
DECEMBER:
Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.
Girl – Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy – Batao?
Girl – Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy – Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl – Its Natural!
Boy – Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake… :D
Arj kiya hai:-
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
.
Fir kya hua_
Are bhai bakri bhi use seengh maregi yaar.
How True..
When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad..
When Bhakti enters hunger,
Hunger becomes Fast..
When Bhakti enters water,
Water becomes Amrit..
When Bhakti enters a house,
House becomes a Temple..
When Bhakti enters in work,
Work becomes Karma..
When Bhakti enters travel,
Travel becomes Pilgrimage..
Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai,
Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai.
Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai,
Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte hai…