Funny Shayari SMS

Ishq Agr Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye Jawani Me Ho To Ehsas Chaiye Ab B Time H Jaldi KrLo Vrna Budhape Me Kroge To Chawnprash Chahiye

8 years ago

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Apni Haseen Ankho Me Chupalo Mujko. Mohabat Agr Krte Ho Tu Churalo Mujko. Khone Ka Agr Khaof Hai Tou. Dil Ki Har Dharkan Me Basalo mujko. Dhoop Ho ya Saya Ho Tere Sath Sath Chalengy . Yakin Na ho To Azmalo Mujko. Tere Dukh Ko Seh Len Ge Hans Kr Hm. Apne Badan

8 years ago

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Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum, Jo hamesha bajti hi rahe wo tone hai hum, Ab to pehchan gaye hoge k kaun hai hum...? SMS ki duniya k DON hai hum..

8 years ago

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Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di.. Tu itna bewafa nikla ke usme nahakar chal diya!!!

8 years ago

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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur Maine jo sher mara to to to to sherni widhwa ho gayi

8 years ago

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आंखों में नमीं थी और विटामिन की
कमी थी….
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वाह–वाह,
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जिस -से रात-भर Chatting की वो
Girlfriend की मम्मी थी…!!!

:joy::grin::joy::grin::joy::grin:

8 years ago

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"Har roz koi khawab toot jata hai , har roz koi apna rooth jata hai, na jane kya hai meri kismt me , jise main yaad karu wahi mujhe bhool jata hai ..."

8 years ago

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Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

8 years ago

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Dali Dali Par Nazar Dali Kisi Ne Is Par Dali Kisine Us Par Dali Maine Bhi Kisi P Nazar Dali Jis P Dali Uske BAAP Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Or Kr Dali

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Chor Pkdvanu Machin Shodhayu... U.S.A Ma 1 Divas Ma 15 Chor Pkdya, . Rashiya Ma 20, . Chin Ma 30, . India Ma 1 Klak Ma To Machin Choray Gyu....!!!

8 years ago

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Arz H Swarg Sbko Chahiye Pr Marna Koi NhiChahta Wah wah Swarg Sbko Chahie Pr Marna Koi nhi Chahta TOP Sbko Krna H Pr Pdhna Koi Nhi Chahta

8 years ago

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..

8 years ago

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Log ishq krte he bade shor ke 7, Humne b kiya bade zor ke 7, Magar ab karenge thoda gaur k 7, Qki kal usko dekha kisi aur k 7.

8 years ago

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Ram Ne Sita Ko SMS Kiya, Dear Situ, What’s Up? Main Yaha Mast Hu And Hope Tu Bhi Good Hogi, Laxman Tujhe Miss Karta Hai… Yaar Tu Tension Na Le, Main Bahut Jaldi Tujhe Ravan Ke Yaha Se Le Jaunga. Maine BSNL Ka Sim Liya Hai, Aur Ravan Ka Number Free Karwa Liya Hai, Ravan Ko Maine Mobile Per Bahut Gaaliya Di, Saale Ne Ye Bol Ke Phone Kaat Diya Ki Battery Low Hai, Main Tujhe Micromax Ka 30 Days Battery Backup, Dual Sim Wala, Aur 8GB Ka Card Sad Song Bhar Ke Mr. Hanuman Ke Hath Bhej Raha Hun. Isme Net Surfing Bhi Hai… Ab Hum Tum Night Mein Calling Ke Maje Le Payenge, India Mein 3G Bhi Lauch Ho Chuka Hai, Ho Sake To Lanka Se Video Calling Ka Try Karna… Laxman Top-Up Card Lene Gaya Hai, Aur Haan Maine Vibhishan Ko Facebook Pe Add Kar Liya Hai. Lanka Mein Kya Ho Raha Hai, Wo Sab Status Update Kar Deta Hai, Chal Baad Mein Chat Karenge, Bye! Love You… Ram

8 years ago

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Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai…

8 years ago

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Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.

8 years ago

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ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

8 years ago

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ZiNDaGiYa BarBaaD HoTi Hai To HoNe Do - ZiNDaGiYa BarBaaD HoTi Hai To HoNe Do - My MoM SaYs: "Ye LaDKa PaGaL Hai iSe Jo KarNa Hai KarNe Do"

8 years ago

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Kabhi hausala bhi aazama lena chahiye, bure waqt me bhi muskura lena chahiye agar saatve din bhi na mite khujli to aathwe din naha lena chahiye

8 years ago

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Arz kiya Hai... Khushi Wo Chiz Hai Jis se GUm bhulaya Jata Hai . Aur . Gum wo chiz Hai mere dost . jis se . . . . lifafa chipkaya jata Hai

8 years ago

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