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  • Teri yado ko palko pe sajayege Jb tk zindgi h hr rasm nibhyenge Dene ko to kuch nhi hmare pas Par Teri 32 si todne Tere Ghar tk ayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo Ho Jo JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho FEB: Ki Sham Ho MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho APR: Ki Hawa Ho MAY: Ki Subha Ho JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho JULY: Ki Barish Ho AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho NOV: Ki Bahar Ho AUR DECEMBER: Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dosti karo BSNL wali se, . . . Pyaar karo IDEA wali se, . . . Baat karo VODAFONE wali se, . . . Ankhe ladao AIRTEL wali se, . . . Par shaadi karo bina mobile wali se...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rehne ki yaha sabki aukat nai hoti 2-3 peg (daru) k bina yaha raat nai hoti Ye MUMBAI hai mere Dosto Ishq Or daru k bina yaha baat nahi hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Main aapko chand kehta, Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai Main aapko suraj kehta, Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai Main aapko bandar kehta, Main aapko bandar kehta Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, wah wah.. zor se chali hawa udd gaye aap, phir.. phir kya Ruk gayi hawa aur gir gaye aap. Ha..Ha..Ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • To Arz Kiya Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai Gaur Farmaiyega Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Samose Me Chutney Daali... Chaat Ban Gyi.. ._.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Haathi aur chinti ki shadi huyi dusre din hi haathi mar gaya chinti boli wah re allha ek din ka pyar diya aur sari umar Kabar Khodne ka kaam diya!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise, Aawaj Koyal Jaise, Dimag Lomdi Jaise, Aankhen Hiran Jaise, Par Kitna Acchha Hota, Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar Dil na lage kahin to, . Aa jaao . Mere Ghar . ki . SAFAAi kar do.
    • 9 years ago



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  • One Boy To Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo, Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool, Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya? Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro Pyar Ko Laat Maro Meri Baat Mano Na Chandramukhi Na Paro Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…
    • 9 years ago



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  • आंखों में नमीं थी और विटामिन की
    कमी थी….
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    वाह–वाह,
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    जिस -से रात-भर Chatting की वो
    Girlfriend की मम्मी थी…!!!

    :joy::grin::joy::grin::joy::grin:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher To Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Student: P.H.D. Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne Susu Kar Diya, Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?” Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani Wah.. Wah.. Raja ko mili badi muskil se rani. New maggi cup mania.. Just add garam pani and carry on jani..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro, . Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro, . Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me, . Barabri "Baadshaho" Se Kiya Na Karo...
    • 9 years ago



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