Funny shayari BY THIEF..
Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto,
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Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho,
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho,
Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho,
Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.
Main Ek Seedha Sadha Insan Hu
Par Main Apni Baayi Aankh Se Pareshan Hu
Jab Bhi Main Kisi Ko Dekhta Hu Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Jati Hai
Bachpan Ka Ek Kissa Suniye, Ye Baat Hai Bachpan Ki
Meri Class Me Padhti Thi Rekha Maine Usko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Wo Uchhal Gayee Machal Gayee, Aur Kaksha Se Nikal Gayee
Principal Madam Ka Bulawa Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Lamba Chowra Bhashan Pilaya
Isse Pehle Ki Wo Mujhe Aur Kuch Keh Paati
Meri Baayi Aakh Chal Gayee
Unhone Mujhe Vidyalaya Se Nikala
Phir Mai Sidha Andaman Aa Pahucha
Andaman Me Meri Shadi Ki Baat Chali
Jaise Hi Maine Sasu Ji Ko Dekha
Meri Baayi Aankh Chal Gayee
Sasur Ji Kehne Lage Bete Shadi Karne Aaye Ho Meri Beti Se Aur Line Marte Ho Meri Patni Ko
Tabse Main Kunwara Tha
Shayad Bhagvan Ko Mujh Par Taras Aaya
Unhone Mujhe Shivani Se Milaya
Maine Use Apna Haal Bataya
Tab Jake Usne Mujhe Apnaya
Ab Main Shadi Shuda Hoon
Aur Ek Natkhat Chulbuli Beti (Vaibhavi) Ka Baap Hoon…
Dosti karo BSNL wali se, . . . Pyaar karo IDEA wali se, . . . Baat karo VODAFONE wali se, . . . Ankhe ladao AIRTEL wali se, . . . Par shaadi karo bina mobile wali se...
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