Funny Shayari SMS

Na Murge,Na Suraj Na Aarti Apni Sahar Utha De Jab Kowey Karne Lage Kayen Kayen Saheb Hindu Mulla Ki Dunia Se Nikala Ja Chuka Aap ‘Janumanu’ Pe Ye Tohmat Na Lagayen Saheb

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PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai, Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!

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Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning . Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.

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APNE SASHUR KA DULAARA HUN MAIN, APNI BIWI KO BHI PYAARA HUN MAIN, FILHAAL TO YE SAB SAPNE HAIN, KYONKI ABHI TAK KUNWAARA HUN MAIN.

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Jo pyar hamesa 7 rhe wo saccha he G Jo musibat me kaam aye wo acha he G Kabhi kabhi hamse b ho jati he galatiya "Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G"

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Mobile Ek Mandir He, Sim Card Uska Devta He, Call Karne Wala Pujari He, SMS Bhejne Wala Dani He, Padhane Wala Bhakt He, Reply Na Karne Wala Ek Mahan Bhikhari H.

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Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai.

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Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di Maine teri yaad me,ro ro kar balti bhar di.. Tu itna bewafa nikla ke usme nahakar chal diya!!!

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Ghantu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Ghantu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati… Kala Bulb

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Gustakhi ye hai hamari.. Har kisi se rishta jod lete hai.. Log kehte hai mera dil pathar ka hai.. Lekin.....aye dost... Kuch log aise bhi hai jo ise bhi tod dete hai.

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Dil Ka Dard Dil Todne Wala Kya Jaane Pyar Ke Rivazon Ko Zamana Kya Jaane Hoti Hai Kitni Takleef Ladki Pataane Mein Ye Ghar Baitha Uska Baap Kya Jaane

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Arz Kia He Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali, Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali V Aaya Karo ;)

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Marne Ke Baad Nashib Me Jannat Ho Na Ho Arey Dosto Zinda Hain Jab Tak SMS Kar Lo Kya Pata Kabr Me Network Ho Na Ho

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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

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Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo, yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, jab sms hi nahi karna hai to, phone bechkar Radio hi lelo...

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ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए;
ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए;
ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने;
ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।

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Arz H Swarg Sbko Chahiye Pr Marna Koi Nhi Chahta Wah wah Swarg Sbko Chahie Pr Marna Koi nhi Chahta TOP Sbko Krna H Pr Pdhna Koi Nhi Chahta

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Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe.

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Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar.. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss u Yaar.. I Miss u Yaar.. :)

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Aankho se Aansuo ki Judaai kar do Dil se Ghamo ki vidaai kar do, Agar Dil na lage kahin to, . Aa jaao . Mere Ghar . ki . SAFAAi kar do.

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