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  • hamne tumse pyar kiya abla samaj kar, tere baap ne mujhe pita tabla samaj kar. maine tumse pyar kiya durga samaj kar, tere bhaiyo ne mujhe kata murga samaj kar.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Barish Ka Mousam Bahut Tadpata Hai Unki Yaad Aati Hai Jinhe Dil Chahta Hai Lekin Wo Aayein Bhi To Kaise Na Unke Paas Rain Coat Hai Aur Na Chhata Hai…
  • 8 years ago



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  • STUDENT KE DARD KO UNIVERSITY KYA JANE COLLEGE KE RIVAZO KO PARENTS KYA JANE HOTI HAI KITNI TAQLEEF EK PAPER LIKHNE ME WOH PAPER CHECK KARNE WALE KYA JANE.
  • 8 years ago



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  • o ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor.. . Wah Wah, . . Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho, Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho? Boy : 30-40 Bar.. Girl : Pagal Ho Kya? Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Arz Kia He Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali, Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali V Aaya Karo ;)
  • 8 years ago



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  • Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai, Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai. Jaane kya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se dosto Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Jiyo to aise jiyo ki duniya bhi bolengi wah wah """"""""" jiyo to aise jiyo ki duniya bhi bolengi wah wah""""""""" warna duniya bolengi yaha se jaa jaa...........
  • 8 years ago



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  • Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya, Kushbu tere sath laya, Phir mere dil me khayal aaya, Ke lagta hay ki, Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi ‘NAHAYA
  • 8 years ago



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  • Paani Mein Whiskey Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
    Paani Mein Rum Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
    Paani Mein Brandy Milao Toh Nasha Chadta Hai,
    Saala Paani Mein Hi Kuch Gadbad Hai…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dil denge kisi 1 ko, sirf 1 ko. Wah..Wah Dil denge kisi 1 ko, sirf ek ko lekin jab tak koi 1 na mile.. LINE marte rahenge har ek ko.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Is din ke intzaar mein kabse baithe the hum mili itni kushiyan ke bhool gaye sare gum khuda kare ye bahaar yunhi bantti rahe hum rahe na rahe whereincity ko shayri ki bahaar milti rahe.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai…
  • 8 years ago



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  • Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.
  • 8 years ago



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  • 1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera
  • 8 years ago



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  • Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. wah wah . wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. wah wah . isse pehle mai inhe kharidata yaar unhe bakri kha gayi. wah wah.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pyar ko zindgi ki BEARING kahte h career ko zindgi ki STERING khte h jaha machine ko smbhalte-2 Admi machine bn jata h use ENGINERING kahte he.
  • 8 years ago



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