Funny Shayari SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Tere Pyar ka saya Mere dil pe chaaya Tere Pyar ka sayaMere dil pe chaaya Tu 2 min ruk maine maggi banake aya.

8 years ago

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Har dil me hai shirkat hamari, dil jeetna aadat hai hamari, kya hua jo call nahi karte, har mobile ke inbox me hukumat hai hamari.

8 years ago

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PALKE YO AANKHO KI HIFAJAT HOTI HAI DHADKAN TO DIL KI AMMANAT HOTI HAI YE DOSTI KA RISTA V AJIB HOTA HAI KAVI CHAHAT TO KAVI SHIKAYAT HOTI HAI

8 years ago

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Arz Hai Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai…

8 years ago

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Gandhiji ne kyu kaha Angrejo ko "Chale Jao"! . Gandhiji ne kyu kaha Angrejo ko "Chale Jao..! . MELODY Khao Khud Jaan Jao.

8 years ago

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Ek Chor Chori Karne Ek Ghar Mein Ghusa, Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Miyaaun… Malik: Kaun Hai? Chor: Sale Billi Hai Billi…

8 years ago

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Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, Free SMS ki scheme mein.

8 years ago

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Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dwa Pilwalo..

8 years ago

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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.

8 years ago

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tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

8 years ago

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Agar Pyaar Sath Ho Toh Tanhayi Nahi Hoti, Sachche Pyaar Mein Kbhi Bewafai Nahi Hoti, Par Agar Ek Baar Pyaar Ho Jaaye, To Kitne Hi Coaching Center Join Kar Lo Fir Padhaai Nahi Hoti Har Shayri Romantic Nhi Hota Kuch Funny Bhi Hote Hai.

8 years ago

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:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
:maple_leaf:एक शायर डॉक्टर बन गया
अब देखो उसने दवाई कैसे समझाई

:currency_exchange: दिल लगा के मोहब्बत में धमाल करें।
सीरप को अच्छी तरह से हिला के इस्तेमाल करें ।।

:currency_exchange:दिल मेरा टूट गया उठी जब उसकी डोली।
सुबह दोपहर शाम बस एक एक गोली॥

:currency_exchange:कभी आके मेरी मोहब्बत का सुरूर देखें
तमाम दवायें बच्चों की पहुँच से दूर रखें॥

:currency_exchange: दिल मेरा इश्क़ करने पे रज़ामंद रहेगा।
इतवार के दिन अस्पताल बन्द रहेगा॥
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8 years ago

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Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao" Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao" Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter. Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..

8 years ago

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Kash Tuje Waqt K Sehra Mein Lage Muhabbat Ki Pyas..... Or Tu Tadap Ke Mange Muje Pani Ki Tarah...

8 years ago

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gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj bhi

8 years ago

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Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani- Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai, Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.

8 years ago

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Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

8 years ago

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Umar ki raah mein JAZBAAT badal jate hai, Waqt ki AAndhi me HALLAT badal jaate hai, Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke Record tod dun, Lekin kambhakt salary dekhte he KHAYAAL badal jaate hai..

8 years ago

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Ak ladki thii jo hamko hamesa pyar se dekhte thii. SUNO YARO ak ladki thii jo hamko hamesa pyar se dekhte thii. Dukh bat to ye h ki.... Wo merehi 8 mahine ki choti beti thiii.

8 years ago

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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam, Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge, Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi, Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.

8 years ago

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