Shaadi Karne Waale,
Kyon Kaath Mein Pair Fansaya,
Bazaar Mein Doodh Bahut Tha,
Kyu Bhains Khareed Laya,
Nadan Hai Woh Jo Mohabbat Kiya Karte Hain,
Hoshiyaar Hai Woh Jo Maje Liya Karte Hain,
Jis Dil Se Tumhe Chaha Woh Dil Hamara Tha,
Tumne Hamein Chaha Woh Dil Udhar Ka Tha…
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega
Wah… Wah…
Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega
Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…
Jab koi itna khas Ban jaye
Uske Bare Me sochna Ehsas Ban jaye
To Mang lena khuda se use zindgi bhar k liye,
Isse pehle ki uski MAA kisi aur ki SAAS Ban jaye…
Vaat Raakhi Dil Ma,Vaat kahi na Sakya,
Yaad Karya Tamne to Swaas Lai na Sakya,
Puchhyu Koiea Mane Ke Tame BHUT Joyu Che?
Janva Chhatay Tamaru Naam Lai Na Sakya.
A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night…
Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife.
Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me?
Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha
Kuch Nahi Aise Hi Teri Sakal Yaad Aa Gayi Thi.
Student Shayari On Exams -
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain,
Saare paper mein zero aaya h,
Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh
dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar
padh ke aaya hai
Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
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wah wah
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wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi.
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wah wah
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isse pehle mai inhe kharidta yaar unhe bakri kha gayi.
Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya,
Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha,
Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…
Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin