Julfo Me Foolo Ko Saja Ke Aayi Hai,
Chehare Se Dupatta Utha Ke Aayi Hai,
Kisi Ne Puchha Aaj Badi Khubsurat Lag Rahi Ho,
Mane Kaha Shayad Aaj Naha Ke Aayi Hai…
Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar, Kambakht wo kha gayi BIRYANI samajh kar, Khoon-e-dil v na chhoda us zalim ne.Wo v pi gayi NIMBU PANI samajh kar.
CID Again:
Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya,
ACP Bolyo:
DAYA , Varsad Chhe Lai Aav Ne 500 Gm. Bhajiya.
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya (girls) bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai..
Na Ishq Kar Mare Yaar yeh Ladkiya Bahut Satati Hai, na Karna In Par Aitbaar yah Kharcha Bahut Karwati Hai,, recharge Tum Karwa Ke Dete Ho aur Number Mera Lagati Hai …
CID Sad Line.......
2012 No Prkop Badhane "Nadse"
2012 No Prkop Badhane "Nadse"
ACP Says.........
Daya Petrol Na Bhav Vadhya,
Have To Bus No Pass Kadhavo J "Padse"
Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear.
Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear.
Wah.. Wah..
Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao"
Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao"
Ek Or Arz Kia Hai,
Maine Piya Aapka Khoon.
Gd Aftrnoon
Gd Aftrnoon
Bas Ek Aur,
Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter.
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
A Couple Had A Fight Whole Night…
Later Next Morning, Husband Offered A Glass Of Milk To His Wife.
Wife – You Are Sorry For Fighting With Me?
Husband – No… Today Is Nag Panchami,
Le Nagin Pee Le.
Wo Na Aaye Unki Yaadein Aakar
Wafaa Kar Gayi, Unse Milne Ki
Tamanna Sukoon Tabah Kar Gayi,
Aahat Hui Aisi Ki Socha Dua Asar
Kar Gayi, Khol Darwaja Dekha
To Majak Humse Hawa Kr Gayi.
Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
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Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.
Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.