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  • Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab 32 GB jaise kisi video ko download karna . . . . Aur saala 31.5 GB download hone k baad. . . . . . . . . . last me Error dikhna... :p :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? . . . Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? . . . Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya Aapko Ladkiya Pasand Hai.? Kya Ladkiyo Ki Baate Sunna Chahte Hai.? Humesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Ho.? To GoL Gappe Ka TheLa Lagao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhagwan Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya, Pyas Dekhi To Pani Banaya, Tumko Neend Aayi To Bister Banaya, Aur Bina Dost Ke Dekha To Muje Fasaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • शादी के लिए 36 गुण मिलाने पड़ते है लेकिन मित्रता मे अगर कोई दो अवगुण (सिगरेट, शराब आदि) मिल गए तो कुछ घंटो मे अटूट प्रेम हो जाता है
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khud Ki Mohabt Ko Fanah Kon Karega, Sab Nek Bnege To Gunah Kon Krega, Subah-Shaam Mere Zinda Rehne Ki Dua Karo, Warna Nalayko Tum Ko sMs Kon Karega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज शाम को मेरे मुहल्ले कि एक लडकी गा रही थी. "वो मेरी नींद मेरा चैन मुझे लौटा दो... वो मेरा प्यार मेरा दर्द मुझे लौटा दो..." मैने सिर्फ इतना कहा- ले ले बहन, इतना बुरा मत गाया कर लेकिन..! ~ बहनजी ने मम्मी से पिटवा दिया ;-( @@ और तब से मै इस सोच मे डूबा हूँ की 2015 मे बहन जी बोलना बन्द है क्या ?
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • 1 black larki ko jaadugar ney jaadu sey pur laga diye larki:kaya ab main pari bun gayi houn jaadugar:Anni diye! Tou chamgiddar bun gayi ain
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Rule Of Boys Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par . . . . Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक पहलवान बच्चे ने एक कमजोर बच्चे को थप्पड़ मारा |

    कमजोर बच्चे ने पूछा – “यह थप्पड़ गुस्से से मारा है या मजाक से ?

    पहलवान बच्चे ने कहा – गुस्से से |

    कमजोर बच्चा बोला – “फिर ठीक है, क्योंकि मजाक मुझे बिलकुल पसंद नहीं है |
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA Hindu hai to BIPASHA christain hai to GENELIYA Bol,tera naam kya hai? Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza. Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam. :-D :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rich man: Aj mere pas 14 car, 18 bike, 4 bunglow, 3 farmhouse hai, TUMHARE pas kya hai? POOR man- Mere pas BETA hai, Jiska Girlfrnd teri beti Hai;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Its not that.. ‘Sabbra ka fal meetha hota hai’ But.. Its real meaning is that ‘Sab’ ‘Bra’ ‘Ka’ ‘Fal’ meetha hota hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hu... . . . . Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi...?? . . . . . Lady Beggar:" waight dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai...:p :O
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kissing At The Top, Holding At The Middle & Fire At The Bottom! Do You Know The Answer? What? Huh.. Dont Think Dirty.. Its A.. “Cigarette!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Toota Hua " Idea " Ka Sim Mila Sadak Par.. . . . . . . . . Lagta Hai Koi " IIN " Student Fail Hogaya :D:D:D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab Maa Bap Bimar hai Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai Or LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me 1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tulsi Das Ji Ne Kha He Ki. Pyar Kbhi Na Krna Pardesi Se, Rote-Rote Naina Thak Jayenge. Pyar Krna Hmesha Padosi Se, Roj Balcony Se Darsan To Ho Jayenge..:-)
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS