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  • GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? Bol mela baby . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • जो मिल गया उसे मुकद्दर समझो, खुद को वक्त का सिकंदर समझो ! क्यूँ डरते हो गम के तूफानों से, … … गम को केले का पेड़, और खुद को बन्दर समझो … !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • WO HAMSE PYAR KARTE H HAM UNSE PYAR KARTE H N WO HAMSE BAT KARTE H N HAM UNSE BAT KARTE BAS AK DUSRE KO DEKH KAR TIME PAS KIYA KARTE H
    • 9 years ago



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  • दारु और सिगरेट पीने वाला इंसान कभी मतलबी नहीं होता! क्योंकि जिसे अपने शरीर से ही मतलब नहीं, वो भला किसी के बारे में कैसे बुरा सोच सकता है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudail chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao. Pintu: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai? :-D :-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Q: Filmi Life Aur ReaL Life Me Kya Antar Hai.? Ans: Film Me Bahut Muskilo Ke Baad Shadi Hoti Hai Aur ReaL Life Me Shadi Ke Bad Bahut Muskile Aati Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santo :- Akhir Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho. Banto :- Raat Main Eek Sapne Dekha H. Or Sapne Me Mere Pati Kisi Ladki Ke Ssath Hath Meikn Hath Daal Ke Bahar Ghum Rahe The. Santo:- Tum Itni Pareshan Ku Ho Rahi Ho Wo Sirf Sapna Tha. Banto: Jab Mere Sapne Mein Wo Aise Kar Sakte H To Apne Sapno Mein Kya Karte Honge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • DiL Chahta Hai Ki Is Dunia Me Jo Sabse Khubsurat Hai, - - - Use Jaan Se Maar Du, - - - Par Kya Karu.? ? ? ? Khud-Khushi Karna Paap Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye, DiL Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye, DiL Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye, Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye, Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • fHeights of Racism !! ? A little white kid goes and stands between 2 black kids and says, ? ? “Look mommy, I made an OREO” :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 night A Boy helped an unknown aumty 2 reach - Beta, raat bahut ho guyi hai, yehi sojao, Bittu k room me. Boy - Nehi aunty, mein hall mein hi so jaunga. Nxt mrnin a beautiful girl comes wit cup of coffee. Boy - Ap kaun? Girl - Mein Bittu aur ap? Boy - Mein gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • मुझको देश की गरीबी का असली एहसास तो तब हुआ... जब ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;SCOOTY साफ़ करने का कपड़ा भी कोई चुरा के ले गया.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Wah Wah! Aankho Mein Nami Thi, Aur Vitamin Ki Kami Thi; Jis-Se Raat Bhar Chatting Ki, Woh Girlfriend Ki Mummy Thi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Old generation - raushni,chand se hoti hai sitaro se nahi,mohabbat ek se hoti hai,hzaron se nahi....new generation -..ydi raushni chand se hoti hai to sitaroka kya hoga,aur mohabbat ek se hi kr li to,un hzaron ka kya hoga ?? ? ? ? ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladka 1 ladki sae: Aa merae dil mae sama ja. Ladki:juta nikalun kya? Ladka:nahi rae pagli ye mera dil hai mandir nhi aisae hi aa ja...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!" santa ke liye like to banta hai na
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum ab to pahchan lo kon he hum dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
    • 9 years ago



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