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Anhoni Ko Honi Karde, Honi Ko Anhoni, Ek Jagah Jab Khade Ho Teeno Gajni, Dhoni Aur Rajni…. Miind It

10 years ago

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Aashiqui 3 Song Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bata De Chahu Me Ya Naa. . . . . Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De, Aaau Main Yaa Naaa. . . . Apna Tu Phone Number Bta De, Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaa.. . Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka Ke, Khau Me Yaa Na. . Itna Bta De Mujhko Kab Milne Aau Tujhko. . Ab Hota Nhi Intizaaar Tu Hu Ye Mujhko Bata De . . . . . Koi Dusri Patau Main Yaa Naaaa.

10 years ago

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Sawmartinant - Apne Friend Se, 45Kg Wazan Waale Ko Kam-Se-Kam 3.82 Litre Blood Hona Chaahiyen. Friend - Mai 35Kg Ka Hoon Toh Isske Heesab Se Mere Shareer Mein Kitna Blood Hona Chaahiyen. Sawmartinant - Mujhe Nahi Pata,Par Yeh Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu. Sawmartinant - Blood Nikaal Rahaa Hoon Taaulne Keliyen.

10 years ago

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Fan pe latki Mundi, Khidki se tumhai dekhti Aatma, Bed ke niche bethi Chudel, Parde ke piche sarkati Laash, In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena.. Aaram se sona.

10 years ago

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सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की
प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down:
एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की
थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed:
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फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो
गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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Unse Bichdenge To Mar Jayenge.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kamal ka Vahem Tha.. . Saala Bukhar Tk Nhi Hua...

10 years ago

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya dosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahi admi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye 2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala thaHushain2

10 years ago

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Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babul se fresh karne ka.. Aagr fir bhi safed nhi huye toh.. Bindaas HARPIC use karne ka….

10 years ago

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Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte Hai Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi? Baba Ji- Sirf 10%. Salman- Y? Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte Hai.

10 years ago

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Sur@t P@r A@pk! F!da Ho Kr, Humne A@pk! T@$v!r B@nw@! H@!, Gh@r Ko H@mare N@zar N@ L@ge !$ L!ye, Wo T@$v!r B@har G@te P@r T@ngw@! H@!.

10 years ago

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" Funny truth " Being "In A Relationship" And Being "In The "Hospital" Is All The Same. Everyone Asks:

10 years ago

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पडोसी के घर से प्याज भुनने की खुश्बू आ रही है...क्या इनकम टैक्स वालों को इन्फॉर्म किया जाये...!

10 years ago

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દુધ પીવા બકરી:goat: નથી લેવાતી ને

ચાર ચાર બંગડીવાળી ઓડી:oncoming_automobile: ક્યાંથી લેવી...!

9 years ago

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf - nari= paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari.. :P :D

10 years ago

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Grlfrnd na hone k 6 fayde: 1-Time ki bacht 2-Chain ki Nind 3-koi Mis Call nhi 4-Koi tension nhi 5-No Boring Sms 6-Koi safai nhi ki numbr busy kyo tha. Moral no grlfrnd no tnsn. Samjo kamino

10 years ago

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FADOO JOKE रिपोर्टर - ये देखिये इस रैली में 3 साल का बच्चा भी मोदी मोदी चिल्ला रहा है... . . . . . . बच्चे की माँ- चुपकर नाशपीटे, वो गोदी गोदी चिल्ला रहा है...

10 years ago

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

10 years ago

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Teacher: Nadi Mein Nahate Waqt Mooh Kis Taraf Hona Chaiye. Santa: Sir Kinare Ki Taraf Rakhe, Apne Kapdo Ki Taraf.

10 years ago

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wO KyA hAy Jo kAbHI rOtA hAy tO kAbHI hAnStA hAy… kAbHI cHoTa hOtA hAy tO kAbHI bAdA? . . . . ANS) INSAAN KA DIL!

10 years ago

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When Sunny Leone came to Comedy Nights with Kapil. A guy from the Audience says: Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: Guru, Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota, Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, Har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!

10 years ago

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