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5 things that make happy -Buy 1 get 1 free -Flat 50% off -Tatkal Ticket confirmation -Winning Cricket match -Wife is not at home

8 years ago

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Boyfriend : I want to kiss you . . ! . . Girlfriend : Nahi , m pregnant ho jaungi.. . . . Boyfriend : Kiss se pregnant???? . . ... . . . girlfriend : Kyon ki jab m ek bar shuru ho jati hu toh m apne aap ki bhi nhi sunti ... .. Bhagwan aisi gf har kisi ko de . Milan

8 years ago

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Ek Neta: Mujhe Pata Hai Tum Kiske Isaron Par Naachte Ho. Dusra Neta: Khabardar Jo Raajnitik Bahas Me Meri Patni Ko Ghasita...

8 years ago

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Ek ladki independence day ke liye. . Indian flag lene gayi.. .. . . Flag dekhkar ladki ne kuch kaha.. Jise sunkar dukaanwala behosh ho gaya. . . . . . . Gusse what did ladki say. . ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Issme aur colour dikhaao. . . ! !

8 years ago

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MAA – Beta Apple Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Mango Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Beta Orange Khaoge? . BETA – Nahi.. . MAA – Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega.”

8 years ago

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Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Me Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai Dad: Aisa Msg Kabhi Receive Nhi Karna Chahiye Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De.;) .........

8 years ago

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Duniya Mein Toh Best "Mother" Toh Har Bete Ke Pas Hoti Hai, Lekin Pata Nahi Duniya Mein Best "Wife" Padosi Ke Pas Hi Kyu Hoti Hai.

8 years ago

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BACHHA GHAR SE MAAR KHA KE SCHOOL JAA RAHA THA . . KISI NE PUCHA- BETA PADTE HO ?? . . . . . BACHHA- NAHI SCHOOL KI UNIFORM PEHEN KE TERE BAAP KI BAARAT ME JAA RAHA HU CHALEGA ?

8 years ago

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Arz Kiya Hai: Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Wah Wah! Sita Ji Ke Vanvaas Jaane Mein Bahut Badi Seekh Hai; Ghar Mein Teen-Teen Saas Ho To Jungle Hi Theek Hai!

8 years ago

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Funy poetery hazaron bachiyan aisi her bachi per dum nikley Laikin jis bachi pey dum nikley uski behn us sey b bum nikley

8 years ago

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Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar..

8 years ago

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Boyfriend Ne Msg Kiya: "Meri Photo wapas De De , Muje Nayi girlfriend Mil Gayi Hai". , , , , , Girlfriend Ne 30 Photos Bhej k Likha: "Inme se Dhoondh Lena , , , Mujhe To Teri Shakal Bhi Yaad Nahi"

8 years ago

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Thandi Hai Coffee Garam Karlo Is Pathar Dil Ko Thora Sa Naram Karlo Morning Time se Inbox Khali Hai Mera Thori Si to Yaro Sharam Karlo

8 years ago

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Jab Sacchi Lagan Ho, Josh Ho, Junun Ho, Himat Ho, Kartavya Palan Jazba Ho, Dhiraj Ho, Kadi Mehnat Ho, To Aap Bhi, Ji Ha Aap Bhi, BHAINS Paal Sakte Ho.

8 years ago

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?सच्चा प्यार:heart: वो नहीं जिसमे ‪#‎GF‬? तुम्हे जानू कह के बुलाये,?
सच्चा? प्यार वो है जिसमे ‪#‎MUMMY‬? तुम्हे ‪#‎Oye‬ नालायक? कह के बुलाये??
‪#‎Love‬ ‪#‎U‬ Mom?

8 years ago

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Questi0n f0r Brilliant Students ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Question is only for brilliant students U relax yaar

8 years ago

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He Bhagwan kya teri maya hai Fursat se hamara nasib banaya hai Na SMS na hi koi Call Kya KANJUSO k SHAHENSHA ko hi hamara DOST banaya hai

8 years ago

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Dooriyo ki mat parvah kijiye, Dil jab bhi pukare bula lijiye, Bas 1 bottle . . . . . . . . . . . . . . MAZAA Aur 4 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye. Ge...

8 years ago

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OSAMA Nark me Yamraj se bola1 cal Kr Lu Pakistan? Yam-Kar Lo. OSAMA-Kitna Bill Hua? Yam-Kuch nahi. OSAMA-Q? Yam-Nark 2 Nark FREE Hai

8 years ago

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Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji O..h..

8 years ago

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