Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya :*
Yar tmsy 1 help chahye thi
Me kisi ko Maths parha raha hon
Mujy plz bs ye bta do k agr hum Quadratic Formula use karte huwe ’0′ ko equalant ly aur Variable ka Square Root nikal kr usko Integrate kary tu jo answer ay us ko Laplace Equation me put kr ke Evaluate kary & Constant ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nikal kr Graph Paper pr Plot kary to kia us paper ka “Jahaz” ban jayga?
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Parh To Aisy Rahe Ho Jesy 0xford Univrsty Me Maths Ke Professor Ho
Girl: 0n call Kon ho tum?
Boy: Hasrat Teri
Girl: dekhty ho kya?
Boy: Surat teri
Girl: Krty ho kya?
Boy: Pooja teri
Girl: kafir ho kya?
Boy: Soch hy teri
Girl: Chahty ho kya?
Boy: Muhabbat teri
Girl: Pachtao ge
Boy: Kismat meri
Girl: Veena Malik hu me
Boy: Oo teri. Sorry anti wrong …nomber
K.k.
Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha,
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Dekh - dekh , pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai.
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boy - Dekh dekh kya dekh ?
usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hu...
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha.
Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he.
(Sattaak...)
Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliyetuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha.
(Sattaak...)
Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h
(Sattaak...):-) jo samaj gaya thoko like
Funy poetery
girl says:Na daikh hasino ko azab ho ga aik din tou b kisi hasina ka baap hoga
boy says:khuda kare tairi zuban sachi ho mujey papa kahney wali tairi hi bachi ho
एक लड़की अपने दोस्त के साथ घर पहुंची।
बेटी- मम्मी यह मेरा दोस्त है।
मम्मी- हमने दुनिया देखी है बेटा, 2 लीटर पेट्रोल जलाकर घर आने वाला सिर्फ दोस्त नहीं होता!!!
ek baar santa cafe main coffe pine jaata hai ...
waiter- sir hot coffe 15 rs.
Aur cold coffe 30 rs tbhi santa ek ladke ko dekhkar bhai coffe jaldi pee le agar thandi ho gayi to 30 rs dene padenge.
On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So
Keep Smiling n
Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN
But.
Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror
Warna
Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
Fan pe latki Mundi,
Khidki se tumhai dekhti Aatma,
Bed ke niche bethi Chudel,
Parde ke piche sarkati Laash,
In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena..
Aaram se sona.
22 yrs girl ne ek chote se baby ke gal par kiss kia!
Girl: Oh solly tumhare gal par libstick lag gai,
Baby: Kuch achcha karne se agar dag lagte hai toh dag accche hai.
Aik tota aur uska malik jahaz main safer kar rahey thy
Air hostess guzri to totey ney sitti bjai air hostess mour kar muskurai
yeh daikh kar malik ney bhi sitti bjai usney shikait laga di aur phir ailaan yeh houa k dono ko chaltey jahaz sez phaink dia jay
Tota:Udna anda e
Malik:nai
Tota:tey fair beygairti q kitti c