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Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!

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Hosle Saare Aazma Baithe, Hum Zamaane ka Gham Utha Baithe, Jish Ki Chaahat Me Umr Bhar Tadpe, Ussi ki Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.

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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P

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"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf. Jo Banaya Itna Mahnga "TAAJ" . Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank Me "AAZ" . To Itna Ata "BYAZ" . Ki Roz Aati Nayi "MUMTAZ" Khan

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जब टेस्ट मैच में ट्वेंटी ट्वेंटी का मजा आने लगे तो समझ जाओ वीरेंद्र सहवाग खेल रहैं है... और जब वन डे में भी टेस्ट जैसे खेल हो रहा हो तो समझ जाओ टीम में सहवाग नहीं है... Miss U Veeru.

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Ek Shahab Har Roj Ek Restra Mein Chai Peete The, Lekin Waiter Ko Tip Diye Baigar Hi Chale Jate The, Ek Din Chaiye Peene Ke Baad Unhone Waiter Ko Bulaya Aur 50 Rupee Ka Note Dete Hue Bole- Aaj Se Tumhe Har Roj Tip Mila Kareghi. Waiter: Thanku Sir. Kal Se Aapko Bhi Juthi Chaiye Nahi Mileghi.

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Ek Ladka Ladki Ko Impress Karne Ke Chakkar Me Bike Se Gir Gaya.. . Ladki Boli : Aapko Chhot To Nahi Lagi..? . . Ladka : Aaree Hatt Pagli Hum Bike Se Aise Hi Utarte Hain..!

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BECHARA LADKA.. Ladki pr hath uthay to zalim, Ladki se pit jay to namard, Ladki ko kisi k sath dekh k lade to jealous, Chup rhe to begairat, Ghar se bahar rhe to aawara, Ghar me rhe to nakara, Baccho ko dante to buzdil, N dante to laparwah, Biwi ko naukri se roke to shaki mizaz, N roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala, Aakhir bechara ladka kare to kare kya

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Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum Har lamha har dam.. Dost

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Hm fijao k rukne ka intjar nhi krte, Hm hawao k thamne ka intjar nhi krte Jb dil kahta h to kr lete h sms, Hm kanjuso k sms ka intjar nhi krte.

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Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao, Student : Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, Master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe

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BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia- - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi Teri SaHeLi Hai.

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Effect of Aashiqui 2 Santa- Abe toilet se jaldi bahar nikal.. . . . . . . . . Banta- Sun raha hai na tu..... Dho raha hu main..

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Aaj SMS Ka Birthday H, Apne Inbox ka SbSe Khubsurt SMS mujhe Bhejo. Ye Msg sbko Send Kro or Dekho KisKe Inbox Se Sabse Khubsurat SMS Aata H.Reply must, Khan

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1 Rahen Chullu, 1 Rahen Bhullu, 1 Rahen ULLU, Chullu 11vi Me Padhat Rahen, Bhullu 12vi Me Padhat Rahen, Aur ULLU . "SMS" Padhat Rahen.

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Pati Patni Ki God Me Leta Hua Tha. Patni: Kaisa Lag Raha Hai? Pati: Aise Jaise Bhagwan Vishnu Shesh Nag Ki God Me Lete Ho.

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Ek Aadmi Salesman Ki Naukri Ke Liye Gaya Dukandar : Kya Aapko Bachpan Se Hi Juth Bolne Ki Aadat H, Sajjan-Ji Nahi. Dukandar- Ji Nahi. Dukandar: To Maaf Kijiye. Tab Aap Humari Dukan Par Salesman Ka Kaam Nahi Kar Sakte.

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Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, Aaj nahin aaya, Kaha na kabhi kabhi aata hai

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Teacher-Baccho roz majjh da taza dudh piya karo dimaag tezz hunda a... Student-KAnU jhooth boli jandi j aida hunda ta sada katta A,B,C na parhda hunda...

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All theater silent -Police at rest -Mobile companies in loss -Gift shop in loss All boys were university topper.

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