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  • Arz Kiya Hai, Rona To Unki Aadat Thi, Hum Yu Hi DiL Se Laga Baithe, Wo Naak Poch Kar Chale Gye, Aur Hum Nya Rumaal Gawa Baithe.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Dimag h to msg sirf 1 bar padh k jawab do 1 + 5 + 3 - 2 + 8 + 6 - 5 + 8 - 6 + 14 - 4 + 5 + 19 yes, To sawal ye he ki BHAJIYA ko... English me kya bolte h. Hurry up.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.? Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पुरानी गर्ल फ्रेंड की शादी का कार्ड मिला..... थोड़ी तकलीफ जरुर हुई.... बाद में सोचा, जाऊंगा जरुर .... मोहब्बत अपनी जगह है और पूड़ी-सब्जी अपनी जगह।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai khaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai phir na neend aati hai na khaab aata hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Chotte Hamesha kha kro ki mujhe sab pta hai smjhe .. Santa- Ji teacher Samjh Gya. (Santa apne ghr phonchta hai) Santa: Papa mujhe sab pta hai.. Papa: Le 50 lrs lekin chup rhio kisiko mat btana.. Santa: Mummy mujhe sab pta hai... Mummy: Beta le 100 rs lekin chup rehna papa ko mat btana plz santa: Ramu kaka mujhe sab pta chl gyaa haii Ramu kaka: aa Beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa ab :D Jisko Samjh aaya like kro vrnaa jinko ni pogo zindabad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Jo Har 1 Friend Apne Best Friend Se Sab Se Zyada Baar Kehta Hai.. . . . . . "Apni Gf Ko Bol Ke Meri B Setting Karwa De Apni Kisi Friend Se.." Hahahahahha Agree ? Thoko Like !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
    ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
    डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
    ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Special Jokes
  • Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss u Yaar I Miss u Yaar.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Always remember: When a girl cancels a date it is because She “Has To” and When a boy cancels a date it si becasuse He “Has Two
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aadmi Machar Se Din Me Kyu Kat Rhe Ho Machr Ovrtime kar rha hu Sahab Maa Bap Bimar hai Ghar me Jwan Behn Hai Or LdkeWalo Ne Dahej Me 1 Litre Khun Mnga Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri? circuit: simple bhai, pathar mar kar dekho, ager bhaga to bakra aur agar bhagi to bakri. ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Patni ne pati ko Surprise krne k lie kitchtn mein jakr new SIM card se call ki . . . Or boli,, Hllo darling... Pati: baad mein call kro jaan abhi wo kutti kamini kitchen mein hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Ke Dino Me Pyar Hua, Propose Kiya Letter Dekar, Jawab Aaya Kitaab Me Chhupkar, Kabhi Mulakat Hui Hi Nahi, Kyuki Kitab Kabhi Humne KhoLi Hi Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Generation Effect... . Ek bachha ro raha tha, to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal, kya chahiye.. ?? . Toffy.. ?? . Biscuit.. ?? . Cake.. ?? . . . . . Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye Aaashiqui ke liye :))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai. Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Kuch Ladkiya Raah Chalte Haste Hue Ladko Ko, Dekhkar Sochne Lagi Ki Ye Ladke Kya Baate Karte Honge, Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Kaha- Wahi Jo Ladkiya Karti Hai, Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Hath Mooh Par Rakh Kar Kaha, Ha, Ladke Itni Gandi-Gandi Baate Karte Honge.
    • 10 years ago



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