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  • God- tmhari ek wish kya hai? Soch k bolna. ..... banta (sochne k baad) -meri ek wish ye hai ki ap meri 10 wish puri kijiye. Santa rocked GOD shocked.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U . Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . :/ . . . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye..:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Great Confusion: Jawahrlal Nehru said "LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY" Mahatma Gandhi said "ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY" Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki??.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jungle Badhaao Desh Bachaao Pasina Bahaao Paisa Kamaao Message Bhejo Frndship Badhaao Nahi To Switch Off Karo Mobile.. . . "Battery Bachaao"..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ke Pados Mein Ek Poultry Farm Chalta Tha, Wo Waha Se Roj Ande Chura Leta Tha. Unhe Todkar Omlet Banakar Kha Jata Tha. Aur Ando Ke Chilke Ko Fevicol Se Chipka Kar Wapis Rah Aata Tha. Poultry Farm Ka Malik Jab Apne Istemal Ke Liye Ande Todta To Khali Pata. 2 Din Aisa Hone Ke Baad Weh Murgo Ke Bich Bandook Leke Bhaga Aur Garajkar Bola: Saalo! Jaldi Bolo Condom Kon Use Kar Raha H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai, Rona To Unki Aadat Thi, Hum Yu Hi DiL Se Laga Baithe, Wo Naak Poch Kar Chale Gye, Aur Hum Nya Rumaal Gawa Baithe.
    • 9 years ago



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  • WO KYA CHEEZ HAY JO AURAT KI BADI HOTI HAY AUR AADMI KI CHOTI? ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . . ZUBAAN (TONGUE)!;->
    • 9 years ago



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  • bahut khoob—— arz hai- ye dil mera parinde sa, jise main qaid rakhta hun, us dam hi haran hota jo sarhad paar karta hun. abhi tak maan mujhe bistar se aise hi jagati hai, goya main abhi tak doodh peeta ek bachcha hun.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ik punjabi darbar per gaya aur bola:maira prize bond her souret vich nikalna chahaiye jaisey hi wo darbar sey baher nikla uski jaib sey kisi ney prize bond nikal liya punjabi doubara darbar per gaya aur bola:baba G pehley kisi kanjer di pouri gul samjya karo fair action laya karo
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Cute Ladki Ko Maine Kaha "I LOVE U", Usne Kiss Kiya Aur Gale Laga Kar Apna Number Diya, Aur Dinner Pe Le Gyi. Moral: Tu JaL Mat Bhai Ki Personality Bhi To Dekh.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha. Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?” Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se” Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya Aapko Ladkiya Pasand Hai.? Kya Ladkiyo Ki Baate Sunna Chahte Hai.? Humesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rehna Chahte Ho.? To GoL Gappe Ka TheLa Lagao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • धीरे-धीरे से मेरी जिंदगी में आना धीरे-धीरे ही आ रहा था, तेरे मोहल्ले वालों ने चोर समझकर पकड़ लिया।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho, Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho, Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki, Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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