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  • भूकंप की वजह से एडमिन को भारी नुकसान... . . . . . . . चाय पीते वक़्त आधा बिस्कुट चाय में गिरा। एडमिन सदमे में
  • 8 years ago



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  • DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye. Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. Lik
  • 8 years ago



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  • Aapki Shaan Me Arz Hai, Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Waah... Waah... Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai, Main Hairan Hu Is Baat Se Ki Wo Tumhari Niyat Pehle Se Hi Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai.?
  • 8 years ago



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  • MAREEZ- Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye. DOCTOR- Shaadi Kar Lo. MAREEZ- Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ? DOCTOR- Nahi, par do faayde hain 1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish Khatam Ho Jayegi 2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi ....
  • 8 years ago



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  • Baap: Itne kum marks..?? 2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa! mein nay to us kameenay mastar ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!Hushain2
  • 8 years ago



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  • Sir - Samunder mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum kaise todoge? Santa- Chidiya banker. Sir- Admi ko chidiya tera baap banayega? Santa- samunder mein ped tera baap lagayega?
  • 8 years ago



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  • Abbreviation Of Husband. H -:  Humble U -:  Unbel!evable $ -:  $@cr!fice B -:  But @ -: @t N -:  N!t D -:  D@ngerous
  • 8 years ago



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  • Jab Bhi Garmi Lagti Hai . . . . Google Se Cooler Ki Ek Photo Download Kar Ke Dekh Leta Hun. . Gareeb Aadmi Hun Kya Kar Sakte Hain..
  • 8 years ago



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  • daal mein jo kaala hai ji wo garam masaala hai ji aik pal ki kiso ko khabar nahein magar mansoobaa sau sala hai ji sach ki aakhir jeet hoti hai jhoot ka moo kaala hai ji usay rihwat khaane ka haq hai wo ministetr sahib ka saala hai ji asteen ke saanpoon ko kuch na kehna inein bada mushkil se paala hai ji hum aap ka kya chraate thay jo asghar ko dil se nikaala hai ji
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ye v hai kal ke bat jra ye btayiye, tha isme kiska hath jra ye btayiye, are kaise gujari rat jra ye btayiye, kal the sb kiske sath jra ye btaiye.! $p
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye” . Golu: “Phir?” . Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di”:( . Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya Usne” . Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di.. lele ab maze ... Hahahaha.... Milan
  • 8 years ago



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  • Ek Maa Boli- Galiyo Me Khel-khelkar Bache Kitne Gande Ho Jaate Hai| Doosri Maa- Haan, Behanji| Ab Dekho Na, Das Bacho Ke Muh Dhone Pade, Tab Kahi Jaakar Mai Apne Guddu Ko Pehchaan Payi|.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sare ladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Pathan ko phansi ki saza houi judg:koi akhari kuwahish? Pathan:wada karo pouri karo gey judg:wada pathan:hmari jagah tum latak jao
  • 8 years ago



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  • Attitude of Indians:. Hate 2 Sit in Govt. Bus!. Hate 2 Study in Govt. School! Hate 2 Go to Govt Hospital! But Still Want a Govt. Job. "INCREDIBLE INDIA"
  • 8 years ago



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  • Classic Insult: Once A Boy Uploaded A Photo Holding A Dog On Facebook.. Girl Commented: "Which One Is U?" Boy Replied: "The One Holding You..:d Moral: Girlzz Dumb Hi Rehengi :D
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dil Cheer Ke Dikhau.. To Dard Dhoondh Na Paaoge.. Waah Waah Dil Cheer Ke Dikhau.. To Dard Dhoondh Na Paaoge.. Kyonki Dard To Mere Sir Me Hai.. Waris ali ansari
  • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher: Agar Apna Character Sudharna Hai To Sab Auraton Ko MAA Kaha Karo.. Student: Madam Is Se Mera Character To Theek Rahega, Par Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega..
  • 8 years ago



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  • Suna hai ladkiya chalak hoti hai but unhe pata nhi ladke chalak ke baap hote hai. Kaise? Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai. Ladke kharch karte hai. Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai. Its 4 all.
  • 8 years ago



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