DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
Lik
Aapki Shaan Me Arz Hai,
Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai,
Waah... Waah...
Wo Tumhe Door Se Dekh Kar Hi Dupatta Sambhal Leti Hai,
Main Hairan Hu Is Baat Se Ki Wo Tumhari Niyat Pehle Se Hi Kaise Pehchan Leti Hai.?
MAREEZ- Umar lambi karne Ka koi Tareeqa Bataiye.
DOCTOR- Shaadi Kar Lo.
MAREEZ- Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi ?
DOCTOR- Nahi, par do faayde hain
1) lambi zindagi ki khwahish Khatam Ho Jayegi
2) bachi khuchi zindagi lambi lagne lagegi ....
Sir - Samunder mein nimbu ka ped ho to tum kaise todoge?
Santa- Chidiya banker.
Sir- Admi ko chidiya tera baap banayega?
Santa- samunder mein ped tera baap lagayega?
daal mein jo kaala hai ji
wo garam masaala hai ji
aik pal ki kiso ko khabar nahein
magar mansoobaa sau sala hai ji
sach ki aakhir jeet hoti hai
jhoot ka moo kaala hai ji
usay rihwat khaane ka haq hai
wo ministetr sahib ka saala hai ji
asteen ke saanpoon ko kuch na kehna
inein bada mushkil se paala hai ji
hum aap ka kya chraate thay
jo asghar ko dil se nikaala hai ji
Pappu: “Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri
Girlfriend Ki
Ladai
Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye”
.
Golu: “Phir?”
. Pappu: “Usne Mujhe Chidhane Ke Liye
Apne Naye
Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke
Mujhe Bhej Di”:(
.
Golu: “Ohh, Ye To Bahot BuraKiya Usne”
. Pappu: “To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha
Ke Photo
Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di..
lele ab maze ... Hahahaha....
Milan
Ek Maa Boli- Galiyo Me Khel-khelkar Bache
Kitne Gande Ho Jaate Hai|
Doosri Maa- Haan, Behanji| Ab Dekho Na,
Das Bacho Ke Muh Dhone Pade,
Tab Kahi Jaakar Mai Apne Guddu Ko Pehchaan Payi|.
Attitude of Indians:.
Hate 2 Sit in Govt. Bus!.
Hate 2 Study in Govt. School!
Hate 2 Go to Govt Hospital!
But
Still Want a Govt. Job.
"INCREDIBLE INDIA"
Classic Insult:
Once A Boy Uploaded A Photo
Holding A Dog On Facebook..
Girl Commented: "Which One Is U?"
Boy Replied: "The One Holding You..:d
Moral: Girlzz Dumb Hi Rehengi :D
Dil Cheer Ke Dikhau.. To Dard
Dhoondh Na Paaoge..
Waah Waah
Dil Cheer Ke
Dikhau.. To Dard Dhoondh Na Paaoge.. Kyonki Dard To Mere Sir
Me Hai..
Waris ali ansari
Teacher: Agar Apna Character
Sudharna Hai To Sab Auraton
Ko MAA Kaha Karo..
Student: Madam Is Se Mera
Character To Theek Rahega, Par
Mere Baap Ka Bigad Jayega..
Suna hai
ladkiya chalak hoti hai
but
unhe pata nhi
ladke chalak ke baap hote hai.
Kaise?
Ladkiya paisa kharch karwati hai.
Ladke kharch karte hai.
Aur jab lete hai to bond v tod dete hai.
Its 4 all.