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"Funny Romance" Wife: Batao Tumhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon ? Husband :- Bahut Zyada Wife :- Phir Bhi ; Kitni? Husbnd :- Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun

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Father: Tune Servant Ke Ghar Khana Khaya,Ab Tu Bhi SC Ho Gaya...! Kid: Papa Wo Hamare Yahan Roz Khana Khaata Hai,Wo Bhi To Brahmin Ho Gaya Hoga...!!

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Ek Jagah Ek Aadmi Chori Ki Sharab Becha Karta Tha, Usne Naukar Se Kaha-Jara Dekho To Aaj Sadak Par Koi Police Wala To Nahi H, Laghbag 1.5 Hours Baad Jab Weh Aadmi Sharab Bech Raha Tha To, Tab Wo Naukar Daroga Ke Sath Pahucha Aur Bola Malik Mein Dhundte Dhunte Thak Gaya, Jab Kahi Police Wala Nahi Mila, Tab Bahut Keh Sunkar Daroga Sahab Ko Le Aaya.

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Ravana : Cigeratte hai kya? Hanuman : Nahi hai. Ram : Ek packet hai na. Hanuman : Aap chup rahiye prabhu. Iske 10 sir hai. Pura packet khatam ho jayega.

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Ek Film Director Ne Heroine Ko Film Ka Seen Samjhate Hue Btaye, Tumhe Nadi Mein Girne Se Hero Bachayega Aur , Apne Kandhe Par Uthakar Nadi Tat Wale Daak Bangle Mein Le Jayenge, Heroine Ne Gambir Hokar Kaha- Tab, Uske Baad Waha Kon Bachayega?

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Ladka : Kal Raat Mere Spane Mein Salman Sharma Aaya Tha, Aur Tumhare Sath Jabardasti Karne Ki Kosish Kar Raha Tha. Ladki : To Kya Maine Usne Sab Kuch Karne Diya. Ladka : Nahi Tumne Saaf Mana Kar Diya. Ladki: Phir To Koi Or Ladki Hogi Wo.

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Waqt kehta H muje Gawa mat Dil kehta H muje Laga mat Pyar kehta H muje aazma mat Aur aaj-kal ki GF kehti H Bartan Tumhe Hi Dhulne Hai abhi se Ghabra Mat.

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Jish Tarah Ek Machhar Ko Marne Se, Aap Shikari Nahi Ban Jate, Theek Usi Traha 4-5 sMs Karne Se, Aap Bhikaari Nahi Ban Jaoge. "Jago Kanjuso Jago."

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ABCD TO SABHI KO AATI HOGI.. AGGAR AATI BHI HOGI TOH AISI NAHI AATI HOGI A- Antiquity B- Black Label C- Chivas Regal D- Dirctors Spcial E- Eight Pm F- Fuel/Fosters G-Green Label H- Hywards I- Imperial Blue J-Johny Walker K-Kingfisher L- Löndon Pilsner M- McDowell No 1 N- Napolean Rum O- Old Monk P- Peter Scot R- Royal Stag S- Signature T- Tequilla U- Urrack V- Vat 69 W- White Mischief X- XXX rum Y- Yankey Z- Zingaro Lage Raho .. Pi pi Ke Pade Raho .. *beer*

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Jo Ladke Facebook Pe, Girl Friend Banane Me, Asafal Ho Jate Hai . . Wo . . . Facebook Pe Ladkiyo Ki Profile Bana Kr Boy Friend Banate Hai...

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Pappu : Sir Humara Poty Aaya Hai. Math Teacher : To Main Kya Karu? Toilet Chala Jaa. Pappu : Up Galat Samajhra Sir, Humara Answer Poty (40) Aaya Hai. . . Math Teachr Soked!! Pappu Rock..!!

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कल 2 लोगों को बेवकूफ बनाया; पता कैसे? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . बिल्कुल ऐसे ही।

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya? Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?. ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??

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Chalo aao ab mosam ka soroor Chakhain, tamam dawain bachoon ki puhach say door rakhain. Tum say milny ki ab kia justujo karain, Tabyat ziada kharab ho to doctor say rujo karain. humari chahat ka kuch to khayal karain, syrup ko achi tarha hilla ker istamal karain. Dil mara toot gaya uthi jab us ki dolli, Subha dopaher sham aik aik goli. Dil mera ishq karny par razamand rahy ga, juma k din clinic band rahy ga.

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Ek Ladki Dua Mang Rahi Thi, Uski Maa Ne Pucha= Tum Ne Dua Me Kya Manga.? Ladki: Wahi Manga Jo Har Ladki Ki Khuwaish Hai. Maa: Kya.? Ladki: Khuman

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Bhikaari pathan sey mujey khaney ko mil sakta hai pathan:kal ka saalen kha lo gey bhikaari:khush ho k han pathan:chal fair kal awin

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Teacher : kitne saal k ho ? Student : register me check kr le. Teacher : kaha se ho ? Student : school record me dekh le.. Teacher : sbse jyada pyar kise krteho.. Mom or Dad ? Student : mere dil se puch le Teacher : tera dil kaha h?? Student : teri beti se puch le

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Pappu santa se.. yr kal mai apne gf ko msg kr rha tha.. To banta mujhe kbse dekh rha tha...fir mai 5 mint k liye bathroom gya to... Banta ne mere mobil se meri gf ka no. Le liya or use romantic sms krne lga... Santa-to tune kuch nhi kiya... Pappu-mai kya kru wo pagal kal raat se apni behn ko hi msg kr rha h

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Santa: Apne Jo Anghuti Meri Mangni Ke Liye Bnayai Thi Use Wapis Le Lijiye. Sunaar : Kyu, Kya Aapke Sasural Walo Ko Anghuti Pasand Nahi Aayi Kya. Santa: Ji Anghuti To Pasand Aayi, Magar Mein Pasand Nahi Aaya.

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टीचर: जिसको सुनाई नहीँ देता उसको क्या कहेँगे ? शिष्य: कुछ भी कह दो साले को! कौनसा सुनाई देता है!!

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