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1 sardar kafi dair bad watten wapis aya aur kaha:hun apney waten di mitti di khushbou o nai rai 2nd sardar:pa g tusi mitti nai tatti chuk lai a

8 years ago

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Angrej"Ko Machhar Kaat Raha Tha; Usne"Light Band kar di; Tabhi"Room Me Jugnu Aya; Angrej-Oh No ? India"Ka Machhar Sala Torch Lekar Dhond Raha h;

8 years ago

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A@pne $una Hog@ K! Maa-B@ap K K@rmo K@, Ph@l B@chon Ko Bhug@tna P@dta H@!, P@r Ky@ A@pko P@ta H@! K!, Kbh!-Kbh! Maa-Baap K K@rmo Ka, Phal Unke D@madon Ko Bh!, Bhugtn@ Padt@ Ha!

8 years ago

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Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi; Liya Paper Aur Tasveer Aapki Banayi; Socha Tha Ki Usko Dil Se Laga Kar Rakhenge; Magar Wo Toh Bacho Ko Draane Ke Kaam Aayi!

8 years ago

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Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut? . 1 I L u 2 Apki kasam 3 Ur my 1st Lv 4 Balance ni H 5 Awaz ni a rahi 6 Parents sath me H 7 tumhe hi yaad kr rahi thi

8 years ago

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Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli, “Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..

8 years ago

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Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!

8 years ago

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GirL:- Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao. . ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY:-. . . . . . . Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM , DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm...

8 years ago

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Love V/s Daaru- . . . Love- Pagal Banata Hai Daru- Mood Fresh Karti Hai Love- Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai Daru- Pee Kar Neend Achi Ati Hai Love- Me Date Ke 2000/- Daru- 1 Botle K 350/-. . . Love- Me Sabki Suno Daru- Pee Kar Sabko Sunao Faisla Aapke Haath Me . Piyo Sir Utha Ke..... . Ya Jiyo Ladkhadake..... . . . Jai Baatli!!

8 years ago

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Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya. K.k

8 years ago

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Mohan:" Kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.. . . . . Banta:" To isme problem kya hai ?? . . . . . . . . . mohan:" pata nahi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nahi...:( :p :O :/

8 years ago

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Agar aap kisi ko tahe dil se pyaar karte ho..... . . . To . . . To . . . To . . . . Ye aapka problem hai..... :-P Meko kya Bhugto

8 years ago

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Billlllll

8 years ago

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Wo sadak ke us paar thi Main sadak ke is paar tha Kuch wo aage badhi Kuch main aage badha Aur kuch aage wo badhi Aur kuch aage main badha Kuch aur wo aage badhi Kuch aur aage main badha Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi Aur main sadak ke us paar tha.. :-P

8 years ago

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Ek Baar Kuch Ladkiya Raah Chalte Haste Hue Ladko Ko, Dekhkar Sochne Lagi Ki Ye Ladke Kya Baate Karte Honge, Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Kaha- Wahi Jo Ladkiya Karti Hai, Tabhi Ek Ladki Ne Hath Mooh Par Rakh Kar Kaha, Ha, Ladke Itni Gandi-Gandi Baate Karte Honge.

8 years ago

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Hum Laakh Acche Hain, Par Log Kharab Kehte Hain, Bigda Hua Wo Humko Nawaab Kehte Hain. Hum To Aise Badnaam Ho Gaye Hain Ki., Paani Bhi Piye To Log Sharaab Kehte Hain.! K...k

8 years ago

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राजा हरिश्चन्द्र की पत्नी ने उनसे यह सवाल पूछने की ग़लती कभी नही की ..!! . . . मै कैसी लग रही हूँ .. वरना राजा हरिश्चन्द्र जी सत्यवादी ना रहते

8 years ago

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1 sardar ko 1 gadhey ney laat mar di sardar ney gadhey ko 4,5 laatin maarin aur bola hun karen ga payo nal mazaq

8 years ago

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Ufff Sardi" . . . . Jab Uper Likha Hy Ke Sardi Hai To Nwechy Konsa Hetr Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhy Ho: 2013 Ki Pehli Bezti Mubark Ho.

8 years ago

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Santa Ki Wife Tours & Travels Magazine Padhte Hue Boli. Wife: "Is Baar 2nd Honeymoon Ke Liye, Greece Try Karen" Santa: "Kyo? Sarson Ke Tel Mein Kya Kharabi Hai".

8 years ago

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