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  • Sar Jhukta H SHARM Me Sar Jhukta H ADAB Me Sar Jhukta H LIKHNE Me Or Sar Jhukta H Kisi "Smart Person" Ka Msg Padhne Me... Padho Padho Sar Jhuka K Padho.. ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • ...Master:- aaj sab bachche 1 -1 doha bolenge, billu tum bolo Billu:chidiya baithi pedh pe usne diya moot, sab jor se bolo Raju ki maa ki ch*t!!!! Master:- Shabash, tumne toh raju ki maa ch*d di, ab raju tum bolo Raju:kabutar baitha pedh pe usne diya moot, billu ki maa ka bh*sda, master ki maa ki ch*t...!!!! Hahahahahaha thoko like
    • 10 years ago



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  • कलियुगी मंत्र... कराग्रे वसते एंड्रोइड करमध्ये वोट्सएप l करमूले तु फ़ेसबुकम प्रभाते मोबाइल दर्शनम ll कलियुगी प्रार्थना..... 3G शक्ति हमें देना DATA, Cellका Signal कमजोर हो ना... हम रहे Range में हर कदम पे, भूल कर भी हम Offline हो ना.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mujhe Apni Mehbooba Se Milne Ka Bara Shoq Tha Use Qareeb Se Dekne Ka Bara Shoq Tha 1 Din Likh Diya Khat Usko Sabr Kar K Dil Me Armano Ki Qabr Kar K Bholi Bhali Samaj Na Saki Mere Pyar Ko De Diya Khat Apne Bhai Gulzar Ko Me Ne Darya Ki 1 Bari Moj Dekhi Jab Apne Peeche Gulzar Ki Foj Dekhi Un K Maarne Se Jism Se Saaz Nikal Rahe The Mun Se Agle Pichle Raaz Nikal Rahe The Logon Ne Kaha Kis Pe Azaab Aaya He Dil Ne Kaha Khat Ka Jwaab Aaya Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phone ke risthe bhi bade ajib hote hain, Balance rakhkar bhi log ajeeb hote hain, Khud to msg karte nahi hain, Muft ke msg. padhne ke kitne shoqin hote hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao, Student : Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, Master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi Kitni Pyari Hogi Jab Aap Honge, Hum Honge, Aur Humare Chhote Chhote Pyare Pyare, Khubsurat Se, Shararti Se, SMS Honge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho. Kuch Sunaao Yaar . . . . Qaidi- "Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari. Jis Din Zamaanat Hui Zindgi Khatam Tumhari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Hum Aapko sMs Bhejte Hai, To Ye Zarori Nahi Ki Aap Bhi Hume sMs Bheje, Aap Hume. Pizza, Burgar, Noodle, Ice-Cream, Chips, Kurkure, Bhi Bhej Sakte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • राजा हरिश्चन्द्र की पत्नी ने उनसे यह सवाल पूछने की ग़लती कभी नही की ..!! . . . मै कैसी लग रही हूँ .. वरना राजा हरिश्चन्द्र जी सत्यवादी ना रहते
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aate Samaye Haste ho, Jate Samaye Haste Ho, Subah Hste Ho, Sham Ko Hste Ho, Apko Kya Lgta h, Sirf Aap Hi Brush Krte Ho. !!!!!____________
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar 3 Schedule Cast Kisi Ke Yaha Matam Mein Chale Gaye. Jab Kaafi Der Baithne Ke Baad 1 Schedule Cast Uncle Ye Mara Kaise. Beta Ye Apni Nayi Bandhuk Ki Safai Kar Raha Tha Ki Achanak Trigger Dab Gaya, Or Goli Sidhe Uski Aankh Ke Niche Lagi Or Dusri Goli Chali To Mein Baith Gaya. 2 Schedule Cast Accha Hua Uncle Goli Aankh Se Door Lagi Warna Aankh To Phoot Hi Jati. 3 Schedule Cast Or Uncle Aap Nahi Mare Accha Hu Warna 2 Kabar Kaise Nikalti Iss Gate Se Ye Bhi Chota Sa Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • I casually made a survey asking people.. What is on 2nd Oct.. ONLY 93.7% replied "Dry Day". This is VERY disturbing... . . . . We have to start educating the remaining 6.3% immediately!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dushman Chahy Jitna Be Acha Dost Ban Jaey Us Per Aitbar Na Karo Kuon K Pani Ko Chahy Jitna Be Garam Karlo Aag Bhujanay K Liay Kafi Hota Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab 32 GB jaise kisi video ko download karna . . . . Aur saala 31.5 GB download hone k baad. . . . . . . . . . last me Error dikhna... :p :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murgi Anda deti hai, aur Cow Dudh deti hai, to aisa kaun hai jo dono deta hai. socho.. nahi pata. . . . . . . . . . . . . Ans = DUKANDAR...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl frnd 2 his Boy frnd : Jaanu tum to kehte the ki mere liye Tajmahal banaoge. Boy frnd : Taj Mahal kya cheez hai mai tere liye usse bhi bada mahal banvaunga , Mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha mein tujhe zinda dafnayunga....:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lo ji garmiya da tofa () (;;;) /"/ // ice cream for you thodi si chaat kar aage forward kar do garmi sirf aapko hi nhi lagti hai
    • 10 years ago



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