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  • 5 Ladke 1 Ladki Ko Zabardasti KissKar Rahe The Ladki Chilla Rahi Thi . . Beshrmo?? . . . . . . . . . . . Lado Mat Sabki Bari Aayegi:-
    • 9 years ago



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  • Faraz- ye scooty kab li? Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai, sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर: अगर दुनिया में लड़की नहीं हो तो क्या होगा? पप्पू: कॉलेज वीरान, गलियां सुनसान, दुनियां परेशान, तन्हा इंसान, ना जानू, ना जान हर तरफ जय हनुमान!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • बंदे की "ठरक" का अनुमान सिर्फ़ इस बात से लगाया जा सकता है कि उसके पास कितने GB का मेमोरी कार्ड है..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Be Careful! aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi. please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se log deewanay ho chukay hain...!! Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • जब टेस्ट मैच में ट्वेंटी ट्वेंटी का मजा आने लगे तो समझ जाओ वीरेंद्र सहवाग खेल रहैं है... और जब वन डे में भी टेस्ट जैसे खेल हो रहा हो तो समझ जाओ टीम में सहवाग नहीं है... Miss U Veeru.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy went 2 Drop Aunti, Aunti - Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke pass so jao. Boy - anti sofe per so jaunga NEXT MRNG A HOT Girl Making A tea Boy - AAP ? GRL - i m bitu & u ? Boy - ULLU ka PATHA..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nind Jab Mujhe Angosh Me Le Ati Hai; Apka Chehra Nigaho Me Bas Jata Hai; Ek Dum Se Meri Ankh Khul Jati Hai; Dil Se Besakhta Ye Awaz Ati Hai . . . . Maa BHOOOOT
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy- Can I Hold Ur Hand?? Girl- No Boy- Why?? Girl- Bcoz It Hurts When U Leave It Boy- . . . Maa Kasam Hamari Acting To Ladkiyo Ki Over Acting??
    • 9 years ago



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  • EK baat hamesha yaad rakhna. jodiya assman pe banti hai. . . . . . . . . Par setting zameen par hi karni padhti hai. :D :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Funy poetery o mino waikhi jandi si main unou waikhi janda si wah wah o mino waikhi jandi si main ounno waikhi janda si QK Na ono papar aanda si na minou papar aanda si Taaliyan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Suna Hai Aapki Muskurahat Pe Har Kio Marta Hai. . . . Zara Time Nikaal Kar Aana To. . . . Ek Chooha Maarna Hai. ;) =D/ :D :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Chokhat Pe 1 Deep Jala Rkha He, Tere Aane Ka Spna Sja Rkha He, Jane Wale Ne kaha Tha k Lot Aaunga, 1 esi Aas Pe Drwaza Khula Rkha He
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Gaur farmaiye... Itne kamzor huye teri judai se, Ki ab machhar bhi kheench le jata hai charpai se. wah wah
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki ‘smile’ ne saara jahan hila diya, COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy-Mujhe acchi ladki dila do God-Agar tu muslim hai to KATRINA Hindu hai to BIPASHA christain hai to GENELIYA Bol,tera naam kya hai? Boy-Abdul Tukaram Disouza. Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ke Sath Betha Tha, 2Nd Day Dusri Ladki Ke Saath Dekha Gaya, 3Rd Day Aur Ladki Thi. Moral: Ladkiya Badal Jaati Hai, Ladke Nahi BadaLte.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha. Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?” Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se” Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“
    • 9 years ago



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