Funny SMS

Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho. Kuch Sunaao Yaar . . . . Qaidi- "Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari. Jis Din Zamaanat Hui Zindgi Khatam Tumhari.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Indians ki aadaten : "barish"mili uchalna shuru. "Ladki dekhi to ghurna shuru" "barat"mili nachna shuru. Or "Sms"mila to reply chhod kar,forward karna shuru.. Djsumit

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Tujsei mohbatt itni ki , ki kabhi jata nahi paya .. Socha galib ko bula kr kah du. ki koi koi gazal likei tujpr . Lekin galib tho ajtk teri sundarta PR liknei ke liyei kalam tk na utha paya...nam

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Koun Kehta Hai K Sirf Mohabbat Me Hi Dard Hota Hai.. . Koun Kehta Hai K Sirf Mohabbat Me Hi Dard Hota Hai.. . . . Kambakht Darwaze Me Ungli Fas Jaye...Dard K Mare Jaan Nikal Jati Hai!!!

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha, . . . Dekh - dekh , pados ki ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath hi padhti hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . . boy - Dekh dekh kya dekh ? usi ko dekh ke to fail hua hu...

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

EK Aadmi Jo Nashe Mein Ladkadate Hue Bar Se Bahar Nikle, We Apni Car Mein Baithne Lage To Police Wala Teji Se Unki Seat Tak Pahucha, Usne Pucha Kahi Aapka Drivng Ka Irada To Nahi H. To Kya Tum Chahte Ho Ki Mein Aisi Halat Mein Paidal Ghar Pahuchu.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha, To Uski Mummy Boli: Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal, Kya Chahiye.? Toffy.? Biscuit.? Cake.? Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aaashiqui Ke Liye.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

धीरे-धीरे से मेरी जिंदगी में आना धीरे-धीरे ही आ रहा था, तेरे मोहल्ले वालों ने चोर समझकर पकड़ लिया।

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS

पुरानी गर्ल फ्रेंड की शादी का कार्ड मिला..... थोड़ी तकलीफ जरुर हुई.... बाद में सोचा, जाऊंगा जरुर .... मोहब्बत अपनी जगह है और पूड़ी-सब्जी अपनी जगह।

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए? मरीज: पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी। डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते। मरीज: वही तो किया था।

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Mansoon Pe Likha Ek Sher Padosan Ke Liye Aasmaan Pe Kaali Ghata Chaayi Hai Aaj Fir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunayi Hai Dil Karta Hai Sudhar Jau Magar Padosan Aaj Fir Bheeg Kar Aayi Hai...

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Ladki Ki Nazro Me Nzakat Hoti Hai, Uske inkar Me Bhi ijajt Hoti Hai, Humesa Pichhe Pad Jaao Jub Tak Haa Na Bole, Kyunki Der Se Haa Karna Ladkiyo Ki Aadat Hoti Hai.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Neend aati hai to khaab aata hai, khaab mein ak ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai, phir na need Aati hai na khaab aata hai… :D

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Taxiwala:" Bhai 1 RupyaChange Nahi Hai, Ye Dekho 1 Rupye Wala Video.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Ye Le 4GB Memory Card With 1000 Videos, Nikaal 1000 Ka Note... :/ :p :D

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

सब बोलते :speaking_head: है यार :relaxed: बता वो :person_with_blond_hair: ‍कैसी है,
तो यारों :two_men_holding_hands: सुनो:ear:,
दिखने :v: मैं भोली है,
लेकिन बंदूक :gun: कि गोली :pill: है, कभी फ़ोन :iphone:
बीजी रहा तो डायरेक्ट
ब्रेकअप :broken_heart: कि धमकी :joy: देती :broken_heart: है..

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS

S.H.O aik chor ko buri tarha mar raha tha aur pourey shaher ki wardatin us sey manwa raha tha achanek us k ghar sey fone aya aur kaha gaya k ap baap bun gaye hain chor rotey houey bola: paa dey paa dey a v ilzaam mairey tey paa dey

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai....

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Arz Kia Hai Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge Sara Jivan Bigad Loge Wah Wah Jaldbazi Me Shadi Karoge Sara Jivan Bigad Loge Soch Samjh K Karoge To Bhi Kya UKHAD Loge.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS

Humko yun Pagal banana chod do. Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do. Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar. ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS