Funny SMS

Ek Jyotishi Ne Ladki Se Kaha- Badhi Acchi Baat Hai, Tumhari Hath Ki Rekhaye Btati H Tum Puri Umar Padti Rahogi. Ladki Chilakar Boli: Pandit Ji Aisa Mat Kahiye, Ye Btayiye Mein Pass Kab Hongi.

10 years ago

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Judge Ne Ek Chor Ko Ghurte Hue Dekha Aur Bola, Ki Tum To 3 Saal Pehle Bhi Adalat Mein Pesh Hue The, Or Yahi Pent Chori Karne Ke Chakkar Mein. Chor: Ji Ha Hujur Ek Pent Aur Kitne Saal Chalegi.

10 years ago

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Mom to kid: Jo buchey angotha choustey hain un k pait barey ho jatey hain aik din bacha aik paregnent auret ko daikh kar hans kar bola mujey pata hai tum kaya chousti ho

10 years ago

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5vi Paas Mein SRK Ne Mujhse Pucha, INDIA Mein aisa Kaun Hai Jo Mahine Mein 1 Baar Nahata Hai..? Khuda Kasam 5 Crore Thukra Diya Magar Tumhara Naam Nahi Bataya..

10 years ago

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wo kya hay jo kabhi kabhi to seedha ho jata hay aur baz dafa latak b jata hay? . . . MONKEY (BANDAR) !

10 years ago

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Humare To Saare Khwaab Usi Din Chur-Chur Ho Gye, Aey Dosto, Jab Pehli Baar Wo Ghar Aayi, To Mummy Boli.. "Beta Didi Ke Liye Pani Le Aa"

10 years ago

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Degrees of Girls….! B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body M.B.A = Married but Available

10 years ago

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Munna Bhai:- Agar Bina Danto Ka Kutta Kate
to Kya Karna Chahiye…???
Circuit:- Simple Bhai…
Bina Sui Ka Injection Lene Ka..!!! ????

9 years ago

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Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Wah Wah! Khuda Kare Kisi Ko Judai Na Mile; Aur Jo Group Main Message Na Kare Usse Thand Me Rajai Na Mile!

10 years ago

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Yaad Karte Hai Tumhe Tanhai Me, DiL Duba Hai Ghamo Ki Gahrai Me, Hume Mat Dhundo Duniya Ki Bhid Me, Hum Milenge Tumhe Fir Kisi Free sMs Ki Scheme Me.

10 years ago

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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti he? Gal-Apna koi time nhi,jab dil kre so jatihu,or jab dil kre uth jatihu Boy-Naughty.Tu bilkul mere KUTTE pe gai he

10 years ago

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Ek larka ek larki ko bola, i love you, larki ne kan ke niche bajaya or bola kya bola be???? Tab larka ne bola, sali jab suna hi nahi to thappar keu mara?????

10 years ago

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Wife: Tumne shaadi se pehle kyon nahin bataya ke tumhari Rani naam ki ek wife pehle se he hai ? Husband: Maine bataya to tha ki tumhe Rani ki tarah rakhoong

10 years ago

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Girls Gets 100% Marks Only In 2 Subjects . . . . . . . Which Is . . . . . . . . MakeUp & BreakUp

10 years ago

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Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai…

10 years ago

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fMom:" Kahan Gaye the Tum?? Child: "…… . Mom:" Bolo Kahan gaye the..?? . Child:" ……… . Mom:" Bologe ya Main Bataun..?? . Child:"……… . Mom SLAPS.. . Child:" Crying . . Mom:" Chalo Batao Ab.. ?? . . Child:" Oh mummy main.. . . Mom:" Chuppp.. Mere Aagey Zubaan matt Chala...

10 years ago

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aaj mosan mein ajib se baat hai bekabo se humare khayalat hai ji chahat hai ki chura lun aapko aap hi se par mummy kehti haiki chori karna paap hai

10 years ago

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Shadi Me Photografer BanneKa Kuch Aur Hi Maza Hai, Ladkiyan:: Meri Lo Na, Meri Akeli Ki Lo, Ye Meri Frnd Hai, Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo. Khade Khade Lena.

10 years ago

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मेरा हाथ पकड़ कर वो बोली की सात जनम तक आप का साथ नहीं छोडूंगी सामने वाली गली से अपने बाप को आते देखकर बोली की हराम जादे हाथ किसको पूछ के पकड़ा है

10 years ago

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सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की
प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down:
एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की
थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed:
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फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो
गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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