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  • Tailor ladki ka Maap lete hue: Koi boyfriend hai ? Girl: Haan, Q ? Tailor: Usse bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de, Fitting sahi baithegi :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • One day Ravan went to a disco. aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya . kyun? kyun? bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head
    • 10 years ago



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  • A funny life cycle, COCKROACH is afraid of RAT. RAT of CAT. CAT of DOG. DOG of MAN. MAN of his GIRLFRND n GIRLFRND OF COCKROACH.
    • 10 years ago



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  • हर शख्स के अन्दर एक शैतान छिपा होता है.... . . . . . . . . . . और वो सिर्फ आधार कार्ड वाले फोटोग्राफर को ही नजर आता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Humko yun Pagal banana chod do. Bewajh har bat pe satana chod do. Tumhari khusbu alag hi hoti hai yaar. ab to VIM BAR sabun se Nahana chod do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sharab body ko khatam karti hai, Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai, Aao aaj iss sharab ko khatam karte hai, Ek bottal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum, Dub kar jis me maar jau vo River ho tum, phir bhi Mere jevan main forever ho tum… wah wah wah wah
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?
    • 10 years ago



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  • DON Ka Intazar 11 Colleges Ki Larkiyan Kr Rhi Hain Par,,,? DON Ka College Jana Mushkil He Nahi Na Mumkin Hai, Q K ? ? ? ? ? DON Matric Fail Hai… Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:" Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai..?? Student:" Samajhdar . . Teacher:" Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . . . Student:" BOYFRIEND...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai kI Rasm kYun h0ti hAi?? ? ? ? Dulhay k0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai k aB Bhi wAqt Hai Nangay pAoN Bhag Jao. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar Santa dukan ja ke dukandar se kaha:" jara machhis dena... . . . . . . . Dukandar ne lighter utha ke diya.. . . Santa gussey mein dukandar ko ek jor ka thapad lagaya aur bola:' Pagal saaley, lighter se koyi kaan khujata hain..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिल का दर्द दिल तोड़ने वाले क्या जाने, प्यार के रिवाजों को ज़माने क्या जाने, होती कितनी तकलीफ़ लड़की पटाने मैं, ये घर पे बैठा लड़की का बाप किया जाने?
    • 10 years ago



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  • कल 2 लोगों को बेवकूफ बनाया; पता कैसे? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . बिल्कुल ऐसे ही।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Namaskar! A hmari faltu SMS sewa h Isme hm logo ko wqt bewqt preshan kiyaKrte h Is sewaka labh uthane keLiye shukriya Ab ap apna kaam kriye
    • 10 years ago



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