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  • Khali Jagah Me "HAA" Ya "NAHI" Bharo, 1:___Main insaan Nahi, Bandar Hu. 2:___Main Hi PagaL Hu. 3:___Mere Dimag Ka Koi ilaaj Nahi. 4:___Mujhe PagaLKhane Hi Jana Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • WIF: Suna Hai Ke Jannat Mein Husband Ke Saath Wife Ko Nahi Rahne Dete HUSBAND: Sahi Suna Hai, WIFE: aisa Kyun.? HUSBAND: are Pagali Isi Liye To Use Jannat Kahte Hain..
    • 9 years ago



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  • अब जनता जाग गयी है , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , और ब्रश करेगी, फ्रेश होएगी, नाश्ता करेगी
    • 9 years ago



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  • TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife& 20 children. Lalu has 1 wife&9 children. Who is better? Me: Osama score is GOOD! But Lalu Strike rate is better.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa- doctar sahab dast ne behal kar rkha hai. Doctar-kitna patlaa dast aata hai? Santa- bas samjh lo ki aap kulla kar sakte ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Uske Chhor Jaane Ke Baad Main Marne Hi WaaLa Tha.. Ki Achanak Yaad Aaya Uski Friend Ne Bhi Apna Number Diya Tha, "Jaan Me Jaan Aa Gyi"
    • 9 years ago



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  • SasuraL Me Damad Ki izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? KyuKi Wo Jante Hai Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai, Jisne Humare Ghar Ka Toofan SambhaL Rakha Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Badla Hai Mausam Aur Thand Ho Gayi Hai Aapko Yaad Kiye Bina Life Adhoori Ho Gyi Hai Kya Bhula Diya Humein Ya Mobile Mein SMS Pack Scheme Hi Band Ho Gyi Hai?
    • 9 years ago



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  • On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Thanx To Smart Phones!!! Jis Ne Aaj Ki Attitude Waali Generation ko.. Sir Jhuka ke Baithna aur Chalna Seekha diya..!! >=)=))
    • 9 years ago



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  • The best prank call ever hello, dominos..?? . . . . . . . yes sir how may i help you... . . . . . . bhai pizza hut ka no. Do....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?? Girl -chal, Boy-kaha? Girl-principal ke pas, Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!! Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student Shayari: Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai, Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai, Sab kehte hai sudhar ja, Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • हैंड्सम:sunglasses: होना भी अपने आप में एक बड़ी प्रॉब्लम है.
    कोई लड़की:girl: लाइन ही नहीं मारती,
    बस देखते:eyes: ही कहती है
    पता नहीं कमीने कीकितनी गर्लफ्रेंडस:girl::girl::dancers: हे.
    • 9 years ago



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  • धोखा मिला जब भी प्यार में जिंदगी में उदासी छा गई; सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह-ए-मोहब्बत को पर . . . . . कमबख्त फिर एक नए नंबर से "मिस कॉल" आ गई।
    • 9 years ago



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