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  • Science ke professor ne tray mein rakhe, maindak ki aur ishara karte hue pucha :- . santa batao ye nar h ya mada ? . Santa maindak ka mooh kholne laga. . professor ne kaha- iske mooh mein kya dekhna chahate h aap?? . . . banta ne piche se kaha sir ye lipistic dekh raha h.
  • 8 years ago



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  • जरूरत से ज्यादा सुंदर लड़की अगर गर्लफ्रेंड बन जाए तो लौंडे का साढ़े अट्ठारह किलो वजन प्रति सप्ताह तो इस चिंता में घट जाता है कि कोई दूजा उसे उड़ा ना ले जाए।
  • 8 years ago



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  • Aj taitanic ka 95th aniversary hai, isliye sache prami jack or rose ki yaad me apne mobile ko pani me 2min dubokar rakhe, unki atma ko santi milegi!!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Dhoni: meri biwi ko bacchaa nai ho raha hai kya karu?? Viru: boost de. Salmaan: revital de. Dada: sona chandi chyawanprash de. Aasaram- ek moka muje bhi de :-P
  • 8 years ago



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  • Sanam Ki Yaad Me Jaam Hath Me Utha Liya. . . . . . . . . . Bread Par Lagaya Aur Fattafat Khaa Liya. Dukh Apni Jagah, Aur Bhookh Apni Jagah.
  • 8 years ago



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  • नोकर-:मालिक हमरा के दू दिन की छुट्टी दई दो 3 साल बाद बिहार जा रहे है। मालिक -:क्या करेगा बे बिहार जा के नोकर -:मालिक घर से चिठ्ठी आई है हमारी MA पूरी हो गई है, हम top किया हु, ओ ही का डिग्री लेने जाना है।
  • 8 years ago



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  • 3 fastest mode of communication RADIO TELEVISION TELEPHONE Still want fastest communication? "TELL A WOMEN" aag ki tarah faila degi;-)
  • 8 years ago



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  • SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein: Saas: i have carried him for 9 months. Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na? I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now . Baat karti hai .
  • 8 years ago



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  • Har kisi ka ladkiyon ko purpose karne ka apna hi funda hai bidu, koi gulab deke purpose karta hai . . To koi gulab jamun khilake. Yeh India hai yahan sab chalta hai. Dhichkyau.. ...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Petrol Badha Hum Chup Rahe Diesel Badha Fir Bhi Chup Rahe LPG Badha fir bhi Kuch Nahi Bole! Vegetables k Dam bad Gaye Fir bhi hum chup rahe Par abb suna hai DARU...... Maa ki aankh Ab Chup Nahi Rahenge INQALAB ZINDABAD.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Yeh Sms Jin Khubsurat Logo Ko Milta Hai, Woh 5 Sec Baad Behosh Ho Jate Hain, 1 2 3 4 5 Nhi Behosh Hue Na, Khubsusat Hote To Behosh Hote Na.
  • 8 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu . . Mujh Se Break-Up Kar Ke Tu Bann Gayi Ullu . . . . Maine Toh Nayi Patta Li Tujhe Kya Milla ? Baba Ji Ka Thullu......
  • 8 years ago



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  • Hum Laakh Acche Hain, Par Log Kharab Kehte Hain, Bigda Hua Wo Humko Nawaab Kehte Hain. Hum To Aise Badnaam Ho Gaye Hain Ki., Paani Bhi Piye To Log Sharaab Kehte Hain.! K...k
  • 8 years ago



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  • Boy: kal maine tumhaare ghar gaya tha, . . lagta hai ab hamaari shaadi nahi hogi. . . girl: kyu? pappa se mile the kya ? . . . . . Boy: nahi, tumhaari chhoti behan se milaa tha :-O :-D
  • 8 years ago



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  • GirL:- Main Kisi Aur Se Shadi kar Rahi Hun, Mujhe Bhul Jao. . ! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BOY:-. . . . . . . Na TeRe AaNe Ki KhUsHi, Na TeRe JaaNe Ka GhaM , DuSri PaTaYeNgE Tu JaA BeHeN AaJ Se TeRa QiSsA KhAtAm...
  • 8 years ago



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  • Wife- Aaj main towel mein thi aur room mein chachaji aa gaye... Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT bana liya. Kuch SANSKAR mujhme bhi hai...
  • 8 years ago



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  • BOys k dil ki sab se bari khUwahish . . . Khd ktne e kaminey Q na hOn . . But . . . Larki shareef chaiye !!
  • 8 years ago



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  • Timepass Ka New StyLe 1 Ma6ar Ko Pakdo Usko Jamin Pe Leta Do Fir Gudgudi Karo Or Jaise Wo Hasne K Liye Muh KhoLe NaLayak Ko aLLout PiLa Do;)
  • 8 years ago



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  • Purani Soch: Karo ya Maro. Nai Soch: Marne se Phle kuch karo! Ekdam Nai Soch: Jab tak kuch kar nahi lete maro mat! Hamari Soch: Koi Bataega Sala karna kya hai?
  • 8 years ago



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  • Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!
  • 8 years ago



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