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  • Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte Hai Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi? Baba Ji- Sirf 10%. Salman- Y? Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte Hai.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Indian Banks Description IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
    • 8 years ago



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  • Hotel Me Dinner Karte Wife Ne Leg Piece Utha K Pati ko Diya. Bagal se ek Buzurg Bole Waqt ki baat hai Warna Hamari Begum bhi Hume Tangey Utha Utha K Deti thi
    • 8 years ago



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  • Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega? Boy: Pal Kyu? Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo Ko Banate Waqt Bhagwan Ne Kaha..? Ki Achhi - Samjhdar - Aur Shareef Ladkiya Duniya Ke Her Kone Me Milengi, Aur Fir Bhagwan Ne Is Duniya Ko GOL Bana Diya, Aur Fir Kaha Ab Dundh Lo Kona..
    • 8 years ago



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  • बाहुबली के अपार सफलता को देखते हुए मै भारत सरकार से गुजारिश करता हु की हमारी भारतीय सेना के सारे सिपाहियो को हटा कर वहाँ साउथ के 10-12 हीरो को भेज देना चाहिए । नोट: ( रजनीकांत का उपयोग केवल विश्वयुद्ध में किया जायेगा)
    • 8 years ago



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  • daal mein jo kaala hai ji wo garam masaala hai ji aik pal ki kiso ko khabar nahein magar mansoobaa sau sala hai ji sach ki aakhir jeet hoti hai jhoot ka moo kaala hai ji usay rihwat khaane ka haq hai wo ministetr sahib ka saala hai ji asteen ke saanpoon ko kuch na kehna inein bada mushkil se paala hai ji hum aap ka kya chraate thay jo asghar ko dil se nikaala hai ji
    • 8 years ago



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  • What did the male dog say 2 the female dog in the cool nite with bright moon lite? . . . Socho ? . . . BOW BOW! What else can a dog say? ha ha ha
    • 8 years ago



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  • Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro.. Pyar Ko Laat Maaro Yaaro.. Meri Baat Maano Yaaro, Na Chandramukhi Na Paaro.. Roz Raat Ek Kingfisher Maaro, Aur Chain Se Zndgi Guzaaro..!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
    • 8 years ago



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  • Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . . Khud uthkar apne hath se . . . Pani pee lein!! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Aashiqko ka Dimag Hota Hai Khali, Tabhi Milti Nahi Gharwali, Gulam Ban Ke Fas Jate Hai, Ishq Ke Jaal Me, Aur Kehte Hai Maine Ladki Patali.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Jailer- Suna Hai Tum Shayar Ho. Kuch Sunaao Yaar . . . . Qaidi- "Gum-E-Ulfat Me Jo Zindgi Kati Hamari. Jis Din Zamaanat Hui Zindgi Khatam Tumhari.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Maa: Tu Chota Tha To Bilkul Kejriwal Jaisa Tha.. Beta: Kya Mai Roz Dharna Karta Tha.? Maa: Nahi Re, Roz Ek Thappar Khaata Tha..
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Zara Sambhal Ke Chalna, Zyada Bhaari Cheezein Mat Uthaana, Apna Khayal Rakhna, Khana Thik Se Khana Kyunki 9va Mahina Aagaya Hai. Happy September.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl to Tennis Coach : Racket Kaise Pakdun ? Coach : Racket Ko Aise Pakado, Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka Pakadti Ho. Girl : Ab Theek Hain Na..??? . . . . . Coach : Ullu Ki Patthi. Muh Se Nikal Racket.
    • 8 years ago



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  • GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" :-P
    • 8 years ago



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