Salman Khan- Kitne Percent Log Smajte Hai Ki Meri Or Katrina Ki Shadi Hogi? Baba Ji- Sirf 10%. Salman- Y? Baba Ji- Qki 90% Log Khud Usse Se Shadi Krna Chahte Hai.
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IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis
Hotel Me Dinner Karte Wife Ne
Leg Piece Utha K Pati ko Diya.
Bagal se ek Buzurg Bole
Waqt ki baat hai
Warna Hamari Begum bhi Hume
Tangey Utha Utha K Deti thi
Cutest PROPOSE in KG Class
Girl: Kya tu Mele ko Apna Address dega?
Boy: Pal Kyu?
Girl: Abhi se learn ker lungi kyu ki
badme to wo melaa bi Addres hoga na stupid!!
Ladkiyo Ko Banate Waqt Bhagwan Ne Kaha..?
Ki Achhi - Samjhdar - Aur Shareef Ladkiya
Duniya Ke Her Kone Me Milengi,
Aur Fir Bhagwan Ne Is Duniya Ko GOL
Bana Diya,
Aur Fir Kaha Ab Dundh Lo Kona..
बाहुबली के अपार सफलता को देखते हुए मै भारत सरकार से गुजारिश करता हु की
हमारी भारतीय सेना के सारे सिपाहियो को हटा कर वहाँ साउथ के 10-12 हीरो को भेज देना चाहिए ।
नोट: ( रजनीकांत का उपयोग केवल विश्वयुद्ध में किया जायेगा)
daal mein jo kaala hai ji
wo garam masaala hai ji
aik pal ki kiso ko khabar nahein
magar mansoobaa sau sala hai ji
sach ki aakhir jeet hoti hai
jhoot ka moo kaala hai ji
usay rihwat khaane ka haq hai
wo ministetr sahib ka saala hai ji
asteen ke saanpoon ko kuch na kehna
inein bada mushkil se paala hai ji
hum aap ka kya chraate thay
jo asghar ko dil se nikaala hai ji
Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do
Yaaro.. Pyar Ko Laat Maaro
Yaaro.. Meri Baat Maano Yaaro,
Na Chandramukhi Na Paaro..
Roz Raat Ek Kingfisher Maaro,
Aur Chain Se Zndgi Guzaaro..!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya, Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya.Ki tumko dekhkar hi ye khyal kyon aaya.?
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur
biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racket Kaise Pakdun ?
Coach : Racket Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka Pakadti Ho.
Girl : Ab Theek Hain Na..???
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Coach : Ullu Ki Patthi.
Muh Se Nikal Racket.
GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?" :-P