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  • Fruits Mein Baat Chal Rahi Thi. Santra: “Main ‘Ball‘ Ke Tarah Lagta Hoon” Akhrot: “Main Toh ‘Brain‘ Ke Tarah” Mushroom: “Aur Main ‘Umbrella‘ Ke Tarah” Kela Ye Sunkar Udas Mann Se Bola: “Please Topic Change Karo Yaar“
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein.. ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai.. aamir khan.. shah rukh khan.. salman khan.. teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti.. call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai.. to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par.. kyun?? kyunki.. daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha. Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila. sheeshe me usne dekha to usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai :P Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or Usse roz baaten krne laga. Uski Biwi ko shak huwa. Ek din uski ghair mojudgi me Usne Sheesha nikala or apna aks dekh kr boli: "Acha to ye hai wo Churail :P jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy". Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko dikhaya to Saas ne kaha: "Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jald marr jayegi":D Lolzzzzzzz :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1. POLICE MAN - Sab Mujh Se Darte Hai Or Main Biwi Se 2. MOCHI- Main Juto Ki Marammat Karta Hu Or Biwi Meri 3. TEACHER- Main School Me Lecture Deta Hu or Ghar Me Sirf Sunta Hu. 4. OFFICER- Main Office Me BOSS Hu or Ghar Me Naukar 5. JUDGE- Main Court Me Faisale Sunata Hu or Ghar Me Khud Insaaf Ka Talabgar Faisala Aapke Hath Me Hai, Kunware Raho, Khush Raho. Note- Jo Shadi Kar Chuke Hai Sabr Kare or Jinki Nahi Hui Wo na kre...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- Ye pyar kaise hota h? Boy-Jab time kharab chal raha ho, Shani ki dsha kharab ho, Apka mangal bhari ho or Bhagwan maza lene k mud me ho Tb pyr ho jata hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. Lekin Job Ke Pehle Din Hi Use Bohat Gaaliyan Padi Aur Dhakke Dekar Job Se Nikal Diya Gaya Kyu Ki Usne Apne Office Mein Pehli Call Kuch Is Tarha Se Attend Kari Thi. Santa With First Caller: “How Can I Help You Sir?” First Caller: “Mera Vodaphone Ka Sim Dhang Se Kaam Nahi Kar Raha.” Santa: “Abe To Airtel Ka Lele Na“ :D By - ANIL
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo Pareshan Nahi Karti Aur Rulati Bhi Nahi.. Itna Achi Hai Kabhi Satati Bhi Nahi.. Humne Pucha Pyar Karti Ho Humko.. Hans Kar Bole Karti Hu Magar Jatati Nahi....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa :Samose kuch acche Lag nhi rhe hai, Kya baat hai.. . . Parso wale to bohot acche bane the, . . Dukandar :Aji Saheb, ye wohi to hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • A Little Kid Asks His Father, "Daddy, Is God A Man Or A Woman?"

    "Both Son. God Is Both."

    After A While The Kid Comes Again And Asks, "Daddy, Is God Black Or White?"

    "Both Son, Both."

    The Child Returns A Few Minutes Later And Says, "Daddy, Is Michael Jackson A God?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • School me ladkiyo ke 5 naam hote hai.. 1-meri wali 2-teri wali 3-meri bhabhi 4-teri bhabhi Or agar na pte to "kamini sali"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bar ek ladki akeli rat ko kahi ja rhi thi, use raste main 5/6 kutte mile, wo unhe dekh kr ghabra gai, to kutton ne kaha ghabraie nhi , ap aram se jaie, ham kutte h insaan nhi...! Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Larrka: larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy. Larrki jl kar boli: Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy tokhatam ho jaty h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Father to son: hey son! Why is your mother sitting so silent today?? . . . . Son: nothing dad.!!!! she asked forlipstick and i heard favistick. Father: god bless you my dear son..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai, tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na.. Ladka: Nahi to.. Ladki: Me sab janti hu.. Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai.. Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo.. Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 indian ladke ne 1 chini ladki se shadi kar li, Ek sal baad ladki mar gayi dost bola bhaut bura hua, Par yaar china ka maal ka maal tha or kitna chalta.
    • 9 years ago



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  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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