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  • Teacher: Cricketers Aur Athletes Me Kya Farak Hai? Chintu: Athletes Medals Ke Saath Ghumte Hain Aur Cricketers Models Ke Saath Ghumte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 message received 1 1 nice person sent it 1 one bakara is reading it bakara is smiling now bakara is still reading. bakara will now forward this message 2 other bakara
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladies ko petrol pump ke bahar kyu utar diya jata hai? . . . . kyun ki . . . . . . Petrol pump par likha hota hai-: Aag lagane wali cheje bahar rakhe :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d railway station..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 'Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hijaane wali thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya... . . . . . . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khyalo Mein Wahi, Sapno Mein Wahi, Lekin Unki Yaado Mein Hum The Hee Nahi, Hum Jaagte Rahe Duniya Soti Rahi, Ek Baarish Hee Thi, Jo Humare Sath Roti Rahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Confidence: Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga! Mom: Kyun? Son: Main Job Karunga. Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak? Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai.. Bas ek aakhri sawal ladki ne kabhi Asaram Bapu se "Ashirwad" to nahi liya na??
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladke ne 50 bar costamer care ko call kia our har baar kaha ladka-sir mere dost ka post muje fb per dekhna hai Ccare-Please go to home sir ladka-sir mai ghar me hu subha se Ccare wala home me jao bolra Ccare shoked
    • 10 years ago



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  • SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein: Saas: i have carried him for 9 months. Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na? I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now . Baat karti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THE UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna KarogeRaat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar ReneHo Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai ThakeNhi Kya,Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main ToDin Raat Karunga QkiMere To 3000 Sms Free Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • TIPS how to save 10 paisa per year . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Isme bhi interested ho..? Kasam se..yaar...itni kanjusi thik nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai, Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll Hai, 2 Gulab Jamun Hai, Kuchh Seewiyan Hai, Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi Miltee Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो भी मुझे याद करती होगी, मुझसे मिलने से पहले थोडा बहुत सजती होगी, बिछड़ने के बाद फिर से मिलने का इंतज़ार करती होगी, दिन भर सहेलियों से मेरे बारे में कहती होगी, और रात को नींदों में मेरे ही ख्वाब देखती होगी, मेरी याद में वो अपने बालो को सवारती होगी, कभी कभी अपने नाखुनो को चबाती होगी, हर आहट पे वो मेरा नाम लेती होगी, रास्ते पे नेना बिछाके वो मेरे लिए छत पर बैठती होगी, या फिर कही ऐसा तो नहीं के, ये सारी बाते मुझसे जुडी हो, और में ही कहता हु की ये बाते उससे जुडी होगी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai.. Monkey - Kyu? Kya hua bhai! Tiger - Saale raat-din camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain, "Only Few Left..Only Few Left."
    • 10 years ago



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