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  • Santa apni girl friend ko apne ghar le gaya... Sub darvaje, khidkiya band kar di, light off karke paas aaya aur bola.... . . . Ye dekho meri watch me light jalti hai.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Husband- Mujhe nind nhi aa rahi hai!! kiss.png Wife- jao aur kitchen ka sara bartan saaf kar do! tongue.png Husband - Arey pagli!!! Main Neend mein bol raha hun!
    • 8 years ago



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  • Pappu ki master se hui ladai . . . . Master ne ki Pappu ki dhulai . . . . Pappu ka garam hua khoon . . . . Gaya kabristan ar kabar pe master ke photo tang k likh diya . . . . COMING SOON :D
    • 8 years ago



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  • Kya time aa gaya hai.. Boys ke liye film bani to "Ek Tha Tiger" . . . . . . . . . Girls ka number aaya to "Ek thi daayan":))...
    • 8 years ago



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  • Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo. Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apni ammi se lele Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo.. Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne mamu se lele Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo Mamu: Beta mre pas to khulenhi hy tu apni mami se lele Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy tu apne chacha se lele Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy? Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya? Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana icecream wala chala gya ab
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ekbar ek sharabi ja raha tha achanak kichchad me gir gaya itneme bijli chamki sharabi bola he bhagwan ek to kichchad me gira diya aur photo bhi khinch liya
    • 8 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Hain.. To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Bataao..? . Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana...!
    • 8 years ago



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  • 3 Idiots - Facebook Style: Rancho: *Smiling* Teacher: Aap muskura kyu rahe ho? Rancho: Bohot dino se Facebook me account banane ki ichha thi...aaj bana diya hai...bohot maza aa raha hai. Teacher: Zyada maza lene ki zarurat nai hai...Tell me what is a Post? Rancho: Anything that is posted on Facebook is Post, Sir. Teacher: Can you please elaborate? Rancho: Sir...jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte hai post hai sir...Ghumne gaye...photo daal diya! Post hai Sir. Match dekha score daal diya! Post hai Sir... Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki pic se Ronaldo ki kick tak! Sab post hai sir! Ek second me comment, ek second me like! Comment-Like... Comment-Like Teacher: Shut up! Account banake ye karoge? Comment-Like... Comment-Like... Hey Chatur tum batao, Chatur: Pictures, texts or videos posted through mobile or tablet or laptop or desktop via different operating system using internet on Facebook is called a Post... Teacher: Excellent! Rancho: Par sir maine bhi toh wahi bola seedhe shabdo mein... Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh orkut ya twitter ke pages pe account banao... :@ Rancho: Par sir dusre sites bhi toh... Teacher: Get out! Rancho: Why sir? Teacher: Seedhe shabdo me bahar jaiye. Rancho goes out and comes back* Teacher: Kya hua? Rancho: Kuch bhul gaya tha sir. Teacher: Kya? Rancho: An utility button given to us, to protect our private data i.e pictures, messages or personal information for being stolen or used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else... Teacher: Kehna kya chahte ho!?!? Rancho: Logout sir! Logout karna bhul gaya tha! Teacher: Seedha seedha nahi bol sakte the?! Rancho: Thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko pasand nahi aaya :)
    • 8 years ago



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  • Agar Asman Tak Hamare Hath Jate Agar Asman Tak Hamare Hath Jate To Chand Sitare To Kya Dost Tere Liye Pariyo Ki BR* Aur P*NTY Bhi Utar Laate.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Bacha apni Dadi se: Kya hm hamesha 5 hee rahenge? Aap, papa, mom, behan, aur main? Dadi: Nahi! jab tumhari shadi ho jayegi to hum 6 ho jayenge. Bacha: phr bahen ki shadi ho gi to hum phir se 5 ho jayenge naaa ?? Dadi Pyar se: Nahi jab tumhara beta paida ho jayega to hum phir 6 ho jayenge. Bacha: Phir jab aap marr jayenge gi to hum phir se 5 ho jayenge, Dadi: Lakh di lanat tere Hisab teh, Kutty deya putraa… So ja chup ker ke
    • 8 years ago



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  • Rafta rafta har police wale ko shayar kar diya Mahafil e sher o sukhan may bhej kar sarakar ne Ek qaidi subah ko phansi laga kar mar gaya Rat bhar gazalen sunain us ko thanedar ne
    • 8 years ago



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  • 'Usse juda ho kar to meri jaan hijaane wali thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya... . . . . . . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
    • 8 years ago



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  • Talwar ka zakhm dawa se thik ho jata hai. Mgr,Zuban ka zakhm kisi dawa se thik nahi hota. Wo sirf kissing se thik hota h. Hakeem:IMRAN HASHMI (chummi wale)
    • 8 years ago



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  • Log Pata Nhi Kaise... PrOpose kr Dete Hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai...:-D :-P
    • 8 years ago



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  • Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye? Customer- biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu, milega kya?? Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel karke dun?
    • 8 years ago



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  • एक शराबी ने एक दिन कुछ ज्यादा ही पी ली। लडखड़ाते कदमों से किसी तरह घर के दरवाजे तक पहुंचा और जेब से चाबी निकालकर ताला खोलने की कोशिश करने लगा। नशा ज्यादा होने की वजह से वह चाबी को ताले में डाल ही नहीं पा रहा था। चाबी कभी इधर हो जाती कभी उधर। उसे परेशान होते देख पास ही खड़े एक व्यक्ति ने उसकी मदद करने के इरादे से उसके पास आकर बोला,"लाओ चाबी, ताला मैं खोल देता हूं।" शराबी: नहीं, नहीं, ताला तो मैं खोल लूंगा। तुम तो बस जरा दरवाजे को पकड़कर रखो।
    • 8 years ago



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  • PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH! Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB..... GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo: OYe Wo Dekh Tera BaaP So rHa H PaThar Maar SaaLe ko....
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl: Tum mere liye kya kar sakte ho?? Boy: Jo tum bolo janu...! Girl: Kya tum mere liye, chaand taare todd ke la sakte ho?? . . . Boy: Phir zameen ke charoon taraf kya teera baap ghoomey ga???
    • 8 years ago



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