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  • “ 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-eman ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "RameshPlumber ki Beti"likha hua tha..;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Pappu Apne Cousin Ko Milne College Gaya Vaha Pe Ek Se Bhadkar Ek Sunder Ladkiya Thhi Achahnak Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Ki Jeans Ki Back Side Pe Jahaz (Plane) Bana Dekha Kafi Der Tak Vo Us Ladki Ko Dekhta Raha. Ladki Ne Ye Dekha Aur Pappu Ka Majak Udane Ke Liye Boli. Ladki: “Arey, Kya Pahle Kabhi Jahaaz Nahi Dekha?” Pappu: “Ji Jahaz To Mene Bahut Dekhe Hai, Par Esa Shandar Airport Pahle Kabhi Nahi Dekha“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya apko Ladkian Pasand Hai..? Kya aap Ladkion Ki Baten Sunna Chahte Hai..? Kya aap Hamesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rahna Chahte Hai..? . To Beta Golgappe Ka Thela Laga Lo.. >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi to her shohar…. Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay…. Pathan replied… O g kia pakaya hai….?? Wife replied… …. …. Naswar kay koftay…
    • 10 years ago



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  • PATNI-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? PATI-shahjahan jitna. PATNI-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? PATI-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:

    लड़केवाले - क्या क्या बना लेती है आप की बेटी....?

    लड़कीवाले - अब क्या तारीफ करे ईसकी, ये सेल्फ़ी लेते समय 15 अलग अलग तरह के मुँह बना लेती है....
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • BIWI : Wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ? 10 saal pehle maine use shaadi ke liye inkaar kiya tha. Aur wo aaj tak pee raha hai. PATI : Baap re ......!! Itna lamba celebration!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka dost sy : yar mai ne apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday pe apni behan ki new diamond ring chori ker k gift de di, Dost (Thapar maar kar) : kaminey Itni mehngi kharidi thi maine Larka: salay marta kyun hai tere ghar he to wapis gayi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Trains Ke Naam Indian actress Ke Naam Pe Hoti To.. Khabrain aisi Hoti.. aaj BIPASHA Over Load Ho Kar Gayee Hai.. TABBU Ke Neeche aake 1 aadmi Khatam.. accident Mein Mallika Ki Pichli Bogi Tabaah Ho Gayee Hai.. Tez Raftar Ki Wajah Se KANGNA Patri Se Utar Gayee Hai.. RAKHI Pe Chadhne Walon Ki Tadaad Mein Ijafgi.. VIDYA Ki Body Ko Change Karne Ka Faisla.. KAITRINA Par Gair Kanuni Dhang Se Chadhe Huye 7 aadmi Giraftaar.. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़का – तुम्हारा नाम क्या है ..? लड़की – मीना ... और तुम्हारा ...?? लड़का – कमीना ... लड़की – तुम झूट बोल रहे हो ... कमीना भी कोई नाम होता है भला ..?? लड़का – पांच मिनट बैठ जा मेरे धोरे तू भी इसी नाम से बुलाएगी
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funny Fact About Cars Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai, peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • JanNat ke darwaaze pe dastak di, toh aawaz aayi. . Kya chahiye.? : : : "Maine kahaa khusiyaa aur Lambi Umar" Kiske Liye.? : : Jo is waqt mera Status padh rahe hai Unke liye. . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jhoot Kehte Hain Log Ki Mohabbat Sab Kuch Cheen Leti Hai.. Par Maine To Mohabbat Kar ke Dosto Gamo Ka Khazaana Paa Liya Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • अंजली बोली- किसी ने कहा है! जिसे अच्छी शक्ल मिलती है उसे अक्ल नही मिलती ? अशोक बोला- इसीलिए तौ मैने तुमसे प्यार किया है?
    • 10 years ago



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