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  • Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se . Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka risk leta hai.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • GOLU: Tu muje 3 crore Rs de De Mai tujhe 2 month ke baad lota dunga MOLU (after 2m)-chal apna wada pura kar GOLU ) ( (___) ye Le LOTA
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yad bnkr hmesha tumare dil mein ate rhenge. Yu hi wqt bewqt tumh tadpaterhenge. Dua kro ki hmari umr choti ho. Vrna zindgi bhr apko satate rhenge...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gulab Ko V Kamal Bana Dete, Unki 1 Nazar Se Gazal Bana Dete, Kambakht Is Dil Pe Marta Koi Nahi, Warna Unke Shehar Mein Hi Taaj Mahal Bana Dete.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dabangg effect- Sir: lallu tumhare sare ans galat hai, marks de to kahan.. Lallu: KAMAL KARTE HO MASTERJI,MARKS HI TO MANG RAHE HAI,CHUP CHAP DE DO WARNA THAPPAD MAR K B LE SAKTE HAI. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai.. Lallu: BADTAMIZ SE YAAD AYA MASTERJI, APKA BETA KAISA HAI.. Sir: Gadhe,nikal ja class se! Lallu:CHUP CHAP SE MARKS DE DO MASTERJI,WARNA ANS PAPR ME ITNE CHHED KARENGE, KI CONFUSE HO JAOGE KI MARKS KAHA DE AUR ZERO KAHAN!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Argument Between British And India. British:we Spoiled Your Mother Land For 200 Years. India:we Are Spoiling Your Mother Tongue Daily.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl- tum bohot besharam hO :@ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy- wo to main bachpan se hi hu main to paida bhi nanga hi hua tha Boys always rock...thoko like :-D ;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • dil ke 4 hisse hai 1 mom 2 dad 3 god 4 love or friends ke liye???????? Sorry dosto ke liye koi jagah nhi hai kyoki bo to heart hotr hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do.. . . . . . . Maine kaha:" Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.. ?? . . Woh boli:" Chala aap lena.. main picche baith jaungi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Warning Too Bad Logic.. :D Teacher : Tell Me One Example Of Active Voice And Passive Voice Santa : Active voice) bacche jab sunsaan jagahon par jaate hai to haadse hote hai.... Passive voice) sunsaan jagahon par hue haadso se hi bacche hote hai ...!! :D :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya aapko pata haiDuniya ka sabse pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha . . . . . . . Jaaniye iss chhotey se break ke baad..... . . . Surf exel - daag achhey . . . . . . . . . Hum mein hai hero - Hero moto corp. . . . . . . . Laila ko karna tha impress Toh majnu ne khayi minto Fresh. . . . . . . Rahiye na bekhabar dekhiye fir khaas khabar . Aaj Tak . . . Welcome Back to -- my show - Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz "Hawa" mein uda tha.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj unse mulakat hogi unke parce se chori hogi dhire dhir bhagne ki suruwat hogi phir heroki entry hogi hero doud doud k chor ko pakedega chori k saaman . . . . . . . . . . Dekh ker hero pagal ho jayega q ki wo condam ki paket hogi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • आज का ज्ञान. चाय में गिरी हुई बिस्किट को दुसरी बिस्किट से निकालनें की कोशिश ना करें..! वरना.. जो हाथ मे है उससे भी हाथ धो बैठोगे !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine.. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Hain, To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Bataao.? Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI
    • 9 years ago



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  • Master Jee Bole Bachho Se Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo.. Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe.. Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!AP
    • 9 years ago



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  • Raat ko padhte padhte.. Ek khayal aaya . . . . Pen uthaya aur paper, Aur ek nayi equation banayi .. . . . . Bed + Rajai = bhaad mein jaye padhai! Students thoko like :P
    • 9 years ago



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