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Ro Ro Kar USNE Kaha Mujhe Nafrat Hai Tumse... Magar,ek sawal aaj bhi pareshan kiye huye hai... Ki Agar Nafrat Hi Thi To Phir Wo ItnA Roye Kyu ????

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Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!hahahahaha hahaha

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Bhakt: Baba jail mai kya karogee? Aasaaram: Jab jeev jantu sab so rahee honge, Bhoot prait sab so rahee honge Aise raat sunsaan raat rakh dil pe hath, Sath sath hum bolo kya karenge.. Havan karenge havan karenge havan karenge…

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Har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jaise woh bhula nahi sakti.. . . Or . . Har ladke ki life me ek aisee ladki hoti hai jise woh paa nahi sakta....

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Hathi Ki Bike Bigad Gayi, . . Chiti Ne Use Scooty Par Lift Di, . Raste Me Chiti Ne Kaha . . . . "Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na Dad Ne Dekh Liya To Bawal Ho Jayega"..

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Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..! Ek aadmi uthata hai! Aadmi: Hello! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo! Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu! Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi! Kahaan rehta hai? Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya? Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye! Aadmi: Ruk saale! Apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!

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Papu aur uski family jungle me rehti thi! ek din papu ko ek shish(mirror) mila toh vo usme dekha to usko laga ki ye mere pitaji hai! Voh ussi se bat krta tha! ek din papu ki biwi ne dehk liya toh use lagah ki vo kisi aur aurat se bat krta hai! phir papu ki biwi ne shishe me dehka aur boli saali chudail hai! phir usne apne saas ko shisha dikhaya toh vo boli ki buddhi hai bahu jaldi marjaigi!

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Don ko 11mulko ki police dund rahi hai... kyu ki......... 11 mulko k logo ko ra.one k ticket k paisa wapas chahiye...

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Ms.Dhoni son: Father is hitting many sixes mom, Ms.dhoni wife: Dear that is not match it is pepsi add!!!!

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Baccha:-Aunty ki Chaddhi pe ishra karke bola isme kya hai? Aunty:-isme aag hai Baccha:-Mai apni mungfali Sek lun Aunty-Nahi beta isme saam ko bhutta sekenge

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7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The. Ladke Ne Sabse Bade Sadhu Se Pucha, Baba Ladkiya Set Nai Hoti Kya Karu? Sadhu (Chote Sadhu Se) 1 Chatai Aur Laga Bhai K Liye.

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Where Do U See MANGOES..? Mango Tree .. No Fruit Shop .. No Maaza .. No Then...? Answer: Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman Goes.. Peeche Peeche MAN GOES...!

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Aajkal Ladkiyo k college bag me copy kitaab ki jaga kya kya samaan milega?? EK kanghi Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi.. Ek facial cream. Ek eyebrow set karne wali kanghi Lakme moisturizer.. 3-4 rumaal... Lakme compact Lakme kajal Ek chhota sa sisa.. Balo mai lagane wale 3-4 pin.. Class mai b makeup karti hai aur Fir bolti hai boys hame ghurte kyun rehte hai.

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Nayan ma vasviya 6 to YAD karjo.. kai kam pade to yAAD karjo.. mane to padi 6 adat tamne sms kar vaani jo taklif pade to mobile ne switch off Karjo.

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1KAVI garibi se tang akar DaakuBan gya Daaka dalne 1bank me gya orkaha, Arz kiya hai. Takdir me jo hai whi Milega, Hands Up koi apni jagah se nhihilega. Kuch khwab meri ankho se nikaldo, Jo kuch bhi tumhare paas hai jaldise is bag me daal do. Bahut koshish karta hu uski yaadbhulane ki, Koi koshish na kre police ko bulaneki. Bhula de mujhko kya jata hai tera, Me goli maar dunga jo kisi nepicha kiya mera...

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Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

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Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”… Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya, Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu, Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

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Pregnant Sardarni carred ISI mark on her stomach. When asked why ISI mark.. She replied…ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

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k harami bacche se kisine sawal kiya Billi puch q hilati h? Bache n itminan se jwab dia, "isliye Ki puch Billi ki h, tere Baap ki nhi,,"

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100% Toofani joke . . 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile . . . 1st :Mere Daddy 10,000 Ke Patake Laaye, Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . 2nd: Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke Pataake Laaye Thhe, Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye, . . . . . 3rd: Daddy Ghar Par Nahin Thhe... . . Toh Mera Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek Pataaka Laaya Aur Saari Raat Humne Baari-Baari Bajayaa.. . . jo samjha wo share karein bakki pogo dekho pogo..

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