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  • Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hein..! . . . . Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola. Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho, . . . Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi, (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Do you know? Duniya me ek dil hai jo sirf aapke liye dhadakta hai.. Jante ho kiska ??? . . . Buddhu 2mhara Apna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Qun Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techar Papua Se.. Techar: Agar Koi Moti Ladki Palat Ke Wapis Aaye To Iss Sentense Ko English Me Kya Kehange? . . . . Papu: GOL MAAL RETURNS!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Question:- DUNIYA ka sabse bada aur khatrnaak jaadu kahan hota hai? Nahi pata!!!!?? Ans: . . Beauty parlor me..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Gave A Secret Password For E-Banking "Ram-sita-laxman hanuman-jamwant-sughriv-bali vibhishan-delhi-spiderman" Banta- Yaar! Itna Lamba Password?? Santa- Kya Karoon? Bank Wale Kehte Hai Ki Password Me Minimum 8 Characters, 1 Capital Aur Ek Special Character Zaroori Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me - kya bhai aaj kal kafi Pareshan Lagta hai ? . Dost - Ha bhai thode Paise ki jarurat hai . . . Me - Aur Bata khane Me Kya khaya Aa
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai- jis bus mai baithi ho haseenaye us bus k shishe chatak jaate hai driver chahe jitni tej chalaye dewaane fir bhi latak jate hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Shirt Badi Nirali Thi... Jo Tumne Apne Dost Ki Shaadi Me Nikali Thi... Tum Par Mar Miti Thi Wo Ladki... Jo Poori Barat Me Sabse"KALI"Thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam Pas Aye, Yun Dil Q Ghabraye, Teacher Ne Jane Kaisa,Paper Banaye, Ab To Mera Dil,Likhne Se Rota Hai, Kya Karu Haye,Yad Nahi Hota Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहला पागल (दूसरे पागल से):मैं बचपन में रेल के नीचे आकर कुचल गया था. दूसरा पागल: फिर तू मरा कि बचा?? पहला पागल: यार मुझे मालूम नहीं, उस समय मैं बहुत छोटा था.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari- kuch khane ko de do, malkin- ghar me khane ko kuch v nahi hai, Bhikhari- tab mere sath hi chalie,dono bhikh mangkar khayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itna Na Todpao k Sochte Reh Jaye Itna B Na Satao k Rote Reh Jaye Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaaSe Ruk Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Mai Tumhari "Zindgi" Ki "Kitab" Hu!! Husband: Ye "Hi "To "Taklif" Hai, DIARY" Hoti "To "Har "Saal Change" "Kar" "Leta!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Defination Of Lady Doctor Is, That Beautiful Dashing Girl Wearing Angel White Coat, Holding Ur Hand Looking Into Ur Eyes.. And Still Want Ur Pulse To Be Normal!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kya apko Ladkian Pasand Hai..? Kya aap Ladkion Ki Baten Sunna Chahte Hai..? Kya aap Hamesha Ladkio Se Ghire Rahna Chahte Hai..? . To Beta Golgappe Ka Thela Laga Lo.. >>Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chaha na mujhe bas tum dekhti rhi. Meri zindgi se bas tum khelti rhi. Na utri kAbi tum meri zindgi ki jheel me.. Bas kinare pe baithe tum patthar fekti rhi.
    • 10 years ago



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