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  • ;~.~; cute sms for girlfriend in hindi ;~.~; "LIPS" mirchi ki tarah, "GAAL" tamatar ki tarh, "Eyes" matar ki tarah, "FACE" kaddu ki tarah, Hey BHAGWAN ek pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Golu in firebrigad Lady calld-mere ghar me aag lagi h G-pani dalo L-dala,aag nai bujhi G-fir hum akar kya karenge hum bi to pani hi dalenge
    • 9 years ago



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  • “ Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangneki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. ”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu:-tujhe ghar se market pahuchne me ek ghanta laga or return me char ghante kyon lage? . . . . . Santa:-kya karu yaar reverse me ek hi gear tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jis Train me sundar sundar Ladkiyan, safar karti ho us Train ko Kya Kahoge.? Socho? Socho? Socho? Socho na? Simple yaar.. MAAL GADI.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tu chand mange mey chand de dun, Tu raat mange mey raat de dun, Dil mange mein dil de dun, Tu jaan mangey,. . . . . . .bas yaarrrrrrrrrr . . Bheek mangney ki bhi koi limit hoti hai..;p
    • 9 years ago



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  • santa apni gf ko leker khar me aaya.saare darwaje,khirkinya band. santa gf ke paas gaya, . . . . . or bola dekh meri khari me lite jalti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 100 Crore ki baat kar raha hu sab dhyan dena... . . . paise agar ped par ugte... . . . . . . . . . . To Ladkiyon ki setting bandaro se bhi ho jati... .. Boys Agree...???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Exams Life . . . . . . . . . 9am- Wake-up 10am- Breakfast 11am- Thinking 2 score 80% 12am- Watch TV 1pm- Lunch 2pm- Thori neend le k padhenge dimagh set hoga .. 4pm- Games 5pm- Thinking 2 score 60% 6pm- Troubling friends "kuch padha?" 8pm- Searching books. 9pm- Dinner 10pm- Lo bhae light gai. 11pm- plz bhagwan! Bas pass kara de... 12pm- kal se pakka padhunga..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai? Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri? Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dinesh Sharma संता: भैया बाल छोटे कर दो.नाई: कितने छोटे कर दूं साहब?संता: बस भाई इतन
    • 9 years ago



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  • Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi. Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi. Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti the…………. Makhi Mortein Laga ka Soti the …
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta-"Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakkha hai?" Papa-"Beta, QKi Yeh Bhi Mere Control K Baahar hai!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • जब कोई सुबह-सुबह आवाज लगाने से भी न उठे तो…
    उसको उठाने का एक नया तरीका लाया गया है

    उसके कान में जाकर धीरे से कह दो

    ” तेरा बाप तेरा मोबाइल चेक कर रहा है”

    कूद के भागेगा ससुरा!!
    :grinning::grimacing::grin::joy::smiley::smile::grinning::grinning::grinning:

    • 9 years ago



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  • New collection..... Pappu--cigrate peeraha tha utne me uska papa aae pappu ne cigrate ko uparwale shirt ke pocketme rakh liya papa kya tum cigrate pee reha ho Pappu nechi ji me to peeta hi nehi papa to fir pocket se dhowa kasa pappu dil jalne wali baat jo kahi aapne dhowa to aaya ga na -------thoko like-----------
    • 9 years ago



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  • Papa aur beta ek Hotel me gye... .. Papa: Waiter, .. 1 Beer aur 1 Ice-Cream lao... .. Beta: Ice-Cream kyu papa? Aap bhi Beer pijiye na !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sabse Jayda Nasha Kisme Hai? Sharab Me:no Pyar Me :No Paise Me :No Sabse Jayda Nasha Kitab Me Hota Hai. Sala Dekhte Hi Nind Aa Jati Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl To customer care:" Mujhe 1msg 40 logo ko bhejna hai to kaise bheju ?? . . . Customer Care:" Msg kya hai?? . . . . . Girl:" Hi janu, i have no balance, plz 100 ka rechrge karva do. Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do! Abba Ne Kaha Night Package Chor Do! Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance Churana Chor Do! Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey Bolengey.. Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha Chor Do!
    • 9 years ago



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