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Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy???????????????? guess ,guess bcs ladkiyan kabhi ladkon ko khush nahi dekh sakti

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Bacha:" 1 Litre Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab Se Milta Hai.. Dobara Kaho! . Bacha:" Bottle Mein 1 Kilo Aata De Do! . Dukandar:" Beta Aata Bottle Mein Nahin Aata.. Tum Dukandar Bano! Main Batata Hun K aata Kaise Lete Hain.. . . Dukandar:" ék Kilo Aata Dedo! . Bacha:" Bottle Laye Ho...

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"OTFBHFEONGFOA" uper Diye Huye Words Main Se O, B, F Delete Kar Den. Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift. Just for you..

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Usne Mera Haath Pakda Tha, :: Uss Paar Jane Ke Liye..... :: Aur Meri Ek Hi Tamannaa Thi Ki, :: Kabhi Kinaara Hi Na Aaye...

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2 pagal cricket match dekh rahe the,, . . . . Virat ne six mara Pehla pagal: "wah kya goal kiya hai,, . . Dusra: "bewakoof Goal is me nahi cricket me hota hai

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Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!

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Meri Mohbbat bezuban hoti Rahi Dil ki dhadkan apna wajud khoti rahi koi nahi Aaya mere Dukh ke karib Ek Barish hi thi jo Sath Roti Rahi.

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A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
"Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."

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Zindagi ki race mein agar sab se 1st aana chahte ho to.. . . Uska ek hi secret hai . . . Kisi ko batana mat plz . . . . Akele bhago Na ... Hamesha 1st HiAaoge.

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Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye, 12 botal pine ke baad, Waiter bolo- aapko chadti kyo nhi..? Narad bole- mai bhagwan hu.. Waitar bola- chad gayi saale ko..

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Boy to girls Girl- chalo kahi ghumne chale... Boy- ha chalo kaha jaana hain ? Girl- garden.. Boy- per tum to abhi taiyaar nhi hui ho.. Girl- bus main 2 minutes me taiyaar hoke aati hun.. Boy- tum kya Maggie ho jo 2 minutes me taiyaar ho jaogi...

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Laalu:-Itna Sara log football ko Laat Kahe Maar Rhe H? Raabri:-Gol Karne k Liye Laalu:-Sasura gol hi to H Or kitna gol Krenge.

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1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh kapicha kr rha hai. Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha k agar tum aisa na kro to main tum 2 no ki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi. Sher:" mere ilawa is jungle k tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 helmet chahiye. Sher:" baraabar waale jungle k tamam Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 bike de do. Sher:" sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: "is sher ko Gay bana do.. PA1

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Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta...? . . . . . Awesome answer by Pappu, . . . . . . Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet... PA1

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Socho agar Doctor film banate to Filmo ke naam kya hote- kabhi khaasi kabhi jukham., kaho na bukhaar hai, TB NO 1, Hum blood de chuke sanam, Rehna hai Ab Hospital me, Bachna Ae marijo, Dil to kamjor hai, Ek hasina do kidni, Ajab marijo ki gajab bimari..

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@j School Ki Madam Ladkiyo Se: Kya Tum Bta Skti Ho Ki Tmhara Dil Kaha h? Sabhi ladkiyan zor Se boli jisne ye msg bheja hai usKe Paas. Madam Has K: Mera Bhi Uff, Ye Ldka bhi na..;-)

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Taza Hawa k Lye Main Thori chat Pe Kia Gia Faraz logo Nay Shor Macha Dia Ramzan ka Chand Nazar Aa Gia h.......... O sabar Karo 2 din baki Hain Happy Ramzan ul Mubarik

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gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ? Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai

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Girlfrend khana khate hue:"ye tumhara kutta mujhe bahut der se ghoor q raha hai.. ?? . . . . . . Boyfrend:"tum jaldi se kha lo, . . . wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai..

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

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