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  • kyo mera dil dukhate ho, kyo mjhse har bat chupate ho, Mera to dil hi toot gya ye sunkar....... . . . . . ki aap VIM BAR se nahate ho.......:-)
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
  • 9 years ago



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  • God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. Bole too..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Bijli + Badal = Savan aya…. Barat + Baja = Dulha aya…. Phool + Nazare = wasant aya…. Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.. :D
  • 9 years ago



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  • 3 boys proposed a girl . 1st: Mai tumhare liye Apni jaan de sakta hu . Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain . 2nd: Mai tumhare liye Chand taare todkar la sakta hu . Girl: Purana dialogue hai . 3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr Petrol dalwaunga . . . Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath Pagal itna chahta hai muje.
  • 9 years ago



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  • 1 girl had bunked the lecture and moving around in college.. one profeser asked her: ye kya? Period me ghumna? Girl: yahi soch to badalni hai..!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Touch my heart & u will feel... Listen to my heart & u will hear... Look into my heart & u will see that U will alwayz be..... a special part of me
  • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...* hahaha
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu : Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola:( Mom: Kb beta? . Pappu : Ap ne kaha k tmhri choti behn Pari hai Mom: Han hai . . . . . Pappu : To jab usy balcony se phenka to vo uudi q nai
  • 9 years ago



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  • Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • साले अजीब दोस्त मिले है अगर मैं मर भी गया तो मेरी क़ब्र पे आके एक सेल्फी खींच कर पोस्ट करेंगे,
    “Me AND My Friend At स्मशानघाट – Feeling Sad.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Nakhre Aapke Tauba Tauba Gazab Aapka Style H, Message To Aap Karte Nhi Bas Halla Macha Rakha Hai Ki Mere Paas Mobile H Kyu Sahi Bola Na.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Student 1: Mere 97.9% hain.. Student 2: Mere 98.1% hain.. Student 3: Mere 99.2% hain.. Delhi University: Aur dikhao Aur dikhao..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Aj ki TAAZA KHABAR "Sardar Ne Sagai Tod Di" Kyonki..Ldki Kunwari Thi. Sardar Bola-Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Aur Ki Nahi Hui,Wo Meri kya Hogi.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@
  • 9 years ago



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  • 5 Ladke 1 Ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the. . Ladki chilla rahi thi kutto kamino beshrmo haramjado . . . . . . . . . . . Lado mat sabka number ayga.. :-o Djsumit
  • 9 years ago



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  • Student: Mam Jab Hindustan Ko Hind... Pakistan Ko Pak... Australia Ko Aus... To Hum Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ??? . . . . . . . Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Friend: Mere Paas Gaadi Hai, Bangla Hai, Paisa Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai.. ?? . . . . Pappu:"abe Mere Pass girlfriend Hai Aur Uske baap Ke Paas 2 Petrol Pump Hai...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Abbu laaye Motor Car Us k nichey payye chaar Chabi se wo chalti hai Po po po po karti hai Agey jaye Pichey aye Dayen bayen wo mur jaye MORAL: Kuch b bhejdo farigh log parhte zaror hain wo b Sur k sath:
  • 9 years ago



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