God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
Bole too..
3 boys proposed a girl
.
1st: Mai tumhare liye
Apni jaan de sakta hu
.
Girl: Wo to sab kehte hain
.
2nd: Mai tumhare liye
Chand taare todkar la sakta hu
.
Girl: Purana dialogue hai
.
3rd: Main tumhari ACTIVA me Roz 1 ltr
Petrol dalwaunga
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Girl: Ankho me ansu k sath
Pagal itna chahta hai muje.
1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar
rakha Gaya.
Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko
pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000
payega.
1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam
raha.
3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10
second me Bandar le aaya.
Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne
kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha:
VOTE CONGRESS ko dena!
To sirf ek ne kaha:
LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D
AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...*
hahaha
Pappu : Mom Aap ne
mujse
jhot bola:(
Mom: Kb beta?
.
Pappu : Ap ne kaha
k
tmhri
choti behn Pari hai
Mom: Han hai
.
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.
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Pappu : To jab usy
balcony
se phenka to vo uudi q
nai
Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
Dosto,aaj hum 1
ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge..
Is jiv ka naam he..
"Girlfriend".
Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai.
Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet.
Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai.
Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna.
uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION
naam ki bimari ho sakti he,
Jiska koi ilaaj nahi.
bas inse savdhan rehna
"Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@
Student: Mam Jab
Hindustan Ko Hind...
Pakistan Ko Pak...
Australia Ko Aus...
To
Hum
Brazil & London Ko Kya Kahenge ???
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Mam: Tu Apna Kaam Kar Haramkhor !!!
Abbu laaye Motor Car
Us k nichey payye chaar
Chabi se wo chalti hai
Po po po po karti hai
Agey jaye
Pichey aye
Dayen bayen wo mur jaye
MORAL:
Kuch b bhejdo farigh log parhte zaror hain wo b
Sur k sath: