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  • 10 Doctorz Aur 1 Engineer Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue The. . . . . . Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1 Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga....!!.... . . . . . Engineer Ne Kaha Apni Jaan Ki Qurbani Mai Deta Hoon. . . . . . Taaliyan. . . . . . Ye Sun Kar Sab Doctorz Taaliyan Bajanelage, Aur Sabke Sab Neechey Gir Gaye... Ustad To Akhirr Ustad Hota Hai Na....!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of responsibility 1 aadmi library me jakar.. Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..? Librarian ghurte huye Waapis karne koun aayega?
    • 9 years ago



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  • HEIGHT OF INSULT- Profesor 2 a studnt in classroom- Hey, apne baju wale ko utha... . . . studnt- apne sulaya hai to ap hi uthao... Mai kyu uthau??
    • 9 years ago



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  • MAHA FAADU!! I love walking in rain becoz no one can see my tears... And my frnd loves to walk in rain becoz he dont need to go to toilet ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge Sharafat se contact me rehna Warna khub Marenge Or Rone bhi Nahi denge By - shailrana
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girl:- Jaanu tum mujhe apni Diamond Ring dedo, isko dekh kar tumhe yaad kiya karoongi.... :* . . . . . Boy:-Yaad toh tum waise bhi kar sakti ho :P . . Girl:-Woh kaise...?? . . . . . . . . Boy:- Yeh soch kar ki maine Diamond Ring Maangi thi . . . Par Kaminey ne di nahi :p =
    • 9 years ago



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  • KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of Confidence: Son: Main School Nahi Jaunga! Mom: Kyun? Son: Main Job Karunga. Mom: Pehli Class Pad Ke Kya Job Karega, Nalayak? Son: KG ki Ladkiyon ko Tution Padhaunga!
    • 9 years ago



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  • बहू रोए जा रही थी। सास ने पुचकारते हुए पूछा, "क्यों बेटी, रो क्यों रही है?" बहू: क्या मैं चुड़ैल जैसी दिखती हूं? सास: नहीं, बिल्कुल नहीं। बहू: क्या मेरी आंखें मेंढ़की की तरह हैं? सास: नहीं तो। बहू: क्या मेरी नाक पकोड़े जैसी है? सास: नहीं...! बहू: क्या मैं भैंस जैसी मोटी और काली हूं? सास: नहीं बेटी, यह सब किसने कहा तुमसे? बहू: फिर सारे मोहल्ले के लोग क्यों कहते फिरते हैं कि तू तो अपनी सास जैसी दिखती है?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Itne Paise Me Aur Kya Chahiye Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala, Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga. Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye, Tabhe Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi: “1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”
    • 9 years ago



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  • GF chahe jaisi ho. Awara Pagal Diwani Lafangi . . par jab uska sms aata hai dil kehta hai . Tedi Hai Pr Meri Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dhal Rahi He Shabnami Raat Halke Halke Aise Mein Na Jao, Na Wade Karo Kalke Bistar Ki Salwto Se Maloom Hota Hai Kaati He Tumne Bhi Raat Karwat Badal Badal Ke...ii
    • 9 years ago



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  • Science ne saabit kiya h ki, Bandar aur langoor sms pdte waqt ANGHUTHE ka istemal krte h. Na na na na na ab ungli mat lagao Der ho chuki h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1970 Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 Cycle. . . . 1990 motor cycle . . . 2000 Car . . . 2013 . . . Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhande DO.. Baki mein kama lunga. :o :p Agree then thoko like boys... ___
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha . . Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai......?? .. Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai. . . Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya. . . Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya.. .. Hit like for kaminey frnds....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum wo nai jo matlab se yaad karte hai. Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai. Aapka paigam aye ya na aye. Par hum har pal aapko yaad karte hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SERIOUS MSG: Jivan me 1 bat yad rakhna.. Aansu pochne wale milenge Par Nak pochne koi nahi aata he, isliye hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 dost tha 2 ka name tha JO or WO . ak din rat may door bell baj uti to JO ne door open kiya to jin stand kiya tha fir bohut daar gaya WO sound diya WO quikly aya jin ko dhek kar mar gaya. . . . . . . tab se log a bolte hai JO dar gaya WO mar gaya
    • 9 years ago



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