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  • Kash Ye_Fasle Na Hote! Kash Hm_Dur Na Hote! Kash Tum Or_Hum Sath Hote To_sms k Paise bach jate.Or_Dono Is Paise_se "KurKure" khate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag aur Aankho mein Nami Hai Chehre pe Daag Aur Aankho Mein nami Hai, Jyada Socho Mat Tumhe VITAMIN C aur IODIN ki kami Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi ke baad Pappu ne apni wife se pucha : . "Tumhare shadi se pehle kitne boyfrnd the?" . Wife ne 1 lifafa dia, jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs. the. . Pappu : Ye kya? . Wife : Mai jab bi boyfriend banati thi to 1 chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi. . Pappu (Dane gin ke) Bus 7? Aur ye 200 Rs. Kyun? . . . Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf Kashti me doob rahe ho to Tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पु: यार आउल, ये क्रिमिनल लोग क्राइम करने के बाद अपनी उँगलियों के निशान क्यों छोड़ जाते हैं? . . संता ने खतरनाक दिमाग लगाया... . . . . . . " क्योंकि वो अनपढ़ होते हैं ना...पढे लिखे होते तो साइन छोड़ कर जाते..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Repeat the sentence "Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.." . . Student (in a sleepy tone) : "Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..??? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge. Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai. Police Wala: “Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?” Aadmi: “Hum Dono Married Hai” Police Wala: “Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na” Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love aur dove me kya difference hai . . Nhi maalum. I tell u. Love me ladki ka dove hona padta hai ha ha ha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jagte Hai Tanha Raato Ko.. Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ki? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aachi Chalti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aawaz me mithas Hai.. Soorat b khas Hai.. Smile b lajawab Hai. Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek shop k bahar Likhi Gayi Best Line- Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayega . . . . Wo bhi Un ke Maa Baap se pooch kar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam-Kaha hai copy kaha hai pen? Boy-jabse tumhe dekha hai,kya copy aur kya pen, tere mast-mast do nain,mere dil ka le gaye chain.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Fish Tank Ko Dekh K Boli Machliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti He? . . Boy: Sprite Pite Hue Kyunki Wo Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!
    • 10 years ago



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  • LALU ke peeche kutte ka bachha padh gaya, Lalu bhagte bhagte bole, hum to bsnl ka card dalwaya hun, Sasura vodafone ka network kaise pakad raha he?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapki dosti ko hum nibhayenge. Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge par. Par man jana manane se. Warna raat ko aayenge aur bori me bar kar kahi dur fak aayenge. Rahul
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
    • 10 years ago



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