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  • 1ladka Dusre Ladke Se.. Tum Ne Meri Gf Ko Propose Kyo Kiya.. ?? . Ladke Ne Mast Jawab Dia:" . . . . . Jab Tak Ladki Kunwari Hai.. . Na Tumhari Hai.. Na Hamari Hai.. Bas Sarkari Hai..:p :O :D :D by sharad
    • 9 years ago



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  • Thappad marne par naraz biwi se Pati bola: Aadmi usi ko marta hai jis se Pyar karta hai. Biwi ne pati ko 2 thappad maare aur boli . . . . . . . . aap kya samjhte hain main aapse Pyar nahi karti...???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Master G Bacche ka lunch KHA gye or Bole: Beta ghar jakar mera naam to nhi bataoge? Baccha Masumiyat Se: Master G m Ammi se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gya
    • 9 years ago



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  • I realized it today I will love you forever Even if you love me never I love you I really know, Because it’s so hard to let go…(GMS)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 bacha school me Chaakoo lekar ghoom raha tha Sir : tm chaku lekar kyon ghoom rahe ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Bacha : kya krun sir bandook khridne ke paise ni h :p
    • 9 years ago



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  • zindagi behal hai , sur hai na tal hai, msg box bhi kangal hai, kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. ye shaurat bhi lelo.. ye daulat b lelo, ye shaurat b lelo... Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Couple ek Art Gallery me Paintings dekh rahe the... Wife ne dekha ke husband ka dhyan sirf ek hi painting pe hai jo ek Ladki ki thi jiski body Patto (tree leaves) se dhaki hui thi. Wife ne apne husband se kaha: Ghar chalna hai, yaa Hawa chalne ka wait kar rahe ho?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khushi:- Jab Biwi Pregnant Ho Darr:- Jab Girlfriend Pregnant Ho Khauf:- Jab Dono Pregnant Ho Haadsa:- Pata Chale K, Aap Dono K Papa Nahi Ho..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aap Se To? Customer Care Best.. Bcoz, Daily 4 Msg, 2 Call, Wohi Kr dete Hain.. Aur Aap? 1Call Nhi? 1Msg Nhi? 1Miss Call Tak Nhi? Haso Mat. Sharm aani chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lecture Was Going On.. Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.. . . Lecturer:Ye Bahar Kyun Chala Gaya . . ?? . . . . . . . . . His Friend:Sir Usko Neend Mein Chalne Ki Aadat Hai .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyaar ladko ko bhi chahiye, aur ladkiyo ko bhi...:)) . . Diff.. is dat... ladkiyo ko Yashraj ki movies wala chahiye.. . . . . . And ladko ko... . . . Imran harami ki movies wala chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • una Hai Tu Bada Pada Likha Hai, Chal Aaj Tera Test Leta Hun. Char Zero Ek Saat Likh Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha? Fail Correct Ans “4017” Ghar Waalo Ne Kitni Umeedon Se Padhaya Tha, Sab Pani Mein….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife 2 her husband:- talak ke baad baccha mera hoga. pati- nhi baccha me rakhunga. wife-wah re hero DHUDH mera HANDI meri jara so JAMAN kya dal diya sara DAHI tera ho gaya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kuch Pathar Moti To Kuch Nageene Ho Jate Hai, Kuch Dost Kutte,to Kuch Kameene Ho Jate Hai, Setting Ko Sms Kre Din Raat Pr Dost Ko Sms Kre Maheene Ho Jate Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • We all spend so much money for buying clothes!!! But the best moments of life are enjoyed without clothes, . . . . Stop smiling It’s Childhood… :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • गोलू को एक लड़की बहुत सुंदर लगती थी। बेचारा कई बार उसे प्रोपेज कर चुका था लेकिन वो हर बार मना कर देती। इस बार गोलू ने ब्रह्मास्त्र चलाने का सोचा गोलूः मेरे दादा अरबपति हैं और 90 साल के हैं, वो जल्द ही मरने वाले हैं, मैं इकलौता वारिस हूं, जल्द ही सारी दौलत मेरी हो जाएगी लड़की ने फिर भी मना कर दिया....। एक हफ्ते बाद वो लड़की गोलू की दादी बन गई। सबकः लड़कियों को कभी भी कोई आइडिया मत दो.... (पैसों के बारे में तो भूलकर भी मत बताओ
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gandhi ji ki 1 rishtedar aurat k bete par khoon ka ilzam laga. Aurat ne Gandhi ji se request ki k mere begunah bete ko bacha lo. Gandhi jI ne muqadma lada or ladke ko bacha liya. Aurat bahot shukrguzar hui magar ek sawal kiya. Aaj to aap hain jo bacha liya kal jab aap nai honge to hamare begunah bachon ko kaun bachayega? Gandhi ji ne bahot khubsurat jawab dia : "NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO"
    • 9 years ago



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  • :angel:.. Bacha: मम्मी आप तो कहते थे कि परी उड़ती है ..........फिर अपनी पड़ोसन आंटी क्यों नहीं उड़ती????!!!

    मम्मी : उस बंदरिया को परी किसने कहा??

    बच्चा :डैडी ने . . .
    मम्मी: तो फिर ....बेटा आज उड़ेगी ....वो भी और तेरा Baap भी....:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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