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  • Santa Apni Biwi Ke Saath So Raha Tha, Achanak Se Sote Sote Bola Santa: “ Bhiga Sa Lagta Hai Aalam Mujhe, Bhigi Si Lagti Hai Subah Mujhe, Bhiga Lag Raha Hai Sara Jahan Mujhe ” Preeto Ne Use Uthaya Aur Gusse Se Boli: “ Arey Utho Aapne BistarPar Peshaab Kar Diya Hai “
    • 10 years ago



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  • 16-25 Saal Ki Ladki – Football Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, 1 Ke Peeche 22 Log.... 26-35 Saal Ki Ladki – Cricket Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, 1 Ke Haath Aati Hai Baki Sab Tali Bajate Hai.... 36-45 Saal Ki Ladki – Tennis Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Ek Kehta Hai Tu Rakh Aur Dusra Kehta Hai Tu Rakh.... 45 Saal Ke Baad – Golf Ball Ki Tarah Hoti Hai, Jitni Dur Jaye Acchi Lagti Hai.... {PK SHARMA}
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1 ROBOT laya jo jooth bolne par THAPAD marta tha. Beta- Papa aaj me school nahi jaunga mere pet me dard he. (Sattaak...) Baap- Dekha tune jooth bola isliye tuje saza mili, me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi jooth nahi bolta tha. (Sattaak...) Wife (haste huye boli) Aap hi ka beta h (Sattaak...) pranab
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-4 pehle-Aao Pyar Kare baad-Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Kare? pehle-Chandramukhi baad-Jwaalamukhi Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-3 pehle-hum apke dil me rehte hai baad-hum apke ghar me rehte hai pehle-taj mahal baad-Purani Haweli Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-2 pehle-Maine Pyar Kiya baad-Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya? pehle-soldier baad-Gulaam Shadi se pehle-Shadi ke baad-1 pehle-Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge baad -Baki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge pehle-Badshah baad-Yes Boss
    • 10 years ago



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  • Who r u? Why do u message me? Who d hell gave u my number? Never msg me again. Dont disturb me. Mene kabhi aisa bola kya? Nahi na! To msg karo na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1sardar sukhe talab me BOAT chlarha tha 2nd srdar-Aise srdaro ne hi hmara nam khrab kr rkha h agr mujhe terna ata to whi jake marta sale ko.
    • 10 years ago



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  • After Watching RAANJHANA Main Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon Ki, "Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!" Example: JANNAT, ISHAQZAADE & Now RAANJHANA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Call Karne Wale Sirf Apne Hote Hain Miss Call Karne Wale Sirf Time Pass Hote Hain Kuch Na Karne Wale Gareeb Hote Hain Aur SMS Karne Wale Dil Ke Kareeb Hote Hain. sweet
    • 10 years ago



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  • aaj subah jb maine paani se munh dhoya to ehsaas hua. . . . . ki titanic wale ladke ki to watt lag gai hogi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil k arma aasuo me bah gaye, ham gali me the aur gali me hi rah gaye. Chali gai kambakhat mauke pe light aur ham andhere me uski ma ko i love u kah gaye... Maneesh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai. Pati: Kya proof hai? Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwear pahan kar aaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Admi TRAIN me chadne laga ki akashvani aayi Isme mat chad ye pataree se utar jayegi. PLANE me chadne laga Awaj aayi- Ye crash ho jayega. BUS me chadne laga Awaj aayi, Ye khaai mai gir jayegi. Admi (gusse se)-Kaun hai be? Awaz-GOD. Admi- Shadi k waqt Tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband ghar se chala gaya.. Husband: Rat ko phone pay, “Khanay mein kia hai?” Wife: Zeher. Husband: Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai. Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho? Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar! Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • LOFER r OFFER me kya fark hai...? simple... Agar koi lardka kisi lardkiko propose kore toe o LOFFER hai.. aur koi lardki Lardkako propose kare o OFFER hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ka Interview: Batao Wo Kaun Si Aurat Hain Jisko 1oo% Pata Hota Hain Ki Uska Husband Kaha Hain ? . . Pappu Ne Apna Khatarnak Dimag Lagaya Or Bola . . "Vidhwa Aurat"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko apne ghar pe le ke gaya... Usne sari khidki darwaje band kar diye, sari lights off kar di or Girlfriend se kaha . . . . . Dekh meri watch me light jalti hai....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Din me College se ghar aane ke liye nikla. Barish nahi ho rahi thi to socha jaldi ghar pahoch jaunga par baarish start ho gai and me bheeg gaya Ghar jaate hi Sister:- Thodi der Ruk nahi sakte the ?? Brother:- Kahi Side pe khade ho jata Papa:- Bahot Shokh hai barish me bhigne ka Itne mein Mummy aai and sir pe towel rakhte hue boli :- Ye Barish bhi na. Thori der Ruk Jati to Mera Beta Ghar aa jata Mom Jaisa Pyar aur koi nahi kar sakta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pleasure And Pain Comes Now At Same Cost. Rs80 For A Kingfisher Bottle Strong Beer Or 1 Ltr Of Petrol. Choice Is Urs. Jhoom Lo Ya Ghoom Lo.
    • 10 years ago



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