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Teacher - Agar tumhara dost or gf Kashti me doob rahe ho to Tum kise bachaoge..? . . . . . . . . . Student - Marne do dono ko.!. . . . . Teacher- kyu.? . . . . . Student- Saale dono 1 sath 1 kasti mein kar kya rhe the.

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Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..

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Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui, Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..

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Teachers Are Hot Water. Parents Are Mineral Water. Enemies Are Salt Water. Lovers Are Cold Water. But Frnds Are Daaru Ki Bottle....:p Khushi Ho Ya Gum.....de Sath Har Dum.:d

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Koi New Msg Hai Kya, Agar H To Us Par Dabur Honey Laga K, Din Me Do Bar Chaato, Kyuki Send To Karoge Nahi. Kam Se Kam Thodi Sehat To Banegi.

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Boy:-I luv U.. Girl:-I hate U... Boy:-R U sure.. Girl:-yes..... Boy:-weter make a bill alone for me...... Girl:-hey,hey wait........ I luv u.........

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GIRLS . . Aap logo ke Mob No.. pr agar koi Faltu ki calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar raha ho . . . To uska mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do ki -- i phone 5s Only 1000rs.. Me. . Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jyada use Aayenge

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Hathi Ki Bike Bigad Gayi, . . Chiti Ne Use Scooty Par Lift Di, . Raste Me Chiti Ne Kaha . . . . "Thoda Niche Jhuk Kar Baith Na Dad Ne Dekh Liya To Bawal Ho Jayega"..

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Marne"Par Hume Jannat Mile Na Mile . Ye Hawa"Ye Fiza Mile Na Mile . SMS"Krne Me Kanjusi Mat Kr Mere DoSt . Kya"Pata Jannat Me Network Mile Na Mile?

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एक परेशान पति की व्यथा - “अपनी मर्जी से जीने भी नहीं देती … . . और . . करवाचौथ व्रत रख के मरने भी नहींदेती …”

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Boyfriend and Girlfriend room mEin khamosh baithe they* Gf ki soch : 1- Kyun ye mujhse baat ni kar raha? 2- Kya ye dusri ladki k barey me soch raha hai? 3- Kya ye kisi or ko chahta hai? 4- Kya isne mere chehre pe wrinkles dekhe hain? 5- Kya mai MOTI ho gai hun! . . . . Bf ki soch : BC Petrol Kitna Mehanga Ho Gaya hai? :P :D:D

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Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena haiâ€¦.

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Jiis Din Se us Bewafa Ne Mujhe chora Hy . DOST . . Yaqeen karo . . Mobile ki Battery 3, 4 Din aaram se chal jati hy..

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Teacher: Tumane Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..? . . . . . . . . Pappu: Haan Sir..! Ek Bujurga Aram Se Ghar Jaa Rahe The..! Mainne Kutta Piche Laga Diya..!! Jaldi Ghar Pahuch Gaye..!!!

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A man with 8 children is traveling by train. . . . . A lady asked : "Are they your children ?" . . . . Man: "No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of mycustomers."

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Dear GIRLS and BOYZ . . . Aap logo ke Mob No.. pr agar koi Faltu ki calls ya miss call kar k pareshan kar raha/rahi ho . . . . . . . To unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar post kar do ki i phone 5 s Only 1000 rs.. Me . . . . Kasam se jitne Calls aapko nai kiya hoga Usse jada use Aayenge . . . NOTE:- ab Thanks bol ke rulana mat Bs ek"SMILE Krdo kaafi h.. :P :D

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Teachr:Kal School Q Nhi Aye? Boy:Gf se Milne Gya Tha. T:Kis Liye? B:YesSir T:Mene Puchha Kis Liye? B:Liye Sir, Bahut Sare Kiss liye.

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Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hein..! . . . . Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola. Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho, . . . Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi Gayi, (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!

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Aj Kal Ki Patni Ko Ye Samaj Nhi Ata K Kya Kre? Kharab Kamwali Mile To Khud Ko Kaam Krna Padta H Agar Achi Mile Toh Pati KAAM Kr Jata Hai..!!

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Santa Ko Beta Hua.. Usse Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye.. Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Woh mar Jayega.. Bacha Bola “PAPA” Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

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