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Red rose: Love Yellow rose: Friendship White rose: Peace Which rose for u? Nima rose: Tan ki durgandh dur kare, de taazgi.

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Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai: 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab 1. Haa 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2.. Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai "

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“ 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”

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Thora Grm Thanda Ziyada Pia kro SmS Zara Nya Kia Kro Agar Samaj Na Aye To Hum Se Puch Liya Kro Hum SmS K KING He Hum Se Roz New SmS Liy

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hello namaskar! ye male /female jan sewa h, agar aap male h to mujhe 10 sms karo, agar aap female h to 5 sms karo, agar aap inme se kuch nahi h to kuch mat karna hum aapka dard samaj sakte he.

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.

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1 Buzrg Se Ksi Ne Pocha Ap Hmesha Niche Q Baithty Hn Qurban jaen us Bzurg pr . Unho Ne Boht Khobsurat aur mukhtasir Jawab Dia k: , . . . . . . . Onj Eee... °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•°

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Baccha:-Aunty ki Chaddhi pe ishra karke bola isme kya hai? Aunty:-isme aag hai Baccha:-Mai apni mungfali Sek lun Aunty-Nahi beta isme saam ko bhutta sekenge

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Ek bar ek ladki akeli rat ko kahi ja rhi thi, use raste main 5/6 kutte mile, wo unhe dekh kr ghabra gai, to kutton ne kaha ghabraie nhi , ap aram se jaie, ham kutte h insaan nhi...! Djsumit

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No 1 Be-Izzati: 1 Larka Cycle Pe Ja Raha Tha, Cycle Ka Tyre Bhens K Gobar K Beech Me Se Guzra Qareeb Kuch Larkiyan Khari Theen, Unhon Ne Taaliyan Baja K Kaha Happy Birth Day 2 U, Larka Ruka Or Jawab Diya Khali Taali Bajanay Se Kaam Nahi Chalega, Aa Kar Cake Bhi Khana Parega.

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Dear sunday...!! ..... .. .. Yu tera aana or aakar chale jaana... Dilo ka he toot jaana... So yaar aye ho to 2,3 din baad hi ab jaana... Bcos usne Kaha tha.."Karti hu mai to Pyar Sirf sunday ko.. Krta hu tera Intjaar Sirf sunday ko...

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True meanings of "GIRL" "G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey.. "I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se.. "R"= RONE ki automatic machine.. "L"= LARAI may sab ki maa...

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Munna bhai ke ghar ladki hue CirCuit: Bhai ab to muhalle ke saare kadke isko line marenge, Munna:Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam didi rakhega.

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Funny Fact About Cars Agey wali seat pe bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai, peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

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GIRL- i cheated . . . . . . . . . . Boy: So wat, Do you think i love you? I was also cheating you for past 2 yrs. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She shouted and said:.....Kamine I was talking about examss is baar to boy ka popat ho gaya :o :o :o :3 :3 :3 >:o >:o >:o :-P :-P:-D...

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DUKHI GHAZAL : Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad , Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye 1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola. Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad..

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A Girl updated her status: . . . "2 day is mey result,, i um vary mucah hape.." :) :) . . . . . I Commented: I can tell your English result right now..!

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Boy-friend Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Rat Ko Dinner Pe Le Jane Ka Program Banaya Aur Puchha. Boy-friend: “Darling Are You FreeTonight?” . . . . . . . Girl-friend Ne Bhadkte Hue JawabDia: “Haramkhor, Free Ke Bachhe,Aaj Se Pehle Kabhi Paise Liye Hai Tujhse?“

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Who r u? Why do u message me? Who d hell gave u my number? Never msg me again. Dont disturb me. Mene kabhi aisa bola kya? Nahi na! To msg karo na.

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Oh! Shit...!! Are ye kya Ho Gaya Aisa Nahi Hona Tha Bahut Badi Galati Ho Gayi OH GOD...!! Ye Kya Ho Gya Mujse Itne Busy Insan Ko MSG Send Ho GaYa..

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