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  • Muskurahat ka koi mol nahi hota Kuch rishto ka koi tol nahi hota Vaise pyar to mil jata he har raste par Par koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai . . Dekho . . Dekho Naa . . Chala B Gaya, Upar Dekhna Chahyie Tha Mobile Mai Aata Hai Kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Safed Saari Me Jab Laal Bindi Lagati Ho.. Maa Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho.. Wo Ghayalo Ko Le Jati Hai.. ..Aur Tum Ghayal Kar Jaati Ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Old man school k principal se: Zara rizwan ko buladein Principal: Aap kon? Old man: Mai uska dada Principal: Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 boys on bike.. Police: Triple riding is banned aur tum 4 baithe ho.. ?? . Boys shocked… . . . look behind.. . . . . . and says: Saalo 5wa kaha gir gaya.. ?? Jisne party deni thi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Smart Hone Ki Sabse Badi Problm. . . Sari Ladkiyo Ko Lagta Ki Iski To Pahle Se Hi Girlfrnd Hogi :-) . . . . . Unko Kya Pata Isee Vajah Se, Aaj Tak Single Hu Mai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h gor farmaiye.... ...Khushi vah chiz h, jisse Gum bhulaya jata h....., .. ..khushi vah chiz h jisse Gum bhulaya jata h..... ...aur Gum vah chiz h mere dost..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...jisse liphapha chip kaya jata h......:-P:-*.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Beta : papa mere class me ek nayi teachar aayi he. Papa : esa nahi kehta beta wo tumha ri maa ke saman he. Beta: papa apto hamesha apne bareme soch te ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain K.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- Dekh dekh us ladki ko dekh Wo tere sath padti hai or 1st aayi hai, Boy-dekh dekh kya? Usi ko dekh dekh k to fail hua hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1) Fqeer:10Rs dedo chai peyonga Admi:chai to 5 ki hai Fqeer:Girl Frnd ko b pelaonga ga Admi:Fqero ne b Grl Frnd banali Fqeer:nhi saab Grl Frnd ne fqeer bana diya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Father: Putar zara apna Mobile Dena Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kr ky deta hon G.f pic: delete girl’s # list: delete phone calls received: delete . . . - delete - delete - delete Memory Card: Format: Son: Ye Lein Abu Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha Tum khud he time Bata do .
    • 9 years ago



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  • Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops and says “Chalna hai kya?” Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Classes- Bardasht. Attendance- Hera pheri. Class room- No entry. Teacher- Janidushman. Exam- Evil dead. Examiner- Don. Frnd during paper- Hum aapke hai kaun? Viva- Encounter. Marking- Andha kanoon. Exam time- Qayamat. Cheating- Lage raho munna bhai. Question paper- Ek paheli. Answer paper- Kora kagaj. Result- Sadma. pass- Chamatkar. Fail- Devdas. Future- Na tum jano na hum.
    • 9 years ago



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  • अर्ज किया है … … … उनकी गली से गुजरे तो उनका चौबारा नज़र आया … … … … उनका बाप बाहर आकर बोला - “हाथ-पैर तोड़ दूंगा जो दोबारा नज़र आया !!!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • When someone hates you for no reason . .. . . . . . . . . . . . Slap him/her on face.. and he/she will hate you for a reason...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Exams ke ek din pehle mujhe hosh aaya socha meine bohot aur cheating karne ka plan banaya.. . . . bathroom mein kardi meine cheating ki setting aur ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting.. Exam paper dekh ke meri ankhon ke aage andhera chaya.. kya bataon paper tha physics ka aur mein chemistry le aaya... :p :O :D :D
    • 9 years ago



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