Machhar Bola Insaan Se
Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se,
Jang Chhid Jayegi,
Dushmani Badh Jayegi,
Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H,
Par Humari Ragon Me
Bi To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.
Gabbar:- Kitne Admi the?
Sambha:- Srkr 2.
Gabbar:- Mujhe ginti nahi ati, 2 kitne hote he??
Smb:- 2 1 ke Baad ata he.
Gab:- aur 2 k pehle??
Smb:- 2 k pehle 1 ata he.
Gabbr:- To bich me kaun ata he?
Samb:- Bichme koi nahi ata.
Gab:- To fir Dono ek sath Q nahi ate?
Smb:- 2 1 k bad hi aa sakta he Qki 2 1 se bada he
Gab:- 2 1 se Kitna bada he?
Samba:- ullu k patthey, kaminey goli marni h to mar de, tera namak khaya hai, chavananprash nahi.
yo frnds enjoy d dy.....
Ek bar engineering k sbhi Profesrs ko
ek plane me bithaya gya.....
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Fir announce kiya gya ki
:-"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA
HAI"
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Sab profesrs utr gye,
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Par principAl baithe rahe
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Logo ne pucha :- Apko Darr nhi lgta?
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Principle-
"Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa
hai
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Ye start hi nahi hoga.
POGO joke .............
sunny leone class me padha rhi thi.......
A 4 apple
B 4 bat
C 4 cat
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L 4 L***
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Sorry bachcho muh se nikal gaya.
sabhi bacche ek sath bole :
koi bat nahi madam vapas muh me le lo :D
LIFE changes from
Classroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Girlfriend 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rehte hai.
short story.. 1 day.girl-m tumhari frnd hun bas. boy-ya
2 day.girl-hamaare bech frndship kuch jyada ho gyi na.
boy-shayad
3 day girl-tum kuch bolte q nhi. :/
boy-kya bolu
girl-jo m sunna chahti hun.
boy-I love you?
girl-I Love you too..^_^
in breakup boy-mene nahi socha tha tum mujhe chor dogi.
girl-HUH mene bola tha mujhe purpose kro...xD xp
"PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai,
To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai,
Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye
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"ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA"
400 CC
Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi.gd nt:-)
No.3 कुत्ता : हाँ भाई खा आया, बड़े भले लोग हैं.. .तबियत से खिलाया....! अरे वो तो आने ही नहीं दे रहे थे..!! ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Arz Kia Hai.
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya.
Gor Farmaiyega.
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya. .
Wah Wah..
Itna Romantic Sms Padke
Ek Or Gadha Tayar Ho Gya.
Santa ne chalenge kiya.....
"Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k
mumbai le jayega"
Saare news wale waha
pahuch gye....
Tab santa bola
"Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"
smart santa k liye thoko like
Teacher : Agr Koi Moti Ladki Palat K Waapis Aye Toh Is Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . Santa : GOL MALL RETURNS.Santa Class Main Hans Raha Tha 1 Ladki Boli Stand Up Koun Ho Tum??? . . . . Santa:-tum Koun Ho??? . . Ladki:-main Moniter Hun... . . . Santa:- Hahahahahaha Tery Din Gayein Ab Laptop Aur Lcd Ka Zamana Hai.