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  • Pappu- Yaar 10 saal me sirf 3sri bar hi kyu Manmohan Singh media se ru b ru honge. Addu- Tu Fir bhul gya manmohan singh silant mode me the tab media se ru b ru kese honge :D :p .
    • 9 years ago



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  • dadi-Soja Diploma Soja beta Padosan-Use Diploma Q Kaha Dadi-Meri Beti Delhi Diploma krne Gai Thi Ye Le K Wapis Ayi Rocking
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chinki Party Me Ek Ladke Se, Kya Ap Mere Face Se Ek Cheez Hata Sakte Ho? Ladka Khush Hokar Bola- Kya?? Chinki- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazar.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything
    • 9 years ago



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  • hello namaskar! ye male /female jan sewa h, agar aap male h to mujhe 10 sms karo, agar aap female h to 5 sms karo, agar aap inme se kuch nahi h to kuch mat karna hum aapka dard samaj sakte he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koan ho Aap ? Q SMS krte rehte ho ? Kisne diya apko mera number ? Ab SMS nhi krna, . . . . Ok . . Maine Kabhi Aisa Kaha Hai? . Nhi na! . To SmS Kro na! _ GulshanSms
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक बार 1 इसाई पादरी और 1 हिन्दू साधू मेँ बहस हो गयी. पादरी गुस्से मेँ बोला- मुझे लोग"फादर" कहते है,"फादर" का मतलब समझते हो?फादर मतलब "बाप" होता है . . साधू मुस्कुराते हुए- मुझे लोग"बाबा" कहते है, बाबा का मतलब समझते हो "बाप का बाप" होता है...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy jab fail ho jaye to.... mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE " . Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai: "SHARM NAHI AATI " . Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehte hain but dil jeet lete hain . . . " Abe Tu Bhi " ..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi Dikha ke Roe koi Chupa ke Roye Hame Rulane wale Hame Rula Ke Roe Marane ka Maja to Tab Hai Yaro Jab Qatil Bhi Janaaje pe Aake Roye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka TRAIN me chadne laga Akashwani hui:"Isme mat chadh ye patri se utar jayegi.. . . PLANE me chadne laga Aawaj aayi:"Ye crash ho jayega.." . . BUS me aawaj aayi:"Ye khaime gir jayegi.." . . Ladka gusse se:"Kaun hai Yaar..??? . . Aawaz aai:"GOD" . . Ladka:"Engineering me jab admission le raha tha, tab tumhara gala baith gaya tha kya..??? :o :p :v :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sister To Brother: What Are U Going To Gift Grandma On Her Birthday.? Brother: Football.. Sister: But Grandma Does Not Play.. Brother: On My Birthday She Gave Me Bhagvad Gita.. Uska Kya..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya re chikne sms hafta nahi bhej rela hai, Apun ko pta hai tere pas sms ka Bahut sara mal pdela hai, Chal time khoti mat kar 5 khoke sms bhej jaldi
    • 9 years ago



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  • मैडम: भूतकाल, वर्तमान काल का और भविष्य काल का एक उदाहरण मैं देती हूं एक तुम देना: मैं सुंदर थी, सुंदर हूं, सुन्दर रहूंगी! गोलू: आपको वहम था, वहम है, वहम ही रहेगा!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baar pappu k saamne sher aagya, usne upar dekhte huye kaha : "bhagwan, main to mar gya". . . Us din bhagwaan ji b mast moodmein the, upar se awaaz aayi: "ek patthar utha, aur sher k sar pemaar de", . pappu ne patthar uthaya or sher ksarpe maar diya, . phir upar se awaaz aayi : "Beta, mara to tu ab hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lovely roses and Lovely You, . . And Lovely are the Things u do, . . But the Loveliest is the Friendship of the "Two" One is Me And... The other is "U"
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

    लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
    नहा के जो आयी हूँ

    लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

    लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

    लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
    नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
    या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:
    • 8 years ago



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  • Girl (sharmaty hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai? Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai For Example Larka = Cement Larki = Rait Love = Pani ... ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge lekin agar in main pani mix kar diyajaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta. . . . Girl (hanste hue): Kaminey tu shakal se he Mistri lagta he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Young generation ko zayada tension kb hoti h? . . . . Jab wo so kar uthe or unka mobile Mummy k pas ho.. ;)
    • 9 years ago



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