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  • Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mat kar "MangiLal
    • 10 years ago



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  • आप अपने से तेज विद्यार्थी को क्या कहेंगे.... . . . . . . . . . . 'भाई प्लीज यार.....परीक्षा में मेरी आगे वाली सीट पर बैठ जाना '
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master:" Tumne Homework Nahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du?? . . . . . . . . . BOY:" Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum dono ko, Bathroom me band kar do...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apki chal mor jaisi, . . . . awaaz koyal jaisi, . . . . dimag lomdi jaisa, . . . . . gussa sher jaisa, . . . . . kitna acha hota ki do teen quality insano ki hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Grl: Koun Ho Tum, Boy: Hasrat Tumhari, G: Chahte Kya Ho B: Mohbat Tumhari G: Pachtaoge Tum B: Kismt Hmari G: Maried Hu M Boy: To Pahle Hi Bak Deti Manhus Nari..,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usko Pane Ke Liye To Me GOD Se Bhi Lad Leta.. . . . . . Phir Socha.. Exam Ka Time Hai.. . . . . God Se Panga Lena Theek Nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरी हँसी का हिसाब कौन करेगा , मेरी गलती को माफ़ कौन करेगा , ऐ खुदा मेरे दोस्त को सलामत रखना , वरना मेरी शादी में " लुंगी डांस " कौन करेगा ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khud ko kar kanjoos itna k har sms bhejne se pehle,, Service Center wala call kr k khud puche…? BHAi Pakka ? Bhejna hy na k “Sending Fail ” kar doon..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye"EXAM ye"NMBR ye"MARKSHT ye"%AGE sb moh maya ka jal h,sb bekar ki bate h,Tum kali hath aye the kali hath jaoge Is satya ko apnao or so jao
    • 10 years ago



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  • kehti hai woh, har ek khoobsurat chehre ko dekhta hai tu… kehti hai woh, har ek ladki ko kyu dekhta hai tu… kya kahun tumse?? bas har ek chehre me nazar aati hai tu….
    • 10 years ago



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  • Principal: Agar Koi Ladka Girls Hostel Me Gaya to 1St Time 100Rs Fine, 2Nd Time 200Rs and 3Rd Time 500. Sardar:Monthly Paas Ka Kya Loge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • K0i larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . Wa wa . Koi larki hmain thukra dy to gum ni! . . D0ob maray wo kameni jiski kismat me hum ni:-R wa wa wa taaliaaaan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi, Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha "Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Baba mera pati kab sudhrenga? Baba: Pati ko laye ho? Lady: Nahi. Baba: Koi baat nahi, apna blouse kholiye Lady: kyun? Baba: Pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai!!! By-Mr.Dilip
    • 10 years ago



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  • મૂંઝવણ અનુભવાતી હતી જ્યારે:
    1.બાયોલોજી ના સર કહે સેલ એટલે શરીર ના "કોષો":spider_web:
    2.ફિઝીકસના સર કહે સેલ એટલે "બેટરી":battery:
    3.ઈકોનોમિક્સ ના સર કહે સેલ એટલે "વેચાણ":dollar:
    4.અંગ્રેજી ના સર કહે છે સેલ એટલે મોબાઈલ.:iphone:

    ભણવાનું જ છોડી દીધું ભાઈ જો શિક્ષકો જ એકમત ના હોય ત્યા ભણી ને શું ફાયદો?
    અને
    સાચું જ્ઞાન ત્યારે જ મળ્યું જયારે પત્નીએ:woman: બતાવ્યું કે સેલ એટલે ડિસ્કાઉન્ટ.:scream:
    :laughing::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::pensive::pray::pray:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati Jokes , Funny Jokes , Husband And Wife Jokes
  • Narad muni dharti par bear pine aaye, 12 botal pine ke baad, Waiter bolo- aapko chadti kyo nhi..? Narad bole- mai bhagwan hu.. Waitar bola- chad gayi saale ko..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina baccha Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein Haath Daale Jaa Rahe They.. . . . Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur Bola: “Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast Thi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • ............ARZ KIYA HAI............. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me. Itna kamjor ho gaye hain teri judaai me . Ki cheenti bhi ab kheench le jati hain char payi se,..?
    • 10 years ago



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