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Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he. By - Yasirnazeer

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Teacher: baccho kabir, rahim, mira ka koi doha sunao.. Student- ganga ke ghat pe ghatna ghati gambhir, rahim liye mira ki pappi or pakde Gaye kabir..

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स्टूडेंट: सर जी.... लोग हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करते हैं,मैथ्स में क्यों नहीं? . . टीचर: ज्यादा 3, 5 ना कर...9, 2,11 हो जा...वरना 5,7 मार दूंगा...6 के 36 नज़र आयेंगे...और 32 के 32 बाहर आ जायेंगे ! . . स्टूडेंट: सर,हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करना ठीक है,मैथ्स वाकई खौफनाक सब्जेक्ट है ! . @Love.Sp

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Bhaiyo aur Only Bhaiyo, Nind Nahi Aati Mujhe Tab Se, . . . . . Mujhe Nind Nahi Aati Tab Se, . . . . . 5 Rupye Khoyehai Jab Se...

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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi, Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

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Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi Budhiya-Beta, Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar Hai Kya.?

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Us befawa ke yad me, ham ne jam utha liya... . . . . . . . . . . . Phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya... MORAL - sare aashiq meri tarah sharabi nahi hote yaar, kuchh bhukkad b hote hai Like U

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Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress Yahan se less Wahan se less Kabhi sleeveless Kabhi backless Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to, KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.

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A boy goes to the drug store with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the college guys for Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights." Boy: "Then why do they make packs of 12?" Dad: "Those are for married couples -- you know, January, February, March."

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Kirayedar:-bhai sahab apne ye kaisa makan mujhe kiraye per diya, yaha to chuhe hi dodte rahte hai. . . . Makan malik:-to kya itne kum kiraye me aap ghode ki race dekhna chahte hai.

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Bhakti - My Bahut Paresan Hu. Sadhu Baba - aapke Pas Sms 4u Ke Hate Hai. bhakt - Hai. Sadhu Baba - Reply Karte Ho. Bhakt - Nahi. Sadhu Baba - Roj Reply Kro, Apne Aap Aana Shuru Ho Jayege..

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SERIOUS MSG: Jivan me 1 bat yad rakhna.. Aansu pochne wale milenge Par Nak pochne koi nahi aata he, isliye hamesha RUMAL sath rakhna.

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LarKi Ka BaAp: Tum MErI BEtI Ko kAbSe PyaR kArTE Ho ? LaDkA : 4 mAhiNe Se. BaAp : MaIn KaEse.... YaKiEn kArU. LaDkA: OuR 5 mAhinE RuKiyE yAkiEn AApnE AAp Ho jAyEga.

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Police 2 santa: sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . Santa: lo ji chori maine ki hai aap q chaddi utaroge. Khan

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Hanuman: bhagwan ab me dharti par nahi reh sakta. Bhagwan: Kyun? Hanuman: dharti pe ab to ghor kalyug aa gaya hai. Aaj mandir me ek ladki aayi, hath hila kar boli- "HI, HANU"whats up? Muh Q fula rakha hai, grlfrnd ke saath break up hogaya he kiya.

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Gabbar to Thakur : ye hath muje dede thakur... Thakur: le le,mere b lele..Basanti k b lele,Jai aur Viru k b lele..chahiye to Ramu kaka k b lele aur OCTOPUS ban ja sale.. Gabbar: sry yar tu to serious ho gya

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Main Ne P0CHA: “QEEMAT Kya Hai Muhabbat Ki?” . . . . . . . . Us Ne Kaha “i-phone 5 DABBA PACK” = / = D ..( ) T0UBA.. B0HT MEHNGAAYi Hai Yar = D _||_ :O Edi mehngii mohabbbat :P

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Agar lyf me kabhi Aapse koi Mistake ho jaye To 2min apni ankhein band karo & socho k . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Iska Ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye. ;-)

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“ 4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. 2nd for Wealth. 3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega. ”

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एक शायर प्रेमी बड़ा शर्मीला था. उसे शहर की एक चंचल लड़की से प्रेम हो गया. उसने लड़की के सामने विवाह का प्रस्ताव रखेगा कुछ यूं रखा… शायर ने लड़की से कहा:नूरजहां, मेरे घर के लोगों के साथ दफनाया जाना तुम पसन्द करोगी क्या?

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