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  • Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai... Silence for few Minutes... Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai? K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu:" Sweet heart, I Have Two Tickets Of English Movie Wanna Come ?? . . Girl:" Which one ?? . . . Pappu:" Condom Of Shailesh . . . Girl:" You Idiot, Its Quantum Of Solace..:p >:O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy???????????????? guess ,guess bcs ladkiyan kabhi ladkon ko khush nahi dekh sakti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch sochun to tera khayal aa jaata hai, Kuch bolun to tera naam aa jaata hai, Kab tak chupaon dil ki baat, Uski har ada par mujhe pyaar aa jaata hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Udta Hua Murgi Anda Diya, Doston Anda Ka Kya Hua ? , , , Socho Socho . . . . Mujhe Pta Hai Aap Jawab De Nahi Paoge, Dosto Anda Ka Kuch Nahi Hua Kyun Ki Murgi Underwear Pehni Thi,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas kyo hai... Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyar karte hain... Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe dhokha nahi de sakte
    • 10 years ago



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  • patni aur janu shadi se phele to satabdi chalte the. ab local kyo chalate ho. pati- janu o to power pluse thume impres kiya tha kahi local ko chod expres na Pakad lo. patni- hai me to lut gai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi k mandap me Ladka ladki se bola ... Mere 10 ladkiyo ke saath Affair raha tha. . . . Ladki : Mujhe pta tha , Jab kundli mili he to Character to milega hi na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 spun oil 2 spun jira 4 pyaz barik kate hue 300g lehsun 1kg tamatar 1 peket namak 700g hari mirch tumhe pata he ham kya bana rahe he. Apko ollu vo bhi mashaledar...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h.. Aasmaan Mein Kaali Ghata Chaai Hai , Aaj Phir Gharwali Ne Do Baat Sunai Hai , Dil To Karta hai Ab Sudhar Jaaun, Magar Baajuwali Aaj Phir Bheeg Ke Aayi Hai..:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sachchi Hai DoSti Azma Ke Dekhlo Kar Ke Yakin MujhPe Kuch Farma Ke Dekhlo Badalta Nahi Sona Apna Rang Kabi Chahe Jitni Marzi Aag Me Jala Ke Deklo. AWESOME
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ak Machchar Aandhi Me Fas Gaya Tha, Usne Ak Ped Ko Pakad Rakha Tha, Aandhi Band Hone Par Pasine Pochhtey Hua, Machchar Kahne Laga, Aaj Agr Mai Na Hota To Ye Ped Gir Hi Jata. Ha Ha Ha. #Sukha
    • 10 years ago



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  • aapko diya gaya mobile ek suvida he, na ki aapka adhikar, please iska upyog message bhejne me kare, na ki miss call karne me. thankx MCC(mobile care center) janhit me jari.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha. Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?” Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?” Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu, mai kutte se baat kar raha hu”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha! Why? Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tv Reporter Ne Ek Zakhmi Se Pucha: Jb Bomb Gira To Kya Vo Jor Se Gira..? ? Zakhmi Gusse Me: Nhi Sale,vo Rengta Hua Mere Pas Aaya Aur Sharma K Bola Dhudumm.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baccha :- Madam Aap Mujhe Bahut Achi Lgti Hein, Mein Aap Se Shaadi Karu gaa.. Madam :- Gusse Se, Muje Bachon Se Nafrt H, Baccha :- Ok Madam Mein Koshish Krun Ga Ke Bacche Na Ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Salman khan - kitne % log samajte hai ki meri aur Katrina ki Shaadi hogi? Pappu - sirf 10% Salman - why? Pappu - Kyuki 90% log khud Katrina se Shaadi karna chahte hai . K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sharabi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya, Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kiya, Aur Khoob Dawat Ki, Subha Jab Ghar Pahucha To Bakra Ghar Me hi Tha, Biwi Se Pucha: Bakra Kaha Se Aya.? . . . Biwi:" Bakre Ko maro Goli ! Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha, KUTTE Ko Kaha Le Kar Gaye the..?
    • 10 years ago



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