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  • Fun madam-jisne 1st lession yaad kiya wo mere hathn pe kiss kare, or 2 lession wale gal pe kiss kare 1 baccha - madam bister bichha lo? kyuki muje puri book yaad he.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1970 Dulha Dahej Me Sasurji se radio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 Cycle. . . . 1990 motor cycle . . . 2000 Car . . . 2013 . . . Bas Bina Boyfrnd wali dulhande DO.. Baki mein kama lunga. :o :p Agree then thoko like boys... ___
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa Ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi Hone Ke Baad Santa Suhagraat Ke Din Jate Hi So Gaya, Phir Dusre Din Bhi Aisa Hi Hua Aur Aisa Har Roz Hone Laga Santa Jata Aur So Jata, Santa Ki Biwi Pareshan Ho Kar Santa Ki Maa Ke Paas Jakar Boli Patni: “Apka Beta To Mere Sath Kuch Karta Hi Nahi Hai Majboor Ho Kar Mujhe Apko Ye Baat Batani Pad Rahi Hai” Saas: “Tum Aaj Raat Ek Kaam Karna Apna Ek Ball Khol Kar Let Jana” Santa Ki Biwi Yahi Karti Hai, Santa Raat Mein Aata Hai Or Dekhte Hi Kehta Hai,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek admi apne dost k ghr gya, bel bjane pe Papu bahar aaya . . Admi Beta apne papa ko bulao . Pappu Ji wo nhi hai, wo bazar gye hai. . Admi Acha to bade bhai ko bulao. Papu Wo apne dosto k sath cricket khelne gya hai, . Admi Acha apk mumy to ghr pe hongi. Papu Nhi wo apni saheliyo k sth picnic pe gyi hai. . Admi chidd kar guse me bola Abe To tu akela ghr pe kya kar rha hai, tu b kahi chala jata :p . Pappu :- Haan, tabhi to mai yaha apne dost k ghar aaya hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pinky to doctor Pinky=> doctor sahab aap mere ghar chalenge kya ? Doctor==> haa... Pinky==> kitna feesh lenge ? Doctor==> 200 Pinky==> theek hai chalo. Ghar pahuchne k baad doctor bola Mareez kaha hai? Pinky==> koi bhi mareez nhi hai yaha. Mujhe to ghar aana tha or yaha aane k liye 500 rupaye kharch kaun karta..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne jockey ka underwear kharida. 2 din bad woh gaon chala gaya. Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya. Baad mein ghar pahuncha toh pata chala ki underwear toh chair par para tha!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladki ne mujhe frnd request send ki. Mene puchha: do I knw u? . Usne reply diya: aap mujhe kese pehchanto ho? . Aadhe gante tak yahi behesh krti rahi par ye nhi boli ki, English nhi aati, hindi me bolo
    • 9 years ago



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  • प्रेमीका:मैं जा रही हूं किसी और के पास तुम मुझे भूल जाओ. प्रेमी:न तेरे आने की खुशी, न तेरे जाने का गम, जाओ बहन जाओ, जी लो अपनी जिंदगी, दूसरी पटा लेंगे हम!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Fulo Ki Mahak Ko Churaya Nahi Jaata Suraj Ki Kirano Ko Chhupaya Nahi Jaata Apni Girlfriend Kitni Bhi Achchhi Ho, Dusre Ki Girlfriend Ko Bhulaya Nahi Jaata……
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‘LOFER’ Or ‘OFFER’ Mein Kiya Farq Hai? Ager Koi Ladka Kisi Larki Ko ProposeKare T0u ‘LOFER’ Ager Koi Ladki Ladkay Ko ProposeKare T0u ‘OFFER’ Had Ho Gayi Yar!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum to tere dil ki mahfil sajane aye the, Teri kasam tujhy apna banane aye the. Kis bat ki saza di tu ne ham ko, Bewafa hum to tere dard ko apnany aye the.
    • 9 years ago



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  • T.C.- TICKET CHEck kar raha tha, fir Santa se bola ticket hai, Santa- ha sir! T.C.- Dikhao" Santa- Ye lijiye (12 ticket dikhate huye) T.C.- Isme aaj ka kon hai? Santa- sir aaj ka kal milega, kal ka parso, T.c.- Aisa kyo. Santa- meri bv ke pass he :p :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dabangg Special: Asman se gir raha he Rain, Wah wah.. Asman se gir raha he Rain, Tere mast-mast 2 Nain, mere dil ka le gaye Chain Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge? BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga GiRL:Q? BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:" Call Me Sweetu.. Girl:" Sweetu.. . . . Boy:" Call Me Sweet Heart.!! Girl:" Sweet Heart. . . Boy:" Call Me Honey. Girl:" Honey. . . . . Boy:"abey Jaahill Ki Bachiii, Caalll Kar Naa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya..!! Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi..!! . . . . . . Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya… Happy Gandhi Jayanti
    • 9 years ago



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  • Newton ki Gf: Aj me kesi lag rahi hu? Newton:Tan c/Sin c GF:-Wat? Newton:- Tan c/Sinc =(Sin c/Cos c)/Sin c =1/Cos c =Sec c GF-WOW! Naughty newty.. =Hi frndss... Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p@Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher- "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga....?? . . . . . Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!! Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock...teacher shock!!:D Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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