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  • 1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school, saw a couple kissing on the road… He suddenly shouted and said look mom they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Woh kaunsi Situation H Jisme mard 15 minute me thak jata h Aur aurat chahti hai ki wo karta rahe? . . ? . . ? . . ? . . SHOPPING.
    • 9 years ago



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  • SMS KE RATES 1998 - Rs 5 2000 - Rs 3 2004 - Re 1.50 2006 - Re 1 2008- 50ps 2009 - 10ps 2010 - 1ps. Aap kab karoge? Jab SMS pe loan milega tab.? -
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tujhe pane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakta hu, Tere pyar mein jee aur mar sakta hu. Phir bhi tu nahi mili to koi gham nahi, Yeh formula dusri pe bhi try kar sakta hu..!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo Mujhe Ye Keh Kar Chor Aya Faraz . . . . . , , . . . . Pehly 100 mein se 84 pory Milty Ab to 65 mein Apna Guzara Nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di jati hai ki. Abhi bhi waqt he “Bhaag Jaa”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki Kahani Meri Jubani : Apke pas dimag hai Chalta nahi alag bat hai Aap smart hai Koi manta nahi alag bat hai Aap shareef hai Lagte nahi alag baat hai Aapke paas mobile hai Call nahi karte alag baat h Kaafi izzat h aapki Koi karta nahi alag bat hai Aapki beijati ho rahi h Aap phir b hans rahe h Wo galat bat h..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi 20 lac 25 lac 30 lac Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha: . Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai? . Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen, aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai… Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Babloo Yes Sir Tinku Yes sir Gullu Yes sir Ullu ? Ullu ? Ullu Button na dabao present lagwao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi, Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tanha Rehna To Sikh Liya Humne, Per Khush Na Kabhi Reh Payenge, Teri Duri To Fir Bhi Seh Lete Hai, Per Teri Mohabbat Ke Bin Na Jee Payenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jo log apni giflfriend ko chand samjate hai to. wo apni girlfriend ko chand samjana chhod de. kyuki chand par pehle hi teen log chad chuke hai. aur usme 1 kutta bhi shamil tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student:miss Kya Raat Ko Aap, Mujhe Call Kar Rahi Thi? Miss:no Student:kamal Hai Subha Mere Mobile Pe Likha Tha: (MISS Call)...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi ko fate kapdo aur tooti chappal mein "dekh kar bhikhari mat smjho...." . . . . . . . . . . . . Ho skta h WO KiSiKA BOYFREND HO.....!!!!!!.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Saath Chod Kar Gam Nahi Mujhe, Gam Ye Hai Tu Meri Zindgi Me Aya Kyu, Pyar Ki Is Choti Si Bhool Ke Liye Zindgi Bhar Ko Mujhe Rulaya Kyu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :- kutta mar gya razai mein Main pagal hu teri judai mein Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munnabhai: "Circuit, Ye Gandhi Bapu Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai? Circuit: "Simple Hai Bhai Agar Royenge To Note Gila Ho Jayega Na"
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 night a boy helped a unknown aunty to reach her home. Aunty:beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai yahi so jao , bittu ke room me. Boy:nahi aunty, mai yahi hall me so jaunga. Next morning a beautiful girl come with a cup of coffee. Boy:aap kaun? Girl:mai bittu. aur aap? Boy:Mai gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha. Djsumit
    • 9 years ago



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