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  • Ek ladki ne chote bacho ko kiss kiya, Or chote bacho k gal par lipstik ka daag lag gaya, Tab ladki boli i am sorry tab bacha bola koi baat nahi, Agar accha kam karte samay daag lag jay to daag acche hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Chhoti si Ladki shop me gai or boli:- Jab mai Bali ho daungi to Mujhchhe chhadi taloge? Shopkeeper(Has ke):- Ha karunga. Ladki boli: To apni hone wali wife to Choclete do..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Boy Aashiqui 2 dekh kar aaya... aur apni GF se Bola:"Sun Rahi Hai Na Tu... . . . . . . . . . . . . Breakup kar rha hu mai... warna saala mai bhi pee, peeke mar jaunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • टीचर:पता है बच्चों एक बार रजनीकांत हेलीकॉप्‍टर द्वारा स्विट्जरलैण्‍ड से होकर गुजर रहे थे लेकिन उनका पर्स गिर गया. छात्र:फिर क्‍या हुआ टीचर!!! टीचर:वह स्‍थान आज स्विस बैंक के नाम से जाना जाता है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beta-"Papa, Aapne Humari Nayi Car Ka Naam Mummy K Naam Pr Q Rakkha hai?" Papa-"Beta, QKi Yeh Bhi Mere Control K Baahar hai!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Man Got A Call From Unknown Number.. Girl: Hi, R U Single ? Man: Yes, But Who R U ? Ans: Your Wife.. Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoogi.. Another Call From Unknown Number.. Girl: R U Married ? Man: Yes, But Who R U ? Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat.. Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It Was My Wife.. Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte, Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Kehti Thi Mujhe Uske Jaisi Kabi Nai Milegi. . . . . . . . . Maine Uska Naam Likh Ke, Fb Pe Search Kia To 111 Or Mil Gai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • उसके बिछड़ जाने के बाद में तो मरने ही वाला था . . . . की अचानक याद आया . . . . की उसकी सहेली ने भी तो No. दिया था तब जाकर जान में जान आई|
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa shadi me gaya. vahan plate ke sath tissue paper tha. Santa ne socha ye bhee khane kee cheej hai. jaise hi vo khane laga....... baki sab Banta, Ghanta ur Tanta chillaye..... oyye ainu na khayi "FEEKA HAI.".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Close your eyes and think about yourself, Your face Your style Your nature Your smile Your looks Now open your eyes Free me HORROR movie dikhai na? Chalo thanks bolo
    • 10 years ago



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  • wo ladki muje dekkar boli kya adaa h ya zulfe h jaise ladko k baade me abhi bhace h mene kha tumhari is ada k ham sache h tum ye batao tumhare kitne bache h?? girl socked boys rocked..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti He Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota He To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti Jago Grahak Jago Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bapu Car Loan Leva Gaya. Bapu: Mare Kya Document Aapva Padse. Manager: Koi j Document Nai,Khali 5 Bapu Na Naam Aapo Jene Loan Bhari Hoy.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi, uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi, Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte, phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya... . aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena . . Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta. . . . Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya... . . . . Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ? Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?" Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..? Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ?? .. .. .. .. Husband : Silent....(thinking ... Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har pal me ik gum sehna padta hai, In aankho me ashko ko bhi rehna padta hai, In ashko me dubi aankho ke lie, Dil ko har dard chup chap sehna padta hai Prince Zubair. . . . . . . .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Usko Pane Ke Liye To Me GOD Se Bhi Lad Leta.. . . . . . Phir Socha.. Exam Ka Time Hai.. . . . . God Se Panga Lena Theek Nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Barsat Ki Raat, Bhigi Ladki, Bhiga Badan, Bhige Hoth, Bhigi Julfein, Bhige Kapde, Sundar Or Akeli. Use Dekhkar Dil Ne Kaha . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ye Kal 100% Bimar Padegi.
    • 10 years ago



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