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  • Tune us ladki k liye cigaret chhodi?-Ha Daru chhod di?-Ha Jua chhod diya?-Ha To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ? Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p@Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kidnapper Phone Par Teri Bivi mere kabze main hai saboot k Liye us ki 2 ungliyan Bhijwa di hain,,,,,, HUSBAND saboot Pakka nahi hai zubban Bhej zubban
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“ By - Meena Mishra.
    • 9 years ago



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  • लड़की:-छी छी...कैसा जमाना आ गया है
    वो देखो..
    एक लड़का दुसरे लड़के को
    "फ्लाइंग किस" दे रहा है
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    लड़का:- पगली...
    वो "फ्लाइंग किस" नही है
    वो लड़का अपने दोस्त से
    बीड़ी मांग रहा है।
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Ladka Ladki Jokes Sms , Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Gadha- yar malik bahut marta hai Dog- ye ghar hi chor de. Gadha- Nhi yar wo hmesa apni beti se bolta teri shadi GADHE se kra dunga. bus isi ummid se main baitha hu.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Who is d most inspirational person after our parents…….? . . . Bus conducter. Chaliye, chaliye, aage badhiye. Aage badhiye. Aage badhte rahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • I hate you when you smile at me coz you make me crazy. I hate you when you talk to me coz you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you coz you make me love.. !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usko Pane Ke Liye To Me GOD Se Bhi Lad Leta.. . . . . . Phir Socha.. Exam Ka Time Hai.. . . . . God Se Panga Lena Theek Nahi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • "बीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ जमाना छोड़ देंगे हम, इक्कीसवी सदी की लड़कियां, अगर तुम मिल जाओ, तो पुराना छोड़ देंगे हम।"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Hindi Teacher- "Wo 1 Sunder Ladki Khadi He" Isko Dusre Shabdo Me Kaho. Student- "Wo Dekho kamino, Tumari BHABHI Khadi Hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek moti aurat ne chor pakda or us par beth gai. phir nokar se boli ja police ko bula la Nokar-Meri chappal kho gai hai . . . chor-Saale meri pehen le par jladi ja...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Free Advice for boys :- . . . . . . . . Ladki ki Pic par kabhi comment mat karnaa warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayagi :/ :D ;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • kissing a girl on her forehead is respect,, kissing a girl on her cheek is care,, kissing a girl on her eyes is care & love,, kissing a girl on her lips is love,, but kissing a girl in front of her boyfriend..... HUD HUD DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek JAPANI INDIA Me Aaya
    Airport Se Usne Ek Auto:motorcycle: Liya Aurhotel Ki Taraf Gaya
    Raste Me Usko Ek Honda Car:red_car: Dikhayi Di
    Japani:" HONDA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast...
    Aage Usko Ek Toyota Car :blue_car:Ne Over Take Kiya
    Japani:" TOYOTA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast..
    Hotel Pahuchkar Usne Driver Se Poocha
    kitne Paise Hue.. ??
    Driver:" RS. 8000..
    Japani:" Itne Paise.. ?
    wo Kaise..??
    Driver:" METER Made In INDIA.
    VERY VERY FAST..
    Hum Se Panga...
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi.. . Hum raat bhar hilate rahe par wo nai aayi.. . . . . . . . . . Par hum jo hila rahe the wo tha pankha aur jo nai aayi wo thi bijli...!. Haath jorta hu tumhare aage sudhar jao :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife n Mobile: Wife n Mobile: 1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai. 2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai. 3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes