Funny Jokes

BF- Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF- Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

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Life is a"Received call". Education is"Dialled call" Love is"Missed call" Job is"Waiting call" But "Friendship"is "FEVICO"

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Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

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Shaadi S- Setting band, H- Himmat khatam, A-Aarzu khatam, A- Aazadi samapt, D- Dimaag kharab, I- Imtihaan shuru, Jinki ho gyi bhog lo Jinki nhi hui wo soch lo. By -Sarik

8 years ago

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patni:-kis se baat kar rhe ho jo itana dhire. pati:-bahan se. patni:-itana dhire. pati:-tumari bahan se.

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Open challange...99%FailedTo all Boys and Girls Kya Koi Likh Sakta Hai Apna Naam Kuch Aise.? F A C E B O O K Rule - 1) Ek Comment Main Only One Alphabets Likhna Hai"2) Tumhare Comment Ke Beech Main Kise Aur Ka Comment Aa Gya To Dubara Likhna Padega.>>>>> Game Start Now <<<<<< by: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

8 years ago

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કવિ ની ઘરવાળીનો જન્મ દિવસ હતો.. :birthday:
કવિ : જાનુ શુ ગિફ્ટ જોયે છે..??
ઘરવાળીની ઈચ્છા કાર લેવાની હતી.. :red_car:
એટલે આડકતરી રીતે કીઘુ કે,

હું પગ રાખુ તો એની સ્પીડ 5 સેકન્ડમાં 0 થી 100 ઉપર પુગી જાવી જોયે..
કવિ એ સાંજે ઇલેકટ્રીક વજન કાટો લાવી દીધો.. :busstop:
હવે બહાર બેઠો બેઠો એકલો

*ખારી શિંગ ખાય છે*
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8 years ago

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Jadu Hai Teri Har Ik Bat Mein Tum Bohat Yad Aate Ho Din Aur Rat Mein Kal Rat Jo Dekha Ek Sapna Maine Toh Bhi Tera Hath Tha Mere Hath Mein!

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"ALOK NATH IN DHOOM 4 . . . Bande Hain Hum Sanskari Hum Pe Kiska Zor, Sanskaro Ke Suraj Nikle Charon Aur. . . Irade Hain Kanyadaani Kanyadaani Har Kadam, Apne Haathon Kanyadaan Karne Aaj Chale Hain Hum

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Warning - pogo Ladkiya aur bache dur rahe - 1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gai, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Utha Li, Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ky Utha Li, Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Chezen Q Uthate Ho?? Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aisy Uthati Hain K.k

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Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..? Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake.. Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

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jabardast Joke.. Bnta to Snta..;)) Bnta:"Yaar Snta Maan lo ap bus me safar kr rhe ho..Apke pet me jabardast gas ban gyi h.. Itteffak se gana jor se baj rha h.. . Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne v bade smartly trick se gane ki dhun me dhun milate hue releas kr di.. . Aur kisi ko pta v nhi chla..:p jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rhe h Aur achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki.. . . . . . . . Gana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha...:p:D :O :D by-M.M

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Frnds Are Like Priya Gold Biscuit, Haq Se Maango.. Girlfrnds Are Like Pepsi, Ye Dil Maange More.. Wife Is Like A Medicine, Bas Ek Hi Kaafi Hai..!

8 years ago

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GIRL (FISH TANK KO DEKH K BOLI)- "Machaliya Itni Sundar Kyun Hoti Hain? BOY(SPRITE PITE HUE): Kyunki Woh Kapde Nahi Pahnti..! . . . . . . SIDHI BAAT NO BAKWAS!. ;)=))

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palko mein sapno ko ane do, apno ki yaad mein kho jane do, agar hota hai disturb apko mere msg se, to just chill yaar thoda disturb bhi ho jane do...

8 years ago

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Sense Of Responsibility: A Man Goes To Library And Asks For A Book On Suicide.. Librarian Looks At Him And Says, . "Bhai Wapas Kaun Dene Aayega.?"

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Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!

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Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha . . Tune 1 kyo diya . . Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya . . Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha

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Na ishq karna mere yaar ye ladkiya bahut satati hai na karna in par aitbar ye kharch bahut karwati hai recharge tum karwa ke dete ho or number mera lagati hai…

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