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  • 2 men in a Wedding Function: 1st: Lo..! Kuch din Pehly hi Goad me khela krti thi or Aaj iski Shadi hy 2nd: Aap Dulhan k Baap ho.?? 1st:Nhi Dulhan ka BOSS;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil u Kisi pe aata nahi Pyar U Hi Kisi se Kiya Jata nahi Pyar Kiya to Dard To Hoga hi Q ki . YE Dard Moov Se b Jata nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke ne 1 Ladki se uska naam pucha Ladki ne kaha mera naam Note mein likha hai. Usme likha tha: 07/09/2001 Msg expert ho to ladki ka naam batao!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 hath me pen, dusre me phone, 1 kan se lecture,dusre me i-pod, 1 Aankh Board pe dusri lover pe, kon gadha bola student life is easy? We are very very busy.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Dunia ko kuch kr Dikhana h, To Sun meri bat Hathi k upar ulta khada hokr Foto khichwa, . Ab Foto ko ulta krke dunia walo ko dikha.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • adkiyo ka zuthh... I Miss U Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi. Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhirubhai from heaven: "Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance". Mukesh:"Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:"
    • 10 years ago



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  • America me jab boyfrend apni grlfrend ko call krta hai nd romantic hota hai to kehta hai -""i luv u baby .. i luv u forever. . . England me - baby just Give me 1 kiss. .. . Russian . .- hey baby m missing u here. . . India - "" Jaaan . .aaj kya Pehna hua hai ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kash Ye_Fasle Na Hote! Kash Hm_Dur Na Hote! Kash Tum Or_Hum Sath Hote To_sms k Paise bach jate.Or_Dono Is Paise_se "KurKure" khate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • GANDHIJI janme the us desh me Rehta hu. Fir bhi ye Bhrshtachar roj Sehta hu. Koi Aayega mitane Bhrshtachar ye Manta hu. Lakin khud himmat kar mai Aage nahi Badta hu. Fas na jau Rajneeti me isi liye mai inse Darta hu. Har din har roz in Bhrshto k hatho mai Marta hu. Par Aaj bhi Mahatma Gandhi ko Dil se Chahta hu. Isi liye me Bharat k har Aadmi me Gandhi Dhundhta hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bachcha maths teacher ko phone lagata hai. Teacher`s Wife : Wo 2 din pahle mar gaye. next day bachcha fir call karta hai. wife : maine kaha na wo mar gaye. bachcha agale din fir call karta hai. wife : kitni bar kaha wo mar gaye h, bar-bar call kyu kar rahe ho. child : sun ke achcha lagata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern wedding card "vighn karan amangal karan, Bhoot nath maharaj pratham Nimntran aapko sakal bigado kaaj" Alpjivi murkhanand weds Durbhagyakanshi kulakshmi Barat andheri raat me sunsan shahr se Gumnam shahr me jayegi. Sabhi manhoos logo ko suchit kiya jata ki Ve apni gandi shakl lekr shadi me Aane ki himmat na kre....... Date of marraige 30 feb 2014
    • 10 years ago



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  • Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to Get strong teeth Today that powder is known as AMBUJA CEMENT. *JuSt FrOm SkR*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:Can I Hv A *Hug* ? Girl:No Boy:Did u Hear Wat I Said ? Girl:Yes ! Boy:Wat Did I Say ? Girl:Cn I Hv A Hug Boy:Yes, u May!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaaro Ke Bich Yaarana Sikh Gaye Thoda Sur Lagaya Or Trana Sikh Gye Zindagi Me Sab Kuch Thik Tha Par Galat Tab Hua Jab Land Hilana Sikh Gye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachha Road Pe Kutte Ko Le Ja Raha Tha. Ek Police Wala Haste Hue Bola Beta, Apne Bhai Ko Kahaan Le Jaa Rahe Ho?? . . . . Bachha: Police Me Bharti Karwaane.
    • 10 years ago



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