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  • Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai. Police Wala: “Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?” Aadmi: “Hum Dono Married Hai” Police Wala: “Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na” Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“
    • 9 years ago



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  • Two lovers in pizzahut. Ladka: kya khaogi? Ladki: . "Kachori Hi Mangwa Lo" Moral: Govt. School Ki Ladkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga...!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife: Meri Tabyat Thek Nahi Lag Rahi Hai Husband: Ohhh, Par Me To Shoping Pe Jane Ka Soch Raha Tha... Wife: Me Mazaq kar Rahi Thi... :-) Husband: Mai Bhi Mazaq kar Raha Tha. Chal uth k Roti Paka...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
    • 9 years ago



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  • प्रेमी-प्रेमिका ने ये तय किया की अब बात मोबाइल से न कर के कबूतर से करेंगे. एक दिन प्रेमी ने बिना खत के कबूतर उड़ा दिया. प्रेमी:ये क्या है? प्रेमीका:मिस कॉल था
    • 9 years ago



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  • BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA
    • 9 years ago



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  • Number Choose karain 1 se 10 tak Aur Main apko bataonga k apki Personality kaisi hai Balkay yaar tu rehne hi de Tu waise hi mujhe beghairat sa lagta hai:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gujju english love letter: Mari deer Puspa, U r que tea, luv lee, sack sea, on nest, a tract thief, cheer fool, soup pub & u r very press yes.. Tharo lower, Comeless.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Friend is one, who F-inds you in a R-ush of people, I-nspires you to do something in life, Catches your E-motions and N-ever leaves you till D-eath.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa-Beta agr tm fail ho jao to mujhe papa mt kehna (Some days later) Papa-Bete result ka kya hua? Santa-Dimag kharab mat kar "MangiLal
    • 9 years ago



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  • Excellent Mind Masoom Chehra Mithi Aawaz Khubsurat Aankhe Perfect Personality Khushmizaj Andaz Ye To Hui Meri Baat Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: If i ask you to jump down, will you do it? Girl: yes i will.!! Boy: Why? Girl : because i know you’ll catch my hand and pull me up.. Boy: if i don’t then? Girl: Then I’ll die with the believe that you tried your best but couldn’t save me..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • पत्नी- मै चाहती हूं कि मुझे समाचार पत्र होना चाहिए था, जिससे मैं हमेशा तुम्हारेहाथ में रहती।पति- मैं भी यही चाहता हूं, जिससे रोज नया समाचार पत्र पढ़ने को मिले।
    • 9 years ago



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  • जैसे ही मेहमान घर में आये, चाय पानी की बजाय उनसे कहिये – “लाइये आपका स्मार्टफोन चार्जिंग पर लगा दूँ”

    खुदा कसम , नेरोलैक पेंट से भी तगड़ा इम्प्रैशन पड़ेगा उन पर !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mujhe Udaas Dekhkar Usne Kaha, Mere Hote Hue Tumhe Koi Dukh Nhi De Skta, "PHIR AISA HI HUA" Zindagi Mei Jitne Dukh Mile, Sab Usi ne Diye.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girls on Facebook: Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. Changed her profile picture. 16 more similar stories... Boys on Facebook: Added Rita Added Pooja Added Rina Added Reema Added Rekha 20 more similar stories.... Hit Like if you agree :D :D
    • 9 years ago



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