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Girl to god after results . . Hajaro ki kismat tere hath mein thi agr pass kar deta toh kya bat thi . . . . . . . . . . . . . God replied . . Kitabe toh sari tere pass thi agar bf thode kam bna leti toh kya bat thi

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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p@Hushain2

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Ladkiyo ka real fact: pehle to ladke se kehti hai, tum mujhe pasnd karte ho na.. Ladka: Nahi to.. Ladki: Me sab janti hu.. Ladka: Pata hai ek ladki mujhe acchi lagti hai.. Ladki: Wo main hi hu na such bolo.. Moral: Ladke kabhi purpose karte nai ladkiyan karwati hai..!!

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Ram - tu kbhi nahi sudrega . Shyam- kya (chok ke) mene kya kiya. Ram- saale tu sudra hua kab tha jo ab sudrega.

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PATNI-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? PATI-shahjahan jitna. PATNI-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? PATI-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha.....

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Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baitha Tha, Dost Aaya Pepsi Pi Gaya aur Bola Yar kyu Udaas Hai? Aadmi Bola, Aaj To Din hi Kharab hai Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi Office Late Puhncha Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha. Wo Bhi Tu Pi Gaya

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Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed! :stuck_out_tongue:

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Ek Aadmi Taxi Driver se: Bhai speed slow karo, mere 17 chotay chotay bachay hain. Taxi driver: kanjra. Apni speed vekhi aa. ADMI…. yeh payaar ki nishaanoyaan hain.. happy Valentines day payary

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Boy:Hey I Have Just Installed Windows 8 In My Pc . . . Girl:Kis Zamane Ka Hai Tu Gawar, Im Using Windows 98..!!

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Ek bar engineering k sbhi Profesrs ko ek plane me bithaya gya..... . Fir announce kiya gya ki :-"YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI" . . . Sab profesrs utr gye, . Par principAl baithe rahe . . . Logo ne pucha :- Apko Darr nhi lgta? . Principle- "Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai . . . . Ye start hi nahi hoga.

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Teacher: What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahavir and Guru Nanak. Student: All of them were born on Indian Central govt. Holidays.

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एक बार एक मोबाइल कंपनी में चिंटू इंटरव्यू देने गया। पहले ही सवाल का जवाब देने पर उसको वहां से धक्के देकर भगा दिया गया। . . . . . . . . . . . .सवाल था - सबसे मशहूर नेटवर्क कौन-सा है ? चिंटू का जवाब था - कार्टून नेटवर्क...।

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1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . . . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha ... . . . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * * * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . . Sorry Saali Sahiba…

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Lady Teacher ne "MY TEACHER" par 10 lines likhne ko kaha. Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha: . . . . . . Madam, MAST CHHAMIYA " ko english me kya kahte hain..? :-D

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Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? Student: pata nahi sir. Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Student: Aap battayiye. DEEPAK BHAT kon hai? Teacher: pata nahi. Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.

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MARD aur AURAT ka Rishta B Sala Ajeeb H... Dur Raho To JUDAI.. Aur paas raho to . . . . To LADAI . Haa bhai Jo aap soch rahe ho wo bhi Hota h.

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1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas Baita Tha . . Dost aaya Pepsi Pee liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai......?? .. Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura hai. . . Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya. . . Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pee Gya.. .. Hit like for kaminey frnds....

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1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : legs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain K.

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संता का एक पड़ोसी चाइना का था, काफी टाइम से एक साथ रहने से आना- जाना हो गया उनका, पर बीमारी की वजह से शादी के एक साल बाद ही बेचारे चाइनीज की बीवी मर गयी। संता अफसोस करने उसके पास गया, और उसके कंधे पर हाथ रखकर समझाते हुए बोला। संता: कोई नही यार शुक्र कर एक साल चल गयी चाइनीज थी और कितना चलती।

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Ek survey se malum hua hai ki.. agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay... MAUN VRAT rakhe to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!

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