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  • MONU"Ke Ghar Uske SaSuraL Wale Aaye To Biwi Ne Kaha; Mehmaano"Ke Liye JaKar Bahar Se Kuch Le Aao, . MONU"Bahar Gaya Aur Turant"TAXI LeKe Aa_Gaya."
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Murgi Ne BAAZ Se Shadi Kar Li.. Murga: Hum Mar Gaye The Kya.. Murgi: Main To Tumse Hi Shaadi Karna Chahti Thi Par Mom - Dad Chahte The Ladka Air-Force Mein Ho..
    • 9 years ago



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  • GREAT INSULT GIRL: meri har sans pe kai ladke marte hai... . . . . BOY: to tu koi achchha wala toothpaste use kyu nhi karti Saini g Star Alok saini Boys Thoko Like
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz hai…. Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…
    • 9 years ago



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  • What Is Engineering?? 1st Year: Alpenlibe- Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye ;) 2nd Year: Mentos- Dimag Ki Bati Jala De 3rd Year: Polo- Sabki Hawa Nikal De Xd 4th Year: Chloromint- Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do lovers ek plate me Sev Puri kha rhe the.. Ek dusre ki aankho me aankhe daalke Ladki(sharmake): aise q dekh rhe ho?? Ladka: thoda thoda kha na Bhikari..!!:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady to riksha- bhaiya andar tak jayega kya riksha-ha ha kyu nhi aap hi ke liye to khada kiya h. lady- ok to piche se ghuma ke le lo
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar ladki ko ulti aaye toh Gharwale: kaun hai woh KAMINA? . . . . . Agar ladka ulti krta hai toh Gharwale: KAMINA pee k aaya hai . . .. . MORAL: ulti chahe koi bhi kare KAMINA ladka hi hota hai.. :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy friend: Darling kiss karte waqt Jo BUBBLE GUM tumne apne mu se Mere mu me dala tha wo bahoot tasty tha, Girl friend: Janu wo BUBBLE GUM nahi SHEMBUD THA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher :- Zmeen Par Rhne Vale Bache Dete Ha!n, Hwa Ma!n Udne Wale Ande Deten Ha!n, Vo Kons! Cheez Ha! Jo Hwa Ma!n Bh! Udt!ti Ha! Aur Bache Bh! Det! Ha!.. ?? Student: :”:”:”:”:”: A!r Hostess :”:”:”:”:”:
    • 9 years ago



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  • AaSMaN JiTNa NeeLa H - WaH-WaH - SuNFLoWer JiTna PeeLa H - WaH-WaH - PaNi JiTna GeeLa H - WaH-WaH - TuMHare DiMaG Ka NUT USSe JYaDa DHeeLa H
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan wah wah.? Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan, Anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan, "Always think different".
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 bar ek kutea ko 1 murge se pyar ho jata hai..fer oun dono ke shade ho jate hai..thore daer bar murge k bacha hota hai....bachea ka ser ada kute ka ho ada insan kar hota hai..kutaa os ko dakh kar chok jata hai...or murgi se puch ta hai..murgi khate hai ajab pyar ke gagab khani hahahahaha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ye"EXAM ye"NMBR ye"MARKSHT ye"%AGE sb moh maya ka jal h,sb bekar ki bate h,Tum kali hath aye the kali hath jaoge Is satya ko apnao or so jao
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?! Kya parso? Bolo Kya kha tumne? Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi! Batao kya parso? Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati.
    • 9 years ago



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  • College ki girls ne strike kiya, boys ne unka sath diya. Girls ne zor zor se kaha 'hamari maage.....boys ne piche se kaha..............sindur se bharo.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhod Diya Ki.. Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje ke baad. Aur.. Tum FACEBOOK Par Aate Ho 12 Baje Ke Baad..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi. Bechara....
    • 9 years ago



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