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  • Kya apko ladkian pasand hai ?? . . . . . Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai ?? . . . . . . . . To Golgappe ka thela laga le...:p :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tere intezaar me chora duniya ka sath, Tere intezaar me chora apno ka sath, JAb tuje jana hi tha Tu kyu diya wado ka sath?! Rah gaya ab may bs apno gamo k sath?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar kisi k pas sab kuch ho to duniya jalti he, Na ho to duniya hasti he, Mere pas aapke liye sirf "DUA" he..jis k liye duniya BHI tarsti he.............
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din delhi rape case ke bad ek uncle ne ek ladki se kaha- Bhagwan ka shukar hai ki meri koi beti nahi... . . . Toh us ladki ne bahut khubsurat jawab diya- . . . . . Khuda betiya bhi unhi ko deta hai jinme unhe paalne ki aukat hoti hai By : Nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi,bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, Aanshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, Kahikho jayenge mere alfaaz Par saanson ke sang hi sahi, Ek paigaam reh jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pari Ne Dekha K 1 Sher Khargosh ka picha kar raha hai, Pari ne rok k kaha k agr tum aesa na karo to me tum dono ki 3 wish dungi, Sher: Mere ilawa is jungle k tamam shero ko sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek helmet chahiye Sher: Braber waley jungle k tamam sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh: Ek bike dedo Sher: dunya k sher sherniya bana do, Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: Is bc ki LULLI kat do :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladke Wale: Ji ladki to hame pasand hai.. Bas ek aakhri sawal ladki ne kabhi Asaram Bapu se "Ashirwad" to nahi liya na??
    • 10 years ago



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  • किडनैपर: तेरी बीवी मेरे कब्जे में है, सबूत के तौर पर दो अंगुली भेज रहा हूं. संता: सबूत पक्का नहीं है, मुंडी भेज मुंडी.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehla Bhyanak joke of 2012. phone rings tring tring.. 1st: hello prakash he? 2nd: nahi he.. 1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-kal se hum teri gali me nahi milenge. Girl-q Boy-bade zalim hai tere gali ke bache Girl-q kya hua Boy- mere piche kutta chod k bolte hai pyar kiya to darna kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student to God: Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi God: Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi Kitaabe to saari tere paas thi !!..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Main ijhar mohabat kar ke thak gaya, Tab pat chala sali yeh toh behri hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 100 ladkiyo ne suicide kar liya aur 30 ne apne nas kat li aur 10 ladkiya behose ho gayi kyonki kisi kamine ne meri sadi kijhoti khabar faela di thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaadon Ke Sahare Duniya Nahi Chalti, Bina Kisi Shayar Ke Mehfil Nahi Banti, Ek Baar Pukaaro To Aye Doston, Kyon Ki Doston Ke Bina Ye Dhadkne Nahi Chalti..!v
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक व्यक्ति ने होटल के मालिक को बोला, "जनाब! इस समय आपका बिल चुकाने के लिए मेरे पास पैसे नहीं हैं।" होटल का मालिक बोला, "आप चिंता मत कीजिए, हम आपका नाम दीवार पर लिख देंगे। आप जब अगली बार आएं तो दे दीजिएगा।" व्यक्ति: मगर ऐसे तो सबको पता चल जाएगा। होटल का मालिक: कैसे पता लग जाएगा श्रीमान जी, नाम के ऊपर आपका कोट जो टंगा होगा।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls poem : :-D . . Husband hamara aisa ho..... . . . . Pocket me jiske paisa ho.... . . Saas se jab bhi fight ho.... . . Husband bole : janu tum hi right ho.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rinku- School male hai ya female? ? ? ? ? Monu- pata nai.. Rinku- yar simple school mai ganta bi bajta hai, aur priuaid bi hote hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: For u and ur parents.
    • 10 years ago



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