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  • BoyFrnd on msg: Sweet heart Kya kr Rai ho.......?? GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat Kharab hai Jaanu Sone Ja Rai Hu & U......?? Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche baitha popcorn kha rha hu!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje . . Pappu: Nahi . . Girl: Q Nahi? . Pappu: Bade-budhe Kah Gae He Ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli , Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya To Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai, Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Saunpa Ki Aese Btao Ki Wo K kushhi Se Mar NaJaey, Pappu Ne Jaky Us Ladki ko Bola, Farz Kro Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Kia Krogi? Larki: Ap K Samny Dance Krongi Ap Se Pyar Krungi, Shadi Krlongi.Yehi Nhn.Aadha Inaam Bhi De duungi. . . Sala Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Money Can Buy A House Not Home, A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health.. Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain And Suffering.. Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha: Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain?? . . . . Nargis: Apnay ghar jati hoon..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Kal Mere Khawab Main Ek Larki Aye Thi. Wah! Kya Larki Thi! Wife: Akeli Ayee Hogi? Husband: Tum Ko Kese Pata? Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khawab Main Aya Tha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 dukhi Grlfrnd ne apne Bewafa Boyfrnd k liye 1 shayri likhi "Phulon ka raja, Baharon ka shehzada, SEAL tod kar chala gaya kutta, kamina, haram zada..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father-Beta agar sasural wale Scooter de to Car magna, Shop de to Ghar mangna, Coolar de to AC mangna. Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt thoda hai paas mere, par bahut kuch abhi karna baaki hai, Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye use abhi bharna baaki hai, Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe, kuch der tere saath chalna baki hai, Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi ki ruk ja... abhi tere Yaar ka Dil jalna baaki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai..! Ek aadmi uthata hai! Admi: Hello! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo! Aadmi: Kaun hai be? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu! Aadmi: Teri to aisi ki taisi! Kahaan rehta hai? Baccha: Prithvi pe! Aadmi: Wo to pata hai, phone kyu kiya? Baccha: Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye! Aadmi: Ruk saale! Apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki aulaad. Baccha: Hello papa, main Pappu!
    • 10 years ago



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  • मां बेटी से – तुम्हारा बॉयफ्रेंड कैसा इन्सान है. क्या वो आदरणीय है? बेटी: हां मा, वो ५० साल का एक समझदार इन्सान है. उसे शराब या जुआ की आदत नहीं है. अच्छे संस्कारी परिवार से है. एक अच्छी बीवी और दो समझदार बच्चे भी है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1970:Dulha dahej mein Radio mangta tha. 1980:Me TV. 1990:Bike. 2000:Car. 2013: . . . . Bas bina boyfriend wali Dulhan de do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hamne Manga Tha Sath Apka. Par Aap To Judai Ka Gam De Gaye. Hamne Soucha Aapki Yaado Ke Share Ji Le Par Aap Use Bhul Jane Ki Kasam De Gaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Underwear Ek Sweet Ki Dukan Hai, Jis Ke Under Ek Cream Roll Hai, 2 Gulab Jamun Hai, Kuchh Seewiyan Hai, Aur Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kabhi Kabhi Kheer Bhi Miltee Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H Par Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H..
    • 10 years ago



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  • What Is Engineering?? 1st Year: Alpenlibe- Ji Lalchaye Raha Na Jaye ;) 2nd Year: Mentos- Dimag Ki Bati Jala De 3rd Year: Polo- Sabki Hawa Nikal De Xd 4th Year: Chloromint- Doba Ra Mat Puchna X| Xp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : student what u want to do in future. Rahul:I want to become pilot Mubin:I want to become Police Deepika:I want to be a mother... Or puppu:I will help deepika
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum pani kyu pite hain? . .. . . . . . . kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte taali mat bajao plz.. kasam se bachpan se genius hu, par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!
    • 10 years ago



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