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  • Ek pagal: Mai puri duniya ko mita dunga . . . Dusra pagal: lekin mai tujhe eraser he nahi dunga. Hahahahahahahaha..;(
    • 9 years ago



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  • ;~.~; cute sms for girlfriend in hindi ;~.~; "LIPS" mirchi ki tarah, "GAAL" tamatar ki tarh, "Eyes" matar ki tarah, "FACE" kaddu ki tarah, Hey BHAGWAN ek pyara sa dost diya wo b sabji mandi ki Tarah.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love aur dove me kya difference hai . . Nhi maalum. I tell u. Love me ladki ka dove hona padta hai ha ha ha...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal gye mere Lips. Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips. Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala Waah! Waah! Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala . . . . . . . "Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
    • 9 years ago



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  • चींटू: मम्मी प्लीज ये रस्सी अपनी जीभ से काट दो।

    मम्मी: बेवकूफ रस्सी जीभ से कैसे कट सकती है?

    चींटू: क्यों? कल ही तो पापा कह रहे थे कि आपकी जुबान कैची की तरह चलती है।
    • 3 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Jokes SMS , Hindi Jokes , Jokes Quotes
  • एक बार एक बहू अपनी सास के पास जाती है और कहती है, माँ जी कल रात मेरा उनसे झगड़ा हो गया। सास: कोई बात नहीं। ये तो हर पति पत्‍नी में होता रहता है। बहू: वो तो मुझे भी पता है, पर ये बताइये अब लाश का क्‍या करना है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meri Kon C Adat Buri Lagti h Jis pe Apka Mera muu Torny Ko Dil Karta h. . . . . . . . . . . Rply karny wala Apni Mout ka Zimadar Khud Hoga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab bijli chali jaye, garmi lag rahi ho to ye upaay apnae- 1. Mukhya mantri or bijli vibhag ko jee bhar k kose, galiya de.. Isse aap relax ho jaenge.. 2. Dosto ko nind se msg ya miss cal karke uthaae, isse aapka dard dusro me distribute ho jaaega, mann me ajib si khushi milegi.. 3. Thodi der dhup me ghume, pasine se aap thandak mehsus karenge.. 4. Padosi k bacche ko kas k thappad mare, ladai hogi to 2 ghante tak tym pass hoga.. Itni der me light aa jaegi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hrithik ki film hit ho ya na ho . . . . . . . . . . . unka aur unke pita ka naam hamesha Roshan hi rahega‼
    • 9 years ago



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  • BIMAARI In Bollywood Style.. :-D 1. Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat bhar Dhuwaan Chale= FEVER. 2. Tadap Tadap K Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi= HEART ATTACK 3. Bidi Jalayile Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai= ACIDITY. 4. Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu= MOTIYABIND. 5. Tujhe Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kahna= MEMORY LOSS. 6. Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole=MIRGI. 7. Juda Hoke Bhi TU Mujhme Kanhi Baaki Hai= LOOSEMOTION.! :-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Achhe Dost ki 3 Nishaniyan- 1) Kamine kabhi phone nhi karte 2) Zaleel has-has k sms padte hai 3) kitni b bezati ho jaye besharam msg pura padte hai.:) ROHITRAJE
    • 9 years ago



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  • in ladkiyo se dil lagana 1 bhool h, inke piche itna bhagana fizool h, jis din kisi ladki ne khe diya i lov u, to samajh lena us din april fool h.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mene pucha in vadiyo se kyu itna etr rahe hai wo bole me kisi se kaam nahi sundarta me, Mene pucha vadiyo se kabhi dekha hai meri jaan ko tu jis din dekh lega tu apni sundarta ko bhul jayega meri jaan ke samne to ye suraj kya ye chand bhi jhukhta meri jaan ki sundarta pe or in phoolo se pucho jo lete hai khusboo or tajapan meri jaan se fir kyu itna etra raha hai... e vidiyo....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hey..! I lik U. Meri GF Bnogi..? . . . Grl: Hmm..! Giv Me Ur Nmbr, Jb Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Research ke mutabik ladkian ladkon se zyada mehnati hoti hai Aapko pata hai kaise……?? . . . Nahi pata . . Main bata deta hoon aapko . . Kyun ki . . . . . . 100 mein se 10 Larkia’n naturally khoobsurat hoti hai . . Aur baki . . Apni Mehnat se…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kanjoos baap k bete ne kha: "Papa meri GF pregnant ho gayi h. 50,000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke" Kanjoos ne khamoshi se paise de diye. 2 mahine baad dusra beta bola: "Meri GF pregnant h 75,000 mang rhi h. Kanjoos ne khamoshi se de diye. 6 mahine baad Kanjoos ki kuwari beti boli: "Daddy, I am pregnant!" Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha: "Shabaash beti, Ab paise lene ki baari hamari hai":-P
    • 9 years ago



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  • chalo apko mobile pe film dikhate . start. . . . . . , .. . . . . . . . . . ., . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ye he kora kagaz rajesh khana ki super hit film The End. Maza Aaya Film Dekhne Me.
    • 9 years ago



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