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  • Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai, Tumhara paigam aye na aye, Par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • गर्ल-फ्रेंड की बहिन अगर मिस कॉल करे तो क्या कहेंगे ??? … … … … बेटा ….. ! मन में दूसरा लड्डू फूटा !!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek cheenti hoti hai.. uske paas 3 daane gehu ke hote hein.. ek din woh teen celebrities se milti hai.. aamir khan.. shah rukh khan.. salman khan.. teeno ke autograph woh ek ek daane par le leti.. call it.. khan A.. khan B.. khan C par ghar jaa kar jab woh dekhti hai.. to sirf ek AutogrAph hotA hAi sabhi par.. kyun?? kyunki.. daAne daAne pAr likhA hAi.. khAn A waAle kA nAam.. !
    • 9 years ago



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  • Umr Ki Raah Me Raste Badal Jate H Waqt Ki Andhi Me Insan Badal Jate H Sochte H Padh Padh K Record Tod Dege Par Book Dekte Hi Irade Badal Jate H
    • 9 years ago



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  • अर्थशास्त्र की क्लास में छात्र– “सर हमें अर्थशास्त्र क्यों पढ़ना चाहिए ?” अध्यापक – “यह हमें लोगों की जिंदगियाँ बचाने में सहायता करता है.” छात्र ने हैरानी से पूछा – “वो कैसे सर ?” अध्यापक – “क्योंकि अर्थशास्त्र तुम जैसे बेवकूफों को मेडिकल कॉलेज में प्रवेश से दूर रखता है !!!”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai? Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai, Bank Balance hai... Silence for few Minutes... Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai? K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI..? Girl: Kya..? Boy: Acchi film hai na..? Girl: Kutte ke bacche..! Boy: What..? Girl: Kitne chote chote hote hai na..!!! Moral – Jaise ko Taisa
    • 9 years ago



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  • Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya:- Kaha ho tum ?? . Husband:- Tumhe woh Jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tume ek diamond ka set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise nahi the ki main wo tumhe leke de sakun.. . Wife :- Haan yaad hai... . Husband:- Phir maine tumse kaha tha ki ek din main tumhein woh zaroor leke dunga.. . Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe achche se yaad hai.. . . Husband:- Main uski baju wale pub me beer pe raha hu thoda late aunga.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • I’m not Shakespare Who write about U I am not Shelley Who Sing About U I am not Piccaso Who Paint U I am just Ur friend Who Want 2 Say “I’m always with U”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song Tu hi yeh mujhko bta de facebook chalau main ya naa. . . Apne tu ghar ka pata de, aaau main yaa naaa. . . Apna tu phone number bta de, Call lagau main yaa naaaaaaaa. . . Khaana tu rakh de paka ke, khau main yaaa na. . Itna bata de mujhko kab milne aau tujhko... . Ab hota nhi intizaaaar tu hi ye mjhko bata de koi dusri patau main yaa naaaaaa. Girls, i m wa8ing dusri ptau mei b ya na ?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Warning - pogo Ladkiya aur bache dur rahe - 1 Bacha School Ka Kaam Kar Raha Tha Ki Uski Pencil Zameen Pe Gir Gai, Usne Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Utha Li, Phr Uski Ruber Giri Usnay Seenay Pe Hath Rakh Ky Utha Li, Uski Maa Ne Kha K Tum Seenay Pe Hath Rakh K Chezen Q Uthate Ho?? Bacha Bola: Hamari Miss B Aisy Uthati Hain K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya kar rela he re sarkeat? Sarkeat: Bhai balb pe baap ka naam likh reyla hun. Munna:: Kaiyko! Sarkeat: Baap ka naam roshn karne ka he bhai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki: Agr Main Mar Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Ladka: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga.. Ladki: Itna Pyar Karte Ho Mujhse..? Ladka: Pyar Vyar Kuch Nhi Tere Chkkar Me Udhari Itne Ho Gye Ki Jeena Muskil Hai..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Iss pathar ki duniya mein, Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai.. Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna, Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi, Sapne tut jaya karte hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aajkal Ladkiyo k college bag me copy kitaab ki jaga kya kya samaan milega?? EK kanghi Ek perfume ki chhoti sisi.. Ek facial cream. Ek eyebrow set karne wali kanghi Lakme moisturizer.. 3-4 rumaal... Lakme compact Lakme kajal Ek chhota sa sisa.. Balo mai lagane wale 3-4 pin.. Class mai b makeup karti hai aur Fir bolti hai boys hame ghurte kyun rehte hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Do Ladke Santa Ke Saath Motorcycle Per Jaa Rahe They. Policeman Ne Hath Dikhakar Rok Liya. Santa Oye! Pehle Hi Teen Baithe Hain, Ab Tu Kaha Bethega!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 12 Boys planned to propose a girl,, . . . . 10 came with a rose,, . . But 1 came with a ring "Thats Confidence" ... . . . But what about the other 1? . . . Honeymoon ki ticket le aaya "Thats OVER CONFIDENCE"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lalu-sala padai kar rha hai. Padai karke kisne kya ukhada. Manmohan-i am a educated PM. Lalu-tu to bol hi mat. Itna hi educated hai to silent q rahta hai. Dar lagta hai kahin bolne me galti na ho jaye. Ha ha ha yy...
    • 9 years ago



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