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98 years old rich man married 18years girl. Media askd d girl: "Aapne inmeshadi k liye kya dekha?" Girl:-Ek toh inki "in-come" aur dusre inke "din-come" ¥@

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ?? . Girl shocks - Boy rockz.. By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

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Pappu English exam me Fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se.... . 1.Me ek Aam admi hu ... -I am a mango man . 2.Mujhe English ati he -English comes to me . 3.Me haripur hazara se hu -I belong to Green pur Thousanda . 4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi he -Tablets are walking on the road...:)°. . Hahaha ab pta chla sala papu pas kyu ni hota.

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Araz kiya hai... saari raat guzar jaati hai bas isi kashmakash me ki. . . . . Ye saali razai me hawa kidhar se aa rahi h... tongue.png tongue.png

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Girfriend And Boyfriend On Phone grin.png Boy : Hey aaj kya Khana Khaya ? . . . Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi batain Karni Aati hain . . Boy : Oh oh Ok ye batao ? How Should Central Bank fight these Inflationary Trends with Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets ? . Girl : Hmmmm…. Daal Chawal khaye Hai !!!

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Why Has The Govt Fixed Voting Age Of 18 Yr & Marriage In Age Of 21yr? Govt Ko Ye Pata Hai K Desh Sumbhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Biwi Nahi.

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Mobile ek MANDIR hai; Whatsapp uska DEVTA; Group Banane Wala PUJARI; Message Bhejne Wala DANI; Padhane wala BHAKT; Aur Reply Na Karne Wala... . . . . . Bhikhari!

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Ye pyara sa gulab sirf aap ke liye . . . . . . . . . . . (./) /.".)"^----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ Iska naam gulab hai to hum kya kare.

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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एक महिला (दूसरी से) - तुमने आखिर क्या देखकर अपने नौकर से शादी कर ली ? . . . दूसरी - दरअसल वह बहुत बदतमीज हो गया था और मैं उसे सबक सिखाना चाहती थी!

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Sari Umra Hum Mar-mar Ke Ji Liye. Ek Pal To Ab Hume Pine-do, Pine-do. Give Me Some White Wine, Give Me Some Red, Give Me Another Glaas, I Wan2 Drink It Once Again. Kandho Ko Bear Ke Boj Ne Jukhaya. Daru Pina To Khud Dosto Ne Sikhaya. 99% Marks Laoge To Whisky, Varna Desi. Hateli Par Pada Whisky, Rum,Vodka Ka Chaala, Cocktail-mocktail Ne Pura Bachpan Jala Dala. Bachpan To Gaya, Girlfriend Bhi Gayi. Ek Pal To Ab Hume Pine-Do,Pine-Do. .

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JAB MANGNI K BAAD LAMBE SAMAY TAK SHADI NAHI HOTI TO FAYDAA KISKA HOTA HAI.? LADKE ka.? NO. LADKI ka.? NO . . . MOBAILE COMPANY KA.

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Boy 1 to Boy 2 Tum us ladki ke peeche kyu pade ho.? Uska to pahle se hi Bf hai.. Boy 2 Smart Rply Khali kursi par to koi bhi baith sakta hai.. Dum hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho.. Baat to sahi boysB

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Old man school k principal se: Zara rizwan ko buladein Principal: Aap kon? Old man: Mai uska dada Principal: Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai

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How BEDROOM Smells After MARRIAGE: 1st 3 years ------Perfumes, Flowers,Chocolate, Strawberry, Grapes. .. After 3 YRS-------Baby Powder, Johnsons Cream & Lotions, Baby oils · · After 15YRS-------ZanduBalm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray…. · · After 40 YRS------- Agarbatti

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1 Driver 1 Taxi Par Baitha Tha! Santa - Are Bhai Ye Gari Bhagwanpur Jayegi . Driver Majak Urate Hue, Ye Taxi Nahi Mai Jaunga. Banta Gusse Se To Sale To Ja Na Baitha Hua Kyu He!

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Wife: Mein Tumhare Bache Ki Maa Banne Wali Hoon... Santa : Pareshan Ho Kar Bolta Hai. Lekin Mera To Koi Bacha Hai Hi Nahi...!!

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Girlfriend Ki Sister Agar Missed Call Kare To Usse Kya Kahenge….? . . . . . . Betaaa... Mann Me Dusra Laddu Phoota...

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Q- a parrots sits on an elephant and the elephant died!! Prove how is this possible.? . . . . . . . Physics student: assume that elephant’s name is parrot & parrot’s name is elephant:d:p:) physics can prove anything

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Boy: I Am Not Rich Like Raoul, I Don’t Even Have A Big Car Like Raoul. But I Really Love You!
Girl: I Love You Too, But Tell Me More About Raoul..

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