Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi
kabtak ??
Yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi
kabtak ??
Camera man Prafful ke saath Deepak
Chaurasia AAJ
TAK..
Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Traffic Jaam me attak gayi Bike,
Chalo sab khele Counter-Strike. .
Teacher:" Agr koi school ke samne
Bomb Rakh deta hai to kya
karoge ??
.
.
Student:" thodi der dekhenge
Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai
.
.
.
Warna Staff Room me rakh
denge...
Shadi mein dulhan ko ghungat mein
kyu rakha jata hai????.
nai pata...
socho socho!!!!.
taki kisi k muh se ye na nikal jaye
ki ?
abe ye to meri girl frnd thi.
Traffic Police Wali Ne Suhagraat K Baad
Husband Se Rs.600 Ka Jurmana Manga!
Husband: Kis Liye?
Wife: 100 Overspeed K,
200 Wrong Side K Or 300
Bina Helmet K.!
Ladki: Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge?
Ladka: Main bhi mar jaunga.
Ladki: Par kyu?
Ladka: tere chakkar me udhari itni
ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkil hai.
B.tech student:
Man: Beta kya karte ho?
Boy: Uncle B.tech.
Uncle: Kya sikhate hai
isme?
Boy: Kehte to yehi hai ki
software banana
sikhayenge. Lekin sirf bevkuf
banana sikhate hai..
Man: Kaun sa year chal raha
hai?
Boy: 2012
Man: Matlab tumahra kaun sa
year chal reha hai?
Boy: Saale B.tech le li to kya
Alien thori hee ho gaya jo
humara alag year hoga..
ab nikal le Saale nhi to dunga 2
kaan ke nichey !
1 candy hoti h Rs 1
ki,
1 gulab hota h Rs 10
ka,
1 car hoti h Rs 5
Laakh ki,
Lekin.
1 dost hota hai
"ARBO KA"
Bde mehnge ho yaar!
msg karoge ya bech
du..
1Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baita Tha
Dost aaya Pepsi Pi liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q He?
Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura he.
Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya.
Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pi Gya.