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Arz Kiya Hai. Ladki Cheej Hi Aisi Hoti Hai. Ladki Cheej Hi Aisi Hoti Hai. Kuchh Bolo To Muh Phula Leti Hai. Aur Kuchh Karo To Pet Phula Leti Hai.. Samajhdar Thoko Like

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Phoolwala:"Sahab Apni Gf Keliye Phool Le Lo.. . Boy:"Meri Gf Nahi Hai. Phoolwala:"To Mangetar Ke Liye Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Mangetar Nahi Hai.. Phoolwala:"to Biwi Ke Liye Hi Le Lo. Boy:"Meri Biwi Bhi Nahi Hai. . . . Phoolwala:"Aye Duniya Ke Khush Kismat Insaan Meri Taraf Se Ye Phool Free Me Le Le...:p :O :D :D By:sharad

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aapko diya gaya mobile ek suvida he, na ki aapka adhikar, please iska upyog message bhejne me kare, na ki miss call karne me. thankx MCC(mobile care center) janhit me jari.

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Bapu bole koi SMS na kare to tension mat lo, use SMS krte raho bole to full vinamrata ke sath ek din uska Hriday Parivartan hoga, phir msg nhi call ayega.....

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teacher: tum mese koi joke sunayega.? banti: sir mai ek joke sunauga.... teacher: achcha banti sunao.. banti: ek budhiya rahti hai vo paida hote hi mar jati hai......by vrkadam

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Ladkia Market Main, Patakhe Khreeed Rahi Hai. . . . . . . . And Boys Market Main, Patakhe Dekh Rahe Hai. Njoy With Patakhas Boyz Nd Galz

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WhatsApp killed SMS! YouTube killed DVD! Skype killed ISD calls! Amazon killed real life shopping and Facebook killed LIFE.

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मेरी प्यारी बेगम, सवाल कुछ भी हो, जवाब तुम ही हो। रास्ता कोई भी हो, मंजिल तुम ही हो। दुःख कितना ही हो, ख़ुशी तुम ही हो। अरमान कितना ही हो, आरजू तुम ही हो। गुस्सा जितना भी हो, प्यार तुम ही हो। ख्वाब कोई भी हो, ताबीर तुम ही हो। यानी ऐसा समझो कि सारे फसाद की जड़ तुम हो और सिर्फ तुम ही हो।

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ek chota bacha bus ke khidki se susu kar raha tha .... . . . . ek aurat boli-tujhe saram nahi lagta hai kya???? . . . . . . bacha- arrey aunty, saram ko chodo susu ko dekho kitna door tak ja raha hai.

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Dedicated to All Who Say that Engineering is Good. Arz Kiya Hai. . "Log Kehte Hai Koshish Karte Raho, Har Raah Mein Hope Hai!! Log Kehte Hai Koshish Karte Raho, Har Raah Mein Hope Hai!! . Aankhein To Aaj Bhi Us Shaitaan Ko Dhundti Hai. Jisne Kaha Tha ENGINEERING Karo Isme Bada Scope Hai!"

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Ishq Ke School Me Naya Mahaul Taiyar Ho Gaya, . . . Pappu Ki Gf Se Sabhi Ko Pyar Ho Gaya, . . Bas Tabhi Se Pappu Udas Ho Gaya, Puri Class Fail Ho Gayi Par Pappu Paas Ho Gaya.

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Luv & FrndShip r walking in a Vilg. Luv Falls into a well. Y? BCoz Luv is Blind.. Frndshp also Jumps inside... Y? Bcoz frndship nvr lets any1 Alone. gudmor

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स्टूडेंट: सर जी.... लोग हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करते हैं,मैथ्स में क्यों नहीं? . . टीचर: ज्यादा 3, 5 ना कर...9, 2,11 हो जा...वरना 5,7 मार दूंगा...6 के 36 नज़र आयेंगे...और 32 के 32 बाहर आ जायेंगे ! . . स्टूडेंट: सर,हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करना ठीक है,मैथ्स वाकई खौफनाक सब्जेक्ट है ! . @Love.Sp

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BF- Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF- Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA.

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Aapki bato pe dil haru WAH! WAH! Aapki surat pe jan waru WAH! WAH! Jis din nahi aata aap ka sms dil karta hai aapko patak-patak ke maru!

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Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi, Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day. Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara. Par Kyu? Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi :

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Professor:What is “Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder”..? Student:Jinga Lala hurrRrr hurrRr… Professor:Ye kya thaa …? Student:Pehly ap batain wo kya tha

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pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai..:-)

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Aaaj to Maa ne V saaf bol diya.... . . . Beta WIFE aisi lana... Jo facebook na use karti hon, . . . Ghar mein aur kuch kaam bhi hote hain.......

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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko ek plane mein bithaya gaya.. Fir announce kiya gaya ki “YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI” Sab profesrs utar gaye… Par principal baithe rahe Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta? Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai. Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

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